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My current favorite conspiracy theory is the one circulating telling everyone how Bush Sr, may have orchestrated the assassination of JKF.
Theres even a documentary floating about, and I must say, its rather compelling.

It makes some decent arguements, if you allow for a bit of conjecture, and a touch of hearsay.

However, Im not entirely sold, as the motives for it are a bit of a stretch.

Has anyone else heard of this one?

I love a good conspiracy theory, and this one aint half bad.
Not utterly convincing, but good.

Heres a google search result.

http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/bush.htm

Thoughts?

Well, he was in the CIA...

And the Bush family is evolsz!1!!!!!!:D

Pure genius. It would have been better if he was 'killed' on a moonbase, though, which was made up to look like Dallas, and he's actually still living there with his family. And this moonbase is also the place where the aliens at Roswell came from, and is paid for by the FreeMasons.

Well, he was in the CIA...

And the Bush family is evolsz!1!!!!!!:D


well, if by some miracle this has any merit to it, I'd say they are pretty evil.

Pure genius. It would have been better if he was 'killed' on a moonbase, though, which was made up to look like Dallas, and he's actually still living there with his family. And this moonbase is also the place where the aliens at Roswell came from, and is paid for by the FreeMasons.


Well the thing is, he would have had the means to put it all together, but my only question is...why exactly would he (they)?

What would he gain by it?

Well the thing is, he would have had the means to put it all together, but my only question is...why exactly would he (they)?

What would he gain by it?

Just for sips and giggles.

Well the thing is, he would have had the means to put it all together, but my only question is...why exactly would he (they)?

What would he gain by it?

World domination from a completely untouchable place. You wouldn't nuke the moon, nor would you spend several years training up special forces soldiers to be able to fight on the moon, in spacesuits, would you?

*edits*

Now it's all clear... I've stumbled upon something here!

Yes thats completely true. LBJ was in on it as well.

Also lead based paint isnt harmful to humans. The CIA just developed X Ray vision machines to see through walls. Unfortunately it cant "see" through lead based paint. So to make the X Ray vision machine useful they had to rid the world of lead based paint. This is slowly but surely working.

Just for sips and giggles.


I would have recommended he get a dog or soemthing, rather than assassination of beloved public officials, but hey...whadda I know?

Yes thats completely true. LBJ was in on it as well.

Also lead based paint isnt harmful to humans. The CIA just developed X Ray vision machines to see through walls. Unfortunately it cant "see" through lead based paint. So to make the X Ray vision machine useful they had to rid the world of lead based paint. This is slowly but surely working.


The devils advocate would say "LBJ wanted to invade Vietnam, Kennedy did not.", that could be reason enough.
If it was indeed an inside job, LBJ was in on it.

I would have recommended he get a dog or soemthing, rather than assassination of beloved public officials, but hey...whadda I know?

I think he already had a dog, and was quite bored with it. And so to relieve himself of ennui, he set up an elaborate moonbase, and faked JFK's assassination, so that he could laugh at the news stories about JFK's death.

So the moral is - legalise drugs and give people porn, computer games, films and free music, otherwise they get bored and start putting lies into the world's media.

I think he already had a dog, and was quite bored with it. And so to relieve himself of ennui, he set up an elaborate moonbase, and faked JFK's assassination, so that he could laugh at the news stories about JFK's death.

So the moral is - legalise drugs and give people porn, computer games, films and free music, otherwise they get bored and start putting lies into the world's media.


No..Fox has been doing that for years, actually.

Who would have thought that Lyndon Johnson was such an evil bastard, especially after all that effort he put into improving civil rights. Of course the Vietnam war was a very bad thing, but I didn't think it indicated he would kill a friend in cold blood.

WAR PROTESTER: Hey! Hey! LBJ! How many kids did you kill today?

LYNDON JOHNSON: Do you mean because of the war or personally with my own bare hands?