NationStates Jolt Archive


More chain-spam: Revised edition

Hobovillia
21-05-2006, 06:32
When Your feeling alone like no one cares read

this cuz its absolutely true scrole down




Well, if you mean scroll...?





Every night , someone thinks about you before


they go to sleep,




Yeah, some perverted old man...





At least fifteen people in this world love you.


The father, son and the holy ghost being three?:rolleyes:



The only reason someone would ever hate you is


because they want to be


just like you



AHEM, I think you've got problems certain person that sent this to me... as I know you and don't like you much at all and it sure as hell isn't jealousy...



There are at least two people in this world that


would die for


you




Um, no.





You mean the world to someone.


Only because I rooted ya momma good (Sorry I know...)




Someone that you don't even know
exists loves
you.




Like... Jesus?! :D




When you make the biggest mistake ever,


something good comes from it.




Like living in a crappy flat, a virgin and alone for the rest of your life?



When you think the world has turned its back on


you, take a look.





And you will find an ass directly in line with your face




Always remember the compliments you've received.



Yeah, because compliments about your hair or clothing aren't superficial at all!





Forget the rude remarks.


Like, "ITS A JEW, LETS GET 'EM!"




So if you are a loving friend, send this to

everyone on your list

including

the person that sent it to you.


But, I really, really don't like you


I just hate this kind of mail... the gun! Its so hard to resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The South Islands
21-05-2006, 06:33
If you hate it so, why do you post it?
Hobovillia
21-05-2006, 06:36
If you hate it so, why do you post it?



Your logic... it confounds oneself...:eek:
Infinite Revolution
21-05-2006, 06:43
i like biscuits
The South Islands
21-05-2006, 06:47
i like biscuits
Now that I think about it, Biscuits are in no way similar to SPAM.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 06:49
i like biscuits
What about eggs?
The South Islands
21-05-2006, 06:51
What about eggs?

Eggs are like giant vaginae.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 06:52
;) Now that I think about it, Biscuits are in no way similar to SPAM.
Nope, never ;)
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 06:52
Eggs are like giant vaginae.
My bologna has a first name..
Boonytopia
21-05-2006, 06:58
I don't even bother to read those e-mail spams, I just delete them straight away.
The South Islands
21-05-2006, 06:59
My bologna has a first name..
(I do so love NS sing-a-longs)

It's O-S-C-A-R!