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Cats or Dogs

Mr Wolverine
20-05-2006, 19:30
Which one do you like better?
Neo-Mechanus
20-05-2006, 19:31
Cats rock.
ConscribedComradeship
20-05-2006, 19:31
One of these. http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/catdog/images/catc.gif
Ifreann
20-05-2006, 19:32
Dogs are the dogs bollox.
Nick52B
20-05-2006, 19:33
Dogs.
They are delicious.
Drunk commies deleted
20-05-2006, 19:36
Dogs are better. Dogs genuinely want to be your friends. Cats just want you to feed them on time.
Hammergoats
20-05-2006, 19:41
As it says on a T-shirt that I really want...
"I love cats... but I can't eat a whole one..."
Neo Kervoskia
20-05-2006, 19:46
I found this thread to be incredibly racist and offensive. Cat
Farstra
20-05-2006, 19:48
I found this thread to be incredibly racist and offensive. Cat


Are you a cat, or a dog?
Ivia
20-05-2006, 19:48
Cats! They're cleaner than dogs, smarter than dogs (dogs allow themselves to be commanded. Cats know better.), they can take care of themselves, and those that have been raised right from birth are very affectionate and loving.

Most of the problems people have with cats come from improper handling as kittens. Many cats are abused or unloved as kittens, which makes them mean. Cats don't just want to be fed on time, they're sweet, loving creatures when they're raised with love, just like dogs can be evil if they're raised wrong, but they can be sweet when raised with love.
Acquicic
20-05-2006, 19:49
I'm sure both are equally delicious if prepared properly. And you omitted the choice "I like both" for some reason...
Hammergoats
20-05-2006, 19:51
My girlfriend is a cat person. She said her cats sleep eith her somethimes and I informed her of the truth. They're just being close to her so if she dies while she slept they'd be the first ones to devour the corpse...I love you Megan!!!
ConscribedComradeship
20-05-2006, 19:53
My girlfriend is a cat <snip>

I honestly thought you were saying that.
Hammergoats
20-05-2006, 19:54
.....that could get painful....
ConscribedComradeship
20-05-2006, 19:55
.....that could get painful....

Yeah...the sharp teeth and the claws. I don't think she'd enjoy it too much either. Then there are the legal problems.
Baratstan
20-05-2006, 20:05
.....that could get painful....

Heh heh, Beastialist :p
Dexlysia
20-05-2006, 20:05
So many cats, so few recipies...
Farstra
20-05-2006, 20:43
I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
Dexlysia
20-05-2006, 20:44
Yay! I hath given thee life, oh thread.
Dinaverg
20-05-2006, 20:44
I like ether. Yay quintessential!
LaLaland0
20-05-2006, 21:08
I don't have anything specific against cats, but dogs rock.:cool:
Shlarg
20-05-2006, 21:12
I like both cats and dogs.
Czardas
20-05-2006, 21:17
As I am a "cat person", cats are virtually the only creatures I treat with any semblance of affection. Cats are intelligent, independent, and generally awesome. Not to mention they can use IRC a hell of a lot better than other such creatures.

Dogs, while they are not quite equivalent, are nonetheless a good deal more dependable and trustworthy than most humans; thus, I treat them quite well, but not on the same level as my special relationship with cats.

I treat creatures based on my respect for them. Thus:

Cats > dolphins > dogs > birds > [etc.] > mosquitoes > roaches > humans.

I stomp viciously on roaches and/or spray them with boric acid. Imagine what I do to the next level down. :)
Dinaverg
20-05-2006, 21:21
As I am a "cat person", cats are virtually the only creatures I treat with any semblance of affection. Cats are intelligent, independent, and generally awesome. Not to mention they can use IRC a hell of a lot better than other such creatures.

Dogs, while they are not quite equivalent, are nonetheless a good deal more dependable and trustworthy than most humans; thus, I treat them quite well, but not on the same level as my special relationship with cats.

I treat creatures based on my respect for them. Thus:

Cats > dolphins > dogs > birds > [etc.] > mosquitoes > roaches > humans.

I stomp viciously on roaches and/or spray them with boric acid. Imagine what I do to the next level down. :)

Oooh...do you ever burn the boric acid?
Czardas
20-05-2006, 21:32
Oooh...do you ever burn the boric acid?
Only when it's in a circle around an injured roach... I play with them that way.
Furry Mew
21-05-2006, 00:18
I like both, but cats seem to like me :), and dogs just seem to bark at me and run away. :(
JuNii
21-05-2006, 00:22
Cats.
Zendragon
21-05-2006, 00:36
I like snakes. They are quiet, don't demand attention, don't shed, only eat once a week, only defecate once a week, are real purdy and are more scary to the neighbors than the dog.
Boonytopia
21-05-2006, 06:49
I prefer dogs, but I have a cat.
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 07:02
Dogs.
Santa Barbara
21-05-2006, 07:07
Poll shows exact tie at this moment.

I prefer cats, but I don't mind dogs. It's just when they get barking for no reason and then continue for a half an hour. Damn idiot things. They have no self-respect, is what it is. I don't respect an animal (or a person) that don't respect oneself.
Not bad
21-05-2006, 07:09
I like snakes. They are quiet, don't demand attention, don't shed, only eat once a week, only defecate once a week, are real purdy and are more scary to the neighbors than the dog.

Your snakes dont shed?

Get them to a herpatologist now!


Anyway Mark Twain once said something like "It's the same in hell as it is on Earth, cats and lawyers will be closest to the fire."
The Beautiful Darkness
21-05-2006, 07:14
I don't really like animals.

But if forced to choose, I'd go with dogs, 'cause they're not as high-and-mighty. :p
Lacadaemon
21-05-2006, 07:23
I've had both cats and dogs. I like them both.

Cats are loyal too. You just have to train them differently.
Neo-Mechanus
21-05-2006, 09:58
Personally, I think rabbits are better than both. :D
HotRodia
21-05-2006, 10:16
I tend to prefer cats, but dogs are enjoyable too.
Neo-Mekanta
21-05-2006, 10:33
Cats are good for kicking...

MEEEEOOOOOOoooooooooooooow
Vimeria
21-05-2006, 10:43
Dogs definitely.
Bejerot
21-05-2006, 11:07
Awww, they both have their strong points ;_;. We have eight cats and a dog--Bellamy, our Golden, is good for rough-housing, a fun time, slobbery kisses, taking for car rides, et cetera. The cats, on the other hand, are great for quiet lap sitting, holding tightly in my arms, rubbing against my face, and soothing me with purring.

There needs to be a "both" option T_T.

Also, it's fair to say that both cats and dogs can be douchebags too. I've found that a good number of cats are asshats, and more than a few dogs are total freaks.
Yootopia
21-05-2006, 11:10
Dogs!

Their stupidity is oft-amusing and I prefer a dog's loyalty to a cat's intelligence.
Ilie
21-05-2006, 14:29
I have 3 dogs and no cats, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Tomzilla
21-05-2006, 14:35
Well, I would have chosen Dog until my Dog mauled my hand yesterday. But I'm over it now, I'm a Dog person.
New Burmesia
21-05-2006, 17:18
CATS: How are you gentlemen?
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 17:20
CATS: How are you gentlemen?

CATS: All you base are belong to us!!
Huntaer
21-05-2006, 17:22
Where's the "Both" section?
Kamsaki
21-05-2006, 17:30
Cats. They think for themselves, and their trust is hard to gain, but if you're worthy of it, they are the most adorable companions.
Zendragon
21-05-2006, 21:43
Your snakes dont shed?

Get them to a herpatologist now!


Anyway Mark Twain once said something like "It's the same in hell as it is on Earth, cats and lawyers will be closest to the fire."

Ok, Ok, they don't shed HAIR all over the place.
And I am a herpetologist.
New Maastricht
21-05-2006, 21:50
Dogs are way better.
Lamahkae
21-05-2006, 22:12
I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.

LOL. Funny in a insulting way. I personally like both though cats seem to always claw you even when they don't necessarily mean to.