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Yeah, so it's another excuse to open the all-purpose-bar. Welcome to the NS General Karl Marx Ball held in the lovely halls of the Kremlin. Dress in your best tuxedo or evening attire. All alcoholic beverages are free, however water and sodas are $500.00 each. The food is free for you as well, compiments of DHomme (we'll bill him later). The party ends when all the bar has left are American Macrobrews and the juice from the cherry jar.

http://212.84.179.117/i/Karl%20Marx.jpg
Come, comrades, drink and be merry!

Did you hear about Karl Marx's grave?

It was a communist plot! *chuckles*

Why did Trotsky drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft! *guffaws*



Anyway, I'll have a vodka, please, mixed with coke.

Did you hear about Karl Marx's grave?

It was a communist plot! *chuckles*

Why did Trotsky drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft! *guffaws*



Anyway, I'll have a vodka, please, mixed with coke.
*mixes drink, hands to Yootopia*
Since it contains mostly vodka, I won't charge DHomme.

*mixes drink, hands to Yootopia*
Since it contains mostly vodka, I won't charge DHomme.

Вы, mate!

I hope no one tries to ride the bomb this time.

I hope no one tries to ride the bomb this time.

In Soviet Russia the bomb rides you!

Hey ... the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz .... ballroom blitz.

So, I was reading Das Kapital and I noticed in the third chapter...what? You've never heard of it? What kind of Marxist are you?!

Oh, a Trotskyist. I see.

:D

A free bar? And Communism?

Make mine a triple whiskey and coke please

The Russian Tsars often served vodka on the house to entice citizens to attend museums and such.
I don't recall any of the Soviet posse doing that.
*takes flask out of suit pocket and takes a shot*

In Communist Bar, bill pays you!

In Communist Bar, bill pays you!

Makes me wish I drank alcohol.

The Russian Tsars often served vodka on the house to entice citizens to attend museums and such.
I don't recall any of the Soviet posse doing that.

If I remember correctly, Engels footed the bill for most of the Marx family's alcohol consumption.

If I remember correctly, Engels footed the bill for most of the Marx family's alcohol consumption.
Friedrich Engels was secretly a member of the Bolshevik party thirteen years after his death?!

Friedrich Engels was secretly a member of the Bolshevik party thirteen years after his death?!

Wouldn't surprise me. I hear he was also Jesus and the Venis de Milo.

Friedrich Engels was secretly a member of the Bolshevik party thirteen years after his death?!


His ghost was.

wat

I'm not here as a Marxist, I'm here as a beardist and alcoholic. Make mine a White Russian.

In Soviet Russia, forum posts drunk on you!

Friedrich Engels was secretly a member of the Bolshevik party thirteen years after his death?!

Ah, now you see what you've done there? Did I state that Engels was a Soviet?

In Soviet Russia, forum posts drunk on you!


It isnt Soviet anymore.

I'm not here as a Marxist, I'm here as a beardist and alcoholic. Make mine a White Russian.

BeardXcore is definitely in this Summer. Isn't that right, Bodies Without Organs?

Did you hear about Karl Marx's grave?

It was a communist plot! *chuckles*

Why did Trotsky drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft! *guffaws*



Anyway, I'll have a vodka, please, mixed with coke.

How many Marxists does it take to unscrew a Proletarian lightbulb?

None, it contains the seeds of its own revolution! *laughs hysterically*

BeardXcore is definitely in this Summer. Isn't that right, Bodies Without Organs?

Beardcore is so 90's. Lungfish, Downcast and Man Is The Bastard have all been there and done that. Are you sure you didn't mean retro-beardcore?

I can't recall if The Pissed Officers were actually beardcore or not, but their records always had illustrations of C19th gentlemen in frock coats slamdancing, so there may be a link there.

Beardcore is so 90's. Lungfish, Downcast and Man Is The Bastard have all been there and done that. Are you sure you didn't mean retro-beardcore.

Dude, the 90's are so in. I hear Jawbreaker are planning a re-union tour because of it. With beards!

RFP is here. This is officially a revisonist movement. :)

Dude, the 90's are so in. I hear Jawbreaker are planning a re-union tour because of it. With beards!

Jawbreaker with life-endangering throat nodules will always be better than Jawbreaker without life-endangering throat nodules. Beards in the place of life-endangering throat nodules just ain't going to cut it.

Ah, now you see what you've done there? Did I state that Engels was a Soviet?
You fail to see what you've done. The material that you responded to, as quoted, was about the Soviets, and not whatever Engels was.
... I don't recall any of the Soviet posse doing that.
Your comment did not address the quoted material and is thus irrelevant. By my standards, at this very moment.
I would also like to point out, whenever I read your posts, I think of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHwUwEAhaq0&search=Bodies%20Without%20Organs). You might already know that. BWO is only slightly younger than NSBWO.

You fail to see what you've done. The material that you responded to, as quoted, was about the Soviets, and not whatever Engels was.

Your comment did not address the quoted material and is thus irrelevant. By my standards, at this very moment.

Ah, but I was citing precedent within the communist tradition.

RFP is here. This is officially a revisonist movement. :)

I think you mis-spelled "revolutionary".

I think you mis-spelled "revolutionary".
You can't fool me you. We arr know you rove de-stalinization. :)

What?

What?
Oh, nothin'.

*drinks heavily*

Oh, nothin'.

*drinks heavily*
*takes drink and chugs*

Gimme drink!
http://redescolar.ilce.edu.mx/redescolar/act_permanentes/historia/html/caida_del_muro/Kruschev.jpg

It seems that once upon a time Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev were all traveling together on this train from Moscow to Vladivostok when, at one point, the engines stuttered and the train came grinding to a halt.

Two hours later, nothing more had happened; the train was still stopped. Stalin got up. "I'll take care of this." He went out and had all of the engineers and train-workers shot. He came back into the compartment and sat back down. "That should take care of it."

Two more hours passed; the train has not moved. Khrushchev got up. "I'll take care of this." He went out, found a few engineers hiding in the rear of the train, and, after a while, managed to persuade them to start working on the train again. He came back into the compartment and sat down. "That should take care of it."

Ten minutes later there was this loud groaning noise from the engines; the train lurched forward and then came to a halt a few moments later.

Nothing more happened for about an hour. Then Brezhnev got up, drew the blinds, and sat down.

"Now. Train is moving." :D

Hmmm, I haven't had Baltica 9 in ages. I guess have that to start.

Yay commie balls!

/dances with Lenin/

*Plays dice in the corner*

Yay commie balls!

/dances with Lenin/


*spits out punch*

Where's my ice-pick?!

Yay commie balls!

/dances with Lenin/
I just had an image of Stalin waltzing. Weird.

*heads for bar*

Yay! Tribes and Czardas, now it's a party! *vomits on portrait of Lenin*

Yay! Tribes and Czardas, now it's a party! *vomits on portrait of Lenin*
In soviet russia, portrait vomits on you!

I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, please. And where is the vegetarian menu? Thanks, DHomme.

I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, please. And where is the vegetarian menu? Thanks, DHomme.
*nukes pittsburg*

*nukes pittsburg*Sure, if you wanna be hit with the associated radiation, be my guest.

Sure, if you wanna be hit with the associated radiation, be my guest.
I live near 3 mile island, I'm use to it :p

I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, please. And where is the vegetarian menu? Thanks, DHomme.
We have vodka with cherry coke and veal with sausage.

We have vodka with cherry coke and veal with sausage.
gimme

gimme
Here you go. We need some more life here, like the NS General Office Party. Drink, drink, driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.

Here you go. We need some more life here, like the NS General Office Party. Drink, drink, driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.
I'll get my special vodka

http://www.absinth.com/links/cannabisvodka20600.html

I'll get my special vodka

http://www.absinth.com/links/cannabisvodka20600.html
Hazzah!

We have vodka with cherry coke and veal with sausage.Blech. I'm going to a better party, but first...<smashes all bottles of alcohol.> Down with capitalistic alcohol!

Blech. I'm going to a better party, but first...<smashes all bottles of alcohol.> Down with capitalistic alcohol!
Fine, I'll just have to slaughter all of these baby sheep.

Fine, I'll just have to slaughter all of these baby sheep.<Flings sheep entrails at Neo K.> Food fight! There, this is more fun.

<Flings sheep entrails at Neo K.> Food fight! There, this is more fun.
ANNNNWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAADDDDDDAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!

*prepares the battlements*

*eats veal*

Ah, but I was citing precedent within the communist tradition.
One shouldn't drink water after we all started flouridation, but, whould it really bother a Commie Pinko?
I think not.

*eats veal*
http://halloween-kids.jp/image-baby/cow.jpg

After the food fight, we should fling baby sheep heads through the windows of eeeeevil capitalist establishments like Wal-Mart. Who's with me?

http://halloween-kids.jp/image-baby/cow.jpg
http://www.aqsu08.dsl.pipex.com/DIBB/homer-drool.gif

After the food fight, we should fling baby sheep heads through the windows of eeeeevil capitalist establishments like Wal-Mart. Who's with me?
walmart has windows?

After the food fight, we should fling baby sheep heads through the windows of eeeeevil capitalist establishments like Wal-Mart. Who's with me?
Right! Save the blood, we'll need it for later.

walmart has windows?
They will once we're done mit them.

They will once we're done mit them.
kew

The idea of a Karl Marx Ball sounds a little bourgeois to me. :D

The idea of a Karl Marx Ball sounds a little bourgeois to me. :D
Only to the champagne socialists.

Since the booze is free, I'll have a beer & a double vodka chaser.

Since the booze is free, I'll have a beer & a double vodka chaser.
Would you like fries with that?

I'll have a water. Bill it to DHomme. :D

Would you like fries with that?

No thank you, chips aren't very good for you.

I'll have a bottle of vodka. I suppose I will also need a chaser....how 'bout Labatt Blue?

I guess Iwill have fries with that, does anyone else want some? If I eat them all, I'll feel fat.

I'm looking for Gordon Comstock. Can anyone see him? It's hard to make him out in this crowd.

I'll have a bottle of vodka. I suppose I will also need a chaser....how 'bout Labatt Blue?

I guess Iwill have fries with that, does anyone else want some? If I eat them all, I'll feel fat.

Yeah, I'll have some.

Yeah, I'll have some.
Awesome!

*shares fries*

Awesome!

*shares fries*

Thanks.

*munches on fries*

You know, these could use a bit of spice.

Thanks.

*munches on fries*

You know, these could use a bit of spice.
I'm dipping them in Vodka.

I'm dipping them in Vodka.

That sounds promising. I think I'll try it with a rum and coke. :D
*orders rum and coke*

Good morning, my fellow commies and haters.

How's it going/ca va/wie gehts/alles goed/come stai?

Oh and it's a straight vodka for me, mate. With baked potatoes and blackcurrant jam (two fine Russian products) for breakfast.

Any chance of a bacon sandwich? It's too early for beer.

Any chance of a bacon sandwich? It's too early for beer.

In Soviet Russia, the bacon sandwich eats you!

And it is too early for beer, you're right. Stick to vodka/cranberry juice. Or both at the same time, I suppose.

*nukes pittsburg*
*Throws a dictionary*
http://www.milkandhoneyfarm.com/dogs/owners/Baroness Sacha of the Highland.JPG

In Soviet Russia, the bacon sandwich eats you!

And it is too early for beer, you're right. Stick to vodka/cranberry juice. Or both at the same time, I suppose.
Isn't that a woo-woo?
*is suspicious*

*streaks*

My little proletarians are free! Liberated!

There they are boys! Theres the fuckin reds costing me money!

Fucking charge!
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9568/policestate5wu.jpg

There they are boys! Theres the fuckin reds costing me money!

Fucking charge!
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9568/policestate5wu.jpg

Oh lordy...

You should probably check this out for a laugh or two - http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/PhotoAlbum1.html

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9568/policestate5wu.jpg

Waiter! There's a baton in my soup.

And where's my lemon meringue pie?

I am always fashionably late. Two shots of sambuka please, and keep them coming.

I am always fashionably late. Two shots of sambuka please, and keep them coming.

What colour? :p

Yay commie balls!
Hmmm... I was of the impression that commies didn't have any balls. :p

*Drinks Водочка!*

Time for a drinking contest.

Time for a drinking contest.
In Soviet Russia, contests drink you!

*Drinks a shot of Водочка* :D

In Soviet Russia, contests drink you!

*Drinks a shot of Водочка* :D*blinks* Is that seriously how you spell Vodka? Where did you get the 'o-ch' from? I'm pretty Sure Vodka is just spelt Водка

*blinks* Is that seriously how you spell Vodka? Where did you get the 'o-ch' from? I'm pretty Sure Vodka is just spelt Водка
's how ah schpell ANYTHING afther drinkin' it... So yer pro'bly right...

Политика походит на мифического сфинкса: подобно ему она пожирает тех, которые не разгадывают ее загадок.

's how ah schpell ANYTHING afther drinkin' it... So yer pro'bly right...

Политика походит на мифического сфинкса: подобно ему она пожирает тех, которые не разгадывают ее загадок.
Some of us are only socialist, ya mind translating for us?

Stups soc!

Stups soc!
mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm
Вы pussy! Вы не можете даже держать вашу водочку!

In Soviet Russia, contests drink you!


http://www.libcom.org/lib/forums/makhno-stfu.jpg

http://www.libcom.org/lib/forums/makhno-stfu.jpg

Someones spilt some dirt over that red flag.

Someones spilt some dirt over that red flag.
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2907/ruskilol9fp.png

There was no point to that post. Quickly, I need Victory Gin to calm my nerves!

Someones spilt some dirt over that red flag.

More like spilt blood on the black flag. Bourgeoise blood. :cool:

's how ah schpell ANYTHING afther drinkin' it... So yer pro'bly right...

Политика походит на мифического сфинкса: подобно ему она пожирает тех, которые не разгадывают ее загадок.*grins*

I can't read Russian, so I babeled the text. I understand what it means... but I can't understand the context you were using it in. Actually I don't understand how Politics would 'devour' you if you didn't attempt to solve its riddles. I confused. Argh!

I want a drink. I've just been attempting to debate with Ny Nordland, and my head hurts. Mainly to see if it would be easier to make a dent in the wall with my head, than to get Ny Nordland to be reasonable. I'm still tying to figure out how I can blag my out of having to pay for the damages I caused to my room. I can't say it was here when I got here as it was newly refurbished this year. Crappness.

Am I making any sense? Maybe I'd make more sense with a shot of vodka.

*grins*

I can't read Russian, so I babeled the text. I understand what it means... but I can't understand the context you were using it in. Actually I don't understand how Politics would 'devour' you if you didn't attempt to solve its riddles. I confused. Argh!

I want a drink. I've just been attempting to debate with Ny Nordland, and my head hurts. Mainly to see if it would be easier to make a dent in the wall with my head, than to get Ny Nordland to be reasonable. I'm still tying to figure out how I can blag my out of having to pay for the damages I caused to my room. I can't say it was here when I got here as it was newly refurbished this year. Crappness.

Am I making any sense? Maybe I'd make more sense with a shot of vodka.
Everything's okay... with enough vodka.

And all my posts will become clear... with enough vodka.

Mmmm... Vodka :fluffle:

Everything's okay... with enough vodka.

And all my posts will become clear... with enough vodka.

Mmmm... Vodka :fluffle:I don't have any vodka. Just mead and caffrey's. :(

More like spilt blood on the black flag. Bourgeoise blood. :cool:

I just cant picture anarchists killing a member of the middle class. They're probably family members of theirs.

Oops POW SUPRISE!

oooooooooooooooo.

(If you dont get the reference you should watch dave chappelle more)

I just cant picture anarchists killing a member of the middle class. They're probably family members of theirs.

Oops POW SUPRISE!

oooooooooooooooo.

(If you dont get the reference you should watch dave chappelle more)
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH! AH AH AH!

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH! AH AH AH!

no.

Just no.

no.

Just no.
:D

I don't have any vodka. Just mead and caffrey's. :(
Here you go, tovaritch. Vodka!
*Hands bottles of Vodka to Infinite Dunes*

*sings*
I feel trembly, oh so shaky, I've had whiskey and vodka and gin.
Vodka martini, plenty of ice, if you can spare it... just give in.
Estrovia!