Why won't he die?
Greater Alemannia
20-05-2006, 14:45
http://gamesfirst.com/?id=1280
It is clear to me that the man does not register IQ, anybody who can just continue such a frivolous campaign does not register IQ points.
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-05-2006, 14:47
Who is he, and why should he die? (Either literally or figuratively, I'm not entirely sure which one you meant)
Greater Alemannia
20-05-2006, 14:50
Who is he, and why should he die? (Either literally or figuratively, I'm not entirely sure which one you meant)
You... don't know who Jack Thompson is?
Philosopy
20-05-2006, 14:51
You... don't know who Jack Thompson is?
I haven't a clue either.
Skinny87
20-05-2006, 14:54
The man is an idiot, but in a way we're lucky he's our only opponent. We can't campaign to have him removed and ridiculed; he might be replaced with someone who isn't batshit loco and is actually competent.
Aylestone
20-05-2006, 14:55
Yes but who is he? What does he do? What is his purpose (apart from apparently annoying some people)?
Lazy Otakus
20-05-2006, 14:57
Who is he, and why should he die? (Either literally or figuratively, I'm not entirely sure which one you meant)
Jack Thompson. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29)
Sane Outcasts
20-05-2006, 15:01
Yes but who is he? What does he do? What is his purpose (apart from apparently annoying some people)?
He has been trying to get video games banned because they corrupt the youth in America. His career is built in things like suing video games for causing the Columbine shootings, or blaming sniper video games for training the Washington Beltway Sniper. Most of what he says or claims as fact is really bullshit, but it still pisses most of us gamers off.
Aylestone
20-05-2006, 15:01
Oh dear Lord not one of those people! I feel sorry for those of you who might have to suffer because of him.
He's an asshole targetting violent video games. From what I understand, he's also a political toady and an all-around prick.
Bleh. I saw him throw a rant against Brothers in Arms, in which it was obvious he never played the game, watched it being played, or even saw the box. I seem to recall the words 'needless violence'. I'm pretty sure the content of this game is based upon the most needed violence in history.
I've played most of the games this guy targets, which is more than he can say, yet I, nor anyone I've ever met, have had the urge to go on a murderous rampage.
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2006, 15:06
I've played most of the games this guy targets, which is more than he can say, yet I, nor anyone I've ever met, have had the urge to go on a murderous rampage.
not yet, at any rate...
Aylestone
20-05-2006, 15:07
I served in the military for a long times, and I have played a lot of these games (my son is a bit of a game obsessive) and the likeness between them is minimal at best.
Aylestone
20-05-2006, 15:10
not yet, at any rate...
Just pray that nobody shoot him, because then he will become a martyr for his cause and then all hell will break loose.
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 15:13
Just pray that nobody shoot him, because then he will become a martyr for his cause and then all hell will break loose.
Would rolling over his legs in a steam-roller be OK?
I can't recall any games where that happens to a character.
Compulsive Depression
20-05-2006, 15:16
This is terrible! Teenagers with a few technical skills and a bit of searching on the internet can, in Oblivion, unleash the true terror of unfettered polygonal breasts!
The only way of saving their precious eyes and minds is to ban this despicable game, and prevent the likes of this happening again by banning all video games and their future development!
The Internet must also be banned! Heaven forbid our darling children accidentally type "porn" into google!
Won't somebody think of the children :(
Skinny87
20-05-2006, 15:17
Just pray that nobody shoot him, because then he will become a martyr for his cause and then all hell will break loose.
Jack Thompson cannot be killed. If one dies, another clone merely replaces him, this time even more paranoid and nonsensical than before.
...Just ugh...
Seriously, doesn't this guy have anything better to do? Or is this his only "skill"?
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 15:19
Jack Thompson cannot be killed. If one dies, another clone merely replaces him, this time even more paranoid and nonsensical than before.
Her name is H. Clinton and she eats games for breakfast
*chomp, chomp* "Mmm vintage Operation Flashpoint" *chomp, chomp*
Aylestone
20-05-2006, 15:22
Jack Thompson cannot be killed. If one dies, another clone merely replaces him, this time even more paranoid and nonsensical than before.
Oh one of those... Sounds rather like a virus to me...
Oh one of those... Sounds rather like a virus to me...
Jack Thompson is a disease, more contagious than the flu, more lethal than Ebola, and no amount of surgery or medicine will save you.
The Parkus Empire
20-05-2006, 15:25
Look I LOVE video games, and...to tell you the truth...this guy sounds fair. I think REALLY violent video games are a major problem in America, and I DO NOT think they should be banned, but I do think parents should be aware of what is in a video game their children are getting if it's "M".
If violent video games are responsible for shooting, I DO NOT think anyone should have to quit them just because a fem pschos get the extra shove they need to kill.
I, myself never play anything over "T"...but that DOES NOT mean no-one else shouldn't, it simlpy means we need a soulution...maybe "edited" versions of games..."T" versions of "M" games for instance.
Adults are, of course free to play whatever they wish, as not allowing so is facist.
Bertrandium
20-05-2006, 15:28
Note from the Wikipedia article that vandalism of the article on him was frequently vandalized by unregistered users. People complain about how much of an idiot bottom-feeder he is, then some of them turn around and sink to his level. IIIIIRONNNY
Look I LOVE video games, and...to tell you the truth...this guy sounds fair. I think REALLY violent video games are a major problem in America, and I DO NOT think they should be banned, but I do think parents should be aware of what is in a video game their children are getting if it's "M".
A perfectly reasonable compromise. Sad thing is Thomson and reason separated back in the 90s.
If violent video games are responsible for shooting, I DO NOT think anyone should have to quit them just because a fem pschos get the extra shove they need to kill.
While I will agree that a 9 year old has no place playing GTA, more often than the shootings which are blamed on violent videogames are bullshit.
Lazy Otakus
20-05-2006, 15:31
Note from the Wikipedia article that vandalism of the article on him was frequently vandalized by unregistered users. People complain about how much of an idiot bottom-feeder he is, then some of them turn around and sink to his level. IIIIIRONNNY
Yeah, but most likely those vandals are 15 year olds.
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 15:37
Look I LOVE video games, and...to tell you the truth...this guy sounds fair. I think REALLY violent video games are a major problem in America, and I DO NOT think they should be banned, but I do think parents should be aware of what is in a video game their children are getting if it's "M".
They can read what their children are in for on the box... "M - contains blood and puppy death" for example. It's even more clearly labelled than on DVDs and films, you'd have to be wilfully avoiding looking at the ratings to not see them.
If violent video games are responsible for shooting, I DO NOT think anyone should have to quit them just because a fem pschos get the extra shove they need to kill.
*sighs* People would probably get more desensitised to violence by watching the news every night. Should that be banned?
"Four people have died in Baghdad, here are some pictures of them, with blood everywhere"
I, myself never play anything over "T"...but that DOES NOT mean no-one else shouldn't, it simlpy means we need a soulution...maybe "edited" versions of games..."T" versions of "M" games for instance.
Try Deus Ex. That's an M game, and it is actually quite mature. And I tell you now, if you play it you won't regret it, even if it does have *intakes breath* adult themes/issues, or even *is even more shocked* swearing and violence.
A lot of 'M' games are really quite good, you should try them.
Adults are, of course free to play whatever they wish, as not allowing so is facist.
Please may I ask how old you are?
What everyone needs to understand is that Thompson is just another old fart with a seriously rightous stick up his ass, the same kind that we get every 20 years or so who will do whatever it takes to destroy the popular culture of the generation (Rock & Roll, Rap, Movie, Games, etc.).
Also...you know who else was a half-assed lawyer that no one took seriously? Fred Phelps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps). And just look at his fan base.
The Parkus Empire
20-05-2006, 15:46
Please may I ask how old you are?
16.
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 15:47
Despite Martha-Jean's conviction that Fred developed what could be considered a palpable hatred of their father and a strong conviction that he would go to Hell, a tearful Fred Phelps recalled in 1994:
He was disappointed when I didn't go to West Point, which is understandable. He worked hard to get that appointment for me, and he was a very active Methodist, so he was disappointed in that. But my dad was a super guy that I loved deeply and I miss him.
Fred Phelps loved his dad!
Now God hates you too, Freddy!
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 15:48
16.
And why, may I ask, do you think that you should have the choice as to what children play, despite pretty much being one?
The Parkus Empire
20-05-2006, 15:52
And why, may I ask, do you think that you should have the choice as to what children play, despite pretty much being one?
*YAWNS* I see, what you would do if I were a full adult, is would say I was a jerk for oppressing kids by asking them to watch what they play, wile helping adults purely because I am one, and as a kid myself you give me this.
[NS]Ebfan2
20-05-2006, 15:57
ROFL http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/articles/violence/violence.htm
Violent Crimes commited by teens are at it's LOWEST point since they started recording it in the 70's. According to the Department of Justice, so yeah, video games is just a scapegoat just like how rock n' roll was....
Jack Thompson cannot be killed. If one dies, another clone merely replaces him, this time even more paranoid and nonsensical than before.
Hehe...
Rather ironic, it would be, if the person in the forefront of lambasting video game killing actually has a respawn point.
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 16:03
*YAWNS* I see, what you would do if I were a full adult, is would say I was a jerk for oppressing kids by asking them to watch what they play, wile helping adults purely because I am one, and as a kid myself you give me this.
Pardon?
No, all I was saying that it's a bit unfair to take the moral high-ground on this kind of issue. I think that relates to whatever age you're at, really.
Why do you think I'd say what you thought that I would say?
The Parkus Empire
20-05-2006, 16:06
I don't know know really. Anyhoo, I'm getting back to "The Hunted" RP. The "Hunt"...is about to begin!
Compulsive Depression
20-05-2006, 16:10
Ebfan2']ROFL http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/articles/violence/violence.htm
Violent Crimes commited by teens are at it's LOWEST point since they started recording it in the 70's. According to the Department of Justice, so yeah, video games is just a scapegoat just like how rock n' roll was....
LIES! PROPAGANDA harvested straight from a PRO-GAME site!
It has been shown in all serious journals that a single textured nipple or drawing of a gun can change anyone under the age of 25 from a normal, productive, god-fearing member of society into a sociopathic, murderous, raping necrophilic nymphomaniac!
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 16:16
LIES! PROPAGANDA harvested straight from a PRO-GAME site!
It has been shown in all serious journals that a single textured nipple or drawing of a gun can change anyone under the age of 25 from a normal, productive, god-fearing member of society into a sociopathic, murderous, raping necrophilic nymphomaniac!
Very true. I have seen a polygonal nipple and look at me now.
Megaloria
20-05-2006, 16:18
We can only hope that on a trip to the zoo, he will be crushed by a barrel on a trajectory from the gorilla cage.
Violent video games are as much of a cause of violence my owning guns do.
All this guy is doing is making up BS excuses to get something he dislikes banned. If this guy really cares about school shootings and the like, how about promoting decent parenting?
Very true. I have seen a polygonal nipple and look at me now.
Sorry Yootopia, you'll have to say goodbye to your friends for a while. It's time for your electroshock therapy.
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 16:22
Sorry Yootopia, you'll have to say goodbye to your friends for a while. It's time for your electroshock therapy.
Oh cool! I remember zapping that opera singer in No-One Lives Forever!
Yeah, this is gonna RAWK!
*fires glue-gun about 3 cm into the air and scolds hand slightly*
Greater Alemannia
20-05-2006, 16:50
The Florida (?) Bar has also attempted to revoke his law license.
Honestly, he's proven that he can't have much more intelligence than a sack of Idaho potatoes. And I'd still hire the potatoes as my attorney over him.
Brains in Tanks
20-05-2006, 16:51
I'm sure al Qaeda played a lot of x-box back in Afganistan.
Baratstan
20-05-2006, 17:45
Lo and behold the explanation (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20050808) for Jack Thompsos's attitude...
If you're a very sensitive person don't click the link, but anyone who hates Jack Thompson should like it.
Zolworld
20-05-2006, 17:58
Lo and behold the explanation (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20050808) for Jack Thompsos's attitude...
If you're a very sensitive person don't click the link, but anyone who hates Jack Thompson should like it.
That explains it all! I hated him but now I just feel sorry for him. Maybe if he had counselling and worked up to playing tetris a bit then eventually he might become a normal person.
Lo and behold the explanation (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20050808) for Jack Thompsos's attitude...
If you're a very sensitive person don't click the link, but anyone who hates Jack Thompson should like it.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete is t3h <3
Jack Thompson really is a bitch in disguise and brings a disgrace to the term "honest lawyer".
...
Yeah.
Demented Hamsters
20-05-2006, 18:47
Would rolling over his legs in a steam-roller be OK?
I can't recall any games where that happens to a character.
Maybe not, but there has been a comic showing that:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/exciting35.jpg
Look - he's even shooting them, just to make sure.
These are the comics that Jack Thompson would have grown up reading. No wonder he's so warped.
The Lone Alliance
20-05-2006, 19:23
This is terrible! Teenagers with a few technical skills and a bit of searching on the internet can, in Oblivion, unleash the true terror of unfettered polygonal breasts!
The only way of saving their precious eyes and minds is to ban this despicable game, and prevent the likes of this happening again by banning all video games and their future development!
The Internet must also be banned! Heaven forbid our darling children accidentally type "porn" into google!
Won't somebody think of the children :(
This reminds me of a Game I thought up, something like a New American Civil War or something like that. Without the internet to distract them all the Americans Get pissed off an Riot or something like that.
Lo and behold the explanation (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20050808) for Jack Thompsos's attitude...
If you're a very sensitive person don't click the link, but anyone who hates Jack Thompson should like it.
Ha remember when he tried to sue PA for making a donation in his name because he wouldn't accept that game someone made about him as his 'modest' propesal?
Or how he blamed games because there was a person who killed themself who visited a Metal Gear Game forum and told everyone before hand. He blamed them because they couldn't stop him. Even though tried it was baiscly impossible because:
A: They had no clue who he really was.
B: Could you call up the police and say. "Some guy online said he's going to kill himself.
C: CNN made up a bunch of crap on how the guy stabbed himself while on a webcam when in reality he poisoned himself and died in the hospital hours later.
Armed with this Mis-Information he went to the site and told them how evil they were and that God or something like that would get them. He was flamed to a well done crisp. People who heard about it from other Forums even went after him, (I think it was even posted here at one time.)
What an asshole.
Greater Alemannia
21-05-2006, 05:07
Yes, he's a penis. Seen his correspondence with Scott Ramsoomair? Hilarious.