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... I'm the AdminBot's boyfriend. Is she cute? :D

... I'm the AdminBot's boyfriend. Is she cute? :DI assume that he is, yes.

it must be a SHE you spamqueen!!!

wait i found her
http://www.ultimatetoys.com.my/New/Cinemaquette/TX/CinemaquetteTX1.jpg

it must be a SHE you spamqueen!!!Why must he be a she?

becasue it has breasts, obviously

becasue it has breasts, obviously


Man boobs you mean?

Isn't a bot more of an 'it' than a he or a she...

becasue it has breasts, obviously
So do bodybuilders who use steroids improperly.

You're in luck.
I've found a rare photo of the admin you're boyfriends with:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/nerd-46422.jpg
Have fun, you two! He's waiting...

So do bodybuilders who use steroids improperly.
You mean, like these:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/503/medium/87311bitchtits11_1_.jpg

You mean, like these:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/503/medium/87311bitchtits11_1_.jpg
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
[Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign]
Narrator: [V.O] This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: We're still men.
Narrator: [slightly muffled due to Bob's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.
Narrator: [V.O] Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.
Narrator: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.

Hey, we could hijack this thread, which is spam anyway, and turn it into a thread about bitch tits. I'll bet there's never been a bitch tits thread on NS General before. Gameplay maby, but not General.

i used to have bitch tits

i used to have bitch titsSo, you got breast reduction?

no i lifted heavier weights, did cardio and cut out nitrates from my diet

... I'm the AdminBot's boyfriend. Is she cute? :D

I imagine they are, yes. Have a good one :D

So, you got breast reduction?
Or a sex change.

no i lifted heavier weights, did cardio and cut out nitrates from my diet
What does cutting out nitrates do? Eliminate water retention?

i asked my doctor how to get rid of them,i was like 14 at the time, and i told him what i ate and he told me to cut that out and i did and about 1/2 year later they were gone, but I also started exersising alot more for footbal

Zinc supplements also help apparently.

wait i found her
http://www.ultimatetoys.com.my/New/Cinemaquette/TX/CinemaquetteTX1.jpg
:eek:

You sure did!
I had imagined something like this, myself...
http://www.energy.de/images/movie/terminator3szene_lokken.jpg

Man boobs you mean?
Moobs, eh?

It depends upon which one you mean.

Sal is a bit nerdy, but that may be a plus. And he's good in bed.
[violet] is a bit too high-and-mighty for my tastes, demanding worship and everything, but you might like that.
Pythagosaurus tastes good lightly roasted with whipped cream and lemon vinegar.
I won't even go into [reploidproductions].... :D

Well, after examining myself I noticed a lack of bitch tits, man boobs, moobs, DD pecs or any other form of male mammories thus coming to the conclusion I'm too fucking hot to ever have them. Or I’m just too damn skinny, but hey, I’m okay with that.

... I'm the AdminBot's boyfriend. Is she cute? :D
I'm also an adminbot's boyfriend, so does that mean I'm a guy now?

:eek:

You sure did!
I had imagined something like this, myself...
http://www.energy.de/images/movie/terminator3szene_lokken.jpg
She's a Terminator?!?!:eek:

I'm also an adminbot's boyfriend, so does that mean I'm a guy now?
Yes. You've officially been promoted to male. Congratulations. This promotion comes with a pay raise.

Yes. You've officially been promoted to male.
Am I getting my penis in the mail or do I have to go claim it?

edit: (didn't see the second part) what kind of a pay raise?

Am I getting my penis in the mail or do I have to go claim it?

edit: (didn't see the second part) what kind of a pay raise?
http://www.statcan.ca/english/studies/75-001/archive/2002/pear2002014001s1a04.pdf The table on this site shows the pay difference.

Your penis will be delivered by the magical penis fairy while you slumber peacefully dreaming of sexy women and tractor pull competitions.

I'm also an adminbot's boyfriend, so does that mean I'm a guy now?
hence the sex change
;)

THEY CHANGED THE DAMN SMILIES AGAIN.

She's a Terminator?!?!:eek:

She terminates spam.

http://www.statcan.ca/english/studies/75-001/archive/2002/pear2002014001s1a04.pdf The table on this site shows the pay difference.
And you people say there is no use for feminist movements anymore.
Your penis will be delivered by the magical penis fairy while you slumber peacefully dreaming of sexy men in tractor pull competitions.
The magical penis fairy? The mental images...THEY BURN!!!!!

btw, fixed. ;)

You're in luck.
I've found a rare photo of the admin you're boyfriends with:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/nerd-46422.jpg
Have fun, you two! He's waiting...

This is the most fantastic photo ever! How the hell did you find it? I just about pissed myself laughing when I saw it. :D