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It has come to my attention that a UFO sitting was reported by about 20 farmers at distance of around 12 kilometers from one-another in southern europe, the message that was sent to me was that it has been filmed succefully police were dipatched and went from door to door investigating these allegations but the photos that have been mailed shows law officers accompained by military officers. Footage was taken and has been hidden from the authorities so it to be published over the internet.

Political cover up.

Yeah weird stuff shows up in the atmosphere all the time. Just because 12 farmers happened to see the same meterological phenomenon doesn't exactly make it newsworthy. Unless there's something you're not telling me... or you really meant what you typed and the UFO was actually sitting.

CIA Terror-Flights, obviously.

CIA Terror-Flights, obviously.
Good.

Those farming terrorists need to be watched.

Of course military officers were there. If it was an artificial object of some kind, it was probably theirs. Letting people think it might be a UFO is exactly the strategy that they have adopted.
If we think it was little green men, then it could not have been the military.

20 farmers saw something. Great. They were out drinking some Ouzo, got all plastered, and started seeing shit. We just disregard country folks seeing things on this side of the lake.

Well, my satellite TV went out today, so I am sure that if they DID see something, then it was a falling Direct TV sat, and that explains the military presence too- you know all the Euro intelligence agencies watch CNN for their intel. Beats U.S. intelligence though, our guys just watch the English Al Jazeera channel, or occasionally BBC.

well i'm convinced. Compelling evidence too. :rolleyes:

Was it shaped like a Vodka bottle?

Was it shaped like a Vodka bottle?
Actually, I believe it was shaped like a cup of a substance just unlike tea.

It has come to my attention that a UFO sitting was reported by about 20 farmers at distance of around 12 kilometers from one-another in southern europe, the message that was sent to me was that it has been filmed succefully police were dipatched and went from door to door investigating these allegations but the photos that have been mailed shows law officers accompained by military officers. Footage was taken and has been hidden from the authorities so it to be published over the internet.

::: points, laughs:::

Actually, I believe it was shaped like a cup of a substance just unlike tea.

A substance 'almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea', shurely? Or are you part of the cover up?

The alleged incident was reported as The Alien Invasion by Newsbits of the World.

But since it was their 3rd alien invasion scare of the month, it did not register too well.

...ALIENS!!!

Seems possible, the government hides a lot of things. I'd like to have the pictures analized by an expert or two before I start believing, though.

The really disturbing thing is that the aliens are obviously Hello Kitty fanatics.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8591/kittycropcircle2ij.th.jpg

The really disturbing thing is that the aliens are obviously Hello Kitty fanatics.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8591/kittycropcircle2ij.th.jpg
That might explain the existence of the Hello Kitty vibrating body-orifice probes found recently in Japan.

http://i4.tinypic.com/1060hv4.jpg

That might explain the existence of the Hello Kitty vibrating body-orifice probes found recently in Japan.

http://i4.tinypic.com/1060hv4.jpg

Hmm. Vibrating Hello Kitty body-orifice probes. Maybe the aliens aren't evil after all...

Oh noez, tinfoil hat time.
http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/tinfoilhat.jpg

That might explain the existence of the Hello Kitty vibrating body-orifice probes found recently in Japan.

I, for one, welcome our new Hello Kitty vibrating body-orifice probe wielding alien overlords.

Oh noez, tinfoil hat time.
http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/tinfoilhat.jpg
MY MIND IS MINE!! STAY AWAY!!

The really disturbing thing is that the aliens are obviously Hello Kitty fanatics.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/8591/kittycropcircle2ij.th.jpg

Kill em before they multiply. It's the kindest thing we can do.