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Do you own any fabulous hats? Then tell us about it, or go fuck yourself. Both have the same consequences. I own a particuarly nice tweed cap, but I don't have a photo copier, so you'll have to imagine it.

The thought that telling you about my hats could bring me to orgasm is positively frightening.

I have a lovely woven sun hat that I bought in Greece.

i have a cowboy hat.

it pwns

You know one of those giant red balls made of the stuff like dodgeballs? Well, one of those, mostly deflated, and placed upon my head. *nod*

The thought that telling you about my hats could bring me to orgasm is positively frightening.


People they me that all the time.

I gots me an awesome hat, to warm for it right now though. I'll try and get a picture cause words can't describe how totally BA it is.

People they me that all the time.

They you that?

They you that?

Yes, you that they.

Yes, you that they.

That they me?

I have the sombreroXcore.

That they me?

No no, they that you.

No no, they that you.

...But...We they that...

...But...We they that...

Maybe....yea, we that they

They you that?
Quite so. They at me you indeed so as to I you are.

A huge sombrero from Puerto Rico... I can't walk through doors with it on without turning my head sideways. Freaking awesome.

Maybe....yea, we that they


30 seconds between posts? What kind of BS is this?
Flood control, sonny Jim, flood control.

Flood control, sonny Jim, flood control.

Flood this....you they that the we you that that you me they me that we you they the that

I have a top hat, a kelvar helmet, a Tilley hat and a furry Russian hat.

and a furry Russian hat.
Like from Seinfeld?

I have a nice little Pork Pie Hat, that looks something like this (http://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/furfeltporkpielarge.gifhttp://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/furfeltporkpielarge.gif).

It's supposed to make me as cool looking as, say, this guy (http://www.voir.ca/_images/montreal/1519/texte/li_lester.jpg) (He's my Prez-ident) but instead it makes me look more like this yutze (http://www.21deadmonkeys.com/pictures/fancomics/hossinasuit.jpg).

I also have a nice and comfy Vacationer hat (http://subscribe.theonion.com/images/vacationer_hat.jpg)-though mine doesn't have The Onion logo on it, it has the zen slug on it.

I have a top hat, a kelvar helmet, a Tilley hat and a furry Russian hat.

Hahahaha, tilley hats. Christ, shouldn't have brought them up. Hehehehe.....

i have a cowboy hat.

it pwns
it really really does
http://usera.imagecave.com/neon_golden/CowboyHuw.jpg

I have a nice little Pork Pie Hat, that looks something like this (http://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/furfeltporkpielarge.gifhttp://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/furfeltporkpielarge.gif).


Wow, 404 File Not Found. If I were, I'd sue.

Like from Seinfeld?

Never seen that episode.

Black top hat (got it this morning wearing it now) (frickin sweet)

Sombrero (it's decent but i have to tip my head)

Fedora (it's brown, THE BEST ONE EVER)

Few bucket hats

Felt hat that looks like a crab- it's blue and pretty (azula y bonita)

I made a few hats too:

This one has no name, but i got bored and made a hat from duct tape and a couple of ice cream buckets. it's the best hat ever, it holds rubber duckies currently

Another one from duct tape, tin can and ice cream bucket

Temporary one from pork rinds and peanut butter...looked like a fedora

Ooh, golf cap with green fabric and pink flamingos emblazoned on it


Quite the hat collection...

Wow, 404 File Not Found. If I were, I'd sue.
Suck, that one was pretty close to what mine looks like, too. Try this (http://www.costumegallery.net/supplys/fullsize/H62.jpg). Mine's felt, though.

Aharrr! Ye scurvy landlubbers should quake in yer landlubbin' boots! Cap'n Taldaanbeard be havin' his own seafarin' pirate hat! Y'arrr!

Hahahaha, tilley hats. Christ, shouldn't have brought them up. Hehehehe.....

What's wrong with Tilley hats?

I have a heavy green knit beanie, but I can't show it because I don't have any working cameras (yeah, I say that a lot).

Suck, that one was pretty close to what mine looks like, too. Try this (http://www.costumegallery.net/supplys/fullsize/H62.jpg). Mine's felt, though.
That's a nice hat. How. much was. it?

Free Hat! Free Hat!

What's wrong with Tilley hats?

Oh, nothing. Just brings back memories. See I'm a(n older) member of the Air Cadets in Canada, and at the summer camps all course cadets get a tilley as part of their kit. This last year I was staff and a occasionally I had to go organize the lost and found for Penhold (3000 or so cadets, probably a good 500 staff) and just the sheer number of tilley's I saw. Almost made me sick at times.

I own a mickey mouse top hat with alternating red and black stripes.

I own a mickey mouse top hat with alternating red and black stripes.

Mickey Mouse is pure evil.

Well, I have this awesome custom hat that yellow on the front right above the brim it says "IBTC FOR LIFE" airbrushed on it.

FYI: IBTC stands for Itty Bitty Tittie Committee. If you have small breasts, be proud of your small breasts!

Well, I have this awesome custom hat that yellow on the front right above the brim it says "IBTC FOR LIFE" airbrushed on it.

FYI: IBTC stands for Itty Bitty Tittie Committee. If you have small breasts, be proud of your small breasts!
I thought you were male.

I thought you were male.

I'm a guy, and I have man-boobs... Though that's because I have a big build more than anything.

I'm a guy, and I have man-boobs... Though that's because I have a big build more than anything.

Pssst...think Neo Kervoskia meant Deh Shizzle....

Pssst...think Neo Kervoskia meant Deh Shizzle....

I know. I was just throwing in my two cents. :p

U.S. Navy Sailors Hat.
The type that look like a lemon squeezer but not actually 'The Lemon Squeezer'.

I thought you were male.

NO. Why would you think that?! OMG...I LOOK LIKE A MAN...:confused:

NO. Why would you think that?! OMG...I LOOK LIKE A MAN...:confused:
FOR REAL!!!

I have a grey tweed fedora. And another hat that looks just like the one Indiana Jones had.

Of the hats I own the ones I'm particularly fond of a couple of woven-straw sun-hats (with the huge flat brims), and also a (light) blue 'baseball-style' cap that I'm quite fond of.