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this can't be real can it? the new contestants for the next series of big brother in the UK have been paraded in front of the cameras like the freaks they are...

the contestants either seem to be gay, wankers, or slags. oh joy... as if i didn't hate big brother enough :headbang:


take a look for yourself here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4996280.stm

am i the only one who thinks this is simply pathetic, and what once just simply didn't pass for television or entertainment has moved to a far more moronic 'freak-show' format in an attempt to grab ratings from morons? opinions? what does this say about our culture?


The Big Brother housemates have arrived at Elstree Studios for this year's show, which producers have said will be "more twisted than ever".

Gay Muslim Shahbaz, 37, from Glasgow, described himself as a "wacky Paki poof" who has been unemployed for 21 years and likes knitting.

Contestant Pete, 24, from south London, has Tourette's syndrome and sings in a band. He apparently started wearing women's clothes from the age of 16.

Lea, a 35-year-old from Nottingham, is said to have the largest breast implants in the UK at a cost of £35,000.

Glyn, an 18-year-old lifeguard from north Wales, believes everyone envies him because of his "perfect life".

Nikki, 24-year-old model and dancer, entered Big Brother to "get noticed by rich and famous men". Her dream is to marry a Premiership footballer.

Lisa, a 27-year-old upholsterer from Manchester, has warned that if anyone crosses her, "they will know about it".

Richard is 33-year-old Canadian-born gay waiter who describes himself as a "free spirit". His dream is to become a scriptwriter.

*sobs uncontrollably*

Why Lord? WHY!?

I blame Liberalism!

This is why I won't be watching Channel 4 for the next X weeks. Its ridiculous, they can do stuff like Unreported World and Green Wing, but then come out with shite like this. :(

See how much better things were when we only had Auntie Beeb to worry about? :p

no... No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is proof, if any more was needed, that there is no God. OR if there is, that he is a vindictive son of a bitch...

What is a "free spirit"? What the hell is it supposed to mean?

What is a "free spirit"? What the hell is it supposed to mean?
Random Cocksucker.;)

Random Cocksucker.;)

Nah. Someone who displays a lot of either male or female flesh. His/her own, not someone elses.

Originally Posted by Harlesburg
Random Cocksucker.

Nah. Someone who displays a lot of either male or female flesh. His/her own, not someone elses.

Well, both of those definitions show promise. :p

Isn't the program meant to be representative of the population?

I knew there were a lot of freaks in the UK, but I didn't think 50% of the population were "wacky poof(s)"....

Isn't the program meant to be representative of the population?

I knew there were a lot of freaks in the UK, but I didn't think 50% of the population were "wacky poof(s)"....

Only 50% of Tory MPs.

Hehe.

I wonder whether that gay muslim dude will start some sort of protest. I have a feeling it might...

Well, both of those definitions show promise. :p

Er, yes, but I think they are mutually exclusive! :D

Hehe.

I wonder whether that gay muslim dude will start some sort of protest. I have a feeling it might...

Wrong feeling.
I'd bet some religious group I won't bother to mention is about to have a hissyfit and start shouting that their religion is being insulted.
Who knows? There might even be a Fatwa!

Er, yes, but I think they are mutually exclusive!

You may be right, think of it as an each way bet though.

You may be right, think of it as an each way bet though.

*looks prudish*
How gross! Shame on you!
*stops faking*
You're on. 2 Cookies say the Free Spirit is more of a male stripper than a cocksucker...

It just leaves me wondering how they'll try and top this next time around (because you know there will be a next time, and they will try to top it).:(

Well, at least the tourettes syndrome guy would be marginally amusing.

the contestants either seem to be gay, wankers, or slags. oh joy... as if i didn't hate big brother enough :headbang:


No change there then, from what I have picked up about Big Brother over the past few years.

But this gave me a chuckle

Mikey, from Liverpool, says he hates feminists and can't stand to be around ugly people. The 22-year-old software developer is currently single.

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Eeeew...

Well, at least the tourettes syndrome guy would be marginally amusing.

George, 19, entered Big Brother "to meet people who don't live and hang out in Sloane Square".
George (the posh huntin', fishin' type) entered the house to be instantly greeted with "wanker" from the Tourettes guy. George looked a little deflated .....

the contestants either seem to be gay, wankers, or slags.
What's a slag?

George (the posh huntin', fishin' type) entered the house to be instantly greeted with "wanker" from the Tourettes guy. George looked a little deflated .....

lol. I reckon if I entered the BB house, i'd be evicted in a week at most; that is, if they can pry me away from the special corner that I will choose to huddle in and spit curses at the world from.

What's a slag?

See the picture two posts above yours.

What's a slag?

A byproduct of the iron-smelting process, which can be used to make fertiliser or in construction.

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Eeeew...

We know you really love her. In fact, it's probably a happy snap of one of your exes isn't it? ;)

And people think the US has gone downhill...

And people think the US has gone downhill...
And people think the UK is a nation of repressed introverts .....

We know you really love her. In fact, it's probably a happy snap of one of your exes isn't it? ;)
Ha, nuts to you - I don't have any exes :p

Eeeew...
/Agrees
Her eye is the most disturbing feature.

One thing... With all the gay men they're really reducing their chances of having live-action shagging, surely? Unless they're trying to up the ante by having live-action gay sex, but then surely they'd be better off without a mixed group?

Ah well, I've only watched two minutes of Big Brother and that was too much.

I. Hate. Big. Brother. So. Much. Why. Do. People. Still. Watch. That. Shite? It's Just A Recipe For Ruining Your Summer. Aaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!

EDIT: HEY WHY DO ALL MY CAPITALS BECOME LOWER CASE EXCEPT THE FIRTS LETTERS WHEN I CLICK SUBMIT. NOW I LOOK LIKE RITLINA:confused: :eek:

edit2: and why did it work in the edit?:confused: :confused:

Eeeew...
seconded :-S

I. Hate. Big. Brother. So. Much. Why. Do. People. Still. Watch. That. Shite? It's Just A Recipe For Ruining Your Summer. Aaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!

EDIT: HEY WHY DO ALL MY CAPITALS BECOME LOWER CASE EXCEPT THE FIRTS LETTERS WHEN I CLICK SUBMIT. NOW I LOOK LIKE RITLINA:confused: :eek:

edit2: and why did it work in the edit?:confused: :confused:
ZOMG! you've confused us all! :p

...the next series of big brother...
Oh dear... The terrorists won :(
(They have destroyed TV for all time!)

I quite like Big Brother. The freaks make for good entertainment.

My favourite this year is Imogen. Not that I've seen much of it beyond the opening show, but she wins already.

Wrong feeling.
I'd bet some religious group I won't bother to mention is about to have a hissyfit and start shouting that their religion is being insulted.
Who knows? There might even be a Fatwa!

Maybe they'll blow the place up and we'll all be done with it

I. Hate. Big. Brother. So. Much. Why. Do. People. Still. Watch. That. Shite? It's Just A Recipe For Ruining Your Summer. Aaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!

EDIT: HEY WHY DO ALL MY CAPITALS BECOME LOWER CASE EXCEPT THE FIRTS LETTERS WHEN I CLICK SUBMIT. NOW I LOOK LIKE RITLINA:confused: :eek:

edit2: and why did it work in the edit?:confused: :confused:

THERE IS AN EASY WAY AROUND IT, YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.

The best suggestion that I have is....DON'T WATCH IT.

THERE IS AN EASY WAY AROUND IT, YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.
OMG HOWE DU I DU IT????
hm?

To my shame, I watched the live Big Brother launch. (On the TV, I hasten to add.)

I wanted to find out just how bad it was going to get over the next few weeks.

It was even worse than I could have ever imagined. Only a couple of contestants give any impression of having, well, ANYTHING between their ears. Most are terminaly weird (to put it mildly).

And the "free spirit" guy? Mr Gay Canadian? The news report left out possibly his worst quote. He describes himself as a "sexual terrorist"

I wish that someone with a rifle would camp the live launch show, and systimatically eliminate all of the contestants. (Save for about 2 maybe, not all deserve death ...yet.) It would go so far to clean up the human gene pool by preventing them entering it again.

Mikey, from Liverpool, says he hates feminists and can't stand to be around ugly people. The 22-year-old software developer is currently single.

Wonder why he's single...

There's another reason.

He said during interview: "I know it's good to be faithful, but it's just too hard"

Pete, 24, from south London, has Tourette's syndrome
I'm watching for this guy alone!

FECK!

ARSE!

DRINK!

Gay Muslim Shahbaz, 37, from Glasgow, says he has been unemployed for 21 years and likes knitting.
Oh Allah. The far-right will hate him for typifying the "lazy welfare immigrant" and the Muslims will hate him for defacing their faith with his sinful homosexuality!

Mikey, from Liverpool, says he hates feminists and can't stand to be around ugly people. The 22-year-old software developer is currently single.
Don't tell me you weren't expecting this. Every year must have its token self-proclaimed alpha male.

I say Channel Four get rid of th Cricket and and keep this menegrie of people that bat for the other side and strange Lady fok that either should know better or look like one of those Ladyboys that you hear about , should of kept the Cricket

no... No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is proof, if any more was needed, that there is no God. OR if there is, that he is a vindictive son of a bitch...

Or, perhaps, that the Devil really does exist, and is becoming ever more active in these depraved times.

I. Hate. Big. Brother. So. Much. Why. Do. People. Still. Watch. That. Shite? It's Just A Recipe For Ruining Your Summer. Aaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!

EDIT: HEY WHY DO ALL MY CAPITALS BECOME LOWER CASE EXCEPT THE FIRTS LETTERS WHEN I CLICK SUBMIT. NOW I LOOK LIKE RITLINA:confused: :eek:

edit2: and why did it work in the edit?:confused: :confused:
auto correct/spell check. doesn't work when you edit.

What's a slag?
On the East end of the town I live in we have a 25 million ton pile of black slag. A by-product of copper smelting. we refer to it affectionately as "the Slag Pile." And no one knows for sure what is buried underneath it. Some consider it a tourist attraction.

Well, both of those definitions show promise. :p
:D

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Eeeew...
The years have not been kind to Barbie.

am i the only one who thinks this is simply pathetic, and what once just simply didn't pass for television or entertainment has moved to a far more moronic 'freak-show' format in an attempt to grab ratings from morons? opinions? what does this say about our culture?
This is the way of reality shows, the sell of 'normal' people was pretense-no one remembers or tunes in to watch the people next to them, they tune into fat naked gay guy or Puck (sorry for the dated US only references-I'm in the US and while I work on reality shows I don't watch them...)

Sooner or later the pretense will be completely gone and these shows will be advertised by guys in red jackets and top hats asking us to "Step right up..."

:gundge:

I say Channel Four get rid of th Cricket and and keep this menegrie of people that bat for the other side and strange Lady fok that either should know better or look like one of those Ladyboys that you hear about , should of kept the Cricket

I can't understand what you're saying.

Are you saying Channel 4 should dump the cricket & keep Big Brother? Or they should dump Big Brother & keep the cricket?

If you actually waste your time watching this drivel, you only have yourself to blame. Turn off the tv, get back in touch with friends and family. Do all those things you always talk about doing and never do, like writing, painting, building stuff....etc.

I just thank heaven we have the BBC to break cutting edge news stories like this.

auto correct/spell check. doesn't work when you edit.
auto correct? wah! what happended to free will?

Those people actually makes the ones here seem normal... Which is NOT easy to do.

Mikey, from Liverpool, says he hates feminists and can't stand to be around ugly people. The 22-year-old software developer is currently single.
I bet a cookie on him making a pass att Aged Barbie.

/Agrees
Her eye is the most disturbing feature.

One thing... With all the gay men they're really reducing their chances of having live-action shagging, surely? Unless they're trying to up the ante by having live-action gay sex, but then surely they'd be better off without a mixed group?

Ah well, I've only watched two minutes of Big Brother and that was too much.

Ah, but you see, they've balanced out the two gay men by adding more horny men and women, as well as forcing them all to sleep in double beds.
My god, they've even put cameras in the pool just in case.

I watch it from time to time here, and it's hilarious. A bunch of half-wits, half of who are swedish and the other half norwegian, trying to understand eachother :p And with half-wits, I DO mean half-wits. All the chicks who are left are plastic, escept for one who will get it done if she wins :rolleyes:

Those people actually makes the ones here seem normal... Which is NOT easy to do.


I bet a cookie on him making a pass att Aged Barbie.


I'll take that bet. I'll bet 2 cookies that Shabbaz and Richard are swapping spit for the cameras within 2 weeks.

You're on. Now to get whatever channel this is on...

OMG HOWE DU I DU IT????
hm?

THAT IS ONE WAY, MY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INGENUITY, RUFFY.

This'll be my sister glued to the TV for the next 3 months. This is why we need an orwellian dictatorship: to get rid of Big Brother. :p