NationStates Jolt Archive


Screw Scientology, I'm joining Techtology!

Drunk commies deleted
18-05-2006, 21:53
Ever get jealous of those famous actors involved in their fancy Scientology? Now there is something even better and you can get in on it before those Hollywood loons turn it into a joke.

http://www.earstation.com/asc/techt.htm
Andaluciae
18-05-2006, 22:00
Hehehe...
Kzord
18-05-2006, 23:58
Nice one.
Vetalia
19-05-2006, 00:01
Meh, I'm more of a Robotology guy myself...but I'll consider it.
Llewdor
19-05-2006, 00:12
If you're looking for a fringe religion based on alien interference, at least pick one with really liberal sexual attitudes.

Raelianism.

http://www.rael.org/
The Remote Islands
19-05-2006, 00:50
Ever get jealous of those famous actors involved in their fancy Scientology? Now there is something even better and you can get in on it before those Hollywood loons turn it into a joke.

http://www.earstation.com/asc/techt.htm


You can't have technology without scientology, you know. But that's just my opinion.:D
German Nightmare
19-05-2006, 04:13
There's always the Omnissiah.

*intones 01010010101010010010010101010001*
Gauthier
19-05-2006, 04:23
Meh, I'm more of a Robotology guy myself...but I'll consider it.

Is there a Robot Hell ruled by a Robot Devil? :D
Boonytopia
20-05-2006, 03:10
Who created Techtology?

In 1969, an unemployed hack science fiction writer named Jimmy Steve Hobart was hit by a bolt of lightning while he was masturbating in an Iowa cornfield. He came forth from the experience with a new way of looking at life and a new sense of purpose.

In less that five years, Jimmy Steve was a billionaire...

Anyone who invents a religion while having a wank gets my support! Where do I sign up? ;)
Liberated New Ireland
20-05-2006, 03:14
There's always the Omnissiah.

*intones 01010010101010010010010101010001*
The Omnissiah has cult prostitutes too: The Korean Sexbots...
"Beep-beep, sex-me-up-baby, beeeep" *robotic whirring*