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Well, which is it...

Could it be, the eclectic :mp5:, or perhaps :sniper:?

Perhaps the guaranteed argument winner, the :upyours:?

The amazing demonstration of intelligence that is :gundge:?

For when a simple request for clarification doesn't work (or you don't feel like bothering) - what about :confused:?

Not getting your point across? :headbang: is for you!

Aww, a bit down in the dumps? Not getting enough of these? :fluffle:

Well, which pisses you off the most? :mp5: :headbang: :mad:

:sniper: , :mp5: or :gundge:
The others could at least have some sort of vague meaning attached to them, but what the hell are these meant to mean?

:sniper: , :mp5: or :gundge:
The others could at least have some sort of vague meaning attached to them, but what the hell are these meant to mean?

I believe it's some sort of covert phallic reference, but i'm not sure about the green shit.

This is the most annoying smiley PERIOD: :upyours: Because it's rude, mean, and obsene. PLUS it is NOT RELEVANT.

The upyours one definately. I just consider people who use the gun ones to foolish, whereas when someone comes up with the upyours it makes me realise I've just wasted my time talking to someone with all the emotional maturity of a 2 year old.

:upyours: this is the worst. it's so childish.
i don't see what's wrong with :confused: tho. i use it often if someone's not making sense but rarely on its own tho. and fluffles are only annoying if you don't get any. i don't but then i don't dish them out either :p

This poll is irrelevant. You know why?

There's no 'All of the Above' option.

i hate :mp5: and :upyours:

but i love :fluffle:




bored much, kanabia? :p

either :fluffle: or :upyours: . Those are by far the most annoying smilies in the history of humankind.

either :fluffle: or :upyours: . Those are by far the most annoying smilies in the history of humankind.
how could you hate fluffles!? :eek:
they are all that is good and just in this world... :fluffle:

When used properly, :rolleyes: is still the one that can really get people pissed off the most in my experience. It gives off that "you're a fucking idiot and you don't even know how big an idiot you are" vibe. That also makes it my favorite at times. :D

bored much, kanabia? :p

Ah, Sherlock has arrived. :p

This poll is irrelevant. You know why?

There's no 'All of the Above' option.

:upyours:


Heh, only kidding. :fluffle:

Just to piss off Czardas.

how could you hate fluffles!? :eek:
they are all that is good and just in this world... :fluffle:


Check out The Million Fluffle March in the spam area!:fluffle:

When used properly, :rolleyes: is still the one that can really get people pissed off the most in my experience. It gives off that "you're a fucking idiot and you don't even know how big an idiot you are" vibe. That also makes it my favorite at times. :D

Oh, I forgot about that one, but i'm guilty of using it myself as well.

how could you hate fluffles!? :eek:
they are all that is good and just in this world... :fluffle:
They offend my eyes, they're spammy, they expound ideals I consider repulsive, and in my mind they're permanently linked to people whose names don't bear mentioning in a civilised atmosphere.

To be fair, though, all emoticons are equally annoying. If you can't convey what you want to say through simple words and have to resort to ungrammatical combinations of keyboard symbols (I am a devout worshipper of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, as should be obvious), you don't deserve to be on the internet in the first place.

:gundge: by far the lamest one.


but im always up for an orgy

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :eek: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

They offend my eyes, they're spammy, they expound ideals I consider repulsive, and in my mind they're permanently linked to people whose names don't bear mentioning in a civilised atmosphere.

LOL, go on...don't hold back now. ;)

To be fair, though, all emoticons are equally annoying. If you can't convey what you want to say through simple words and have to resort to ungrammatical combinations of keyboard symbols (I am a devout worshipper of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, as should be obvious), you don't deserve to be on the internet in the first place.

:rolleyes:

I voted for :upyours:

the gun smiles can be targetted to ideals as well...

say
Prez Shrubs War Plans :sniper:

Wall-Mart :mp5:

Fred Phelps :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

but i've seen :upyours: used more against the poster than anything else.

of course, I still don't like the :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

Check out The Million Fluffle March in the spam area!:fluffle:
oooooooooh.... *joins fluffle pride march* :P

Ah, Sherlock has arrived. :p


shush you!! :mp5: :p

They offend my eyes, they're spammy, they expound ideals I consider repulsive, and in my mind they're permanently linked to people whose names don't bear mentioning in a civilised atmosphere.

To be fair, though, all emoticons are equally annoying. If you can't convey what you want to say through simple words and have to resort to ungrammatical combinations of keyboard symbols (I am a devout worshipper of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, as should be obvious), you don't deserve to be on the internet in the first place.
:p

When used properly, :rolleyes: is still the one that can really get people pissed off the most in my experience. It gives off that "you're a fucking idiot and you don't even know how big an idiot you are" vibe. That also makes it my favorite at times. :D
Exactly. :rolleyes:, :p, and :( are the most useful of the smilies, I've found. Which isn't saying much, really.

Heh, only kidding. <snip>

Just to piss off Czardas.
OMGWTFLOLBBQNOEZ! I'm broken-hearted! How could you do this to me Kanabia? HOW?!

Definitely that "angry finger"-one (which I refuse to use).

There are so many, better alternatives. You disagree? Well, http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/the_finger.gifhttp://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/icon_stfu.gifhttp://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/thefinger_red.gif

shush you!! :mp5: :p

I just saw an incredibly inappropriate smiley on another site, and i'd love to post it here to counter that, but it'd probably get me banned.

Well, needless to say, if you're losing an argument, I challenge everyone to find a better device to cover your tracks and make a hasty retreat than a large erect phallus.

LOL, go on...don't hold back now. ;)
Sorry, but getting banned for flaming for the first time is not exactly something to which I'm looking forward.

... And while I am guilty of using smilies myself, I at least use them sparingly. <.< >.>

OMGWTFLOLBBQNOEZ! I'm broken-hearted! How could you do this to me Kanabia? HOW?!

Heee, it's getting testy. *pokes*

they're all a bit silly really but my least favourite is the finger

Definitely that "angry finger"-one (which I refuse to use).

There are so many, better alternatives. You disagree? Well, http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/the_finger.gifhttp://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/icon_stfu.gifhttp://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/thefinger_red.gif


Wow, nice smilies!:)

Heee, it's getting testy. *pokes*
Hahaha.

/pokes back, harder

Hahaha.

/pokes back, harder
*gets bored of poking*

...


...

*prods*

*gets bored of poking*

...


...

*prods*
/stomps on Kanabia's foot/

Wow, nice smilie.:)
http://www.pcwelt.de/forum/images/smilies/2.gif

*sits back with huge tub of popcorn to watch Czardas and Kanabia demonstrate their love for each other.*

*sits back with huge tub of popcorn to watch Czardas and Kanabia demonstrate their love for each other.*

Honey, this is just foreplay.

*puts hand on your knee*

damn what happened to that mullet smiley?

http://www.pcwelt.de/forum/images/smilies/2.gif


Golly, where are you GETTING those??????

Golly, where are you GETTING those??????
They're all around - I only have bookmarked 3-4 good lists. And then there's google. After all, I have a reputation to live up to :D

*puts hand on your knee*
Oh-uh: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483120

*sits back with huge tub of popcorn to watch Czardas and Kanabia demonstrate their love for each other.*
/steals the popcorn, hides in omg sekrit underground bunker!/

Honey, this is just foreplay.

*puts hand on your knee*
AAwww... now I feel all warm and gushy inside. :p

/steals the popcorn, hides in omg sekrit underground bunker!/
*sighs and activates the remote to detonate the three handgrenades hidden under the popcorn before Czardas gets out of range.*

*sighs and activates the remote to detonate the three handgrenades hidden under the popcorn before Czardas gets out of range.*
/the handgrenades disobey you because they are won over by my awesomeness! i throw them at you! omgwtflol!/

/the handgrenades disobey you because they are won over by my awesomeness! i throw them at you! omgwtflol!/
*I catch them, pull the pins and throw them back!* :D

*I catch them, pull the pins and throw them back!* :D
/I dodge them, they hit Kanabia instead!/

Oh-uh: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483120

Hahaha :p

AAwww... now I feel all warm and gushy inside. :p

What? I haven't even put it in that hole yet.

...I'm terribly sorry.

Worst smiley is probably the flashing LOL ones on msn. People use them far too much. My eyes!
On here :upyours: irritates me. Basically becuase ive only ever seen dicks use it.

/I dodge them, they hit Kanabia instead!/

*grenades explode*

*is unharmed*

*grenades explode*

*is unharmed*
Well, that solves that problem...

*grenades explode*

*is unharmed*

*The Remote Islands steps in with thermonuclear donuts, a plasma grenade, an M6D pistol, a rocket launcher, and an M90 Shotgun*;)

*The Remote Islands steps in with thermonuclear donuts, a plasma grenade, an M6D pistol, a rocket launcher, and an M90 Shotgun*;)

*hypnotises with a large rubbery dildo*

*gives atomic wedgie*

*hypnotises with a large rubbery dildo*

*gives atomic wedgie*


*Resists hypnotism and wounds Kanabia severly with a pistol shot to the head*

HA! that'll teach you to give me a wedgie!
*Reloads M6D Pistol*

/vaporises you all with the aid of a frag grenade, a family of frightened foxes, a Balrog, ten metres of string, a piece of tin foil, peanut butter, an F-15 Strike Eagle, and Chuck Norris/

*Resists hypnotism and wounds Kanabia severly with a pistol shot to the head*

HA! that'll teach you to give me a wedgie!
*Reloads M6D Pistol*

*drops concrete block on ALL rpers.* D+d is the only rp worth doing.

*Resists hypnotism and wounds Kanabia severly with a pistol shot to the head*

HA! that'll teach you to give me a wedgie!
*Reloads M6D Pistol*

*wound reseals*

*ejects bullet from left nostril*

/vaporises you all with the aid of a frag grenade, a family of frightened foxes, a Balrog, ten metres of string, a piece of tin foil, peanut butter, an F-15 Strike Eagle, and Chuck Norris/

*counteracts with Samuel L. Jackson*

/vaporises you all with the aid of a frag grenade, a family of frightened foxes, a Balrog, ten metres of string, a piece of tin foil, peanut butter, an F-15 Strike Eagle, and Chuck Norris/


*Survives with the help of advancd MJOLNIR armor, proceeds to blow Czardas's head off using his M90 Shotgun, and play soccer with it.*

HOW DARE YOU!! I WILL USE MY HIGHLY DANGEROUS THERMONUCLEAR CHOCOLATE DONUTS!!!!
*Reloads M90 Shotgun*

Liasia']*drops concrete block on ALL rpers.* D+d is the only rp worth doing.

*Unleashes a thermonuclear chocolate donut on [NS] Liasa, instantly vaporizing him/her.*

I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To interupt your ongoing war: IMO, :upyours: is the most annoying. :sniper: :mp5: and :gundge: are runner ups, but they can occasionally be funny. My personal favorite smiley is :eek: . :)

My personal favorite smiley is :eek: . :)

Mine is http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif, the blowjob smiley.

I think the second most annoying smilie has GOT to be: :sniper: .

http://lego.zianet.com/lighthouse/zap.gif

And don't make me do that again. Oh? You really enjoy that?!?

Huh. There you go! http://lego.zianet.com/lighthouse/zap.gif

*Unleashes a thermonuclear chocolate donut on [NS] Liasa, instantly vaporizing him/her.*

I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stops* Proved you wrong, eh?

*Survives with the help of advancd MJOLNIR armor, proceeds to blow Czardas's head off using his M90 Shotgun, and play soccer with it.*
/Scores repeated own goals on TRI./

http://lego.zianet.com/lighthouse/zap.gif

And don't make me do that again. Oh? You really enjoy that?!?

Huh. There you go! http://lego.zianet.com/lighthouse/zap.gif
Cattle prods for teh win!

Mine is http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif, the blowjob smiley.
Mmh. Then this one is when you didn't let her get any air:

:eek: Breathe, baby!

/Scores repeated own goals on TRI./


*Sticks plasma grenade on Czardas, runs around like kra-z.*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmh. Then this one is when you didn't let her get any air:

:eek: Breathe, baby!

Nah, that one's the kancho smiley. (look it up)

*Sticks plasma grenade on Czardas, runs around like kra-z.*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
/grenade detonates, leaving me totally unharmed/

/reattaches self to body, bodyslams you, engages in some sketchy wrestling maneuvers and succeeds in disarming you. Then violates, repeatedly./

Now who gets the demonic laughter? Hahahaha! Bwahahahahaha!!!! XD

Liasia']*stops* Proved you wrong, eh?


*Pulls out a needler and shoots 20 needles into [NS]Liasia, thus creating beautiful purple fireworks.*

ladies and gentlemen i present............


the chuck norris smiley

http://forums.blackcatgames.com/images/smilies/norris7.gif

this smiley needs to be entered into NS

I voted for the sniper, and that's only because I didn't see the "up yours" one. Meh.

*Pulls out a needler and shoots 20 needles into [NS]Liasia, thus creating beautiful purple fireworks.*

*Needlers bounce off shield. Liasia shouts nOOb at top of voice*

Nah, that one's the kancho smiley. (look it up)
"Super Powerful Ass-Poke" ?!? :eek: indeed!

:upyours: is by far my least favorite.

i hate :mp5: and :upyours:

but i love :fluffle:

hippy;)

:upyours: is definatly the worst, and :gundge: just takes up an obnoxious ammount of space for no reason.

Kanabia, your poll lacks the obligatory Myrth option. For shame. Have I taught you nothing?

The smiley spewing the green shit just bugs me...of course, that probably has something to do with the fact that it resembles a puddle when it hits the ground..

We are a heartless lot. Why is the :fluffle: in second place? For shame...

We are a heartless lot. Why is the :fluffle: in second place? For shame...


some people just need to get laid.....

We are a heartless lot. Why is the :fluffle: in second place? For shame...
Probably wank (in both senses of the word).

:sniper: , :mp5: or :gundge:
The others could at least have some sort of vague meaning attached to them, but what the hell are these meant to mean?
You're forgetting that it's n00bs who use these in a fashion worthy of being deemed 'overkill'.

I hate :upyours:

This :gundge: , this :upyours: , this :sniper: , and this :mp5: are the most commonly used smilies by noobs. :rolleyes:

What's with all the fluffle hate?:confused:

Also, this thread makes my eyes hurt. Too many awful smilies

I hate, hate, hate that smiley... you get it sometimes on webpages... the link that you can click on to go download more emoticons... animated emoticons. The one that has a hand up next to it like a "call me" gesture, and he keeps yelling "Hellooooo!" I HATE it. Whoever came up with it, I want them to be locked in a room with a HUGE speaker that just plays that over and over-- "Hellooooo! Hellooooo! Hellooooo!"-- until the sonofabiatch DIES. I hate them with such a fiery vengeance... oh my god, I hate them.

Liasia']*Needlers bounce off shield. Liasia shouts nOOb at top of voice*

IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
*Fires all the remaining thermonuclear chocolate donuts at [NS]Liasia*
I AM NOT A N00B!!!!!!!!!

/grenade detonates, leaving me totally unharmed/

/reattaches self to body, bodyslams you, engages in some sketchy wrestling maneuvers and succeeds in disarming you. Then violates, repeatedly./

Now who gets the demonic laughter? Hahahaha! Bwahahahahaha!!!! XD


/*Gathers self up together and fires all the rockets from the M19 SSM Rocket Launcher at Czardas, INSTANTLY vaporizing Czardas*

Ho, ho, ho. I'M the victor!

IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
*Fires all the remaining thermonuclear chocolate donuts at [NS]Liasia*
I AM NOT A N00B!!!!!!!!!

Well, you didnt even manage to dent my shield *shakes head*
Me like donuts *eats*

Liasia']Well, you didnt even manage to dent my shield *shakes head*
Me like donuts *eats*


HAHAHA!

*Detonates the nuclear bomb in every one of the donuts, which sends [NS]Liasia to Kingdom Come And Stay For GOOD*

You forgot those donuts are NUCLEAR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This :gundge: , this :upyours: , this :sniper: , and this :mp5: are the most commonly used smilies by noobs. :rolleyes:


And idiots, morons, dweebs, jerks, geeks, fascists, hippies, and lesbians.:) :p ;)

HAHAHA!

*Detonates the nuclear bomb in every one of the donuts, which sends [NS]Liasia to Kingdom Come And Stay For GOOD*

You forgot those donuts are NUCLEAR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm nuclear powerd. Suck on that.

Liasia']I'm nuclear powerd. Suck on that.


Oh, well i'm fusion powered.:)

Oh, well i'm fusion powered.:)

What a noob, seriously.
:p

Liasia']What a noob, seriously.
:p


*ahem*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusion_power

Well, as a noob I think this is the ideal place to make my first post.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
And I can make as many smileys as I want without you lot looking down on me and saying "Stupid noobs!" and such. ;)

Well, as a noob I think this is the ideal place to make my first post.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
And I can make as many smileys as I want without you lot looking down on me and saying "Stupid noobs!" and such. ;)


Lucky you.:)

Well, as a noob I think this is the ideal place to make my first post.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
And I can make as many smileys as I want without you lot looking down on me and saying "Stupid noobs!" and such. ;)


By the way, have you heard of fusion power?

By the way, have you heard of fusion power?

At the risk of sounding stupid:
Er...fusion power? :rolleyes: (Sorry!)
Is this your idea of casual conversation or are you talking about a person?

*ahem*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusion_power

Yes, i know what fusion power is. I was trying to tease you.

After taking some time to read the previous page:

I get it now. You wasn't taking about a person, although The Dictatorship of Fusion Power! (Don't forget the exclaimation mark) would be an immpressive name.

Most annoying: :fluffle:
Favourite: :upyours:

I hate, hate, hate that smiley... you get it sometimes on webpages... the link that you can click on to go download more emoticons... animated emoticons. The one that has a hand up next to it like a "call me" gesture, and he keeps yelling "Hellooooo!" I HATE it. Whoever came up with it, I want them to be locked in a room with a HUGE speaker that just plays that over and over-- "Hellooooo! Hellooooo! Hellooooo!"-- until the sonofabiatch DIES. I hate them with such a fiery vengeance... oh my god, I hate them.
I really hope you don't mean this nice fellow: http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wavey.gif

ladies and gentlemen i present............

the chuck norris smiley

http://forums.blackcatgames.com/images/smilies/norris7.gif

this smiley needs to be entered into NS
Seriously NOT! I'd rather have a Mr.T: http://forum.susu.org/modules/editor/smilies/Mr-T.gif

http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/icon_pee.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/NuckChorris.gifhttp://www.awimb.com/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/mrt.gif

Liasia']Yes, i know what fusion power is. I was trying to tease you.


Yeah, I forgive you.

After taking some time to read the previous page:

I get it now. You wasn't taking about a person, although The Dictatorship of Fusion Power! (Don't forget the exclaimation mark) would be an immpressive name.


I totally agree!

"I am a devout worshipper of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, as should be obvious"

Dude/tte! Join the club. I've read the book quite a few times. Unlike you, however, I am not adverse to using the occasional smiley. ;)

The :gundge: smilie is based on the Biorifle on a PC game called Unreal Tournament. It's a cool weapon but is generally regarded as a cowards weapon due to the lack of skill required to use it. Only every used for fun or mostly by n00bs.
Dunno why the hell there's a smilie of it though... Seems kinda pointless...

Also :upyours: seems pointlessly rude

I totally agree!

Wow! Somebody actually agreed with what I said? I'm shocked!:eek:

Wow! Somebody actually agreed with what I said? I'm shocked!:eek:


You're lucky, that never happens to me.:D

Also :upyours: seems pointlessly rude




Exactly.

You're lucky, that never happens to me.:D
EVER.