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We have it on good authority that the Pacific Northwest of the USA will be hit by a tsunami. God told Pat Robertson and Pat, as a representative of God has decided to warn us. In a classic cold reader's trick Pat has predicted that storms will lash the US coastline (happens every year to some extent), and a tsunami may hit the Pacific Northwest.

Thank God for sending the prophet Pat.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html

Whats even more asshatish
The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

Note the difference in dates between his revilation and when he decided to share it with the rest of us

I say we get some radical surfboards and ride the waves screaming out in all 845 languages coowabanga..!


P.S.

Afew beers and perhaps some non legal drugs might just numb the thought that your about to die :eek:

So, whose fault is it this time? The release of a pro-gay album or a small group of homosexuals in Sweden?

We have it on good authority that the Pacific Northwest of the USA will be hit by a tsunami. God told Pat Robertson and Pat, as a representative of God has decided to warn us. In a classic cold reader's trick Pat has predicted that storms will lash the US coastline (happens every year to some extent), and a tsunami may hit the Pacific Northwest.

Thank God for sending the prophet Pat.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html

I think Pat Robertson has been watching to many episodes of it could happen tomorrow on the Weather Channel. Though yea.... a Tsunami could hit the Pacific Northwest if the Earthquake is powerful enough along the convection zone.

feed him to the sharks

So, whose fault is it this time? The release of a pro-gay album or a small group of homosexuals in Sweden?
Hmn, I think it's because we haven't blacklisted the Da Vinci Code yet.

Is Pat Robertson still talking?
You think someone would have taken him away from microphones and such by now, and locked him away in an insane asylum.

Hmn, I think it's because we haven't blacklisted the Da Vinci Code yet.
God hates overhyped books that become overhyped movies.

God hates overhyped books that become overhyped movies.
OR maybe he just hates anything that's overhyped that comes from Hollywood.

What a nutjob. It will be sad if anyone at all takes him seriously anymore.

OR maybe he just hates anything that's overhyped that comes from Hollywood.

I sometimes wonder :D

I sometimes wonder :D
It would explain the sudden "climate change".... ;)

It would explain the sudden "climate change".... ;)

The Day After tomorrow anyone? LOL

So far I'm the only one with access to pork roll.
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I have a question... since this Pat Robertson character always seems to be spewing garbage from that noise maker of his, has anyone tried doing a search for predictions he's made in the past to see if they ever come true?

So, whose fault is it this time? The release of a pro-gay album or a small group of homosexuals in Sweden?

I dunno have you heard of Seattle? I wouldn't miss it...

Beer's good.

This one's up there with such famous headlines as "Satan Seen In Clouds!" and "Bat Boy Wants To Join Military!" I think the person who called "asshat" nailed this one.

We hear those kinds of things all the time -- big earthquake set to wipe out SanFran, tsunami going to wipe out the Pacific Northwest, supervolcano going to erupt under Yellowstone, killer hurricane going to hit the Gulf Coast, yadda yadda yadda. But Pat Robertson (and the rest of his ilk) don't have a direct pipeline to the Almighty any more than I do.

Robertson is either on drugs, or needs to be.

Hooray for Pork Roll!

Hooray for Pork Roll!
You have Pork Roll in Florida? How did that happen? Have you guys been stealing our precious pork roll?

hehe. I did a google on 'Pat Robertson predictions wrong' and came up with what looks like a televangelist response to an extreme televangelist. It's sorta funny! Old news, but funny. :)

http://mediamatters.org/items/200508300007

You have Pork Roll in Florida? How did that happen? Have you guys been stealing our precious pork roll?

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>_>

perhaps

I dunno have you heard of Seattle? I wouldn't miss it...


I would, I live in Washington.:mad:

Massive Bumpage

*predicts that a diarreah tsunami will ravage Pat Robertsons private coastline*

Hmmm, wonder where he could have gotten this idea, besides god...Perhaps it's the fact that the Juan de Fuca Plate is very close to the Pacific Northwest, shifts massively about every 200-300 years, and the last time it shifted was the year 1700 (a tsunami from it reached Japan). But it was god who told him, right? Not every reputable geologist...

Televangelists make me sad.

They forget much of what Christians are supposed to be, then belittle the ones who are following the path of Christ, i.e. forgiveness and grace, for being less pious, as if killing fags is God's work.

Bastards, and yet I am compelled to feel sorry for them.

Hmmm, wonder where he could have gotten this idea, besides god...Perhaps it's the fact that the Juan de Fuca Plate is very close to the Pacific Northwest, shifts massively about every 200-300 years, and the last time it shifted was the year 1700 (a tsunami from it reached Japan). But it was god who told him, right? Not every reputable geologist...
Must have been God, you wouldn't get a reputable Geologist talking to Pat Robertson. :p

I would, I live in Washington.:mad:

I wouldn't miss it, and I live in Washington too. It might make the morning commute alot easier.

We have it on good authority that the Pacific Northwest of the USA will be hit by a tsunami. God told Pat Robertson and Pat, as a representative of God has decided to warn us. In a classic cold reader's trick Pat has predicted that storms will lash the US coastline (happens every year to some extent), and a tsunami may hit the Pacific Northwest.

Thank God for sending the prophet Pat.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html


Pat, that voice you're hearing isn't God, it's schizophrenia.

And these are the people our government caters to.

Man, I hope when christians get to heaven, St. Peter is revealed to be a flaming homosexual.

Also, I voted for the sacrifice, but pork roll is available where I live.

We have it on good authority that the Pacific Northwest of the USA will be hit by a tsunami. God told Pat Robertson and Pat, as a representative of God has decided to warn us. In a classic cold reader's trick Pat has predicted that storms will lash the US coastline (happens every year to some extent), and a tsunami may hit the Pacific Northwest.

Thank God for sending the prophet Pat.

http://www.wftv.com/news/9235304/detail.html
thank u Pat!!!! i live in oregon, that makes me verry upset!!! :(
i will move out of heer as soon as possibil in my suv! as long as i have a plastuc Jesus on the dashbord i am safe!!! God bles Amerika!