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Here is the poll folks, make your decision. Game show host appears! Acid takes one week.

No?

what about us good ma'ams?

what about us good ma'ams?

Ah fuck, you edited it before I clicked "quote"...

Ah fuck, you edited it before I clicked "quote"...Your dare to call a fair dame a goose? I challenge you to a duel!

What's this about an edit?

Old age?

Ah fuck, you edited it before I clicked "quote"...



:D well goos ma'ams should have a say too;)

Your dare to call a fair dame a goose? I challenge you to a duel!

What's this about an edit?

*kicks you in the nuts*

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

*runs*

*kicks you in the nuts*

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

*runs*What?

*wanders over to bar to buy another packet of nuts then*

poll sure is takin a while

it better be good

Please, Please Wait For The Poll!


I smell Ritalina!:eek: ^^^

Poll?

What?

*wanders over to bar to buy another packet of nuts then*


im not understanding the cap'n planet either.

poll sure is takin a while

it better be good


Yeah...goos and good dagnabbit

Can one of the options be death by good goose?

Yeah...goos and good dagnabbit

Can one of the options be death by good goose?


ill take death by baby hitler

ill take death by baby hitler
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im not understanding the cap'n planet either.


NOBODY expects the spanish inquisit......erm Captain planet

Poll is up and as of now I am the only one to have voted. W00t go me!

Omg The Poll Is Here!!!11!!1!1

Poll is up and as of now I am the only one to have voted. W00t go me!
damnit, not only beat you to my post but you seem awfully Dutch

*pokes* Gij Nederlands?

I refuse all of the poll options on the grounds that you have left out "death by good goose"

Of the rest falling into acid seems the least dreadful.

I see not this poll you speak of however...

I personally am in favor of cyber technology and would choose to be replace my various organs as they fail if that is not an option by the time i fall apart i would choose 1 of 2 options:

1: peacefully in my sleep

2: violently, fighting beside my friends in some epic battle for something really noble.

but really don't we all say ":upyours: death?"

well you all seem like pussys death by pit of acid only real men and cuck noris would die by fire! :sniper:

I voted for melting, but ideally, I would want to be shot in the back of the head without expecting it.

I really haven't managed to push myself to choose any of those options... :confused: :D

I used to think that passing in my sleep would be best. Now I realise I'll only do it once so I'd rather experience it awake. Not today or tomorrow of course but someday I'll make way for the young.

To quote a humorous saying:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Everyone Here Is A Wimp!!!!!!!! They All Want To Die By Acid!!!!

I'd like to die on a flaming motorcycle whilst weilding Uzis in either hand against evil ninjas while saving a busload of blind schoolchildren, where in the end there is a massive explosion and the children end up ok. But failing that, I'll be hardcore and choose being set on fire.

Everyone Here Is A Wimp!!!!!!!! They All Want To Die By Acid!!!!

Apparantly there is a thin line between not being a wimp and being a die hard masochist

For a poll that took for ever to make.. look at the typos!

Oh, and I chose the exploding head.

For a poll that took for ever to make.. look at the typos!

Oh, and I chose the exploding head.
Don't you mean TYPHOS?

Don't you mean TYPHOS?
Yeah, or no :eek:

With a hot empty weapon in my hand,my dead enemies around me, and the flag still flying. No better way.

Worst way? Probably a bullet to the back of the head in some dark filth infested middle east prison.

To the halls of montezuma......:D

In my opinion, acid is BRAVE. Who would want to be flayed alive for 7 days? It's SLOW acid, read the first post.

There was I thinking that violent movies and video games had no impact on the minds of youth, then I read this poll.:)

There was I thinking that violent movies and video games had no impact on the minds of youth, then I read this poll.:)
You good sir obviuosly don't read Edgar Allan Poe. HE is my main inspiration. Soooo are you saying BOOKS should be bannned from society?

You good sir obviuosly don't read Edgar Allan Poe. HE is my main inspiration. Soooo are you saying BOOKS should be bannned from society?


You obviously havent put many Poe options of death up there. Why not?

Where's the razor sharp pendulum? Where's the being encased in a wall? I dont believe you are mainly inspired by Poe. Next you will try to tell me Lovecraft is your secondary inspiration.

Here is the poll folks, make your decision. Game show host appears! Acid takes one week.
I refuse to decide. At the moment, which is startlinly close to an emo moment, I don't care. I can imagine nothing more painful than my current anguish.

You obviously havent put many Poe options of death up there. Why not?

Where's the razor sharp pendulum? Where's the being encased in a wall? I dont believe you are mainly inspired by Poe. Next you will try to tell me Lovecraft is your secondary inspiration.
Last time I posted here, on this THE PIT was here. Look up "Hitler vs. Stalin Mockery."s 1,2, and 3.

You obviously havent put many Poe options of death up there. Why not?

Where's the razor sharp pendulum? Where's the being encased in a wall? I dont believe you are mainly inspired by Poe. Next you will try to tell me Lovecraft is your secondary inspiration.
I second this Inquisition of Spanish nature.

I second this Inquisition of Spanish nature.
I never play a game over "Teen". So the most violent thing in games of mine, is a bullet hitting a man (making no visible mark), and him subsequently dying.

I never play a game over "Teen". So the most violent thing in games of mine, is a bullet hitting a man (making no visible mark), and him subsequently dying.
My thought patterns function in an odd manner, so forgive me if I fail to see how this relates to Poe-style deaths.

It simply proves that video games gave no "cotributions" to this poll.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's come to my attention Parkus that... you might just be a tad screwed up in the head :p

For the good of all concerned do not watch the films Saw or Saw 2. In fact, that goes for eveyone because they're jsut plain nasty, but Parkus especially - s/he might get ideas :p:D

It simply proves that video games gave no "cotributions" to this poll.
I hadn't intended it that way. I was inquiring as to why you don't have more Poe-style death options. Those aren't all bad, though I think you should have left "Voting for Bush" as an option, not the edited version.

Those aren't all bad, though I think you should have left "Voting for Bush" as an option, not the edited version.
Well, it may be painful,but it wouldn't kill you so I had to get rid of it. Sorry, but rules, are rules.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's come to my attention Parkus that... you might just be a tad screwed up in the head :p

For the good of all concerned do not watch the films Saw or Saw 2. In fact, that goes for eveyone because they're jsut plain nasty, but Parkus especially - s/he might get ideas :p:D
Not that there's anything wrong with that....:D

Well, it may be painful,but it wouldn't kill you so I had to get rid of it. Sorry, but rules, are rules.
You couldn't be much more mistaken. It would have killed me. That's the only way I could have voted for Bush, for someone to have killed me, lied about my age(at the time) and registered my corpse for voting and done it in my place. That has been done before...not to me, though. Corpses being registered by politicians to vote, that is.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's come to my attention Parkus that... you might just be a tad screwed up in the head :p

For the good of all concerned do not watch the films Saw or Saw 2. In fact, that goes for eveyone because they're jsut plain nasty, but Parkus especially - s/he might get ideas :p:D
Never seen 'em, or anything like. Jaws is by far the gory movie I have ever seen. I would never watch anything more gory, and if I did, I wouldn't enjoy it.

Death by fire FTW!

Mainly cos even if I somehow managed to survive being on fire for 8 days all my nerve endings would be destroyed and I would feel nothing. The smell would be terrible

Never seen 'em, or anything like. Jaws is by far the gory movie I have ever seen. I would never watch anything more gory, and if I did, I wouldn't enjoy it.
Ah, you're missing out. Some zombie movies are pretty good. I really like Return of the Living Dead III. I think it's the best one. It's more about the male-female intimacy than zombies, but there is a lot of gore and a fair number of zombies. The zombie thing really is like a side plot to a love story. There's also a lesson about letting go of dead loved ones instead of clinging to them.

If I had to, I would choose death by being garroted by the Punjab Lasso, wielded, of course, by the Phantom of the Opera. It would only take about five seconds, and would result in a loss of consciousness first. Of course, before I lost consciousness, my final thoughts would be somewhat like this:

"Wow! It's the Phantom of the Opera! My life is now complete!:D"

Hmm... it takes one week, so it's not H2SO4 or HCl... I choose falling into a pit of LSD. Much more fun than the other choices.

Well... except maybe the exploding head...

Hmm... it takes one week, so it's not H2SO4 or HCl... I choose falling into a pit of LSD. Much more fun than the other choices.

Well... except maybe the exploding head...
Acid, LSD, close enough. They're both drugs. He meant the drug, you know. That's the only acid that would take a week. It's so great, you'd die of dehydration because you'd refuse to get out to go look for water until it was much too late.

If I had to, I would choose death by being garroted by the Punjab Lasso, wielded, of course, by the Phantom of the Opera. It would only take about five seconds, and would result in a loss of consciousness first. Of course, before I lost consciousness, my final thoughts would be somewhat like this:

"Wow! It's the Phantom of the Opera! My life is now complete!:D"
Either you've had a lot of experiences or your life-long to-do list is very short.

Gotta go with the melting. Outer core FTW!

Melting sound slike it will take the least amount of time.

Acid, LSD, close enough. They're both drugs. He meant the drug, you know. That's the only acid that would take a week. It's so great, you'd die of dehydration because you'd refuse to get out to go look for water until it was much too late.
NO I DID NOT!!! It's the kind that HURTS! It was, say hypothetically going to take a week, be cause you have a special agent on you skin that make it take longer to burn.

Natural causes?

Natural causes?
It's about the poll. Someone already beat you to the scene with that joke by-the-way.

Natural causes?

Organic acid?

Organic acid?
Ahh, so you made a funny!

Ahh, so you made a funny!

*shrug* It seemed obvious. melting would also be through natural geothermal energy...And fire. Fire is natural.

*shrug* It seemed obvious. melting would also be through natural geothermal energy...And fire. Fire is natural.
Is it friendly?

Is it friendly?

...I dunno, you'll have to ask...

It's about the poll.
...
Get shot in the stomach and have your inner acid burn you alive?

None of the above, thank you. I much prefer to be screwed to death by hordes of horny women. :D

None of the above, thank you. I much prefer to be screwed to death by hordes of horny women. :D
That's why that death is specifically reserved for homosexual men and heterosexual women.:p

NO I DID NOT!!! It's the kind that HURTS! It was, say hypothetically going to take a week, be cause you have a special agent on you skin that make it take longer to burn.
No need to get upset. I was just being a little facetious. Jeez, no sense of humor at all....http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

Definitely a pit of acid. Can I invite some friends?

Definitely a pit of acid. Can I invite some friends?
NO

I would actually like to die happy. Somehow I don't think the circumstances listed in the poll would be conducive to that... :cool:

I usually feel a compulsive need to vote on all polls, but as for this one...
Couldn't you edit it adding old age, overdose, never wake up?
No! Then I will settle for "Fall into a pit of acid." That one seems rather pleasant in comparison.

None of the above, thank you. I much prefer to be screwed to death by hordes of horny women. :D

*sics lawyers, telemarketers and flim-flam women on him*

You'll be screwed alright. Just not in the way you want. :p

*sics lawyers, telemarketers and flim-flam women on him*

You'll be screwed alright. Just not in the way you want. :p
Eutrusca, j00 bin pwnz0r3d.

Be turned inside out. I've always wanted to have my organs on the outside of me!

what about drowning in a tight compressed dark place...thats how i'd hate to go

My Math teacher once said she was white-water rafting, and the spray was such that she was almost suffocated by the lack of air and the amount of water in the air, but she described it as "Strangely peaceful, and not a bad way to die if I had to."

My Math teacher once said she was white-water rafting, and the spray was such that she was almost suffocated by the lack of air and the amount of water in the air, but she described it as "Strangely peaceful, and not a bad way to die if I had to."
Peaceful? What ever happend to the "blaze of glory?"

Peaceful? What ever happend to the "blaze of glory?"

*shrugs* Blazes of glory tend to fade out pretty quickly.

Well, first of all, I DON'T want to die a useless odl woman who has spent the last 10 years of her life being lonely and depresse. I don't want to be a useless, immobile being who sits for hours at a time doing nothing. I want to live to the end, even if it means the end comes sooner than expected. I always thought it would be cool to decide I was ready to die and skydive over some beautiful landscape - without a parachute. As for peaceful dying in my sleep, I will only have that if the day before I was still out and being active.

Cthulhu.

Chosing to die in a particular manner implies that one has chosen to die. I think what would be a better question is why one would choose to die in such an apalling manner.

Of the ones above, I would pick fire, stand under a tank of water and provide a new form of central heating.

All the rest of them are just killing for the sake of killing, but the fire might have some potential application. I mean, burning for 8 days? Think of how much electricity you could get out of that!

*shrugs* Blazes of glory tend to fade out pretty quickly.
Which is why we need all the people we can get to contribute. Besides, it's death. After it's over, you're still dead. Why take so long with the process?

Well, first of all, I DON'T want to die a useless odl woman who has spent the last 10 years of her life being lonely and depresse. I don't want to be a useless, immobile being who sits for hours at a time doing nothing. I want to live to the end, even if it means the end comes sooner than expected. I always thought it would be cool to decide I was ready to die and skydive over some beautiful landscape - without a parachute. As for peaceful dying in my sleep, I will only have that if the day before I was still out and being active.
That's the spirit.

Of the ones above, I would pick fire, stand under a tank of water and provide a new form of central heating.

All the rest of them are just killing for the sake of killing, but the fire might have some potential application. I mean, burning for 8 days? Think of how much electricity you could get out of that!
"Fire and Ice" [it goes something like this]
by Robert Frost

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that ice is also great
And would siffice.