Living Will
Keruvalia
17-05-2006, 20:33
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to
her:
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch...
Potarius
17-05-2006, 20:33
Now THAT's an odd reaction...
Hydesland
17-05-2006, 20:34
lolol Very good.
Minoriteeburg
17-05-2006, 20:35
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to
her:
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch...
she threw out the beer?! where the hell is the love there?!?!?!
great sense of humor though :)
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to
her:
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
That's great! :D
Potarius
17-05-2006, 20:38
Aaaah, I see now, I see. Scanning through the paragraphs to reach the conclusion quickly totally changed the way it was meant to be taken!
That's fucking brilliant, dude.
The Infinite Dunes
17-05-2006, 20:39
heh :D
But why did she throw out the beer? You never asked for her to do that! Just to unplug the machine... Why?!
I see she doesn't love you enough to pull the plug on your computer though. That sucks. :(
Unwashed Miscreants
17-05-2006, 20:40
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to
her:
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch...
throwing out the beer is a bad idea but only if it was a good one to start with
throwing out the tv is a very good idea and i applaud ur wife for that
Your wife has an awesome sense of humour.
:)
IL Ruffino
17-05-2006, 20:47
:eek:
Keruvalia
17-05-2006, 20:49
But why did she throw out the beer?
Didn't want to depend on liquids from a bottle.
IL Ruffino
17-05-2006, 20:50
Didn't want to depend on liquids from a bottle.
Get a can :D
Minoriteeburg
17-05-2006, 20:51
Get a can :D
beer always tastes better from the bottle though
IL Ruffino
17-05-2006, 21:01
beer always tastes better from the bottle though
but.. em.. k
i'm pretty sure this is a joke yes? didn't really happen yes?
Wilgrove
17-05-2006, 21:56
Rofl 10!
The Parkus Empire
17-05-2006, 21:57
Lol.