DesignatedMarksman
17-05-2006, 19:39
Most don't apply to me (Drinking, incest, cousins, etc) but some of them do apply nonethe less.
54 I took down my Confederate flag today because it was culturally insensative.
53.Sorry, can't go fishing this Sunday, we're going to Ikea.
52. Don't hold that while you light the fuze - it could be dangerous.
51. That is one cool-looking minivan.
50) Yes sir officer here are all of my firearms just like you asked
49) I wish I lived in California
48) Now how can I have a "nasal-ly" voice like those incredibly smart, affable, philanthropic Northerners.
47. That's too much gun.
46 NASCAR!?!?!!? No way, there is an all day My Super Sweet 16 Marathon on MTV!
45 We have enough kids
44. Who cares if she is my cousin......she's HOT !!!
43. We need more illegal Mexicans around here.
42. I can't stand Budweiser. And don't get me started about PBR.
41. Car racing? How barbaric.
40. Don't shoot...it's not deer season
39. Northern women look better.
38. No, I couldn't date her. She's my relative.
37. Pardon me, do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?
36. Honey have you seen my PETA T-shirt, I want to wear it to the march later today.
35. So Billy Ray, what are you doing for Kwanzaa this year ?
34. Please dont cook with bacon...
33. Honey, these green beans are over-cooked.
32. "Sometimes I just wish we could move up to New York. Or even better - California. Or even better, live next to Hillary Clinton, that fine American Patriot!"
31. You're right! The way you did it back up north is better... we should all do it that way.
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
09. My fianc©, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
07. Checkmate
06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
04. I don't have a favorite college team.
03. You Guys.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer,
Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL
NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
54 I took down my Confederate flag today because it was culturally insensative.
53.Sorry, can't go fishing this Sunday, we're going to Ikea.
52. Don't hold that while you light the fuze - it could be dangerous.
51. That is one cool-looking minivan.
50) Yes sir officer here are all of my firearms just like you asked
49) I wish I lived in California
48) Now how can I have a "nasal-ly" voice like those incredibly smart, affable, philanthropic Northerners.
47. That's too much gun.
46 NASCAR!?!?!!? No way, there is an all day My Super Sweet 16 Marathon on MTV!
45 We have enough kids
44. Who cares if she is my cousin......she's HOT !!!
43. We need more illegal Mexicans around here.
42. I can't stand Budweiser. And don't get me started about PBR.
41. Car racing? How barbaric.
40. Don't shoot...it's not deer season
39. Northern women look better.
38. No, I couldn't date her. She's my relative.
37. Pardon me, do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?
36. Honey have you seen my PETA T-shirt, I want to wear it to the march later today.
35. So Billy Ray, what are you doing for Kwanzaa this year ?
34. Please dont cook with bacon...
33. Honey, these green beans are over-cooked.
32. "Sometimes I just wish we could move up to New York. Or even better - California. Or even better, live next to Hillary Clinton, that fine American Patriot!"
31. You're right! The way you did it back up north is better... we should all do it that way.
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
09. My fianc©, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
07. Checkmate
06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
04. I don't have a favorite college team.
03. You Guys.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer,
Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL
NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving