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who here loves mullets? I know I do. this is the mullet thread, the one place to come to honor what is probably the "greatest" do ever to exist.

my favorite mullet you ask?......the jerry curl mullet
http://www.allaboutjazz.com/articles/miles_do_4.jpg

2 of the worst styles in history clash together in magnificent glory.

anyone have any great mullet stories, pics, whatever, post it here!

That's pretty offensive. You should learn to use the more politically correct term for the style - Hockey Hair.

Shlong is also acceptable.

I have a strict "10 foot pole" rule when it comes to mullets.
mullets=gross


Wouldnt it be neat though if we had a smilie with a mullet? I'm sure someone on here has one.

another classic MULLET favoprite of mine is the macgyver

http://de.geocities.com/basti112233/macgyver.jpg

The mullet is a classic. It's the only hairstyle with its own slogan.

Business up front. Party in the back.

I had a killer mullet when I was in high school.

Another acceptable term, my coworker just informed me, is the "business in the front, party in the rear" haircut.

http://i4.tinypic.com/zx8axt.gif

The mullet is a classic. It's the only hairstyle with its own slogan.

Business up front. Party in the back.

I had a killer mullet when I was in high school.


was it one of those long back/spiked front mullets?

http://i4.tinypic.com/zx8axt.gif

simply awesome

http://i4.tinypic.com/zx8axt.gif


I knew it.

Thanks DC.

Look away children:

http://www.resnet.trinity.edu/mdeleon/college_files/Supe%20Mullet.JPG

It's amazing what you can find with google image search.

The mullet is a classic. It's the only hairstyle with its own slogan.

Business up front. Party in the back.

I had a killer mullet when I was in high school.
Damn you. You beat me.

http://jkouns.com/sections/mullets/mullet1.ppt#257,2,History of Mullets - What is a mullet?

One on the sides, don't touch the back, six on the top and don't cut it whack, Jack!

If you are looking for mullets, you can usually find them in bars with no women.

Look away children:

http://www.resnet.trinity.edu/mdeleon/college_files/Supe%20Mullet.JPGArgh! I'm gonna have nightmares about that.

If you are looking for mullets, you can usually find them in bars with no women.

or in bars with all women ;)

heres another winner

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6906/freak.jpg

or in bars with all women ;)


ha! or that.

or in bars with all women ;)
Yes. There has been an explosion in the population of mulesbietts since the mid 90s.

was it one of those long back/spiked front mullets?

No, mine actually was business up front. It was neat, had an off-centre part, and a bit of volume. But the back fell well past my shoulders. And with my lousy posture, it would often hang around both sides of my neck.

No, mine actually was business up front. It was neat, had an off-centre part, and a bit of volume. But the back fell well past my shoulders. And with my lousy posture, it would often hang around both sides of my neck.
I noticed you're Canadian. Did you get it from unprotected contact with a hockey player?

No, mine actually was business up front. It was neat, had an off-centre part, and a bit of volume. But the back fell well past my shoulders. And with my lousy posture, it would often hang around both sides of my neck.

if you havea pic of said mullet that would rock

long as it didnt look like this....

http://www.kilo943.com/images/bren_sweet%20mullet.jpg

if you havea pic of said mullet that would rock

long as it didnt look like this....

http://www.kilo943.com/images/bren_sweet%20mullet.jpg


Dear Lord. Thats so wrong.

Dear Lord. Thats so wrong.

:)
i fall in love with google image search more every day.

it keeps me sane while im at work.

another great moment in mullet history was Chuck Norris' mullet on walker texas ranger cant find any decent pics of it though

tis a shame

I noticed you're Canadian. Did you get it from unprotected contact with a hockey player?

Actaully, I was probably more inspired by professional wrestlers.

If you are looking for mullets, you can usually find them in bars with no women.

Or on NASCAR fans

this one might be a winner of the contest

http://www.geocities.com/supermullets/fatmullet.jpg

I think I'm going to hurl

Or on NASCAR fans

Or in coastal temperate and tropical ocean waters. Occassionally, fresh water too.

Source: wikipedia

I had a mullet just a few years ago. What a huuuuuuge mistake! I didn't really know what it was (I'm not a kid, I'm just socially detached). I keep it all long now. I learned my lesson.

The mullet:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/RavvyM/Mullet.jpg

*shudder*

Actaully, I was probably more inspired by professional wrestlers.
Hmmm...

That's wierd. That's how it started here in Los Angeles. Professional wrestlers infected with the mullet spread it through casual contact with the viewing public back in the early eighties. Strange that someone in Canada would get it that way. My understadning was that in Canada, hockey players spread the mullet to the public, not wrestlers.

On another note, I love threads like this. They allow me to, for a time, ignore my own short comings and point and laugh at others and say, "you think I'm bad? Look at that othr person," and that makes me feel good about me. :)

best way to grow a mullet is to start at a young age

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users3/neenermd/mullets/gallery-1088313531-msg-24923-3.JPG

Hmmm...

That's wierd. That's how it started here in Los Angeles. Professional wrestlers infected with the mullet spread it through casual contact with the viewing public back in the early eighties. Strange that someone in Canada would get it that way. My understadning was that in Canada, hockey players spread the mullet to the public, not wrestlers.


LOL!

Hmmm...

That's wierd. That's how it started here in Los Angeles. Professional wrestlers infected with the mullet spread it through casual contact with the viewing public back in the early eighties. Strange that someone in Canada would get it that way. My understadning was that in Canada, hockey players spread the mullet to the public, not wrestlers.

On another note, I love threads like this. They allow me to, for a time, ignore my own short comings and point and laugh at others and say, "you think I'm bad? Look at that othr person," and that makes me feel good about me. :)

At least the wrestlers have moved on. Hockey players still wear mullets.

Hmmm...

On another note, I love threads like this. They allow me to, for a time, ignore my own short comings and point and laugh at others and say, "you think I'm bad? Look at that othr person," and that makes me feel good about me. :)

I love to post threads like this...and I will keep em coming as long as my brain still works.

I had a mullet just a few years ago. What a huuuuuuge mistake! I didn't really know what it was (I'm not a kid, I'm just socially detached). I keep it all long now. I learned my lesson.

The mullet:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/RavvyM/Mullet.jpg

*shudder*
Hmmm... Also Canadian. I noticed your black fingernails. That woudl probably mean that you did not get it through casual contact with hockey players because people with painted fingernails hate sports. Also, hockey players have been abandoning the mullet for a few years now and you said this was a recent pic. How did you get your mullet?

At least the wrestlers have moved on. Hockey players still wear mullets.

Jaromir Jagr is definitely one of the leading mulleters in hockey and has been for quite some time.

http://wizard.ae.krakow.pl/~patrza1p/stat/dywan5.jpg

and all that money he's making is paying for good mullet upkeep

Hmmm... Also Canadian. I noticed your black fingernails. That woudl probably mean that you did not get it through casual contact with hockey players because people with painted fingernails hate sports. Also, hockey players have been abandoning the mullet for a few years now and you said this was a recent pic. How did you get your mullet?

My barber lives in the 1980s and summoned the powers of the Mullet Gods to force my hair to conform to their ways..

My barber lives in the 1980s and summoned the powers of the Mullet Gods to force my hair to conform to their ways..
Ahh Ha!!!! Often forgotten in the spread of mulletism is the critical role hairdressers play. Much like sex is to herpies, without the hairdresser the spread is impossible. It would stand to reason that if we exterminate all the hairdressers that we could eliminate the mullet in short order. Only the elimination of small pox in the 1970s would compare in terms of human accomplishment.

hows about a mullet family???




http://webpages.charter.net/harv.olson/Blog%20pix/mullet.jpg

can it get any sweeter?

Or on NASCAR fans

NASCAR = Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

The mullet never quite died in Oshawa, Ontario. One of my employee's had a rather distinguished mullet. (He still has the mullet, he just doesn't work for me anymore.) Considering Oshawa's greatest musical contribution was Kim Mitchell, I guess it shouldn't be surprising.

Considering Oshawa's greatest musical contribution was Kim Mitchell, I guess it shouldn't be surprising.

He is a wild party.

NASCAR = Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Even without your modification, it's a dumb acronym.

National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

First of all, those aren't stock cars. They haven't been stock cars since about 1970. And, it's redundant. Car Auto?

I am destine to grow a mullet: I like to keep my hair short, but my wife likes the long curls in the back.

On second thought, I think I'll just shave it all off instead.

I thought this thread was going to be about Tom Hanks' mullet in The DaVinci Code movie.

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/fordphallus/

hehe :p

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/fordphallus/

hehe :p
Ha!

of course, there can be money in mullets...ladies and gentlemen, Dee Snider (http://www.wngz.com/radio/personalities/images/DeeS.jpg)

he influenced my dad to grow a mullet at one point, something I have yet to let either live down.

I'm sure anyone from CT will remember Dee Snider Radio...well, my father is Doc B. And Dee convinced my father to grow a mullet. It was a sad, sad time of his life.



oh a different note, Peech, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/fordphallus/

hehe :p

LOL
great stuff.

schmexy (http://webpages.charter.net/harv.olson/Blog%20pix/mullet.jpg)

http://digitaldetroitradio.libsyn.com/podcasts/digitaldetroitradio/images/mmmullet.jpg

Nice selection here.
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mullet.html

The South American Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulleter.jpg

The Deutsche Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletter.jpg

The Eastern European Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletting.jpg

The 80's NSL Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletty.jpg

I Always liked Captain Planets Mullet: http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capplan1.jpg

:D

Peter Daicos, my childhood hero.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/10/wbsplifedaicosfinal_narrowweb__200x258.jpg

Nice selection here.
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mullet.html

The South American Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulleter.jpg

The Deutsche Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletter.jpg

The Eastern European Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletting.jpg

The 80's NSL Mullet
http://www.geocities.com/canberracosmos/mulletty.jpg


No points for the Deutsche mullet, thats nota mullet at all it's an Einstein.

Included here are some classic good ol' boy mullets

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686

No points for the Deutsche mullet, thats nota mullet at all it's an Einstein.

Included here are some classic good ol' boy mullets

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686

That's excellent! :p But it goes too quickly. :(

I Always liked Captain Planets Mullet: http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capplan1.jpg

:D
:p

JASON EATON!
http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageView/0,,5080976,00.jpeg


I couldn't find any of Andrew Ettinghausens legendary Mullets
and i don't know Teaura Nekau's correct spelling.

Knock yourselves out guys. Rate My Mullet (http://www.ratemymullet.com/)
I felt like wearing wife-beaters and drinking copious amounts of beer after looking through this site...
By the way, mullets should be made illegal.

Knock yourselves out guys. Rate My Mullet (http://www.ratemymullet.com/)
I felt like wearing wife-beaters and drinking copious amounts of beer after looking though this site...
By the way, mullets should be made illegal.
No way Bra!
Mullets are in!

I'm not surprised to hear that coming from a Kiwi:p

I prefer halibut

http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageLargeView/0,,5153294,00.jpeg
The guy on the left now has an awesome mullet.. Plus he had some handlebars. Ohh, it was so sexy.

this pic may top all....midget with mullet

http://homepage.mac.com/gooseboxer/.Public/Mullets.jpg

no thread about mullets can be complete without a pic of kevin keegan - more famous for his mullet than being a footballer or a manager.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/fun/2004/02/footy_haircuts/6.jpg

can anyone find a good chuck norris walker mullet pic? ive been trying but unsucessful.

figure i'd dig this thread up one last time.....


mullet.....norris style
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-chuck-norris-x.jpg