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Would you eat Keruvalia, over the course of four months and only 25% of him, for one million dollars? Think of all the ways you could cook him. Fried, mashed, stewed, baked, liquified, tartar, alive, with rice, on ice, in a pasta....so many ways, so little time. You could give him some of the money to buy a hooker or a peg led.

Could we put Keruvalia in a taco?

Could we put Keruvalia in a taco?
That's a big ass taco.

Are we talking 25% of his body weight, or 25% of his edible parts?

Without diving into what would constitute edible parts, I think it would be hard to find enough good meat to make up 25%.

Are we talking 25% of his body weight, or 25% of his edible parts?

Without diving into what would constitute edible parts, I think it would be hard to find enough good meat to make up 25%.
Just 25%. That's why you get several months and a million dollars afterwards.

Who's Keruvalia? I hope it's not a new Myrth, as I've been away since like 6 months...

*hides in corner*

Who's Keruvalia? I hope it's not a new Myrth, as I've been away since like 6 months...

*hides in corner*
Keruvalia gives you candy and penny loafers in exchange for nuclear secrets.

That's a big ass taco.

I'm up for a challenge. :)

Oh. Does he play NS? I really have no clue.

Oh. Does he play NS? I really have no clue.
He does. He's like Jesus, except real.

I'm up for a challenge. :)

Wait until you get to the middle, and then tell me that.

Oh! He must be freacking cool then!! So... I'll eat him?

I hope it's the right answer.

Oh! He must be freacking cool then!! So... I'll eat him?

I hope it's the right answer.
You win!

Wait until you get to the middle, and then tell me that.

Just have to add extra tobasco sauce.

Can we carbonize him, then mix him with water and drink it?

I'd have him with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Can we carbonize him, then mix him with water and drink it?

I would mix him with milk and nestle chocolate.

I would mix him with milk and nestle chocolate.
Then you would have his soul trapped inside you.

Then you would have his soul trapped inside you.

Fuck Keruvalia, I'm drinking James Brown.

Then you would have his soul trapped inside you.
Keru could be Vittos' daemon.

Fuck Keruvalia, I'm drinking James Brown.
Ewwwww.

Nestle chocolate is bunny blood.

Ewwwww.

Yeah, I bet he tastes funky.

I would mix him with milk and nestle chocolate.

I think you mean milk and Oreos. :)

Are we talking 25% of his body weight, or 25% of his edible parts?

Without diving into what would constitute edible parts, I think it would be hard to find enough good meat to make up 25%.

Either way, it would be mostly penis.

I would rather eat here

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44436

all I can say is WTF?

all I can say is WTF?

That must be a challenge. I imagine it makes life difficult. :p

...............what a strange thread to think up

Sure! I'd turn him into Soylent Green.

Just have to add extra tobasco sauce.
nah...he's a cajun...he should be spicy enough already.

Mmm. Human meat. Excellent.

Is he a vegan pacifist?
*considers*