VW Beetle (The New One)
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:14
My dad is buying a new car, and one of them is the VW Beetle (the new one). I gotta say I laughed my ass off when he said that. I mean let's face it, the new Beetle is a chick car. I seen chicks here at college drive them all the time. It's just a "cute" little car for the ladies. So what do yall think, Chick Car or not?
IL Ruffino
16-05-2006, 05:22
If he gets a hummer the chicks will ride him.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:23
If he gets a hummer the chicks will ride him.
Yea, but he'll only be able to go to the end of the street before he has to refuel.
The Nazz
16-05-2006, 05:23
Are we talking about cake the food or Cake the band? Because Cake the band fucking rocks.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:24
Are we talking about cake the food or Cake the band? Because Cake the band fucking rocks.
The food, but we're talking about the VW Beetle car.
The Nazz
16-05-2006, 05:25
The food, but we're talking about the VW Beetle car.
Well fuck no, it's not a chick car.
And Cake still rocks.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:27
Well fuck no, it's not a chick car.
And Cake still rocks.
Oh comon, how can it not be a chick car? Hell Barbie drives one! The design of it, interior and exterior just screams chick car to me. It's just looks like a "cute" car to me.
IL Ruffino
16-05-2006, 05:29
Yea, but he'll only be able to go to the end of the street before he has to refuel.
They have a pill for that. (http://mlm.business-opportunities.biz/2006/05/01/is-bioperformance-a-drug-for-your-car/)
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:30
They have a pill for that. (http://mlm.business-opportunities.biz/2006/05/01/is-bioperformance-a-drug-for-your-car/)
Fake.
Well at least no one thinks I'm a sexist. :D
No, it's not a chick car. Much like Jack Bauer's bag, on the outside, it looks like he's carrying a purse, but on the inside, there is death and destruction. On the outside of the VW New Beetle, there is smooth and shiny, but the inside is rough leather and hot, hot sex. Gas mileage is great, engine is great for races, carries a lot more than you'd expect, just like Jack Bauer's bag-o'-doom.
THE LOST PLANET
16-05-2006, 05:31
Hey, I drove a 2003 turbo Bug quite a bit over the winter... the thing really scoots... handled pretty good too.
Of course I was the only reason I was driving it is because it was owned by a schoolteacher I was dating... yeah, I'd say that about 90% are owned by women.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:32
No, it's not a chick car. Much like Jack Bauer's bag, on the outside, it looks like he's carrying a purse, but on the inside, there is death and destruction. On the outside of the VW New Beetle, there is smooth and shiny, but the inside is rough leather and hot, hot sex. Gas mileage is great, engine is great for races, carries a lot more than you'd expect, just like Jack Bauer's bag-o'-doom.
Yea, but my Dad could be driving this!
2008 Dodge Challenger!
http://www.robertphillips.ca/media/2008%20Challenger%20002.jpg
Now that's a man's car!
The Nazz
16-05-2006, 05:33
I've driven one a number of times as well, back when I was a valet--and that Audi/VW manual tranny shifts like a dream. (The Audi TT is a thing of beauty as well, let me tell you--fuck BMW).
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:34
Hey, I drove a 2003 turbo Bug quite a bit over the winter... the thing really scoots... handled pretty good too.
Of course I was the only reason I was driving it is because it was owned by a schoolteacher I was dating... yeah, I'd say that about 90% are owned by women.
More proof that it's a chick car.
5% owned by enfemmine guys and flaming gays. :p
IL Ruffino
16-05-2006, 05:35
Fake.
Well at least no one thinks I'm a sexist. :D
Nu-uh! (http://www.cmr.mybpbiz.com/index.asp?pgid=3)
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:36
Nu-uh! (http://www.cmr.mybpbiz.com/index.asp?pgid=3)
Why would I trust a test that was performed by the same people who make the product? Of course they're test are going to be positive. They're trying to sell the damn thing!
A rule of thumb
If a car has a bud vase, and the bud isnt budweiser, it is for wimmin and floral designers
THE LOST PLANET
16-05-2006, 05:39
Well you can always macho up the bug... maybe something like this (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle).
I dare you to call that a "chick car"...
The Nazz
16-05-2006, 05:42
Well you can always macho up the bug... maybe something like this (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle).
I dare you to call that a "chick car"...
Dude, that is one crazy car.
Well you can always macho up the bug... maybe something like this (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle).
I dare you to call that a "chick car"...
It still has a bud vase. Its a macho chick's car.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:42
Well you can always macho up the bug... maybe something like this (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle).
I dare you to call that a "chick car"...
Now it's a chick car that has an idenity crisis. It can't accept that it's a chick car. :p
IL Ruffino
16-05-2006, 05:43
Why would I trust a test that was performed by the same people who make the product? Of course they're test are going to be positive. They're trying to sell the damn thing!
*hits head off desk*
In fact the girly man who owns it admits he will never know how fast it will go.
Jet chick car.
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:46
My dad wears a pink work shirt, and now he wants the new VW Beetle. Maybe he's trying to tell us something? :p
HotRodia
16-05-2006, 05:47
Well you can always macho up the bug... maybe something like this (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle).
I dare you to call that a "chick car"...
*drools*
I would love to race that thing...
My dad wears a pink work shirt, and now he wants the new VW Beetle. Maybe he's trying to tell us something? :p
How big are his boobs?
Wilgrove
16-05-2006, 05:58
How big are his boobs?
I dunno lol, bout an A cup, maybe less?
The Beautiful Darkness
16-05-2006, 06:16
As a chick, I have so say it looks like a chick's car to me. I would totally go one :D
Cannot think of a name
16-05-2006, 06:42
I kinda dig 'em.
Chicks dig 'em, chicks dig the old beetle. I'm secure enough in my manhood to drive one, or as I have said before on these forums...
If horsepower and engine size are in inverse proportion to the owner's penis size, consider the following: I drive a 45hp 1500cc VW Bus.
Cannot think of a name
16-05-2006, 06:44
Well fuck no, it's not a chick car.
And Cake still rocks.
Finally. Something we don't agree on.
The Beautiful Darkness
16-05-2006, 06:48
If horsepower and engine size are in inverse proportion to the owner's penis size, consider the following: I drive a 45hp 1500cc VW Bus.
:eek:
Boonytopia
16-05-2006, 08:20
Definitely a chick's car. It based on the previous Golf platform, engines, etc. The Golf is a more practical, better handling car. The only reason you'd by the Beetle is for its shape. Form over function makes it a dead-set chick's car in my book.
Heretichia
16-05-2006, 08:26
It should be no-ones car... they're horribly ugly(love the old bugs though), everything is plastic, they're horrible to park due to the bad view you get, you have no idea where the car begins or ends... ughr... get an SAAB Aero X when it comes out in 10 years instead;)
http://www.emotor.se/nyheter/bilder/1520-2.jpg