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With whom would you rather have sex with: a dog, or your mom?

With whom would you rather have sex him: a dog, or your mom?

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...Is it an attractive dog, and does it have to be my mom?

My mom's really hot for her age, plus she's much less hairy than the dog. Oh, I suppose I should act offended.

Ew, that's nasty! What a sick and perverted question!

The mom. Definitley the mom.

Great, so either I'm doing beastiality, or I'm an incestious lesbian.

Nice choices.

...Is it an attractive dog, and does it have to be my mom?
It's a cute lab with big balls.

It's a cute lab with big balls.

...I was hoping for a female dog...Feh...

I don't think NS is the kind of forum you're looking for....

What a sick and demented poll. Thank you.

What possible benefit would you gain by asking such a question? Do you need assistance with such a choice (No insult intended)?

If a hypothetical human was forced into a situation in which he was required to copulate with one or the other, it would make sense for it to be his mother. Biologically.

Sex with dogs is pointless.


However, if you want help with your decision, I'd suggest you commit hari-kari. In either case, it would be wasted effort.

There is a great lesson in life and it goes like this, Dont say retarded shit, and dont ask stupid questions.

I could say something here, but something tells me I would be forum banned. So, carry on.

What a sick and demented poll. Thank you.

Good Adam West-ish answer!

Hypothetically, if someone were to be a son of a bitch, what would happen?

Or do you mean dog in reference to the looks of an unrelated female human? In that case, paper bags are the way to go. Paper bags, closed eyes and an active imagination.

Go find a nice pr0n forum somewhere, Chik Peas. Don't do any more of this sort of thing.