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I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.

I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.
Nothing. HaHA!

So I'm guessing you turned 20?
Happy Birthday :)

Nothing. HaHA!

Very well, you're not invited to the massive celebration of decadence and...uh...beer...and...uh...fertility. So there!

So I'm guessing you turned 20?
Happy Birthday :)

Yes. And thankyou :p

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.
Typical youth, ignoring the past and the future for the presents ;)

Very well, you're not invited to the massive celebration of decadence and...uh...beer...and...uh...fertility. So there!
I brought you a corona (http://www.gmodelo.com.mx/images/familias/f_corona.jpg) and a prostitute. (http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/81287/Hilton%20source.jpg) Can I come now?

Typical youth, ignoring the past and the future for the presents ;)

:p

I brought you a corona and a prostitute. Can I come now?

*takes Corona*

Ugh...Paris Hilton.

No, you may not.

*drinks Corona*

Happy birthday!!!!!!

*gives Kanabia a crate of beer, a stack of anarchist literature, and some left-wing apparrel to wear*

:p



*takes Corona*

Ugh...Paris Hilton.

No, you may not.

*drinks Corona*
It's the only girl I could find who would do it for free.

Happy birthday!!!!!!

*gives Kanabia a crate of beer, a stack of anarchist literature, and some left-wing apparrel to wear*

Oooh beer! Oooh books! Ewww, Che shirt! :p :D

It's the only girl I could find who would do it for free.

Too bad she's made of plastic. :(

It's the only girl I could find who would do it for free.

I take it, then you've never been to Minneapolis? ;)

*gives 20 birthday beats*

it all goes down hill from here old man :p

I take it, then you've never been to Minneapolis? ;)
Well, I assume it would be something like Hastings St. and the girls there I woundn't classify as human (Paris Hilton is a few steps above them).

*gives 20 birthday beats*

it all goes down hill from here old man :p

Yeah, that's what everyone is telling me. That's kinda depressing considering that I was too lazy to climb the mountain in the first place. :p

I got you a slab of Carltons.

http://www.dialaslab.com.au/images/cdc24.jpg

Cheers! :)

Kewl! Happy Birthday, dude! Many, many more must you have. I didn't have time to buy you a present, seeing as how I just NOW found out, but you can have some of my freshly washed underwear if you like. :D

For you Kanabia I give you this

http://www.galapagoscruise.com.ec/uploads/images/22/isabelaII.jpg

fine photograph of somebody's yacht

I found a moment ago. Enjoy! Hurrah!

I got you a slab of Carltons.

Cheers! :)

Wooo! :D

Kewl! Happy Birthday, dude! Many, many more must you have. I didn't have time to buy you a present, seeing as how I just NOW found out, but you can have some of my freshly washed underwear if you like.

Well, i'll pass on the underwear, but i'm happy to take a raincheck. :p

For you Kanabia I give you this



fine photograph of somebody's yacht

I found a moment ago. Enjoy! Hurrah!

Boring. Got any boobies pictures?

I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.


Ahh. The end of those glorious 4 months when I was 20 and kanabia wasn't.




Happy Birthday.

Well, i'll pass on the underwear, but i'm happy to take a raincheck. :p
To whom will you pass it on? Dobbsworld? :D

Got any boobies pictures?

Feast your eyes on these Boobies.

http://www.avisnatura.com/natl_geo_society/thumbnails/boobies_small.jpg

Ever seen birds like those? Eh?

Eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink?

Happy Birthday Kanabia!! :)

Feast your eyes on these Boobies.

http://www.avisnatura.com/natl_geo_society/thumbnails/boobies_small.jpg

Ever seen birds like those? Eh?

Eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink?

Man, they're top boobies. Do they have any friends or sisters?

Feast your eyes on these Boobies.

http://www.avisnatura.com/natl_geo_society/thumbnails/boobies_small.jpg

Ever seen birds like those? Eh?

Eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink?

I have actually :D

But it was funny, so you can come to the piss-up and all that.

To whom will you pass it on? Dobbsworld?

I'm not sure, but I can think of a few people who would be more deserving of such a fate.

Actually, if you could send the unwashed pairs off yourself to some people of my choosing, that'd be awesome.


Ahh. The end of those glorious 4 months when I was 20 and kanabia wasn't.




Happy Birthday.

Well, look on the bright side, i'll never catch up. :p

I'm not sure, but I can think of a few people who would be more deserving of such a fate.

Actually, if you could send the unwashed pairs off yourself to some people of my choosing, that'd be awesome.
LOL! Funny, I can't think of anyone who would be more deserving! :D

Send me a list and I'll see what I can do. Heh!

LOL! Funny, I can't think of anyone who would be more deserving! :D

Send me a list and I'll see what I can do. Heh!

On second thoughts, we'd both probably get done for bioterrorism. :D

I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.I'll drink to that. (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5766/19ug1.jpg):D

On second thoughts, we'd both probably get done for bioterrorism. :D
LMAO!! Probably. Can't you just see the headlines?

International Terorrist Group Stinks Again! :D

Happy Birthday! :D Have a wonderful day and may your next year (and, uh, the years after that too....) be full of good things :) :fluffle:

.... like hot girls (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/satinandfringe.jpg)! :D (brunette - just for you *nods*)

I'll drink to that. (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5766/19ug1.jpg):D

Me too!!!

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/975/img01121zr.jpg


*Gives Kanabia a Mass (the glass in the pic)*

Now thats how to drink beer :D

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.

Here's a dollar, go buy yourself a clue.

Need we unleash the giant purple animatronic weasels or shall we take the whole you're the birthday/you're the birthday boy or girl thing as read?

Here's a dollar, go buy yourself a clue.

Need we unleash the giant purple animatronic weasels or shall we take the whole you're the birthday/you're the birthday boy or girl thing as read?

Ooh, I want to see the giant purple animatronic weasels! Can we please have them? :)

Ooh, I want to see the giant purple animatronic weasels! Can we please have them? :)

Sorry, I uh... I left them in my other pants *hangs head in shame*

Sorry, I uh... I left them in my other pants *hangs head in shame*

Pity that, oh well. :(

Happy Birthday! :D Have a wonderful day and may your next year (and, uh, the years after that too....) be full of good things :) :fluffle:

.... like hot girls (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/satinandfringe.jpg)! :D (brunette - just for you *nods*)

Whoo!

Er, perhaps i'm a little to verbal about my preferences, but ahem, thanks. :p

Here's a dollar, go buy yourself a clue.

Am I meant to be offended or something? :p

Whoo!

Er, perhaps i'm a little to verbal about my preferences, but ahem, thanks. :p
I'm just very perceptive *nods... wisely*
And you don't compare in verbal...ness to me and huw :P

Any plans for today?

I'm just very perceptive *nods... wisely*
And you don't compare in verbal...ness to me and huw :P

Any plans for today?

Nah, it's almost 10pm. I had to work earlier and had music lessons after so I didn't get home till fairly late. Might be having a party next weekend though :p

What did you get me? I want presents.

I shall get you an old sock, 3 pieces of moldy cheese, and a tomato so ripe it's about to burst. With these you must escape the dungeon.

Also, there's cake and punch.

Nah, it's almost 10pm. I had to work earlier and had music lessons after so I didn't get home till fairly late. Might be having a party next weekend though :p

Watch out Narre Warren! :p

I shall get you an old sock, 3 pieces of moldy cheese, and a tomato so ripe it's about to burst. With these you must escape the dungeon.

Also, there's cake and punch.

*places cheese and tomato in sock*

....

*is still in dungeon*

*eats sock*

Watch out Narre Warren! :p

lulz. Won't be anything big. Just a piss-up. :p

Happy birthday! Want some GW Bush dart boards? :D

Nah, it's almost 10pm. I had to work earlier and had music lessons after so I didn't get home till fairly late. Might be having a party next weekend though :p
Heh, I see.... Well, I'll turn it round to... did you have a good birthday? :p

And here's a cake (http://www.danparent.com/images/Bush%20Birthday%20Cake%20finish.jpg).

Hahaha.

Okay, you can have three (http://www-math.mit.edu/~tgerhard/birthday2.jpeg) real (http://www.yahoocake.com/BND/chocolate-cake/cakes/DDMoosex200.jpg) ones (http://www.alamosweets.com/images/Gallery/Birthday20.jpg) to make up for that....

I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.
happy birthday kan-kan :)

i got you a knuckle sandwich.... and 6 tonnes of porn ;)

Heh, I see.... Well, I'll turn it round to... did you have a good birthday? :p

And here's a cake (http://www.danparent.com/images/Bush%20Birthday%20Cake%20finish.jpg).

Hahaha.

Okay, you can have three (http://www-math.mit.edu/~tgerhard/birthday2.jpeg) real (http://www.yahoocake.com/BND/chocolate-cake/cakes/DDMoosex200.jpg) ones (http://www.alamosweets.com/images/Gallery/Birthday20.jpg) to make up for that....
oh come on, at least get him an appropriate cake!

like this
http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/boobspink.jpg

:D

(did you notice your second cake there has the name "moo-sex" :confused: i'm kinda creeped out...)

Happy birthday! Want some GW Bush dart boards? :D

John Howard one'd be better :p

Heh, I see.... Well, I'll turn it round to... did you have a good birthday?

And here's a cake.

Hahaha.

Okay, you can have three real ones to make up for that....

Yeah, it was pretty good once I got out of work anyway :p

And mmm....cake. :D

(not bush cake though, i'll pass on that)


happy birthday kan-kan

i got you a knuckle sandwich.... and 6 tonnes of porn

Mmmm sandwich... :p

Heh, and that reminds me of:

Marge: "Does anyone have a use for that much porno?"
Homer: *drool* "ohhh, baby..."

oh come on, at least get him an appropriate cake!

like this
http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/boobspink.jpg

:D

(did you notice your second cake there has the name "moo-sex" :confused: i'm kinda creeped out...)

LOL, yay!

oh come on, at least get him an appropriate cake!

like this
http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/boobspink.jpg

:D

(did you notice your second cake there has the name "moo-sex" :confused: i'm kinda creeped out...)
Haha, brilliant :D
I gave him a pic of a hot, scantily clad girl earlier! Therefore, my lack of dirtiness now is allowable *nods*

I think it's meant in the sense of a chocolate moose cake... :P

(not bush cake though, i'll pass on that)

*resists urge to make dirty joke* :P



Heh, and that reminds me of:

Marge: "Does anyone have a use for that much porno?"
Homer: *drool* "ohhh, baby..."
lol! damn right! :p

one of those college nerds: "i've been working on a way to download pornography over 1,000 times faster!"



*sings along to "the internet is for porn"... and is happy :D*

Happy Buuuuuuurrrrthdaaaaau!!! :d

I got you the gift that keeps on giving.
Pr0n!
Happy (http://www.nnboards.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=985763) birth (http://www.nnboards.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=971246)day (http://www.nnboards.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=971251) Kanabia! (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/NikkiThong.jpg)

LOL, yay!

I assume you're going to stick your face in that cake :p

*resists urge to make dirty joke* :P

I'd already thought of it myself, fear not :p

lol! damn right! :p

one of those college nerds: "i've been working on a way to download pornography over 1,000 times faster!"



*sings along to "the internet is for porn"... and is happy :D*
:D

I got you the gift that keeps on giving.
Pr0n!
Happy birthday Kanabia!

*wipes tear*

How did you know?!?

:p

I assume you're going to stick your face in that cake :p

Naturally! :p

*wipes tear*

How did you know?!?
:fluffle:
Who doesn't want porn for their birthday? Even the pope has a thing for hentai.

:fluffle:
Who doesn't want porn for their birthday? Even the pope has a thing for hentai.

Well, of course. The Germans love their porno.

Happy Birthday!

:D

Hope you have a great year now you are 20!

I'm no longer a snotty nosed whining teenager, yay!

...so. What did you get me? I want presents.
Something for your siggy.
'If you might can talk like this, you might could be from the South.'
and ...
http://www.jeb.be/images/bush/bush.jpg

Something for your siggy.
'If you might can talk like this, you might could be from the South.'
and ...
http://www.jeb.be/images/bush/bush.jpg
Lol, Bush brings the funniness.

*resists urge to make dirty joke* :P
LOL! Dude! Let the rest of us in on it! :p

BTW ... you have a TG.

*Hands out Gluesticks*

*Hands out Gluesticks*

*Takes gluestick. Sniffs*

It's not as good as Clag. :p

Lol, Bush brings the funniness.
Indeed.

Happy Birthday!