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What's the dumbest, worthless, most vile, least likable, pointless, etc. thread on an internet forum you have ever seen?

Note that it can be one that was on another forum, not just NS General. Include a link to it if you can.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to nominate this one: http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=79543

I would have to say those who post links to porn sites.

Ha! we've one of those threads every few months. I'll nominate Angry White Female-Population Decline, and I'm too lazy to find a link.

This one. :)

This one. :)
No one saw that one coming. :p

BTW, no threads from stormfront.org AKA the neo-nazi site. That would be too easy. If the thread is profoundly stupid EVEN FOR THEM, though, then yeah, okay, post it. MAybe.

This one. :)

*Head explodes due to logical paradox.*

Glorious in its wilful stupidity:

Click me. (http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.games.mornington.cresent/tree/browse_frm/thread/10a9e15ca6e8e478/dc7828d80afd84a0?rnum=1&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.games.mornington.cresent%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F10a9e15ca6e8e478%2F3dd7a6874aa 11c72%3F#doc_dc7828d80afd84a0)

Even nine years later it is still alive and well:

Click me again. (http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.games.mornington.cresent/browse_frm/thread/32a91fb8bcfe7d36/e6da85d5eec30754?q=celerity&rnum=2#e6da85d5eec30754)

Glorious in its wilful stupidity:

Click me. (http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.games.mornington.cresent/tree/browse_frm/thread/10a9e15ca6e8e478/dc7828d80afd84a0?rnum=1&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.games.mornington.cresent%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F10a9e15ca6e8e478%2F3dd7a6874aa 11c72%3F#doc_dc7828d80afd84a0)

Even nine years later it is still alive and well:

Click me again. (http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.games.mornington.cresent/browse_frm/thread/32a91fb8bcfe7d36/e6da85d5eec30754?q=celerity&rnum=2#e6da85d5eec30754)

*Takes a long drag on his ciggie, blows out the smoke with comtempt, ALA Krusty the Clown.*

What the hell was that? :confused:

wont look for the link, but it was in the MOD forum. some... idiot argued with the mods about an unofficial warning in the worst possible way. getting him an official warning, then a 3 day ban, then (because of what he posted before the ban took affect,) the mods decided to up it to a perma-ban.

I win:
http://www.digsmagazine.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=000629;p=0

One of the gems: My cat will not allow me to be in the bathroom alone. It's kind of disturbing.

I would have to say those who post links to porn sites.

Agreed. How much of a noob would you have to be to need HELP finding porn on the net?

"does anyone know where i can download ram" (http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498)

Agreed. How much of a noob would you have to be to need HELP finding porn on the net?

Well I ment those spam post like they have several, and I mean several links directing you to porn sites.

THERE'S PORN ON THE INTERNET?!?! Why haven't I been told about this?! Somebody show me to teh b00b$ plz!

"does anyone know where i can download ram" (http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498)
That's hilarious. I mean... I just made the Ridiculously Computer Impaired thread. That made me feel so much better about myself.

I'm forced to nominate UN Abassadorship's 'What do Dick Cheney's nipples taste like' thread.

Though it was incredibly awesome, it was moved to spam.

"does anyone know where i can download ram" (http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498)

Gold! :D

Glorious in its wilful stupidity:

Click me. (http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.games.mornington.cresent/tree/browse_frm/thread/10a9e15ca6e8e478/dc7828d80afd84a0?rnum=1&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.games.mornington.cresent%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F10a9e15ca6e8e478%2F3dd7a6874aa 11c72%3F#doc_dc7828d80afd84a0)
That is the most wonderful thread in all existence. I would have its babies were it a man and I woman and the two of us in the same room and both fertile.

That is the most wonderful thread in all existence. I would have its babies were it a man and I woman and the two of us in the same room and both fertile.

Well get cracking then, we havn't got all day

THERE'S PORN ON THE INTERNET?!?! Why haven't I been told about this?! Somebody show me to teh b00b$ plz!

OMG, teh n00b ftl!! :p

I'm forced to nominate UN Abassadorship's 'What do Dick Cheney's nipples taste like' thread.

Though it was incredibly awesome, it was moved to spam.

:eek: .....Just, just....:eek:

I'm forced to nominate UN Abassadorship's 'What do Dick Cheney's nipples taste like' thread.

Though it was incredibly awesome, it was moved to spam.
That was a WHOLE THREAD??? :eek:

A recent one where some guy was all upset about his nation's pidgeons (they WERE his national animal) becoming endangered when he bulldozed the rain forest. He said "pidgeons could live anywhere" and that that shouldn't happen. SHEESH!:rolleyes:

A recent one where some guy was all upset about his nation's pidgeons (they WERE his national animal) becoming endangered when he bulldozed the rain forest. He said "pidgeons could live anywhere" and that that shouldn't happen. SHEESH!:rolleyes:

I dunno, that makes sense to me.

on this forum:
How do you avoid uniral splashback? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=480392)

I wanna nominate the thread where a friend of Kahta posted trying to get Kahta's Perma Bann lifted... by posting messages from Kahta.

I wanna nominate the thread where a friend of Kahta posted trying to get Kahta's Perma Bann lifted... by posting messages from Kahta.

Lol, linky?

Lol, linky?
the post. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482092)

and the double thread in the Mod Forums (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482091).

the post. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482092)

and the double thread in the Mod Forums (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482091).

Thankee :D

on this forum:
How do you avoid uniral splashback? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=480392)

The scary part is that this thread is even considered nessasary by at least one person on this earth.

EXTRA TIP: To avoid urinal splashback, DON'T USE AN URINAL.

EXTRA TIP: To avoid urinal splashback, DON'T USE AN URINAL.
Yeah, there's plenty of public trashcans, gutters, trees, and sinks that can be used, if you don't have a trashbag handy.

Yeah, there's plenty of public trashcans, gutters, trees, and sinks that can be used, if you don't have a trashbag handy.

You forgot jars and bottles and toilets, mate. :D

You forgot jars and bottles and toilets, mate. :D
Bottles and jars ya might get a similar splashback, but i guess, for the more "conventional" :rolleyes: folk, toilets might suffice. :(

What's the dumbest, worthless, most vile, least likable, pointless, etc. thread on an internet forum you have ever seen?

Note that it can be one that was on another forum, not just NS General. Include a link to it if you can.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to nominate this one: http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=79543

probably one of my disjointed drunken rants.

i went thru a phase of extreme tooth pain that i tried to quell with massive amounts of captain morgan..still have the tooth crap...but i think finally the nerves are dying(maybe i do believe in god)and combined with a broken wrist and an inability to spell/type very well....i would nominate me...if i could figure out how to find old posts.

the ones were you re read what you wrote and scratch your head in the morning,and cant fathom wtf you were trying to stammer out,let alone the random anger slipping in and out for no apparent reason.

What's the dumbest, worthless, most vile, least likable, pointless, etc. thread on an internet forum you have ever seen?

Note that it can be one that was on another forum, not just NS General. Include a link to it if you can.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to nominate this one: http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=79543

Probably anyone of the "G3oRgE BuSh IS A NAZI!!1111!2121!!111" posted by 15 year old kids playing rainbow six in their grandma's basement.

I wanna nominate the thread where a friend of Kahta posted trying to get Kahta's Perma Bann lifted... by posting messages from Kahta.

Wow, uh...that's...that's...that's pretty damn stupid.

All these little gems on the Runescape forums.
- Jagex is RACIST because they don't allow you to create an Asian character
- Jagex is RACIST because White Knights have higher levels than Black Knights. OMGWTFBBQ!
- The crudely drawn pentagrams in Runescape promote devil-worship
- A mother is unhappy because her child was scared at ghosts jumping out of the walls on a recent quest
- The new bucket graphics are ugly :rolleyes:
Gah. Some of the reasons I've semi-quit.

Yeah, there's plenty of public trashcans, gutters, trees, and sinks that can be used, if you don't have a trashbag handy.
You forgot tramps as well.

You forgot tramps as well.
Charlie Chaplin? :confused:
I've never been inclined to urinate on him.
I have, however, done the potato/tie dance.

I wanna nominate the thread where a friend of Kahta posted trying to get Kahta's Perma Bann lifted... by posting messages from Kahta.

i remember that!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481896

Soccer: The worst Sport (at lest one of the worst)

All these little gems on the Runescape forums.
- Jagex is RACIST because they don't allow you to create an Asian character
- Jagex is RACIST because White Knights have higher levels than Black Knights. OMGWTFBBQ!
- The crudely drawn pentagrams in Runescape promote devil-worship
- A mother is unhappy because her child was scared at ghosts jumping out of the walls on a recent quest
- The new bucket graphics are ugly :rolleyes:
Gah. Some of the reasons I've semi-quit.

OMG, Runescape sucks more than I thought it does! And that's saying something!

This one!!!!!:gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :headbang:

Holy Hell, I was just thinking about doing this thread topic! Effing wierd!

Lyric's suicide by mod. Why can't I find the link? Why?

Any of the ID/creationist threads on this board.

Any of the ID/creationist threads on this board.
Any of the anti-ID/anti-creationist threads on this board. :p

Any of the anti-ID/anti-creationist threads on this board. :p

Some of them, yeah, but generally they're better informed than the ID ones.

I nominate any single one of Deep Kimchi's threads.

I nominate any single one of Deep Kimchi's threads.
Even the cooking ones?

Any of the anti-ID/anti-creationist threads on this board. :p
As in ... "wastes your time/annoys the pig"? :p

The "Which Religion is worse" thread.

Just because of the poll. :rolleyes:

BTW Straughn, how did you end up as a Spamgirl? I always thought you were a bloke.

Yes, and to stay on topic, I dislike threads started purely for the purpose of letting the OP show off. It makes me want to whip out my humongous dick for a manly duel of oneupsmanship.

BTW Straughn, how did you end up as a Spamgirl? I always thought you were a bloke.

Yes, and to stay on topic, I dislike threads started purely for the purpose of letting the OP show off. It makes me want to whip out my humongous dick for a manly duel of oneupsmanship.

Everyone gets spamgirl if they get a stupid amount of posts, regardless of sex.

This thread (http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=342752) gained a certain level of infamy on the forum it was originally posted on... and no wonder, given the first post:

EVERYWHERE I GO,BLACK GIRLS GOT ON BEEF,THAN ANY ONE
AND THE WAY THERE DRESS,THEY CAN NERVE GET THAT RESPECT
AM NOT HATEING,BUT AM SICK OF IF.I SEE THEY --MEN BEAT
THEM FOR GOING OUT.BLACK PEOPLE ARE THUMDS DOWN.

hmmm i post alot of threads so.... pick one of mine at random;)
Actually the most "Critical Battle" thread i made got like 400 or something responces. and so did the "How big are you items" thread...

I nominate any single one of Deep Kimchi's threads.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Sees flames rising in distance
*Ducks into fox hole

BTW Straughn, how did you end up as a Spamgirl? I always thought you were a bloke.

I guess i "tee-hee"'d one too many times ... :eek:
I suppose, as a matter of initiation, it's a shade better than a kiss with a bag o' doorknobs. *shrug*

Everyone gets spamgirl if they get a stupid amount of posts, regardless of sex.
Are you saying that no matter how much sex i offer here, i'm not going to do any better than i have?

*glares discriminatingly at contract*

Are you saying that no matter how much sex i offer here, i'm not going to do any better than i have?

*glares discriminatingly at contract*
Crack head.

This one's pretty bad:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=392194

Crack head.
Haha! I knew i'd get this one sometime!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese007.gif

Haha! I knew i'd get this one sometime!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese007.gif
:eek:

.. you mean you didn't get that one yet?!

:eek:

.. you mean you didn't get that one yet?!
Surprisingly enough, no.
It would be on my early siglist.
*shrugs*

....however, it might be kinda funny to have a puppet that continues all the sigworthies, just for that. :)

Surprisingly enough, no.
It would be on my early siglist.
*shrugs*

....however, it might be kinda funny to have a puppet that continues all the sigworthies, just for that. :)
It might this cheap wine, it might be the macaroni, but I say, go for it!

It might this cheap wine, it might be the macaroni, but I say, go for it!
You sound like Fascist Dominion. He tried to goad me into a little "forum-vacation" too ;)

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris.
Aww you just KNOW someone'll take that all personal-like.

Aww you just KNOW someone'll take that all personal-like.
I look forward to it.;)

I look forward to it.;)
Well, it won't be me. I remember very little of it. That one was just a little too fast for my tastes. That, and too "worship-ful".
:)

What was the big rage about Chuck Norris anyway?

What was the big rage about Chuck Norris anyway?
Oh say you didn't just ask that.


http://ghettobaby.net/Emoticons/linkedtocdixon061504changelinks/threadhijacked.gif

I hate chucky norzizzle.

A thread on the stupidest threads? Pretty stupid.

You sound like Fascist Dominion. He tried to goad me into a little "forum-vacation" too ;)
:eek:

*backs away slowly*
*calls "leader"*
*aborts mission*

A thread on the stupidest threads? Pretty stupid.
Inela
Natura
Renovatum
Ignatia
...

Inela
Natura
Renovatum
Ignatia
...
Should I know what that means?

Should I know what that means?
*SHOCKED*
What type of Catholic doesn't know Latin?

Well, it won't be me. I remember very little of it. That one was just a little too fast for my tastes. That, and too "worship-ful".
:)
Not enough Harlesburg worship if you ask me.

Should I know what that means?
Even I know what that means..

'Jesus' of 'Nazzareth' 'King' of the 'Jews'
*shifty eyes*

Not enough Harlesburg worship if you ask me.
Here, let me dredge around a bit ...
ah, yes ...:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif

Should I know what that means?
These kinds of things have a way of working themselves out ... ;)

BTW, Xislakilinia will be along at some point to clarify, i'm sure :D

Here, let me dredge around a bit ...
ah, yes ...:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif
W00T!

'Jesus' of 'Nazzareth' 'King' of the 'Jews'
*shifty eyes*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif , indeed.

W00T!
Ah, the font of another satisfied customer. *nods* :)

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif , indeed.
http://pixerve.de/pix/1146745718-6151.jpg

http://pixerve.de/pix/1146745718-6151.jpg
Chez what?

http://pixerve.de/pix/1146745718-6151.jpg
It's a tripod nightmare!!!

Chez what?
Translation: "Ask left you not directly on the pictures, but on PIXerve.de"

Translation: "Ask left you not directly on the pictures, but on PIXerve.de"
Thanks! *bows*
.... :confused:

These kinds of things have a way of working themselves out ... ;)

BTW, Xislakilinia will be along at some point to clarify, i'm sure :D

Wall, Nature, Renovator, Fiery? You mean like this smiley? :headbang:

Nope I didn't help clarify anything. :(

It's a tripod nightmare!!!
Try copying it into your Header.

Wall, Nature, Renovator, Fiery? You mean like this smiley? :headbang:

Nope I didn't help clarify anything. :(
I'm sticking with INRI!

I'm sticking with INRI!
Oh.. Shit.

My bad.

Oh.. Shit.

My bad.
That isn't what it translates into but who knows...
Iesus Nazareth Rex Iou? or something...

Inela-??
Natura-Nature
Renovatum-Renovate
Ignatia-Jerome Iginla????

That isn't what it translates into but who knows...
Iesus Nazareth Rex Iou? or something...

Inela-??
Natura-Nature
Renovatum-Renovate
Ignatia-Jerome Iginla????
Nah, I just clicked. We studied this in 4th form R.E at my trusty Catholic boys school.

Nah, I just clicked. We studied this in 4th form R.E at my trusty Catholic boys school.
Good'o

Love your location.
New Zealand, right next to Austria.:p

Good'o

Love your location.
New Zealand, right next to Austria.:p
Austria you say? :confused:

A chicken/egg thread again in the Runescape forums. Note how the thread in General has 52 for egg, 15 for chicken. This one has 8 for chicken and 4 for egg. Interesting, no?

A chicken/egg thread again in the Runescape forums. Note how the thread in General has 52 for egg, 15 for chicken. This one has 8 for chicken and 4 for egg. Interesting, no?

So...We're dumber than people that play runescape...




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

So...We're dumber than people that play runescape...




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Naw look at sample size ... their margin of error is so large that they could most DEFFINATLY be dumber then us

Naw look at sample size ... their margin of error is so large that they could most DEFFINATLY be dumber then us

Perhaps...but still. 8:4?

Perhaps...but still. 8:4?
Nah.

Wall, Nature, Renovator, Fiery? You mean like this smiley? :headbang:

Nope I didn't help clarify anything. :(
Yaaaay!!!!!!
*mega-BOW* :)

Inela = wall?
I'd read it as "all" or "total"- in a couple different places.
But perhaps you're right.
Funny, my source might have been a bit corrupted ... so instead of
All of nature is renewed by fire

it might have meant to say
Wall of nature is renewed by fire.
:D

The Stupidest Threads I ever saw were on this site, but the Mods deleted them all so linking to them is out of the question, unfortunately.

So...We're dumber than people that play runescape...




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Actually, Darth Vader, that means we're SMARTER than the Runescapers, because common evolutionary science dictates that the egg would come before the chicken.

Why? Cause the mutations into birds would most likely occur at the reproductive stage of dinosaurs. Hence, the egg first.

More egg votes then chicken votes on this forum than the RS forum = us smarter.

Anything that includes Star Wars!

Austria you say? :confused:
Yeah An American ws trying to convince my dad that New Zealand was next to Austria, not Australia.:p

Say hello to my little bump.

Say hello to my little bump.

What's with your gravedigging today?

What's the dumbest, worthless, most vile, least likable, pointless, etc. thread on an internet forum you have ever seen?

Note that it can be one that was on another forum, not just NS General. Include a link to it if you can.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to nominate this one: http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=79543

There was one once on NSG compairing Gays to the route of evil or something like that. I wish to god it still existed so I could link to it and laugh again, but it was deservingly deleted.

Anything created by Count Dickula.

Anything created by Tea cup.

Ooh, this thread is back!
Another from the Runescape forums. Note I'm not a sad, sad person who is on those forums 24/7, I can go on and find a ridiculously stupid thread within thirty seconds.

"Discusted at quest"

[name]

26-Sep-2006 11:38:32
I recently did the quest [quest] and i think its discusting the way that the hopeless creatures are made out like disabled people and it mocks them. Im sure any creature would of been better then this and if i had a disabilty i would be totally outraged.

*chokes*