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Has anyone else heard of OJ's most recent stupidity? I cant believe this bastard hasnt had an unfortunate accident.
We may still get lucky...

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_132115014.html



Edit: Sorry-the link would have been helpful up front, huh?

What's OJ's most recent stupidity? Also has he found the real killers yet?

Has anyone else heard of OJ's most recent stupidity?

Fortunately not, and I intend to have it remain that way.

*greasemonkys away this thread*

Fortunately not, and I intend to have it remain that way.

*greasemonkys away this thread*


Is that anything like a "trunk monkey"? :

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/4wmv.htm

Is that anything like a "trunk monkey"? :

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/4wmv.htm

http://greasemonkey.mozdev.org/

It's like being your own mod.

In the prank, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco to a used car lot and boasts to the prospective buyer that he made the SUV famous. He says “It was good for me. It helped me get away.”

I suppose that would be funny if we didn't all know that he DID commit murder and he DID get away with it.

Simpson should endorse a line of cultery and use the proceeds to hire Baretta to find his wife's real killers.

That's actually incredibly funny. Way to go OJ.

I suppose that would be funny if we didn't all know that he DID commit murder and he DID get away with it.

I don't think we can blame him for that second part. He got away with it because the prosecution badly botched the trail.

That's not his fault.

http://greasemonkey.mozdev.org/

It's like being your own mod.


Did you at least check out the "trunk monkey" add?
(its actually a chimp, but "monkey" is funnier.)

I don't think we can blame him for that second part. He got away with it because the prosecution badly botched the trail.

That's not his fault.


Yeah he could go running around times square screaming "i killed the bitch!" and it won't matter. So ladies and gentlemen sit back and enjoy the legal system at work.

Yeah he could go running around times square screaming "i killed the bitch!" and it won't matter. So ladies and gentlemen sit back and enjoy the legal system at work.
I suppose they could get him for perjury if he did.

I suppose they could get him for perjury if he did.


they could try i suppose.

What's OJ's most recent stupidity? Also has he found the real killers yet?

Don't think so but he hasn't played all the golf courses yet.

I had fogotten he even exists. Maybe he's missing the limelight.

I suppose they could get him for perjury if he did.

Did OJ testify? My memory isn't that clear on the trial, but I don't remember him testifying.

Did OJ testify? My memory isn't that clear on the trial, but I don't remember him testifying.

Sure he did. He had to try on the gloves.

I wondered then, and now. Why did they have him try on the blood stained glove? Couldn't the multi-million dollar fiasco have sprung for a new pair of gloves in the same size?

OK... this is the first time I've ever looked into this O J Simpson thing... and he was aquitted of murdering the two, but was later ordered to pay over $33 million in damages to the families in a civil trial. How's that work? :confused:

OK... this is the first time I've ever looked into this O J Simpson thing... and he was aquitted of murdering the two, but was later ordered to pay over $33 million in damages to the families in a civil trial. How's that work? :confused:

well since they fucked up trying to bust him in the criminal trial, figure they might as well take his money.

I'd like to devise a reality show where the only one pranked is OJ Simpson.

In everything he does in his day to day life from the minute he wakes up and pees on to the cellophane stretched accross his toilet, to the hot water in his shower to be turned off. girls he tries to pick up turn out to be guys in drag, his golf balls are chalk that explode when he hits them, gadgets eject his golf ball from holes when he sinks a put
License plates on his car are switched with similar vehicle's that have been reported stolen.
Any time he eats out, roofies are slipped into his drink and he wakes up naked and handcuffed to a pole in a train car with no idea or cash.

I could go on and on with the priceless bits I'd like to see him the subject of.

And at the moment of truth on each one, a Nicole Simpson look-alike could get in his face and tell him he's been "Nicked" or something similar to that.

Maybe you have some ideas of great pranks to pull on this unconvicted murderer?

Of course, all proceeds would go to Nicole's children and Ron Goldman's family.

They could re-arrest him, making believe there was some loop-hole in the double jeopardy law. He could call his attorneys, but there # would be fowarded to a mock Crank- Yanker type escort service everytime he tried.

They could also lock Kato in with him for a few days- thats punishment enough.

well since they fucked up trying to bust him in the criminal trial, figure they might as well take his money.How could you find responsible for their killings if he was found not to be their murder? Was it his fault because if he hadn't divorced her, then she wouldn't have met up with this guy, and so they wouldn't have been there at the wrong place and wrong time, and as a result get killed. Yeah, that works.

Every toilet or urinal he uses for the rest of his life should backfire its contents on to him before he's through and the toilet tissue could be either retracted as he gets underway or get soaked by a hidden nozzle.

Also- ex lax should be added to his every meal.

I'd laugh at OJ doing jokes like that.

I always thought OJ should sell Ginsu steak knives or Isotoner gloves. :)

I'd laugh at OJ doing jokes like that.

I always thought OJ should sell Ginsu steak knives or Isotoner gloves. :)


Me too. I'd pay to see it and further the efforts.

They could re-arrest him, making believe there was some loop-hole in the double jeopardy law. He could call his attorneys, but there # would be fowarded to a mock Crank- Yanker type escort service everytime he tried.

They could also lock Kato in with him for a few days- thats punishment enough.

I'd laugh at that too.

Except the Kato part. That's just cruel. :(

How could you find responsible for their killings if he was found not to be their murder? Was it his fault because if he hadn't divorced her, then she wouldn't have met up with this guy, and so they wouldn't have been there at the wrong place and wrong time, and as a result get killed. Yeah, that works.

Two reasons. First, the standard of proof in a civil trial is much different from that in a criminal trial. In a criminal trial, you must prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. In a civil trial ,you must only demonstrate that the preponderance of the evidence points to guilt. That's a lower standard.

Also, since the civil trial happened after the very heavily publicised criminal trial, the civil trial's jury pool was very severely tainted.

I suppose they could get him for perjury if he did.
And probably for violation of human rights.

I'd laugh at that too.

Except the Kato part. That's just cruel. :(

How about dwarves dressed as children wherever he goes that uppercut him in the balls when he gets too close?

Burning bags of dogshit on his front step every night.

An open can of sardines hidden in his car.


Just a constant plague of funny pranks-all caught on film -I'm sure with his great sense of humor, he'll be a good sport.
And of course, not accept any type of compensation- Its reported for his "Juiced" project, he didnt rec any money- He just did it for fun.

*cough*BULLSHIT*COUGH*

How about dwarves dressed as children wherever he goes that uppercut him in the balls when he gets too close?

Burning bags of dogshit on his front step every night.

An open can of sardines hidden in his car.


Just a constant plague of funny pranks-all caught on film -I'm sure with his great sense of humor, he'll be a good sport.
And of course, not accept any type of compensation- Its reported for his "Juiced" project, he didnt rec any money- He just did it for fun.

*cough*BULLSHIT*COUGH*

*chuckles* He did it to become a mainstream media celebrity again. Up until now, nobody wold touch him with a 20 foot pole. But if he can get on tv, show he has a sense of humor and that he's 'moved on', maybe the next project will be a bit more lucrative.

*chuckles* He did it to become a mainstream media celebrity again. Up until now, nobody wold touch him with a 20 foot pole. But if he can get on tv, show he has a sense of humor and that he's 'moved on', maybe the next project will be a bit more lucrative.


I think its up to us to subject him to the pranks I'm considering to prove what a good sport he is.

Maybe make him relive some of the "Naked Gun" trials and tribulations his character went through, but with real bear traps this time....