NationStates Jolt Archive


Holy Crap! Stay out of Texas!

Drunk commies deleted
12-05-2006, 16:18
A strange disease that causes you to sweat black tar and to grow strange fibers out of your skin seems to be afflicting people in South Texas. Nobody knows what's causing the disease. Where are the televangelists to explain exactly why god is angry with Texas? Could this be punishment from God for having afflicted the world with George W. Bush?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA051106.morgellans.KENS.32030524.html
Minoriteeburg
12-05-2006, 16:19
it seems the Bush Plague is spreading even faster after talk of Jeb for 2008
Marrakech II
12-05-2006, 16:22
Damn I want to see some pictures. This sounds bizzare though. Sounds like something out of the jungles of Africa or S America.
Yossarian Lives
12-05-2006, 16:25
Would you say the illness is consistent with the patients actually being disguised Lizard people? Because it would make sense for the Illuminati to have a strong presence in Texas, especially if the are going to put JEB bush up for president.
Silly English KNIGHTS
12-05-2006, 16:26
A strange disease that causes you to sweat black tar and to grow strange fibers out of your skin seems to be afflicting people in South Texas.

I didn't really need another excuse to stay out of TX, but OMG.
Upper Botswavia
12-05-2006, 16:27
A strange disease that causes you to sweat black tar and to grow strange fibers out of your skin seems to be afflicting people in South Texas. Nobody knows what's causing the disease. Where are the televangelists to explain exactly why god is angry with Texas? Could this be punishment from God for having afflicted the world with George W. Bush?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA051106.morgellans.KENS.32030524.html


OK, so the people in Texas are now tarring and feathering THEMSELVES?
Silly English KNIGHTS
12-05-2006, 16:28
Damn I want to see some pictures. This sounds bizzare though. Sounds like something out of the jungles of Africa or S America.
There are a few pictures http://www.morgellons.org/images.html
Antikythera
12-05-2006, 16:31
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Marrakech II
12-05-2006, 16:32
There are a few pictures http://www.morgellons.org/images.html

If that is not hair than that sure looks bad. Would think that might look parasitic.
Skinny87
12-05-2006, 16:35
OK, so the people in Texas are now tarring and feathering THEMSELVES?

Cosmic Karma?
Yossarian Lives
12-05-2006, 16:36
And regarding the OP's warning to stay out of Texas, according to the Morgellons article cases have been found in all 50 states. Nobody's safe! Nobody! Well I am, I don't live in America. Nobody in America's safe!
Silly English KNIGHTS
12-05-2006, 16:47
And regarding the OP's warning to stay out of Texas, according to the Morgellons article cases have been found in all 50 states. Nobody's safe! Nobody! Well I am, I don't live in America. Nobody in America's safe!
if you goto the morgellons site I posted the link to for the pictures, you'll see it is in many other countries as well, including Europe and Australia. About the only places untouched were the middle east and asia.
Fass
12-05-2006, 16:48
Bizarre. And that Morgellons website seems a bit fishy to me. I am very sceptical to this.
Ruloah
12-05-2006, 16:52
According to the article, it's also happening in California.

Think I'll go home and lock myself in right now...

*shudders*

*must return to homeworld right away, humans are unclean!*
Yossarian Lives
12-05-2006, 16:57
if you goto the morgellons site I posted the link to for the pictures, you'll see it is in many other countries as well, including Europe and Australia. About the only places untouched were the middle east and asia.
Arrrgghhhhhhh!:eek:
Letila
12-05-2006, 17:01
Interesting, the fibers have been tentatively identified as cellulose. Sort of reminds me of a dream I once had in which people were all being infected with a disease that caused plants of some sort to sprout from their bodies.
Jeruselem
12-05-2006, 17:01
That sounds horrible! Like some micro-alien attack ...
WangWee
12-05-2006, 17:32
I don't know... It sounds fishy to me. Try googling it, all the info is very vague. If I was a doctor and got a patient whos got green and purple tentacles growing out of his forehead I'd probably not tell him "it's paranoya".

Who's got more credibility? A doctor? Or a guy who says there's tentacles coming out of his ass?
Begoned
12-05-2006, 18:05
There are worse diseases that actually exist:

http://images.google.com/images?q=neurofibromatosis&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&client=safari&rls=en