Heikoku
12-05-2006, 14:25
Well, well, well. Having gotten slandered as an US-hater for not supporting Bush, having gotten picked on as a socialist for being against Dubya, and realizing that not only he is, once again, trying to undermine fundamental rights, but also has a 29% approval rating... I decided that it's time.
It is time, my friends, to give back all that crap I took when Bush was supported by the people. It is time, my friends, to pay you back for slandering me and attacking me, to get my comeuppance for all the void accusations, in several places, that I got.
Thus, I have a nice little present to offer you. I will perform a show. Yes, yes, a show! An arguing show.
I've put here a poll that will end when, oh, say, 30 or so (more if the poll seems popular) people have voted or in about 12 hours, whichever comes first. The poll is to decide the style of argumentative smackdown you want me to deliver to all of those that supported Dubya and that called me anti-American for not doing so. You've seen me at work, with my haikus, Shakespeare, and so on. So, since I have that thing stuck down my throat for so long, I figured it would be a good idea to give all of that back - with style, because, unlike them, I don't need ad hominem to live to see my next day in an argument.
Therefore, I call upon everyone that spent the last 5 years getting slandered and called an US-hater to vote here and decide.
Each of these styles have their own rules and constraints.
Thus, the poll.
The styles work as follows:
Shakespeare: I pick a quote from the greatest English-language playwright and adapt it to the situation. Maybe Cesar's eulogy, maybe something else.
The Riddler: Rhetorical questions-only argument, with a pointed ending to them.
Haikus: Several 5-7-5 syllable haikus in which I make my points.
The Beatles: I pick a song made by the Boys from Liverpool and adapt it.
WWJD: What would Jerry do. Why, don't you think Jerry Seinfeld should get his say?
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: A novel-style narrative is made, describing what happened and how the neocons reacted.
Other: If you guys have any other style idea, post it and click on this. The number of replies as to "which other style" will guide my decision in case this "other" wins.
So, there you have it. Everyone that's been getting crap for the last 5 years, it's payback time. It's up to you HOW I will deliver said payback.
Share and enjoy! :p
It is time, my friends, to give back all that crap I took when Bush was supported by the people. It is time, my friends, to pay you back for slandering me and attacking me, to get my comeuppance for all the void accusations, in several places, that I got.
Thus, I have a nice little present to offer you. I will perform a show. Yes, yes, a show! An arguing show.
I've put here a poll that will end when, oh, say, 30 or so (more if the poll seems popular) people have voted or in about 12 hours, whichever comes first. The poll is to decide the style of argumentative smackdown you want me to deliver to all of those that supported Dubya and that called me anti-American for not doing so. You've seen me at work, with my haikus, Shakespeare, and so on. So, since I have that thing stuck down my throat for so long, I figured it would be a good idea to give all of that back - with style, because, unlike them, I don't need ad hominem to live to see my next day in an argument.
Therefore, I call upon everyone that spent the last 5 years getting slandered and called an US-hater to vote here and decide.
Each of these styles have their own rules and constraints.
Thus, the poll.
The styles work as follows:
Shakespeare: I pick a quote from the greatest English-language playwright and adapt it to the situation. Maybe Cesar's eulogy, maybe something else.
The Riddler: Rhetorical questions-only argument, with a pointed ending to them.
Haikus: Several 5-7-5 syllable haikus in which I make my points.
The Beatles: I pick a song made by the Boys from Liverpool and adapt it.
WWJD: What would Jerry do. Why, don't you think Jerry Seinfeld should get his say?
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: A novel-style narrative is made, describing what happened and how the neocons reacted.
Other: If you guys have any other style idea, post it and click on this. The number of replies as to "which other style" will guide my decision in case this "other" wins.
So, there you have it. Everyone that's been getting crap for the last 5 years, it's payback time. It's up to you HOW I will deliver said payback.
Share and enjoy! :p