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Sim Auschwitz
That first one lists 10 games that should NOT be made. The second one, somebody else came up with. Come up with some more titles that should never be made, whether it be because they're too offensive or because they'd suck too bad. Possibly both.

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Sim Auschwitz
That first one lists 10 games that should NOT be made. The second one, somebody else came up with. Come up with some more titles that should never be made, whether it be because they're too offensive or because they'd suck too bad. Possibly both.
BattleRaper.

oh wait... should not be made... my bad

err... Grand Theft Auto: Legoland.

Hmmm, bad game titles.

"Mario Brothers and the world of ethnic sterotypes!"
"Pokemon visit a Chinese Resturant"
"Bert and Ernie explores."
"Blues Clues visit to the vet!"

Sim Quieda. Combining one of the world's most beloved franchises and one of the most love-hated organizations in the world.
Iranian Nights. Build peaceful nuclear powerplants publicly while building your nuclear arsenal underground. Will you "accidently" destroy Isreal or will your apparent insanity come back to haunt you?
Catwo..I mean Fear Fa...I really meant to say ET the...er Shadow the Hedgeh...damn it.

Sim Quieda. Combining one of the world's most beloved franchises and one of the most love-hated organizations in the world.
Iranian Nights. Build peaceful nuclear powerplants publicly while building your nuclear arsenal underground. Will you "accidently" destroy Isreal or will your apparent insanity come back to haunt you?
Catwo..I mean Fear Fa...I really meant to say ET the...er Shadow the Hedgeh...damn it.
sim Moore.

you are Micheal Moore, and you need to create a documentary. can you keep to the truth, add a bit of creative editing or chuck the whole thing for some crispy cremes.

Hiroshima: The Game
Follow the humdrum life of a Japanese commoner during the final days of Hiroshima before becoming the target of the first atomic bombing in history. (final bonus level - Fight off the radiation sickness!)

France France Revolution
Dance your way through the French Revolution, from storming the Bastille, to executing the nobles, to even drafting the French constitution! Comes with dance pad and guillotine controller for execution minigames.

The Nazi Menace: The Battle of Stalingrad - Over 1 whole weapon! Over 1 whole round of ammunition! Not one step backwards, or you'll be shot!

(Meant to actually mimic the Battle of Stalingrad, where throughout the battle soldiers were given either a rifle if they were lucky or a round of ammunition and told to simply pick up a rifle from a fallen comrade. Except in my game, this is how it is for the ENTIRE game)

George W. Bush's Extreme Cycling - Race through 6 exciting levels, including the White House, a random flat surface, a random flat grassy area, and a random flat road. But watch out and don't trip and break your neck on the pebbles!

We where pretty sure whatever bad thing was supposed to happen to us because of the day we contemplated the 'Schindler's List Pin-Ball Game.' I won't share the details...I'm sure you can guess (and likely out do us...)

Bitch Betta Have My Money...

Explains itself...

Prison Bitch- Learn how to survive in prison by being the Prison Bitch!

GTA: Austhwits(sp) I can't spell. Sue me.
ET the sequal to all the other sequals. Because you haven't suffered enough by a long shot.

"Internet chatroom groomer: The Enticement"

Ticket to Hull please!



actually almost anything would have to be better than "Pippa Funnell: the stud farm inheritance" just teach your daughters to like games that AREN'T inane.

How about a video game based on the "Left Behind" books? Oh, wait. (www.leftbehindgames.com)

Frat boy Ninja rapist. You're a ninja at a kegger. Use beer and shuriken-shaped roofies to get girls to pass out so you can rape them. Try the action packed multi player mode where you team up with Lacrosse players to try to lure strippers to the party and rape them.

Hello Metal Kitty Gear: Roller Rescue II

for some reason :rolleyes: I can't get past the image of solid snake on pink rollerskates welding a bonking hammer....

I've always preferred GTA: Riker's Island myself...

France France Revolution
Dance your way through the French Revolution, from storming the Bastille, to executing the nobles, to even drafting the French constitution! Comes with dance pad and guillotine controller for execution minigames.


I would love to use the special mat for that!!!

Let me guess, everything is in wonderful tricolor colours I suppose?

an online computer role playing version of the book jennifer government

Horrible: "Tom Cruise: The Game"

And bound to cause offense (despite being a meaningless collection of words): "Fetus Cancer Rape"

Summer Kampf

On the Tom Cruise idea.

Total War: Scientology

You've got a map of the world and you need to brain wash at least one big celebrity with a low IQ but a large fan in each region to take over the world.

That and make up bullshit as you go along. The more outrageous the bullshit the better.

Horrible: Extreme snot eating
Offensive: Jesus sodomy: arse-fuck the good lord.

Offensive: Jesus sodomy: arse-fuck the good lord.

That'll do the trick hahaha :D

Sim Wal Mart

Through employing illegal immigrants, paying below the minimum wage and screwing over customers, you can create the biggest super market chain the world has ever seen!!!

Duke Nukem 1D

Change one letter of Tomb Raider to get something too unpleasent to actually post here.

Duke Nukem 1D

Change one letter of Tomb Raider to get something too unpleasent to actually post here.

Hmm...The first thing that comes to mind requires two letters changed...sorta.

Change one letter of Tomb Raider to get something too unpleasent to actually post here.
There is already a movie, why not a video game?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ARXG54/104-9362997-5283944?v=glance&n=130

There is already a movie, why not a video game?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ARXG54/104-9362997-5283944?v=glance&n=130

Oooooooooohhh. Now I get it.

There is already a movie, why not a video game?


Because the movie itself was such a bad, bad, bad idea.

Not that this stopped them from producing a Hudson Hawk (http://www.mobygames.com/game/zx-spectrum/hudson-hawk) video game, oh no.

Feminism: Dead or Alive (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Doaxbvbox.jpg)
Or am I the only one thinking of that when I read that thread title?

http://www.adl.org/learn/extremism_in_america_updates/groups/national_alliance/national_alliance_video_games.htm

Duke Nukem 1D

Change one letter of Tomb Raider to get something too unpleasent to actually post here.
not really, its only a part of the female anatomy that is in every health book.

Feminism: Dead or Alive (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Doaxbvbox.jpg)
Or am I the only one thinking of that when I read that thread title?
Nope, I thought the same thing.

Nope, I thought the same thing.
Thank God. The question is though, would it be horrible? Offensive? It all really depends.

Thank God. The question is though, would it be horrible? Offensive? It all really depends.
I'd say it's a good idea. You could play two sides. Kill femenism or keep it alive. A flimsy story and a couple of babes and the money will be rolling in.

I'd say it's a good idea. You could play two sides. Kill femenism or keep it alive. A flimsy story and a couple of babes and the money will be rolling in.

Oh, I had some curious idea that you were discussing an altogether more objectionable game. Involving necrophilia.

Roseanne Barr: Karaoke Revolution

Sim Wal Mart

Through employing illegal immigrants, paying below the minimum wage and screwing over customers, you can create the biggest super market chain the world has ever seen!!!
In a world that already has Dungeon Keeper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_Keeper), such a game would be woefully redundant.

Brokeback Half-Life 3.

In a world that already has Dungeon Keeper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_Keeper), such a game would be woefully redundant.
ever heard of the game series Kagero? or Trapt?

the object is to build, and place traps in several rooms and lure the do-gooders to them.

I want a war called "Sim George Bush".

And the game would run EXACTLY like the game described at this link:

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

Hiroshima: The Game
Follow the humdrum life of a Japanese commoner during the final days of Hiroshima before becoming the target of the first atomic bombing in history. (final bonus level - Fight off the radiation sickness!)

France France Revolution
Dance your way through the French Revolution, from storming the Bastille, to executing the nobles, to even drafting the French constitution! Comes with dance pad and guillotine controller for execution minigames.


LOL @ France France Revolution. :p

Grand Theft Tricycle.
Instead of guns and hookers, you have gangsta toddlers hitting on toddlers in the head with hunnybuns, and then stealing their tricycle. And then maybe...doing a hooker afterwards..

Cooking with Canibals. The wrong AXBY button combo and the souffle au french infant collapses and the entire evening is ruined.

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Sim Auschwitz
That first one lists 10 games that should NOT be made. The second one, somebody else came up with. Come up with some more titles that should never be made, whether it be because they're too offensive or because they'd suck too bad. Possibly both.

LOL @ Number 6: Friends 3: Joey Unleashed. :p

Martyr Kombat-

Various martyrs throughout time throw down to see who has the goods...Ghandi's "Salt in your eye" technique is killer, but it's on when Jesus himself pulls himself off the cross and slaps you with his 'manfish'...

The best part? When you lose, you win...

Battlefield: Iraq
The Sims: Africa Edition
Gulag Tycoon
Bush and Dick do Washington (hmm, could be a movie too)


err... Grand Theft Auto: Legoland.

Come on. Am I the only person who thinks that this would kick serious amounts of butt?

Sim dungeon: You figure out the layout and forms of torture for your prisoners


KKK assassin: You work as a redneck assassin knocking off leaders who oppose them


Propaganda machine: You figure out how to keep citizens in the dark about real events. Loseing senerio: citizens figure out what is really happening.

Propaganda machine: You figure out how to keep citizens in the dark about real events. Loseing senerio: citizens figure out what is really happening.

Been done. :p (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floor_13_%28game%29)

Been done. :p (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floor_13_%28game%29)

Well I'll be damned...

Sence we are on offencive games, has anyone played the postal series?

Good stuff! :D