Message from Kahta
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 21:28
This is from Kahta, a friend of mine in RL, who at one time used my email account to register for this game. I can confirm that he is no longer a racist in real life, as he was when I first talked to him at the beginning of the school year. He would like to return to NS and have the ban or DOS rescinded so that he once again may return to NS, as Sam 3.0. (1.0 was the liberal I never knew, 2.0 was the mistake, 3.0 is perfect) You may confirm this on your own by talking to him on MSN, pyrobzkt@hotmail.com, or AIM tehleetuberhaxor.
To Whom it may concern.
I am sorry for everything I said on this game that was offensive. I was wrong and had been heavily influenced by the racist and fascist members of the game, and I have since realized that listening to them was one of the biggest mistakes I ever made. The path they are going down is one filled with hate, and in the future, a prison cell shared with a black inmate named bubba.:D All I ask is your forgiveness for the problems and/or stress I may have caused for you in the past. The road to Racism was a mistake that I made, that I will never forgive myself for making.
Signed,
Sam
Philosopy
11-05-2006, 21:29
I don't think you're in the right forum.
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 21:30
He wanted it posted on General as well, because he apparently caused a lot of harm/hurt feelings here.
Vittos Ordination2
11-05-2006, 21:37
Ask him when I am going to see a child support check.:mad:
Tell him the rubber goose has flown the craggy cliff.
>.> <.<
*not part of a conspiracy to make it rain naked ladies*
This is from Kahta, a friend of mine in RL, who at one time used my email account to register for this game. I can confirm that he is no longer a racist in real life, as he was when I first talked to him at the beginning of the school year. He would like to return to NS and have the ban or DOS rescinded so that he once again may return to NS, as Sam 3.0. (1.0 was the liberal I never knew, 2.0 was the mistake, 3.0 is perfect) You may confirm this on your own by talking to him on MSN, pyrobzkt@hotmail.com, or AIM tehleetuberhaxor.
Good Luck with that. never seen a DOS or PermaBan removed... might want to post this in the Mod Forum in the meantime...
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 21:42
Ask him when I am going to see a child support check.:mad:
He is a virgin. I'm 99% sure.
Vittos Ordination2
11-05-2006, 21:45
He is a virgin. I'm 99% sure.
Who are you, his lawyer?
I say we let the DNA test sort this out.
He is a virgin. I'm 99% sure.
You aren't 100%, and it only takes one sperm.
I'd be very careful about this. Posting around a ban is a big no, no. I see why you're posting and I find it admirable that he's apologizing, but you might get yourself in trouble by doing it. I would go to the mod forum right away and make sure they know you've done this and why and find out if it's okay.
You aren't 100%, and it only takes one sperm.
And considering how many there are in a single teaspoon, 1% is a lot of sperm.
PsychoticDan
11-05-2006, 21:50
You aren't 100%, and it only takes one sperm.
Plus, every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 21:52
Who are you, his lawyer?
I say we let the DNA test sort this out.
One of his best friends.
He says
"I never met anyone frim NS in RL. I am a virgin. Case settled."
I'm telling you. Don't post what he says on here. You're going to get in trouble. The poster was just kidding and a man. I'm quite certain he didn't have a child by Kahta.
I'm telling you. Don't post what he says on here. You're going to get in trouble. The poster was just kidding and a man. I'm quite certain he didn't have a child by Kahta.
Listen to the man, Feathersonian America, unless you wanna end up like Kahta. it can be seen like Kahta is using you to get around a ban and you are helping him. again, post in the mod forum and await their decision.
in the meantime do not post anymore "Kahta says..."
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 21:58
.....He would like to return to NS and have the ban or DOS rescinded so that he once again may return to NS, as Sam 3.0. (1.0 was the liberal I never knew, 2.0 was the mistake, 3.0 is perfect).....
I think it's amazing that not only does this kid seem to do entire system updates every few years, but also in just three tries he's apparently reached perfection....Sam? You sure his name isn't Tyler, the most perfect child in the world? *whisper* Tyyyyyler
:( .....And here I bet nobody's even seen that episode of Wondershowzen
Simonist']I think it's amazing that not only does this kid seem to do entire system updates every few years, but also in just three tries he's apparently reached perfection....Sam? You sure his name isn't Tyler, the most perfect child in the world? *whisper* Tyyyyyler
:( .....And here I bet nobody's even seen that episode of Wondershowzen
I used to be the most perfet child in the world. Then I hit 18. Now I'm the most perfect llama(don't ask)
I used to be the most perfet child in the world. Then I hit 18. Now I'm the most perfect llama(don't ask)
You quite literally made me choke. How do you expect us not to ask? And how do you manage to spell so well typing with hooves?
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 22:03
I used to be the most perfet child in the world. Then I hit 18. Now I'm the most perfect llama(don't ask)
Geez, and I thought the average puberty was awkward....yours must've been HILARIOUS. I mean, from an outside point of view.
You quite literally made me choke. How do you expect us not to ask? And how do you manage to spell so well typing with hooves?
Who said I type with my hooves?
I have huge keys. Yours are finger sized, mine are hoof sized.
ConscribedComradeship
11-05-2006, 22:05
You quite literally made me choke. How do you expect us not to ask? And how do you manage to spell so well typing with hooves?
http://www.ridgeviewstables.com/images/typing_horse.gif
I appreciate that this is not a llama, but you get the idea.
Francis Street
11-05-2006, 22:05
The road to Racism was a mistake that I made, that I will never forgive myself for making.
If this road to racism only ever involved some internet ranting, it's forgivable.
You quite literally made me choke. How do you expect us not to ask? And how do you manage to spell so well typing with hooves?
a keyboard where the letters are large like the dance pad for Dance-Dance Revolution.
now watching Ifreann type on that... :D
Simonist']Geez, and I thought the average puberty was awkward....yours must've been HILARIOUS. I mean, from an outside point of view.
Ya. Twas a bit odd. Though at least I never had to cut myself shaving.
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 22:06
I used to be the most perfet child in the world. Then I hit 18. Now I'm the most perfect llama(don't ask)
I knew it! You're that guy from the Emperors New Groove, aren't you.
I knew it! You're that guy from the Emperors New Groove, aren't you.
The what now?
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 22:12
The what now?
Some guy got turned into a llama. It's a disney cartoon.
Vittos Ordination2
11-05-2006, 22:12
I'm telling you. Don't post what he says on here. You're going to get in trouble. The poster was just kidding and a man. I'm quite certain he didn't have a child by Kahta.
Fuck, there goes my settlement.
Thanks Jocabia.
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 22:25
Please keep this on topic.
The Nazz
11-05-2006, 22:28
Please keep this on topic.
Trust us. You don't want this on topic. That will only lead to trouble.
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 22:28
Please keep this on topic.
You actually want us to keep on a topic that was, at it's core, inherently against forum rules from the very first post?
....That's ballsy.
Some guy got turned into a llama. It's a disney cartoon.
I'm gonna sue disney. Those bastards.
Please keep this on topic.
Your topic is against the rules. I'm getting as much llama related fun as possible out of it before the lock.
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 22:30
Your topic is against the rules. I'm getting as much llama related fun as possible out of it before the lock.
Beat you to that point. And you just single-handedly implicated ALL of us in your "IBTL" scam. I always knew, Ifreann, if anybody was gonna take me down for my first offense, I always KNEW it was gonna be you.
Feathersonian America
11-05-2006, 22:33
Then you better get punished for spamming an apology.
Upper Botswavia
11-05-2006, 22:36
*snip*
The path they are going down is one filled with hate, and in the future, a prison cell shared with a black inmate named bubba.
*snip*
Am I the only one bothered by this sentence in a letter supposedly apologizing for racist attitudes?
Ah well. So, tell me more about llamas!
Then you better get punished for spamming an apology.
In every thread that's not supposed to be here, the fact that people tend to play in it a little before it disappears just seems to be frowned upon but accepted. It's like playing in an open fire hydrant, I guess. You're not allowed to open it, but if it just happens to be open...
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 22:37
Then you better get punished for spamming an apology.
Oh, you're so new it's cute.
What's likely to happen is it'll either get closed or, considering the two and a half pages of spam, actually moved to spam. In all my time on the forums, and in my considerable experience moderating other forums, I've never experienced that a situation as simple as this would actually result in us being warned for "spamming an apology".
Am I the only one bothered by this sentence in a letter supposedly apologizing for racist attitudes?
Ah well. So, tell me more about llamas!
I think it was supposed to be a play on how interesting it will be when they end up in prison where they will inevitably meet people who won't be too supportive of their attitudes.
Vittos Ordination2
11-05-2006, 22:39
Then you better get punished for spamming an apology.
That is a post that only Kahta would make. This friend business stinks.
I say let him come back, but I don't believe racism is the primary reason he was booted in the first place.
Then you better get punished for spamming an apology.
Em, no. The thread will just get locked an we'll all go on with our lives.
Upper Botswavia
11-05-2006, 22:43
I think it was supposed to be a play on how interesting it will be when they end up in prison where they will inevitably meet people who won't be too supportive of their attitudes.
Oh, I got that! It just seemed to me an awfully clumsy way to do it, in context. If you want an apology to be taken seriously (and apparently at least Feathersonian does) you might better behave seriously in it? (But really, I was half joking myself in pointing it out).
Not that it matters... considering I think everybody is right about this being a blatant violation of forum ban anyway.
In every thread that's not supposed to be here, the fact that people tend to play in it a little before it disappears just seems to be frowned upon but accepted. It's like playing in an open fire hydrant, I guess. You're not allowed to open it, but if it just happens to be open...
Teeheehee, the thread is very wet.
Upper Botswavia
11-05-2006, 22:46
Teeheehee, the thread is very wet.
So... does wet llama smell anything like wet dog?
[NS]Simonist
11-05-2006, 22:46
Teeheehee, the thread is very wet.
:eek:
If you just opened this up to ALL the wrong roads for this thread to go down, I fear I can never forgive you....and I'll have to bow out with a graceful "Honey, I have a headache".
So... does wet llama smell anything like wet dog?
No it's the other way around. Wet dog smells like wet llama. But in Soviet Russia llama smells wet you!
Tactical Grace
11-05-2006, 22:54
I was wrong and had been heavily influenced by the racist and fascist members of the game, and I have since realized that listening to them was one of the biggest mistakes I ever made. The path they are going down is one filled with hate, and in the future, a prison cell shared with a black inmate named bubba. :D The road to Racism was a mistake that I made, that I will never forgive myself for making.
Trolling from behind a ban? Wow. Way to score points. :rolleyes: