Who would win Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:18
That's right folks its the ultimate battle for everything! Norris V Hasselhoff! Who Will Win? You Decide!
http://membres.lycos.fr/christophepons/_borders/chuck_norris.jpg VS.http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/david-hasselhoff.jpg
I personally choose Chuck Norris, as a practicing member of Chuckianity.
so fellow NSers please appease my boredom....who will win?!?!?!?
poll coming.....
Drunk commies deleted
11-05-2006, 20:22
Neither. Pee Wee Herman shows up and kicks both their asses.
http://i2.tinypic.com/xptqa9.jpg
The Nazz
11-05-2006, 20:24
I see what you're up to--you want me to break out the all-powerful Hasselhoff image again, the one that causes brain damage and hallucinations. Well, I won't do it (not until the second page, anyway). :D
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:25
I see what you're up to--you want me to break out the all-powerful Hasselhoff image again, the one that causes brain damage and hallucinations. Well, I won't do it (not until the second page, anyway). :D
Your IBS inducing hasselhoff pics do not scare me nazz:p
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:26
Neither. Pee Wee Herman shows up and kicks both their asses.
http://i2.tinypic.com/xptqa9.jpg
Pee Wee was to fight the victor of this bout. No need jumpin in the fight now.
Desperate Measures
11-05-2006, 20:28
Are cars involved in the fight?
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:29
Are cars involved in the fight?
this is anything goes melee. cars, weapons, alcohol, and drugs. whatever the hell it is it's in the fight.
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:31
I say chuck norris, but later on i believe woody woodpecker will kick his ass :D
Desperate Measures
11-05-2006, 20:32
this is anything goes melee. cars, weapons, alcohol, and drugs. whatever the hell it is it's in the fight.
David Hasselhoff and his computer car.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:33
I say chuck norris, but later on i believe woody woodpecker will kick his ass :D
cannot be so sure, woodys been all suicidal since his shows been cancelled
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Wackybye01.jpg/250px-Wackybye01.jpg
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:33
David Hasselhoff and his computer car.
KITT, Knight Industries Two Thousand. :D
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:34
cannot be so sure, woodys been all suicidal since his shows been cancelled
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Wackybye01.jpg/250px-Wackybye01.jpg
Hence the desire to take others with him!!
Desperate Measures
11-05-2006, 20:34
KITT, Knight Industries Two Thousand. :D
I had no idea that is what KITT stood for. God, I loved that show as a child.
The UN abassadorship
11-05-2006, 20:36
Jack Bauer
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:36
Hence the desire to take others with him!!
well he will be in one of the later rounds of the ultimate battle......
KITT, Knight Industries Two Thousand. :D
I forgot that is what that meant, been forever since i've seen the show
The Nazz
11-05-2006, 20:37
Jack Bauer
Bender would so kick his ass.
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:38
That's right folks its the ultimate battle for everything! Norris V Hasselhoff! Who Will Win? You Decide!
well he will be in one of the later rounds of the ultimate battle......
So i thought chuck vs Hasselhoff was the ultimate battle... so erm there are more rounds to the ultimate battle, if so how can it be called the ultimate battle?
@DM, i loved it too... im only 16... still a good show. :D
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:38
Bender would so kick his ass.
Bender would kick anyones ass hence why I left him out of this, only to be fair.
The Nazz
11-05-2006, 20:39
Your IBS inducing hasselhoff pics do not scare me nazz:p
You may not fear me, but you must fear the Hasselhoff.
http://brian-spears.com/hasselhoff.gif
Don't even ask me where I found that--it's been seared from my brain.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:40
You may not fear me, but you must fear the Hasselhoff.
http://brian-spears.com/hasselhoff.gif
Don't even ask me where I found that--it's been seared from my brain.
this picture cannot stop the inevitable, no matter how many times you post it!
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:41
Still on the first page for me *whistles* :p
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:48
already i notice a suprising fred savage support turnout.
Desperate Measures
11-05-2006, 20:51
So i thought chuck vs Hasselhoff was the ultimate battle... so erm there are more rounds to the ultimate battle, if so how can it be called the ultimate battle?
@DM, i loved it too... im only 16... still a good show. :D
I had the toy car and action figure! The car talked when you pressed its license plate. But there were never any other figures from the show to play with which was disappointing. It was odd to play He-Man with David Hasselhoff.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:52
So i thought chuck vs Hasselhoff was the ultimate battle... so erm there are more rounds to the ultimate battle, if so how can it be called the ultimate battle?
because im alone and extremely bored at work staring at this puter screen all day so anything is ultimate to me right now.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:53
I had the toy car and action figure! The car talked when you pressed its license plate. But there were never any other figures from the show to play with which was disappointing. It was odd to play He-Man with David Hasselhoff.
I had the knight rider car and the chuck norris car with the sword thing that flipped out the front.
good times they were.
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 20:56
because im alone and extremely bored at work staring at this puter screen all day so anything is ultimate to me right now.
So if you saw a bee and a wasp fighting that would be ultimate to you?? (it would to me, i have never seen a wasp fight a bee...)
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 20:57
So if you saw a bee and a wasp fighting that would be ultimate to you?? (it would to me, i have never seen a wasp fight a bee...)
i have seen a wasp fight a bee. its a sight. we used to have bee fights back in summer camp. and yes at this moment while im on the brink of insanity it would be the ultimate.
Desperate Measures
11-05-2006, 21:01
I had the knight rider car and the chuck norris car with the sword thing that flipped out the front.
good times they were.
NOBODY TOLD ME HE HAD A SWORD CAR!
http://www.thetoypeddler.com/photobud/329879.jpg
KITT can drive through concrete walls like butter, though.
I don't know... I just don't know.
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 21:04
i have seen a wasp fight a bee. its a sight. we used to have bee fights back in summer camp. and yes at this moment while im on the brink of insanity it would be the ultimate.
I now want to see a bee fight a wasp. Ever seen hornets fight, i reckon a mighty big hornet could even get woody woodpecker!!
Here we go again, with Hasselhoffs greatest hits:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg
Looking for Freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cejq10jZ0kQ&search=David%20Hasselhoff%20looking%20for%20freedom)
Hooked On A Feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI&search=David%20Hasselhoff)
Chuck Norris may have the strength, but The Hoff has oh so much more :p
Eutrusca
11-05-2006, 21:29
"Who would win Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris"
Vin Diesel! :D
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 21:37
I now want to see a bee fight a wasp. Ever seen hornets fight, i reckon a mighty big hornet could even get woody woodpecker!!
well what we used to do was leave a plastic bottle with some soda in it by a hive or whatever and wait till a couple of bees climb in quickly close the cap, shake the bottle, and enjoy the fight.
wasp climbed in with a bee once and thats how i got to see a wasp fight a bee, the bee won suprisingly
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 21:38
NOBODY TOLD ME HE HAD A SWORD CAR!
http://www.thetoypeddler.com/photobud/329879.jpg
KITT can drive through concrete walls like butter, though.
I don't know... I just don't know.
that was the exact chuck norris car i had too, not even kitt could stand to it.
Chuck Norris has already won.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 21:57
Chuck Norris has already won.
Hail the great Chuck'thulu!
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 22:16
Here we go again, with Hasselhoffs greatest hits:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg
Why? Why must you post that image? It's even worse than Nazz's!
*implodes*
The Nazz
11-05-2006, 22:24
Why? Why must you post that image? It's even worse than Nazz's!
*implodes*
Are you mad? Nothing is worse than my image. :D
Why? Why must you post that image? It's even worse than Nazz's!
*implodes*
Am I the only one who wants to know whose idea it was to put a dog on David Hasselhoffs crotch?
I want to know who keeps wanting to photograph him nearly naked? And what kind of dumbass wears a leather jacket with a speedo? Fonzi?
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 22:29
Am I the only one who wants to know whose idea it was to put a dog on David Hasselhoffs crotch?
I belive Interpol is after them.
German Nightmare
11-05-2006, 22:52
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/kitt-smiley-front.gif
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/~acorn/kr/audio/themes/Season1.mp3
Why? Why must you post that image? It's even worse than Nazz's!
*implodes*
Well... Because it makes people implode? :D
I want to know who keeps wanting to photograph him nearly naked?
There are people who think of him as the manliest hunk of man-meat they've ever seen... I mean, just look at the size of his buoy! :p
http://www.dhasselhoff.net/bwdhauto.jpg
I belive Interpol is after them.
I should hope so.
LaLaland0
11-05-2006, 23:48
Is this even a serious question?
Chuck Norris, no contest!
Minoriteeburg
12-05-2006, 01:26
Are you mad? Nothing is worse than my image. :D
That is for certain.
Dinaverg
12-05-2006, 01:54
Mr. T
Evil Barstards
12-05-2006, 05:23
I would. Id Muay Thai all their arses
LaLaland0
12-05-2006, 05:25
I would. Id Muay Thai all their arses
No chance, for you see you're already dead. You didn't know it until right now, but Chuck Norris is standing right behind you.:D
Monkeypimp
12-05-2006, 05:33
Although chuck might be able to beat him in a fight, I still go down with my undying support for the Hoff.
Gauthier
12-05-2006, 06:41
THWACK!!
And Hasselhoff gets a Turbo Boost his car could never give... to the moon.
Need more be said... or done?
:D
INO Valley
12-05-2006, 07:01
Jack Bauer
Took the words right out of my mouth, mate.
Samuel Jackson of course!
Peisandros
12-05-2006, 08:22
Hasselhoff is a fuckin' tosser. God what a fucker.
Chuck easily.
Minoriteeburg
12-05-2006, 15:05
Samuel Jackson of course!
They cant beat my ass or my beer bitch!
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/67650914.jpg