NationStates Jolt Archive


If an alien came to your door....

Shawhnyae
11-05-2006, 18:57
If an alein came to your door one day and asked you to kick him, what would you do?
Gargantua City State
11-05-2006, 18:59
Probably ask him why... if he refused to answer, and just continued to repeat his request, I suppose I'd kick him. Maybe it's good for him or something, I dunno.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 19:00
I'd kick him a bunch of times and steal it's wallet and ship and then go on a beer run.
Khadgar
11-05-2006, 19:03
Sure thing, in return for being taken off this fucked up rock.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-05-2006, 19:09
I would definitely want to know what's in it for me.

If I like his offer, I kick him. :)
Drunk commies deleted
11-05-2006, 19:10
If an alein came to your door one day and asked you to kick him, what would you do?
Tell him I don't speak Spanish and shut the door.
Steel and Fire
11-05-2006, 19:10
I'd send him back to Mexico where he belongs. ;)

Seriously, probably shrug, kick him (hard enough that he wouldn't be able to respond), steal his ray gun and spaceship, and blast off. I've always wanted to visit $RANDOM_PLANET.
Gravlen
11-05-2006, 19:15
If an alein came to your door one day and asked you to kick him, what would you do?
So... Which alien have visited you resently?
Not bad
11-05-2006, 19:15
Depends on whether he had a unicorn the easter bunny and santa claus with him or not
Silly English KNIGHTS
11-05-2006, 19:16
I'd ask to see his green card, and if he admitted he was here illegally call INS, who, of course, would probably not do anything. So then I'd have to call some minutemen.
Anadyr Islands
11-05-2006, 19:17
Um,probably ask him why first.Then,if it doesn't involve a horrible reaction involving hydrochloric acid spilling on me or anything like that,I guess I'd do it.
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 19:17
Steal his lightsaber.
And demand he stop making those damn crop circles.

EDIT: Or at least make them in funny shapes - think of the possibilities!