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Man attempts to style his gf's hair in her sleep.......with a drill

Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:45
Girlfriend is 'scalped'
Man uses drill as hair styler

EDMONTON -- A "cowardly" Edmonton man who "scalped" his sleeping girlfriend while using a power drill to style her hair avoided being sent to the slammer yesterday.

Shee Theng, 30, was handed a nine-month conditional sentence to be served in the community and eight months of probation on his assault with a weapon conviction.

"You're like a shadow on the wall," said provincial court Judge Shelagh Creagh, referring to his detailed evasiveness in a pre-sentence report and psychiatric assessment.

Creagh called the assault a "fundamental breach of trust," however she said she was going to take a chance on Theng because it was his first criminal conviction.

Crown prosecutor Christian Lim had sought a jail term, calling the Dec. 29, 2004 assault an "egregious, deplorable and cowardly attack on an innocent, helpless victim," whom he described as a "Sleeping Beauty."


'THIS MAN NEEDS HELP'

Lim told court the attack was a "scalping" which resulted in the woman bleeding and losing clumps of hair.

"When one is sleeping, they shouldn't have to worry about being attacked with a power drill," said Lim. "This man needs help."

Court heard Theng was living with then-girlfriend, Janine Rose, 25, in the basement of his parent's home at the time of the assault.

After returning from a bar, Rose went to sleep and Theng went to smoke some cigarettes "that made him feel good."

He then attached either a Barbie doll brush or a pet brush to a power drill and used it to style Rose's hair because he had seen something similar on an infomercial.

Court heard the attachment caught in Rose's hair and pulled out a clump, leaving her bleeding, screaming and terrified while Theng took off. Court also heard Theng knew it was a dangerous idea because he had earlier scalped himself the same way.

Defence lawyer Ron Morin told court Theng never meant to hurt Rose and "wanted to just brush her hair," but conceded he used "very bad judgment" to use a power tool.

Theng was placed under house arrest for the first five months of his sentence and a nightly curfew for the balance. He must also do 70 hours of community service and take treatment for domestic violence and gambling, drug and alcohol abuse.

The judge also banned him from using power tools except at work or if approved by his sentence supervisor. Theng was also slapped with a no-contact order with Rose.

http://www.winnipegsun.ca/News/Canada/2006/05/11/1574242-sun.html



Darwin award anyone? Sorry I read this and just couldn't resist.
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 16:47
Darwin Award? What for?

Weird story though, it almost sounded as if he was not quite up to speed, mentally. At least thats how the article felt.
Bodies Without Organs
11-05-2006, 16:48
Darwin award anyone? Sorry I read this and just couldn't resist.

I must have missed the bit about someone getting removed from the gene pool here.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:54
Darwin Award? What for?
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"Court heard the attachment caught in Rose's hair and pulled out a clump, leaving her bleeding, screaming and terrified while Theng took off. Court also heard Theng knew it was a dangerous idea because he had earlier scalped himself the same way.
"
IL Ruffino
11-05-2006, 16:55
Does he take credit cards?

*looks in mirror*
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:57
Does he take credit cards?

*looks in mirror*

If you have a credit card you might as well buy all the parts for the styler.
Bodies Without Organs
11-05-2006, 16:57
"Court heard the attachment caught in Rose's hair and pulled out a clump, leaving her bleeding, screaming and terrified while Theng took off. Court also heard Theng knew it was a dangerous idea because he had earlier scalped himself the same way.
"

Hands up if you think Minoriteeburg has missed the entire point of the Darwin awards.

*raises hand *
Argesia
11-05-2006, 16:58
Hands up if you think Minoriteeburg has missed the entire point of the Darwin awards.

*raises hand *

*raises hand*
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:00
Hands up if you think Minoriteeburg has missed the entire point of the Darwin awards.

*raises hand *


eh missing the point is the theme of my life.
IL Ruffino
11-05-2006, 17:02
If you have a credit card you might as well buy all the parts for the styler.
But I want him to do it :(
Laerod
11-05-2006, 17:02
Darwin Award? What for?He removed himself from the gene pool. No woman is going to do anything that involves the word "sleep" anywhere near him from now on... :p
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:05
But I want him to do it :(

I think his payment would be those "cigarettes 'that made him feel good.'
Carnivorous Lickers
11-05-2006, 17:06
I'm also thinking this guy has some diminished mental capacity, or he does indeed have an alcohol problem.

Literally a "rude awakening" for girlfriend and whomever else was in the house.

I want to know what similar thing he saw on an infomercial ?
Argesia
11-05-2006, 17:08
Btw, just out of curiosity, how does Canada (or the province) feel about cigarettes that make Theng feel good? What are the laws over there?
Turquoise Days
11-05-2006, 17:09
He removed himself from the gene pool. No woman is going to do anything that involves the word "sleep" anywhere near him from now on... :p
Like anyone could sleep with a drill going next to their head.:p
Cheese penguins
11-05-2006, 17:12
eh missing the point is the theme of my life.
To get a darwin award you must die.. i believe. :)
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:13
To get a darwin award you must die.. i believe. :)


well he'll die eventually when he tries it again right? :rolleyes: :p
Soviet Haaregrad
11-05-2006, 17:14
I hope he uses it on his pubes next, then he can get a Darwin Award.
IL Ruffino
11-05-2006, 17:16
I think his payment would be those "cigarettes 'that made him feel good.'
Hm, I will get "these cigarettes".
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:21
I hope he uses it on his pubes next, then he can get a Darwin Award.


sounds like that will get messy
Antikythera
11-05-2006, 17:47
this cant be real
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:48
this cant be real

oh it sure is.
The Gate Builders
11-05-2006, 17:51
Who styles their pubes?
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:52
Who styles their pubes?

I guess some people will do anything to feel sexy?

I personally am going for the cornrow look.
Antikythera
11-05-2006, 17:53
oh it sure is.
its to bizarre
Lunatic Goofballs
11-05-2006, 17:53
To get a darwin award you must die.. i believe. :)

You have to be removd from the genepool. The easy way is dying, but I remember one Darwin Award story about a dumbass who was fooling around with a golfball washer and got his testicles caught. Then he fell off the washer(he was crouching on top of it). He fell to the ground, the testicles stayed in the washer. :eek:

That could very easily have been me. :(
Kali Medha
11-05-2006, 18:00
I think he could still get an honorable mention on the darwin awards page. This is what the page says

The stupidity displayed by the participants
in the following tales stops short of the ultimate
sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 18:02
You have to be removd from the genepool. The easy way is dying, but I remember one Darwin Award story about a dumbass who was fooling around with a golfball washer and got his testicles caught. Then he fell off the washer(he was crouching on top of it). He fell to the ground, the testicles stayed in the washer. :eek:

That could very easily have been me. :(


well at least his balls stayed clean as they were ripped off.