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if you had the coice between 4 arms or 4 feet, which would you pick?

Shawhnyae
11-05-2006, 15:50
if you had a choice to pick wether you could have four arms, or four legs, which one would you choose:confused: ?



< i would choose 4 arms>
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 15:51
what about four penises?
Upper Botswavia
11-05-2006, 15:52
I would take 48 inches.

Just don't ask what I would DO with them.

:p
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 15:52
If you had a choice between four arms or four feet which would you choose?

Four feet of what?
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 15:53
if you had a choice to pick wether you could have four arms, or four legs, which one would you choose ?

Are they attached to my body?
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 15:54
this really isnt a very detailed scenario.
Shawhnyae
11-05-2006, 15:56
this is not really what i hoped it would turn out to be.....(four penises?!?!)(of course they are attatched to your body)(not feet as in measurements but as it legs and stuff)
Kryozerkia
11-05-2006, 15:56
I'd take four arms, it seems practical. :D Plus then my boyfriend (or as my mother likes to call him, "her son-in-law"), would be utterly defenseless when I try and tickle him senseless!
Suidae Verrucas
11-05-2006, 15:56
I wouldn't care which I had, but I'd take the extra limbs and beat you over the head until you learned how to spell.
Argesia
11-05-2006, 15:57
I'd pick four legs. They seem meatier.
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 15:59
of course they are attatched to your body

So attached as in under my control, or attached as in someone just stitched them on when I was sleeping? Or like, was there an explosion in the super glue factory and I just ended up with these extra parts stuck to me?
Yossarian Lives
11-05-2006, 15:59
Is this an additional two of either legs or arms, or still four limbs but all of them either legs or arms?
Palaios
11-05-2006, 16:00
I'd take four arms, it seems practical. :D Plus then my boyfriend (or as my mother likes to call him, "her son-in-law"), would be utterly defenseless when I try and tickle him senseless!

good one :D totally agree: four arms
Shawhnyae
11-05-2006, 16:00
additional two!!!!
Skibereen
11-05-2006, 16:01
Four Arms. Obviously.

I would become a professional boxer.
Peveski
11-05-2006, 16:17
4 arms... that could actually be useful, while 4 legs would just get in the way of each other all the time.
Drunk commies deleted
11-05-2006, 16:20
I'd take the four arms and try to pass myself off as a Hindu god to gullible sexy women and gullible rich folks. "God needs donations of Pussy and Cash in order to bring you enlightenment."
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:23
I'd take the four arms and try to pass myself off as a Hindu god to gullible sexy women and gullible rich folks. "God needs donations of Pussy and Cash in order to bring you enlightenment."


"Come on, face down and ass up ladies, destiny awaits thee"
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 16:33
I would take four arms, but I would always use one arm to control a fake head and tell everyone I'm Zaphod Breeblebrox.
The Gate Builders
11-05-2006, 16:34
Four arms. I'd then become either the ultimate drive-by killer (I could drive AND fire two Mac-10s at my victims) or a crazy hermit who assaults people in the forest.
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 16:36
Four arms. I'd then become either the ultimate drive-by killer (I could drive AND fire two Mac-10s at my victims) or a crazy hermit who assaults people in the forest.

I admire this. Not many people would have the strength of character to use the gift of four arms to become a throw away character from a bad comic book.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:38
I admire this. Not many people would have the strength of character to use the gift of four arms to become a throw away character in a bad comic book.


Well I guess someone has to do it right. Every group of heroes needs its aqua man.
Brains in Tanks
11-05-2006, 16:42
Well I guess someone has to do it right. Every group of heroes needs its aqua man.

Oh Christ! Aqua-man is still locked in my basement! I forgot all about him.

(My cunning death trap consists of an unplugged blender at the top of the stairs. He still hasn't figured out how to get past it yet.)
The Gate Builders
11-05-2006, 16:42
:(

Drive-by-hermitman dislikes this talk of 'throw-away characters'.
Mike-o-land
11-05-2006, 16:58
Every ones saying arms but Id take the legs think of how fast you could run and how high you could jump it would rock And then youd never have to wear pants becuase none of them would fit. But I guess it depens in which manner the legs where attached Id go for a ceanatur kinda hook up.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 16:58
Oh Christ! Aqua-man is still locked in my basement! I forgot all about him.

(My cunning death trap consists of an unplugged blender at the top of the stairs. He still hasn't figured out how to get past it yet.)

Plug in the blender and see what happens. and take pictures too.
Coimimeadh
11-05-2006, 17:01
4 arms.
i could wield 4 lightsabers at the same time.
Romanar
11-05-2006, 17:15
With 4 arms, I could drive, talk on my cellphone, and eat a McBarf burger at the same time. :D
Amaralandia
11-05-2006, 17:28
Every ones saying arms but Id take the legs think of how fast you could run and how high you could jump it would rock And then youd never have to wear pants becuase none of them would fit. But I guess it depens in which manner the legs where attached Id go for a ceanatur kinda hook up.

Oooookaaay..

I would pick 4 arms, definily. Even if they couldnt be that useful, at least i would look like a Mortal Kombat character..
...and able to scare little cats.
Letila
11-05-2006, 17:33
Four arms. I could type twice as much, climb trees effortlessly, and so on. What would I do with 4 legs?
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 17:34
Four arms. I could type twice as much, climb trees effortlessly, and so on. What would I do with 4 legs?

i guess you would walk funny , or kick someone in the nuts 4 times.....wouldn't be much room for things in between either.
German Nightmare
11-05-2006, 18:30
Four arms as long as they are fully functional (and I get my clothes retailored to fit the new me).

Man, it'd be awesome. With four arms, life might be easier:

2 hands for the newspaper, one for the coffee and the fourth for the toast.

relax with 2 hands behind your head while typing on NS

1 word: KungFu :D

Play the piano? Or the drums?

etc.

Yes, I've given the 4 arms concept a lot of thought.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 18:33
with 4 arms you could play some wicked skeeball
Janonia
11-05-2006, 18:41
I pick hamburger C: four BOOBS.

Think of all the free stuff!
The Coral Islands
11-05-2006, 18:41
If I woke up tomorrow in a Kafkaesque state with a six-appendage anatomy like that of an insect I would probably use the extra intermediary ones as hands. It is odd, since I have always like the idea of centaurs, but I think more hands would be more useful. Coordinating all four might be a problem, though; sometimes even my right hand does not know what my left is doing.
Minoriteeburg
11-05-2006, 18:42
I pick hamburger C: four BOOBS.

Think of all the free stuff!


nobody ever goes for the superboob.
Pure Metal
11-05-2006, 18:52
if you had a choice to pick wether you could have four arms, or four legs, which one would you choose:confused: ?



< i would choose 4 arms>
4 arms. no question.

just think what you could do with 4 hands... ;)
Steel and Fire
11-05-2006, 18:56
Four hands.

I could knock out annoying neighbours who complain about me while playing Op. 111 at midnight.
Dogburg II
11-05-2006, 21:43
I'd use my four arms to beat Yngwie Malmsteen in a guitar solo competition and become the world's most prestigious musical virtuoso in history.
America of Tomorrow
11-05-2006, 21:44
4 arms, please =)

Total, right? Not 4 additional arms... making 6... Yikes.
JuNii
11-05-2006, 21:54
wait, so it's four arms/legs but you keep the two legs/arms you originally had right?

so it's not removing of two legs to be replaced by two arms. and vice versa...

if so, then I would go for for arms.
Whithy Windle
11-05-2006, 22:02
Jesus, thats confusing! Id go for BOTH!
:)
:confused:
:eek:
:confused:
MrWho
11-05-2006, 22:25
Definitely 4 arms, could do homework and be on the computer at the same time.

I just can't imagine going to the bathroom with 4 legs:confused:
Francis Street
11-05-2006, 23:11
Four arms! I've always wanted opposable toes!
Divine Imaginary Fluff
12-05-2006, 14:01
Four arms; I could type with three hands while using the mouse with the fourth.
Brains in Tanks
12-05-2006, 14:38
Drive by hermitman dislikes this talk of throw-away characters.

Talk to the hand.

Better yet, talk to all four of them!
Kanabia
12-05-2006, 14:40
Four arms. I'd then become either the ultimate drive-by killer (I could drive AND fire two Mac-10s at my victims) or a crazy hermit who assaults people in the forest.

It'd be kinda hard to...you know, accelerate and stuff, wouldn't it?
German Nightmare
12-05-2006, 15:51
Here's another two things I've found on the web:

A painting by Magritte:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Magritte-SelfportraitwithfourArms.jpg
"Selfportrait with Four Arms"

And what if Lisa had four arms:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IfLisaHadFourArms.gif
I V Stalin
12-05-2006, 16:16
It'd be kinda hard to...you know, accelerate and stuff, wouldn't it?
What do you use your feet for when driving?

I'd go for 4 arms. Just so I could eat and hit people at the same time (and believe me, in my house, that would be useful).
Minoriteeburg
12-05-2006, 16:20
What do you use your feet for when driving?

I'd go for 4 arms. Just so I could eat and hit people at the same time (and believe me, in my house, that would be useful).


also with 4 legs leaves not much room for things in between. ;)
Fangmania
12-05-2006, 16:24
I'd just go for fourskins...