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A question to the other weed smokers out there-

How do you like your joints?

What kind of weed?
With tobacco? If so what kind?
Roach? Roach clips? Nothing?
Blimp shaped or coned?
What skins? How many?
Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating?

Me, I go for a silver king size rizla to start with, make a 'W' roach out of green card/art paper/ anything i can get my hands on. Then, I put on a layer of Drum Gold (my preferred brand), a nice fat layer of good giggly skunk (with any luck with a nice monged out finish) and a top layer of baccy. I always leave a buffer (little bit of baccy just near the roach so you dont get hot lips when you're toking skunk) and cone the spliff, before giving the end 3 twists.

Mmmmmm tasty.

Non-arthritic...

Afghani Sativas or BC Indicas preferred.

I use a pipe. No additives.

Afghani Sativas or BC Indicas preferred.

I use a pipe. No additives.

The hallmarks of a wisened old school stoner

To not come up on tox screens, which, alas, means they remain elusive...

The hallmarks of a wisened old school stoner

Well I say enjoy it pure.

Although, I've tried a vaporiser and I must say that's a nice way to get high.

Well I say enjoy it pure.

Although, I've tried a vaporiser and I must say that's a nice way to get high.

Theres not too many bad ways to get high with weed.

Theres not too many bad ways to get high with weed.

Truth!

Truth!

It's weird. Apparantly a lot of people vary between different types of hash and skunk to get a good mix. At my school theres nothing but skunk available. Hope it doesn't give us the REEFER MADNESS

Joints are the most inefficient way of smoking. Use a gravity bong.

Regine special or super skunk are my preferred weeds, roll em up in a nice long thin paper, with some tabacco for ease of smokin (davidoff, since i smoke that brand). Nice and long and thin, no whale-size-joints for me :)

(now wheres that stoned smiley when you need it)

Zammal with a sprinke of kif for a kick ass stone rolled in a hemp paper ...Pure Heaven.

Zammal with a sprinke of kif for a kick ass stone rolled in a hemp paper ...Pure Heaven.

Ahhhh ... natural. Me likey.

Ahhhh ... natural. Me likey.
I am impressed ,Not too many people know what zammal even is..

I prefer bongs. Failing that a pipe is nice. Blunts are less conspicious then joints in public, so really, I don't think I ever smoke joints.

vaporiser. great!!
no other stuff in my hashish!!
hell yeah, a good high and seeing the whole spectre of colours flying by, man, a way to spend the day like no other.

I prefer bongs. Failing that a pipe is nice. Blunts are less conspicious then joints in public, so really, I don't think I ever smoke joints.

But joints are class! They just look so class, they're a nice chilled way to smoke the weed and can be incredibly sociable when it's getting passing around

But joints are class! They just look so class, they're a nice chilled way to smoke the weed and can be incredibly sociable when it's getting passing around

Nothing is more sociable then a hookah. ;)

I personally enjoy a nice gigantic blunt, pure skunk, or with hash mixed in. Although I like every way of smoking marijuana that I have yet tried (no vaporisers or hookahs as yet, sadly).

Another of my favorites is some ghetto shit: Take an empty plastic water bottle and a safety pin (sterilized). Using sharp implement of choice, cut a medium to large hole in one side of the botle, low down. Spear a large piece of hashish on the needle. Ensure that the cap is screwed tightly on the water bottle. Light the hash on fire, then blow out the flame, leaving smoking embers. Stick it(on the needle) into the bottle, covering the hole as much as you can with your fingers. allow the bottle to fill with smoke. Uncap the bottle, hit it. Repeat.

Nothing is more sociable then a hookah. ;)

Agreed. Nothing like Hookah vibes.

Joints are cool, but if I have decent weed, I almost always smoke out of a pipe. However, decent weed has been harder to come by lately, so I've been smoking an above-average number of joints. I roll them pretty cylindrical, with hemp paper, and always put out the roach so I can put it in a bowl later.

As far as ghetto shit, lately I've played around with an inverted gravity bong (which should just be called a gravity bong, since what most people call a gravity bong has nothing to do with gravity).

Joints are cool, but if I have decent weed, I almost always smoke out of a pipe. However, decent weed has been harder to come by lately, so I've been smoking an above-average number of joints. I roll them pretty cylindrical, with hemp paper, and always put out the roach so I can put it in a bowl later.

As far as ghetto shit, lately I've played around with an inverted gravity bong (which should just be called a gravity bong, since what most people call a gravity bong has nothing to do with gravity).

What'd you make it out of?


Also, I'd like to know how many NSers have made some crazy-ass ghetto pipes/bongs/etc. out of various household items.I think its all the stoners.

Eh, I can never be arsed with elaborate homemade bongs. I just bust out a dalek or make a shotty bong.

Eh, I can never be arsed with elaborate homemade bongs. I just bust out a dalek or make a shotty bong.

I didn't mean elaborate, necessarily. I just meant crazy in terms of interesting/unusual materials used, etc.

I didn't mean elaborate, necessarily. I just meant crazy in terms of interesting/unusual materials used, etc.

Nope, just empty water bottles. Pretty simple.

Once made one out of a stress ball.

What'd you make it out of?




Nothing special, just an empty water bottle with a finger-sized hole burned into the bottom and the cap fitted with a slide. Put your finger over the hole, fill it with water, put some herb in the slide, hold a light to the weed and take your finger off the hole...as the water drains out, smoke comes in to replace it...pretty basic stuff.

weed: skunk. if i have the choice AK47 or Orange Buds
baccy: Drum
roach: rizla packet will do, though there's this sweet green card you can get which rolls better. roll it fairly tight so its probably no more than 3mm wide an opening.
skins: rizla kingskins please. i hate small small joints. can't do it myself but i prefer 2+ kings together, like a magic carpet (5) or... a tulip (fuck yeah! monged as fuck :p)

method: baccy first, grind and dust the green evenly (leaving that obligatory baccy filler before the roach), crumble some solid in if its about (adds some extra oomph to the high), roll into slug shape (i was never very good, and i haven't even smoked a J in almost a year now :eek: ) and enjoy *nods*


though i prefer our Shelly the Shisha Hookah :P
she was beautiful... http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/Image009.jpg :)

also used to love blunts, especially those flavoured bluntwraps... mmm mango was so the best! chocolate was nasty lol... (in my house i was the only one who could smoke a blunt and not cough my guts up (i had quite the reputation lol) so it was always an extra treat... would end up smoking twice as much as anyone else! :p)

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also used to love blunts, especially those flavoured bluntwraps... mmm mango was so the best! chocolate was nasty lol... (in my house i was the only one who could smoke a blunt and not cough my guts up (i had quite the reputation lol) so it was always an extra treat... would end up smoking twice as much as anyone else! :p)

Personally, I prefer peach or Honey flavored bluntwraps. I like most any wrap, though. And smoking blunts, I always cough like mad, but my asthma and shit like not being used to it means I cannot smoke any tobacco or tobacco product without coughing like a motherfucker.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10914594&postcount=18

from http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481417&page=2

To quote an old proverb:

Joints are junky
Bowls are better
Bongs are best

The Gas Mask is my preference

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10914594&postcount=18

hehehe :p

http://www.hlj.me.uk/cheech%20&%20chong%202%20wmv%202.wmv :D


Personally, I prefer peach or Honey flavored bluntwraps. I like most any wrap, though. And smoking blunts, I always cough like mad, but my asthma and shit like not being used to it means I cannot smoke any tobacco or tobacco product without coughing like a motherfucker.
hmm yeah thats exactly what my flatmate jimi was like (i feel your pain :()- well maybe not quite as bad (no asthma, but after a while smoking fags he'd start coughing up green and black shit :-S )

tis why we had the hookah - SO fucking smooth! :D (and you can get a proper lungful... and burn through an 8th in about half an hour lol... gets expensive! :p)

if you have a problem with the harshness of blunts you can make it a little smoother and slow burning with honey on the leaf, or pancake syrup if you are desparate.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m8iqpY-VqZ4

There ya go, PM! :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m8iqpY-VqZ4

There ya go, PM! :D
yay! that video has jay and silent bob in!!! :D :fluffle: :p


though it is a blatant ripoff of cheech & chong's nicecream *nods*

edit: wtf? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-N6Cwhoh_s)

A question to the other weed smokers out there-

How do you like your joints?

What kind of weed?
With tobacco? If so what kind?
Roach? Roach clips? Nothing?
Blimp shaped or coned?
What skins? How many?
Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating?

Me, I go for a silver king size rizla to start with, make a 'W' roach out of green card/art paper/ anything i can get my hands on. Then, I put on a layer of Drum Gold (my preferred brand), a nice fat layer of good giggly skunk (with any luck with a nice monged out finish) and a top layer of baccy. I always leave a buffer (little bit of baccy just near the roach so you dont get hot lips when you're toking skunk) and cone the spliff, before giving the end 3 twists.

Mmmmmm tasty.Wow. I don't think I understood over 1/3 of the words in that post. *celebrates innocence*

yay! that video has jay and silent bob in!!! :D :fluffle: :p


though it is a blatant ripoff of cheech & chong's nicecream *nods*

edit: wtf? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-N6Cwhoh_s)

Best sketch ever, especially when fucked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzyFvvH-qk&search=chappelle%20brady)

thin long paper, van nelle tobacco, a self-rolled filter (usually a bit of train-ticket), hashish/weed... When smoking hashish I put more tobacco in it, tastes better :)

I can't stand British crap, given up effectively

Ideally, Malawi gold, finely sifted - used to do that myself, very cathartic.

if I'm just chilling a nice thing medium sized one, sometimes mixed with tabacco but not my favourite.

If I want to get f****d, Malawi gold, mixed with cherry pipe tabbacco in a bong, through vodka (ideally) or peach scnapps in a "tent". Drink the vodka afterwards with ice and orange juice (Orange covers the slight chemical taste)

What kind of weed?
With tobacco? If so what kind?
Roach? Roach clips? Nothing?
Blimp shaped or coned?
What skins? How many?
Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating?

The best I can afford, usually, although the quality of "good" weed around here varies quite widely...from "fuckin 'a man" to "meh".

There's also been a lot of hash-oil around lately, which is rare, but welcome! :)

I NEVER mix tobacco with weed (and I'm a cigarette smoker!), why ruin the flavor of perfectly good pot??

We rarely use roaches, and usually when the joint starts to get too small to hold we'll just stick it in a glass one-hitter and hit it that way than bother with a roach clip.

Generally straight-ish joints, with a slight lean towards blimp-shaped.

Lately, we've been using American Spirit papers, since my friend got a whole bunch of them for free.

Order of Preference :D
Glass Pipe
Bong
Joint
OTHER***
Hookah
Blunt
Metal Pipe
Vaporizer (never tried)

*** Anyone ever tried knife-hits??? You take two metal butter knives, and stick the blades among the coils on a range set on high. Wait till the blades get hot, then carefully use the knives to pick up a small amount of weed and squeeze the blades together (unless you wait forever, the handles will still be cool to the touch).

Use a funnel, or a bottle with the bottom cut out of it, to catch the smoke as it rises, and just inhale like mad from the other end. If you can rig it up so that you can keep some ice in the bottle as well (poking some holes in the cut off bottom-piece of the bottle, and then jamming it back inside the wrong way works well, but water will drip out as you use it...kinda messy), then it cuts down on harshness.

A rather wasteful way to smoke...but some fucking AMAZING hits! :D

Personally, I prefer peach or Honey flavored bluntwraps.

Fuck that shit...just get some regular wraps and the glaze them lightly with real honey before smoking. Delicious! :)

The Gas Mask is my preference

FTW!!!

Joints are the most inefficient way of smoking. Use a gravity bong.



Actually, theres nothing LESS efficient.

While I admit freely that few things get you higher than gravity bongs, its really a waste of weed.
The reason you get so high, so quick, is from inhaling MASS amounts of thick yellow smoke, you dont really absorb it all, and then hack your fool head off.
Ive seen crackheads pass out from gravity bongs, let alone seasoned pot-heads.

They can be fun..but not really efficient.

My favorite is a simple averaged sized joint, in a power-hitter, so all you get is a nice steady stream of smoke.

I prefer Zig-Zag whites.

Nothing fancy.

Ive tried every way to consume the stuff short of suppositories (I'll pass, thanks.)

Hookahs are fun, but burn the weed like all hell.

Bongs of every shape, size and color.

I hate metal pipes, I dont care how cool you think it is, or escpecially if you made it yourself, it makes the weed taste like asshole.

Glass pipes/bongs or papers, thats it,I say,unless yer bakin' brownies.

I can't stand British crap, given up effectively

Ideally, Malawi gold, finely sifted - used to do that myself, very cathartic.

if I'm just chilling a nice thing medium sized one, sometimes mixed with tabacco but not my favourite.

If I want to get f****d, Malawi gold, mixed with cherry pipe tabbacco in a bong, through vodka (ideally) or peach scnapps in a "tent". Drink the vodka afterwards with ice and orange juice (Orange covers the slight chemical taste)

dude have you been to malawi? where you at the lake of stars festival? malawi gold is pretty good best of all its dirt cheap there? the only problem were the guys with machine guns giving me the fear.

anyways i love a good spliff, a little of the golden vag in a lightweight skin tight but not too tight, loaded with whatever green/brown a can get.

I have a question for people, to grind or not to grind?

I have a question for people, to grind or not to grind?
stupid question: grind! always (assuming one can find el grindero)

yeah i know, but i like slowly ripping a fresh bud apart in my fingers, its all part of the ritual.

yeah i know, but i like slowly ripping a fresh bud apart in my fingers, its all part of the ritual.
well yeah, you can rip it into the grinder :)
makes the grinding easier (every little helps when you're monged :p)

yay! that video has jay and silent bob in!!! :D :fluffle: :p


though it is a blatant ripoff of cheech & chong's nicecream *nods*

edit: wtf? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-N6Cwhoh_s)
Hahaha! That's funny. And Spock has some great accent :D

"Spock, knock it off!"

And I wouldn't call it a ripoff - it's an hommage! *nods wisely* Good you got the connection - but you must interpret it right :p

BTW, Dave Chapelle is a karazy mofu! I love that guy :D

Super skunk in a long OCB, with a handmade filter. As tobacco i use whatever is around, though i prefer Javanse Jongens mild.

dude have you been to malawi? where you at the lake of stars festival? malawi gold is pretty good best of all its dirt cheap there? the only problem were the guys with machine guns giving me the fear.

anyways i love a good spliff, a little of the golden vag in a lightweight skin tight but not too tight, loaded with whatever green/brown a can get.

I have a question for people, to grind or not to grind?

No, I grew up in Zimbabwe, we used to get toked (Stoned) on the dombas (Hills) outside Harare and listen to the hyenas and watch falling stars. I grew my own in the back garden until my father ran the lawn mower over it.

Update!

Just rolled a nice spliff with bob marley rolling papers (Pure hemp) and was incredibly smooth. Think I have a new fav. brand of skins!

Life isn't complete until you get a glass zong.

I declare this:

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A question to the other weed smokers out there-

How do you like your joints?

What kind of weed?
With tobacco? If so what kind?
Roach? Roach clips? Nothing?
Blimp shaped or coned?
What skins? How many?
Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating?

Me, I go for a silver king size rizla to start with, make a 'W' roach out of green card/art paper/ anything i can get my hands on. Then, I put on a layer of Drum Gold (my preferred brand), a nice fat layer of good giggly skunk (with any luck with a nice monged out finish) and a top layer of baccy. I always leave a buffer (little bit of baccy just near the roach so you dont get hot lips when you're toking skunk) and cone the spliff, before giving the end 3 twists.

Mmmmmm tasty.
Do you grow your own or buy your weed?

How do you make sure that you're buying weed ethically? I love weed but I am reluctant to buy it now because I am concerned about connections with drug gangs that commit violence against farmers and other civilians in the third world.

Do you grow your own or buy your weed?

How do you make sure that you're buying weed ethically? I love weed but I am reluctant to buy it now because I am concerned about connections with drug gangs that commit violence against farmers and other civilians in the third world.

I buy weed. I don't have the knowledge, resources, money, time or effort to grow my own.

You cannot buy weed ethically unless you know who grows it personally. Otherwise it is impossible to know. Which is a great reason for legalisation.

But then how many legal products are there from unethical industries? tobacco, shoes, burgers, etc. This is capitalism. Brutal aint it?

Vaporizers are quite simply the most revolutionary way of smoking pot ive seen ever. They are by far the most efficient, the only downsisde being is that they are too efficient. Smoking off the vaporizer invariably makes you alot more tired but its buzz is pretty intence. Oh nd the other huge plus...it doesnt make the room reek and there is no Cheech and Chong effect of billowing smoke. Its simple steam. The steam smells mildly of burnt popcorn. Doesnt even smell like pot burning at all and ZERO lingering clouds of haze.

How do you like your joints?

I like 'em just fine. Provided they're fat, long and straight.

What kind of weed?

With Indica, if at all possible. Failing that, an Indica/Sativa hybrid strain will do nicely.

With tobacco? If so what kind?

No tobacco - it stilts the flavour and adds too much tar.

Roach? Roach clips? Nothing?

Rolled fat & long, with a substantial, curlicued filter inserted in the near end. No need for roach clips then.

Blimp shaped or coned?

Fat, long, straight. Like a tailor-made cigarette on amphetamines.

What skins? How many?

I prefer using Big Bambu skins. They're large enough to accomodate Dobbsworld-sized numbers.

Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating?

I got a bong, I smoke it using creme de menthe in the chamber for a light, minty smoke. I'm not so big on blunts. I own a vaporizer, it gets trotted out at parties for something different. I also bake very tasty brownies for unwell friends. I also have a brass hookah, and I've been known to smoke from chillums. More often than not, I'll use a pipe - I own dozens of them - wood, clay, metal, stone, fimo and glass pipes are all featured in my array of pipes. Some are huge, elaborate things while others are small and fragile. Some of the pipes I have are expertly designed to look like innocuous, non-drug-related household items, as well. I think my favourite design for a surreptitious toke in public places is the venerable old "sneak-a-toke" (later marketed as the "take-a-smoke"). Allows the recreational drug user to smoke in a crowded place without drawing attention to oneself.

But then how many legal products are there from unethical industries? tobacco, shoes, burgers, etc. This is capitalism. Brutal aint it?
Are you one of those people who doesn't care about buying ethically or not? Like many people I boycott Coca-Cola for terrorising Colombian workers. It would be hypocritical to buy weed from an "industry" that does the same thing.

I don't buy tobacco, fast food and almost never buy shoes (I have precisely two pairs).

I would like an answer from DHomme. so, bump!

Come on Trotsky boy!

Do you grow your own or buy your weed?

How do you make sure that you're buying weed ethically?

I don't buy tobacco, fast food and almost never buy shoes (I have precisely two pairs).

Come on Trotsky boy!

Are you sure you're being ethical, or are you just mean with your money?

That bit about the shoes... I don't wanna be in the room when you take those hard-working puppies off, let me tell you.

Are you one of those people who doesn't care about buying ethically or not? Like many people I boycott Coca-Cola for terrorising Colombian workers. It would be hypocritical to buy weed from an "industry" that does the same thing.

I don't buy tobacco, fast food and almost never buy shoes (I have precisely two pairs).

I dont buy my products from ethical companies because there is no such thing. Any anti-capitalist recognises that a company involves exploitation no matter what the scale, and we are limited by our material conditions when it comes to making "consumer choice". If there's only a coke available then I'll buy it. Do I know they murdered trade unionists? Do I know they cause drought in India? Do I know they are squeezing most of their workers for all they've got? Yes. But we ain't gonna get justice for that, and my not buying a drink from them ain't gonna change one damn thing.

A question to the other weed smokers out there-

How do you like your joints?

What kind of weed? i like white widow, or anything with lots of pollen on it
With tobacco? yep, a little
If so what kind? anything mild
Roach? Roach clips? Nothing? roach, preferably ready-cut like you get with 'highland' papers
Blimp shaped or coned? i prefer blimps but i'm not very good at rolling them, so it's cones for me.
What skins? How many? 'highland double decadence' - they come with a sheaf of perforated card for roaches which have funny quotes on them. they're big enough to use just one for a decent sized spliff but a double skinner's always good for a bigger group
Do you prefer something over joints- if so what? Bongs? Blunts? Vaporiser? Eating? Bongs, and hot-boxing is always better than smoking spliff normally


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All I can usually get is generic skunk - the quality varies quite alot but I've had some damn fine days of nothingness. Generally I smoke joints, as having my 2ft bong in my university room is not too smart. I roll a coned joint, with a small line of baccy to keep it burning and alot of weed. It's rolled in king size thin rizlas (which are a bastard because the rizla glue is crap) and roach it with random bits of card. I can't be arsed with all these shaped joints people roll, and if I could I'd probably use a bong more often - next door has a 4ft hookah, which makes for excellent highs.

I am about to smoke this poorly made joint made out of a tampon wrapper..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/CID__media1.jpg

I am about to smoke this poorly made joint made out of a tampon wrapper..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/CID__media1.jpg

that's gunna burn dude, think of the chemicals they treat that paper with! and the ink - benzenes and azo dyes and all sorts of shit in that!

I am about to smoke this poorly made joint made out of a tampon wrapper..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/CID__media1.jpg

Ewwwwwwwwwww. Make a bong if worse comes to worse. Please dont smoke tampon wrappers.

Ewwwwwwwwwww. Make a bong if worse comes to worse. Please dont smoke tampon wrappers.
Too late :eek:

Worked nice :)

*shudders, wishes he had some skunk to show you how it's done*