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Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?

What's going on here?

letila took over the world?

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?

I like meaty.

I'm all for one that matches the girl I'm with. That's all.

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?
1) It is complement bum fornight...
2)I like the bums that dont bug me for money.

I like meaty.

See? Just what I mean!
Where have people like you been the last 20 years???

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?

Oh, sorry, sorry, now I get it. Rear ends.

I originally read this thinking of "bums" as a term for homeless people...

It really depends on the rest of the package. Perhaps you could post a pic, and we could rate you butt?

If you're talking about posteriors, which I think you are, as opposed to hobos, I like small-medium, round bottoms on women.

It really depends on the rest of the package. Perhaps you could post a pic, and we could rate you butt?

And get banned again?
Use your imagination :p

See? Just what I mean!
Where have people like you been the last 20 years???
Being brain washed...

See? Just what I mean!
Where have people like you been the last 20 years???

I've always liked meaty. As I've said before in a previous post, bone-thin makes me flaccid.

Use your imagination :p
No! No! NOT my imagination it - erargh i - http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1471.gif

Whoa, about your bum ... reboot ... perhaps details are better than my imagination. *phonemophobe*

I like athletic toosh.

I like athletic toosh.
Agreed.

I like nice curves, girls who have no a**e don't do it for me at all. :D

See, I think its like cars...

Sometimes, you want a big, roadhugging beast, like a Buick Roadmaster that your white-trash cousin Donny put a supercharger on...

Sometimes, you want a fast little Italian that you can barely fit into, but you can feel every groove in the road, and she gives a smiling, shrill scream when you gun it...

Sometimes, you want that posh, contoured BMS 7 series, lots of leg room, but still sleek, and so smooth you forget how much the payments are...

And sometimes, your wife catches you looking at the neighbors brand new one, the one they got on Lease....

See, I think its like cars...

Sometimes, you want a big, roadhugging beast, like a Buick Roadmaster that your white-trash cousin Donny put a supercharger on...

Sometimes, you want a fast little Italian that you can barely fit into, but you can feel every groove in the road, and she gives a smiling, shrill scream when you gun it...

Sometimes, you want that posh, contoured BMS 7 series, lots of leg room, but still sleek, and so smooth you forget how much the payments are...

And sometimes, your wife catches you looking at the neighbors brand new one, the one they got on Lease....
lol

I like a nice manly behind in a pair of uniform pants. I'm not into military or police dudes, but you gotta admit that those uniforms certainly accentuate the positive.

And I guess, if i went for the ladies, I'd probably like an athletic but still curvy bottom.

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?I couldn't care less really. I don't have a bum fixation...

I couldn't care less really. I don't have a bum fixation...
:eek: Blaspheme!

I couldn't care less really. I don't have a bum fixation...

Legs? Torso?

Please don't say "The most beautiful part of anyone is the smile..."

I couldn't care less really. I don't have a bum fixation...

Hmm... maybe that's an Irish thing, then...

Legs? Torso?

Please don't say "The most beautiful part of anyone is the smile..."
Mix them together and you get Lego!

Legs? Torso?

Please don't say "The most beautiful part of anyone is the smile..."The face and personality and figure. (No, I'm not kidding.)

:eek: Blaspheme!
Silence, you! :D
I'll take no random condemnations from Canadians! ;)

Mix them together and you get Lego!

Thats true and part of my mind died when I read it.

Silence, you! :D
I'll take no random condemnations from Canadians! ;)
Silly German. It is my job as a Canadian to inform the world citizens of their suckyness.:cool:

The face and personality and figure. (No, I'm not kidding.)

Which part of the figure?

Or are you like those guys over in the Architecture program that believe that every aspect must combine to render a pervasive, encompassing beauty when viewed from near or far, no element needless, no element missing?

Silly German. It is my job as a Canadian to inform the world citizens of their suckyness.:cool:Nah, I've got a mirror and an ex-girlfriend to show me how sucky Germany is. :p

Which part of the figure?

Or are you like those guys over in the Architecture program that believe that every aspect must combine to render a pervasive, encompassing beauty when viewed from near or far, no element needless, no element missing?No need to get that technical. It has to all fit together properly and look nice. A body part that some people would find too small or too big usually doesn't bother me if it fits in right with the figure. Then again, without a good personality, that's usually meaningless.

Nah, I've got a mirror and an ex-girlfriend to show me how sucky Germany is. :p

No need to get that technical. It has to all fit together properly and look nice. A body part that some people would find too small or too big usually doesn't bother me if it fits in right with the figure. Then again, without a good personality, that's usually meaningless.

Yeah, that's reasonable.

When I was single, I just let the Array do the choosing...if it went up, great, if not, keep looking.

Nowadays, I've got an exclusivity agreement for my bum-needs, but the array occasional assesses passing bums, out of habit...

Thats true and part of my mind died when I read it.
LIES!!!
Lego enhances the imagination!
EDIT:OK perhaps it was the part of the mind dealing with reality...

LIES!!!
Lego enhances the imagination!
EDIT:OK perhaps it was the part of the mind dealing with reality...

I know, its just that when I hang out in the lego section, looking at all the cool ones, wishing I had my legos back, and I notice I've been staring at them and now some kid is staring at me..

Well, I just feel....creepy.

I know, its just that when I hang out in the lego section, looking at all the cool ones, wishing I had my legos back, and I notice I've been staring at them and now some kid is staring at me..

Well, I just feel....creepy.
The kid is probably thinking "K'nex is a much better toy."

And for the record, I, too, initially thought that this was a thread about homeless people. Silly dialects.

Unless we're talking about bums' bums.

A dirty bum's dirty bum? Ewwwwwww.

With that comment, it is officially time for me to bid you good night (or, egads, good morning... work is gonna be painful in six hours...) and get some shut-eye.

The kid is probably thinking "K'nex is a much better toy."

Little bastard probably makes more money than I do, too...

The kid is probably thinking "K'nex is a much better toy."
That kid has no class.-_-

Little bastard probably makes more money than I do, too...
He makes six bucks a week from allowance.

Mix them together and you get Lego!
No no!!! YOU FOOL! You're invoking Il Ruffino!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek227.gif

A sudden sting of sadness... this is but an internet forum. Like one of those random superbabes who pass my way, Cabra West and her super meaty bum... a mere glimpse, but of divine perfection... forever in my mind the image lingers. And then she leaves her computer, the goddess herself, and goes on with her real life. Leaving me on the other side of the world with only a sigh.

And yet I cannot even reactivate my camcorder for fear of the hunting mods. Oh Life! Thou art cruel. :D

A sudden sting of sadness... this is but an internet forum. Like one of those random superbabes who pass my way, Cabra West and her super meaty bum... a mere glimpse, but of divine perfection... forever in my mind the image lingers. And then she leaves her computer, the goddess herself, and goes on with her real life. Leaving me on the other side of the world with only a sigh.

And yet I cannot even reactivate my camcorder for fear of the hunting mods. Oh Life! Thou art cruel. :D

:eek: That was you!

:eek: That was you!

And a good day to you too, ma'am. How's the lucid dreaming coming along?

And a good day to you too, ma'am. How's the lucid dreaming coming along?

*Sigh* It's not :(

But I have been remembering most of my dreams. They are pretty random lol :p

What about you?

Nowadays, I've got an exclusivity agreement for my bum-needs, but the array occasional assesses passing bums, out of habit...
And you were complaining about MY imagery inflictions! Now i can't get Little Shop Of Horrors outta my mind - the part in Wink Wilkinson's office.
Hoo-rah.

*Sigh* It's not :(

But I have been remembering most of my dreams. They are pretty random lol :p

What about you?

I had a controllable lucid dream a while back. I was flying through the air and waving at the crowd. They waved back! Oh my. That was my attention whore moment.

*Looks up at The Beautiful Darkness*

Oh my you do have beautiful eyes. Stunning.

I had a controllable lucid dream a while back. I was flying through the air and waving at the crowd. They waved back! Oh my. That was my attention whore moment.

*Looks up at The Beautiful Darkness*

Oh my you do have beautiful eyes. Stunning.

*Basks* :D

I love having lucid dreams where you fly, they're my favourite :cool:

A sudden sting of sadness... this is but an internet forum. Like one of those random superbabes who pass my way, Cabra West and her super meaty bum... a mere glimpse, but of divine perfection... forever in my mind the image lingers. And then she leaves her computer, the goddess herself, and goes on with her real life. Leaving me on the other side of the world with only a sigh.

And yet I cannot even reactivate my camcorder for fear of the hunting mods. Oh Life! Thou art cruel. :D

*lol

Cabra West was out for a while, getting her butt admired :p :D

No more camcorder games, at least not on here. Live is a different matter, though. :D

*lol

Cabra West was out for a while, getting her butt admired :p :D

No more camcorder games, at least not on here. Live is a different matter, though. :D

Lately I've been in the habit of calling superbabes "meaty". I wonder if this term offends you or delights you? :)

Aww I though this thread was going to be about street hobos. I've got to say I'm more than a little dissapointed.

Over the years it's become increasingly difficult for me to separate a particular body-part from the rest of who a woman is and how she looks. For example, I like a slighly jutting, firm-looking butt that contrasts nicely with the arch of a woman's back, but she could have the best-looking butt on the planet and still have all the personality of a wet sponge, or the intellect of pond scum.

The real secret is to focus on that which makes a woman unique and interesting, whether it be an ability to comprehend virtually any philosophical position, or the curve of a well-formed collarbone.

See, I think its like cars...

Sometimes, you want a big, roadhugging beast, like a Buick Roadmaster that your white-trash cousin Donny put a supercharger on...

Sometimes, you want a fast little Italian that you can barely fit into, but you can feel every groove in the road, and she gives a smiling, shrill scream when you gun it...

Sometimes, you want that posh, contoured BMS 7 series, lots of leg room, but still sleek, and so smooth you forget how much the payments are...

And sometimes, your wife catches you looking at the neighbors brand new one, the one they got on Lease....
Your eloquence is exceeded only by your taste in ... uh ... cars. Yeah, that's it ... cars. :D

Lately I've been in the habit of calling superbabes "meaty". I wonder if this term offends you or delights you? :)

I've decided to take it as a compliment ;)

No no!!! YOU FOOL! You're invoking Il Ruffino!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek227.gif
*Gets Il Ruffino's attention*

Please don't say "The most beautiful part of anyone is the smile..."It ought to be. But some people have horrible smiles, and horrible teeth to compound the issue..

Hmm... quite a complex answer really. If I think a girl's attractive, then I'll want her to be consistently so - if she's thin, for example, I'll want her bum to be thin as well (you know what I mean - conforming with the general body-shape). If she's a bit bigger the same applies - I don't want a larger girl with a bony arse, that'd be weird.

But as Eut said - looks ain't everything, and besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I wonder how freakish the result would be if you picked all the best 'parts', and put them together to form one person.

I wonder how freakish the result would be if you picked all the best 'parts', and put them together to form one person.

Depends on the parts - as I said before you'd hopefully get a consistently 'best' person. Of course for many people the 'best' parts would all be from the same person, so you'd end up with that person.

If, however, we're talking taking the best parts from various people - answering your question rather than being irritatingly pedantic :D it'd be seriously crazy-whack.

In response to the OP, definitely big bums.

It took me a while to realize this thread was not about the homeless.

I used to be super slim, and have no bum to speak of. I always had a large bust, and when I was young, that was the thing....so when I had the children and I discovered that I did indeed have a bum, I was rather upset by this. But along comes my Canadian, a man who thinks my curvy new bum is the best thing he has ever had his hands on....and it makes me realise that everyone likes different things...he also likes that my legs are long enough to wrap comfortably around him.

So Cabra I say 'shake that thing baby!' and be proud of your ass-et.

:)

I like big butts and I cannot lie... :D

See? Just what I mean!
Where have people like you been the last 20 years???

Technically.. they've been wherever men have been for the last 20 years ;)

SCIENTIFICALLY... males are attracted to more buxom women.
Its an instinctive thing rooted in the stone-age when if a woman was underweight, she'd be more likely to die from cold and kill the baby.
So instinctively men are attracted to more buxom women, because of increased chances of having a healthy baby.

Any man who says otherwise, is either a minority with a fettish or brainwashed by the media that skinny people are attractive. ;)

Technically.. they've been wherever men have been for the last 20 years ;)

SCIENTIFICALLY... males are attracted to more buxom women.
Its an instinctive thing rooted in the stone-age when if a woman was underweight, she'd be more likely to die from cold and kill the baby.
So instinctively men are attracted to more buxom women, because of increased chances of having a healthy baby.

Any man who says otherwise, is either a minority with a fettish or brainwashed by the media that skinny people are attractive. ;)

Are they really? I have been informed by many guys that the women I like are chubby. They like significantly thinner women.

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?
Big, round, no fecking pancake asses though. I hate a flat ass, a little be of the secretary spread on the hips ....

Yeah anyway, you are in luck big butts are popular.

Scientifically speaking they were never unpopular, men are attracted by nature to bigger rounder hips--it is a fact that crosses all cultural barriers.

....got a picture?

Big, round, no fecking pancake asses though. I hate a flat ass, a little be of the secretary spread on the hips ....

Yeah anyway, you are in luck big butts are popular.

Scientifically speaking they were never unpopular, men are attracted by nature to bigger rounder hips--it is a fact that crosses all cultural barriers.

....got a picture?

Plenty. But I'm not going to post them here ;)

Are they really? I have been informed by many guys that the women I like are chubby. They like significantly thinner women.
I read an article where this scientist who did a study on this first asked the question about what attracted a man to a women and even men who claimed they liked skinny women better were prone to choose the thicker body type.
This guy did this over the course of years and went through America, Europe, Asia, Austrailia, and even did some tribes in the Amazon.

He needed to get a cross section to demonstrate it was instinct and not enviorment.

Big butts are tastey.

I read an article where this scientist who did a study on this first asked the question about what attracted a man to a women and even men who claimed they liked skinny women better were prone to choose the thicker body type.
This guy did this over the course of years and went through America, Europe, Asia, Austrailia, and even did some tribes in the Amazon.

He needed to get a cross section to demonstrate it was instinct and not enviorment.

Big butts are tastey.

Yay! I always knew I was more attractive than those excessively skinny types :D

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?

Did you start hanging out with rappers and "rudebois" recently?

A bit wider than her waist. It doesn't matter greatly though. I'm not an arse-fetishist.

I'm sure someone's noted the merits of having more cushion for the proverbial pushin', but in case they haven't, I will.

Ok, a little bit about Cabra West's private life again....

Has anything happened that majorly changed the perception of bums by the male population on this planet in, say, the last 3 weeks?

Only asking because, well, mine is rather on the large side. So I assumed it was definitely one of my weakest points and tried to hide it well at all times. In the past 3 weeks, however, I was getting compliments on it from virtually all sides (male and female), including total strangers. What's going on here?
It was nice at first, now it's freaking me out a little...

Oh, and to give this thread a point : what kind of bums do you like? Big, small, round, square?
Bums as in posteriors...

really never gave it a thought.

Mine are rather on the large side.

as for preference... I'm more concerned about other aspects than... what is the term anyway... Bum size?

Did you start hanging out with rappers and "rudebois" recently?

Not really, no. Rappers aren't my kind of people, and I've no idea what a "rudebois" is....

*Gets Il Ruffino's attention*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/265.gif
*waves a joint*
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:eek:
*gasp*
Is that considered flame-baiting?
...

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...

*nyuk*





:p

Mmm.. Nice big bums lol. Nothing massive but a little bit of ass.. Ohh! So nice. It's one of the first things I look at heh. I love round asses.. Mmmm. Yummy. So yummy.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/265.gif
*waves a joint*
...
*Waves a piece of Lumber*

I was VERY confused at first because I thought you were talking about homeless people. "You have a large homeless person?" I thought to myself. "People seem to like him or her?"

Actually, in the past year or so I have been complimented on my nice healthy butt, which is not a bubble butt but is fairly large and proportional to the rest of my body. In fact, my coworker Sherrel said that I would be a dream girl for black guys (I assume she can say things like this because she's black), and here was her rationale:

- I have that "innocent white girl look"
- but I like rap and hip hop, so they'd know I am secretly a freak (I guess this means in bed? unsure)
- and I have a big butt and boobs but a small waist

It seemed a little stereotypical, but I took it as a major compliment anyway. I am kind of afraid to post this because I don't want anybody to think I am racist. At any rate, are there any black guys on here that could tell me if this is true or ridiculous?

Dag, did I kill this thread? Or are most of the people who were contributing just not online anymore?

I read an article where this scientist who did a study on this first asked the question about what attracted a man to a women and even men who claimed they liked skinny women better were prone to choose the thicker body type.
This guy did this over the course of years and went through America, Europe, Asia, Austrailia, and even did some tribes in the Amazon.

He needed to get a cross section to demonstrate it was instinct and not enviorment.

Big butts are tastey.

You notice guys tend to claim to be attracted to a certain thing, but often, they just have themselves fooled into accepting what is 'sold' as 'popular'?

So many guys marry the skinny girl, then cheat with the one with a 'figure'...

You notice guys tend to claim to be attracted to a certain thing, but often, they just have themselves fooled into accepting what is 'sold' as 'popular'?

So many guys marry the skinny girl, then cheat with the one with a 'figure'...

Not me, no siree.

Meaty. Always.

Not me, no siree.

Meaty. Always.

Oh, me too, absolutely.

So long as we are talking 'in proportion', bigger is definitely better.

You notice guys tend to claim to be attracted to a certain thing, but often, they just have themselves fooled into accepting what is 'sold' as 'popular'?

So many guys marry the skinny girl, then cheat with the one with a 'figure'...

...and a life and a personality.

It seemed a little stereotypical, but I took it as a major compliment anyway. I am kind of afraid to post this because I don't want anybody to think I am racist. At any rate, are there any black guys on here that could tell me if this is true or ridiculous?
I'm sure the tastes of black guys are as varied as every other types of guys!

...and a life and a personality.

There does tend to be a crossover, perhaps... not that I'd go so far as to say it was a general rule or anything, but most of the girls who have a 'figure' will tend to be more vital and free in personality, because they are maybe a little less likely to be so obsessed over their careful consumption of carbs, or how many laps they have to do...

It could be disheartening for a guy to take a girl to the fancy restaurant, and end up paying big money for lettuce. :)

*Waves a piece of Lumber*
:eek:
Hey, i was using that to keep my eye open!
:(
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae26.gif

Plenty. But I'm not going to post them here ;)

how bout somewhere else then link? :-D

There does tend to be a crossover, perhaps... not that I'd go so far as to say it was a general rule or anything, but most of the girls who have a 'figure' will tend to be more vital and free in personality, because they are maybe a little less likely to be so obsessed over their careful consumption of carbs, or how many laps they have to do...

It could be disheartening for a guy to take a girl to the fancy restaurant, and end up paying big money for lettuce. :)

A friend of mine has this theory that a person that is in some way not average or what society will expect, invariably develops more of a personality, as they have to go through more fghts and have to face more advers attitudes in their life than average, "beautiful" people do... Just a theory, though. I'm pretty sure there are enough boring and superficial fat people around as well.
;)

I like big butts and I cannot lie... :D
I consider it a stain on the record of humanity that it took 5 pages for this to appear. It should have been the first response. For shame.

I consider it a stain on the record of humanity that it took 5 pages for this to appear. It should have been the first response. For shame.

Sir Mix-a-lot probably has lots of other internet forums that he subscribes to. You can't expect him to be lurking here on NS every moment of every day.

Sir Mix-a-lot probably has lots of other internet forums that he subscribes to. You can't expect him to be lurking here on NS every moment of every day.
The hell I can't, what do you think I pay him for?!

The hell I can't, what do you think I pay him for?!

To bring the big-butted chicks to your parties? :p

To bring the big-butted chicks to your parties? :p
Where else am I supposed to get them from?

Where else am I supposed to get them from?

The Free* Market.





*Flea

Sir Mix-a-lot knows how to pick the good chicks tho... :p

Why do you think they knighted him? :D

The Free* Market.





*Flea
They don't let me in anymore. There was an 'incident' involving me, a persian rug and 3 gallons of lubricant.

Sir Mix-a-lot knows how to pick the good chicks tho... :p

Why do you think they knighted him? :D

Nice! :D

I can just picture the Queen reading his citation.

Originally posted by Elizabeth Windsor
For your services to women with large bottoms throughout the world.....

Nice! :D

I can just picture the Queen reading his citation.

Lmao! That's quality :D

Oh, sorry, sorry, now I get it. Rear ends.

I originally read this thinking of "bums" as a term for homeless people...


I must admit I am a bit disappointed, I thought Cabra was going to have a rant about homeless people as well.

As far as the other type of bums, I think it would be best if Cabra came here, and I would tell her exactly what I thought of her bum.... :)