video-game battle of deathy goodness (and doom... lots of doom)
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 12:35
mostly inspired by this (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10928331&postcount=42) post, its a simple question: who (which character) would win, in a fight, out of any videogame, ever?
put forth your contestant and pwn with great justice!
one rule, i think: no godmodding. in fact, no gods or mythical creatures of ultra-doom allowed at all. also, provide pics (or links) where possible so people know who you're talking about.
i'll throw one of these bad boys into the fray to start us off:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/463/mechwarrior4mercenariessmall46.jpg
like to see Master Chief (http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000047806.JPG?0.6422662357472241)take that daddy down :D
http://www.doom2.net/doom2/research/map30.gif
Lots of doom indeed.
He could do it.
It's hard to throw in an RPG character into a debate like this, because eventually every one of them can become gods in their own game. I throw in Cloud, from FFVII - not the Cloud from Advent Children. He was a pussy. The Cloud that has all the materia mastered, and uses it. The Cloud that takes down Sephiroth in one hit. That Cloud.
no mythical creatures of ultra-doom allowed at all.
So what does that mean? Nothing from a fantasy setting?
Anyway, I think Zeratul from starcraft would be pretty good, if not necessarily the best.
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 12:41
http://www.doom2.net/doom2/research/map30.gif
Lots of doom indeed.
oh well done... :gundge:
He could do it.
It's hard to throw in an RPG character into a debate like this, because eventually every one of them can become gods in their own game. I throw in Cloud, from FFVII - not the Cloud from Advent Children. He was a pussy. The Cloud that has all the materia mastered, and uses it. The Cloud that takes down Sephiroth in one hit. That Cloud.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Mk64Lakitu.png/250px-Mk64Lakitu.png
:confused: ;)
Jordaxia
10-05-2006, 12:43
I'd say Gordon Freeman could take that down. Striders can't stand up to him, and they're cooler. Plus he's a scientist :D But I still dunno WHAT it is, aside from a mecha.
And I know it's an ancient pic, but....
http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png
MC doesn't have a hope :p
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 12:44
So what does that mean? Nothing from a fantasy setting?
not necessarily, just nothing with god-like powers. trying to think up examples but i can't... kinda like omitting unicron from a 'best transformers' poll because he's just too big and pwney to be fair to the rest. just trying to make it something of a decent fight (and not have so-and-so from such-and-such a game who has legendary powers to destroy all life in the galaxy with a mere twitch of his butt-muscle...)
Skinny87
10-05-2006, 12:46
mostly inspired by this (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10928331&postcount=42) post, its a simple question: who (which character) would win, in a fight, out of any videogame, ever?
put forth your contestant and pwn with great justice!
one rule, i think: no godmodding. in fact, no gods or mythical creatures of ultra-doom allowed at all. also, provide pics (or links) where possible so people know who you're talking about.
i'll throw one of these bad boys into the fray to start us off:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/463/mechwarrior4mercenariessmall46.jpg
like to see Master Chief (http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000047806.JPG?0.6422662357472241)take that daddy down :D
Pfft, Master Chief has taken down entire groups of aliens and come out without a scratch - that's nothing to him. Hell, he single-handedly took down one of the massive artillery pieces the Covenent were using in Halo 2, and he kills Hunters for fun. Your monster is nothing.
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 12:46
But I still dunno WHAT it is, aside from a mecha.
its a mech from mechwarrior. classic game - MW2 was so the best. 3 was quite fun, but by the time they got to 4 and you needed a special M$ control pad just to play it (and it sucked anyway)... couldn't be arsed any more :(
And I know it's an ancient pic, but....
http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png
MC doesn't have a hope :p
haha crowbar > all :p
oh and on second thought, i think MC could indeed defeat that mech if he could get close enough... the man can take down covenant tanks as easy as taking a dump FFS :P
Liberated Vortigaunts
10-05-2006, 12:49
I'm going to have to cheat and say... any of the gods from Age of Mythology :p.
Lenneth from Valkyrie Profile.
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 12:53
I'm going to have to cheat and say... any of the gods from Age of Mythology :p.
*shakes fist*
*throws turtle shell* :P
AstaNaPan
10-05-2006, 12:55
Duke Nukem. He is the one , and has the coolest quotes :)
Let go that he's fighting (and beating up) aliens since early 90's.
Cromotar
10-05-2006, 13:00
http://nintendomaniak.free.fr/images/perso/samus.jpg
Samus pwns all.
Though, against Master Chief anything could happen (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=128).
Monkeypimp
10-05-2006, 13:01
http://webs.demasiado.com/allen/keen3.gif
Commander Keen, bitches!!!
Or not.
A few more ideas:
Link from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - he took down a giant firebreathing lizard when he was only a child, after all. Plus, after collecting the gold gauntlets, he could just lift and throw a mech.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Defeats big robots & mechs on a regular basis.
Or (prob. godmoding): Super Sonic
Harlesburg
10-05-2006, 13:05
mostly inspired by this (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10928331&postcount=42) post, its a simple question: who (which character) would win, in a fight, out of any videogame, ever?
put forth your contestant and pwn with great justice!
one rule, i think: no godmodding. in fact, no gods or mythical creatures of ultra-doom allowed at all. also, provide pics (or links) where possible so people know who you're talking about.
i'll throw one of these bad boys into the fray to start us off:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/463/mechwarrior4mercenariessmall46.jpg
like to see Master Chief (http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000047806.JPG?0.6422662357472241)take that daddy down :D
Is that a Mech Warrior? cause they tend to overheat...
Harlesburg
10-05-2006, 13:07
http://webs.demasiado.com/allen/keen3.gif
Commander Keen, bitches!!!
Or not.
lol i was thinking Old school Duke Nukem or Sam.
Larry 5!
The Free Gaels
10-05-2006, 13:19
How about JC Denton from Deus Ex, He's one bad ass dude, and he's got a Nano-Augmented Body that can do all sorts of things. (And he can constantly change his abilities by getting new augmentation canisters).
He's taken on whole armies (Including Mechs) and saved the World more than once, and plus his origins are mysterious and have more Conspiracy theories than J.F.K's assassination.;)
http://moddb.com/images/cache/mods/53/5363/gallery/thumb_27636.jpg
Freudotopia
10-05-2006, 13:54
Sam Fisher would kill anyone. Absolutely anyone. Without breaking a sweat. Plus, they wouldn't even know he was there. How the fuck would someone in a mech see him? No way. And Master Chief would be too busy trying to kill aliens to notice the guy right behind him about to snap his neck.
I should have elaborated on Zeratul - he has a cloaking device, and has warp blades with damage 100 per hit (for comparison, a burst from non-upgraded marine's gauss rifle does 6).
KOS-MOS makes shit fucking blow up.
The Gate Builders
10-05-2006, 14:04
Divayth Fyr from Morrowind :)
A cool set of armour, and he knows... Stuff... So... Yeah...
http://membres.lycos.fr/tot0/hpbimg/Divayth%20Fyr.gif
http://www.ipclub.ru/game/mystery/aoe/l14.jpg
You know what it is.
http://www.ipclub.ru/game/mystery/aoe/l14.jpg
You know what it is.
http://www2.hornet.co.jp/tomoko/aoe/images/Elephant.JPG
Jello Biafra
10-05-2006, 14:10
Mario or Luigi from Super Mario Bros. They can kill things by jumping on them, or shooting little fireballs. And think of how many lives those guys had.
Mario or Luigi from Super Mario Bros. They can kill things by jumping on them, or shooting little fireballs. And think of how many lives those guys had.
Seen this? (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402)
The Gate Builders
10-05-2006, 14:12
http://www.uesp.net/morrow/monsters/images/scamp.jpghttp://www.uesp.net/battle/monsters/scamp.jpg
Three feet of merciless, purring, furry-legged killing machine.
Jello Biafra
10-05-2006, 14:15
Seen this? (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402)Heh. That explains Mario's Stalin moustache and Luigi's Marx goatee.
Heh. That explains Mario's Stalin moustache and Luigi's Marx goatee.
:D
Comrade Mario FTW.
Seriously, take note of the games too - the tearing down of the peace flag and replacing of it with a red star must be some sort of anti-reformist message *nods*. :p
http://www.uesp.net/morrow/monsters/images/scamp.jpg
Three feet of merciless, purring, furry-legged killing machine.
Don't make light of the scamps. With Oblivion graphics, although it may be just because I'm a wimp, those things are bloody scary. Hell, in Oblivion, even the rats are bloody scary.
I just have to link this (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=main&image=460)comic.
"... and Samus Aran's screw attack was not what I was hoping either"
:D
The Gate Builders
10-05-2006, 14:20
Don't make light of the scamps. With Oblivion graphics, although it may be just because I'm a wimp, those things are bloody scary. Hell, in Oblivion, even the rats are bloody scary.
I just have to link this (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=main&image=460)comic.
"... and Samus Aran's screw attack was not what I was hoping either"
:D
They just look cute in all the ES games they feature in :D
Their pointy little teeth in Oblivion are a bit creepy though.
Kellarly
10-05-2006, 14:51
http://koti.mbnet.fi/jonneweb/img/pelit/kuvat_/duke_nukem_21.jpg
HC Eredivisie
10-05-2006, 15:01
http://www.mypsp.com.au/img/gallery/iddqd22.jpg
Monkeypimp
10-05-2006, 15:05
http://www.mypsp.com.au/img/gallery/iddqd22.jpg
You win this thread. The only thing that comes close to the concrete donkey is Armageddon, but that is less precise..
HC Eredivisie
10-05-2006, 15:08
You win this thread. The only thing that comes close to the concrete donkey is Armageddon, but that is less precise..
I couldn't find a decent picture of it.
Kellarly
10-05-2006, 15:08
Sardaukar Devastator - Bring it :p
http://www.gamespy.com/legacy/halloffame/hof-dune2/dune2.gif
Mooseica
10-05-2006, 15:23
Sardaukar Devastator - Bring it :p
http://www.gamespy.com/legacy/halloffame/hof-dune2/dune2.gif
There's a game of Dune?! Sweet! (Is it actually any good?)
As for the duke-out, I'll probably go with... hmm... Durandal from Marathon 2 probably. Badass.
Nathan from Dinotopia beats all. He's even got a seeking Ramphorynchus following him around:
http://www.planete-aventure.net/articles/histoire8/image037.jpg
Or you could always go for a stack of these:
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7431/blackdragon3kr.jpg
Minoriteeburg
10-05-2006, 15:28
let us not forget the classics now
http://nintendomaniak.free.fr/images/perso/samus.jpg
samus owns
The Gate Builders
10-05-2006, 15:35
Samus? Pffft. She has to have enemies with clearly marked weaknesses to win :)
Cromotar
10-05-2006, 15:36
let us not forget the classics now
http://nintendomaniak.free.fr/images/perso/samus.jpg
samus owns
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10930618&postcount=14
:p
Kellarly
10-05-2006, 15:37
There's a game of Dune?! Sweet! (Is it actually any good?)
Indeedy, Dune 2 (Dune 1 was an RP, IIRC) was ground breaking in its day. Command and Conquer was based on it and that was legendary.
You can play as the Atriedes, Harkonnen and Ordos with the Sandmen and Sardaukar coming in later on, but controlled by the comp.
For more info and the game go to here --->
http://www.abandonia.com/games/36/3
Download it, it's awesome for a classic game. My one singular criticisim is that you have to select each individual unit at a time, which can be a pain for mass attacks...
Turquoise Days
10-05-2006, 16:16
Indeedy, Dune 2 (Dune 1 was an RP, IIRC) was ground breaking in its day. Command and Conquer was based on it and that was legendary.
You can play as the Atriedes, Harkonnen and Ordos with the Sandmen and Sardaukar coming in later on, but controlled by the comp.
For more info and the game go to here --->
http://www.abandonia.com/games/36/3
Download it, it's awesome for a classic game. My one singular criticisim is that you have to select each individual unit at a time, which can be a pain for mass attacks...
Hah. That game gave me the boot because I didn't read the manual. Gotta love the old copy protection measures.:p
Kellarly
10-05-2006, 17:16
Hah. That game gave me the boot because I didn't read the manual. Gotta love the old copy protection measures.:p
Indeed, the old X-Wing Manual was the hardest to copy if you didn't have a photo copier as it was all the wierd symbols they used in the movies.