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I know it's early, but if Santa Claus is on NS

Drunk commies deleted
09-05-2006, 23:35
Here's what I want for Christmas

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20064112323234823.asp

How cool is that? It's a flashlight and a concealed deadly weapon all in one!
Pure Metal
09-05-2006, 23:40
hah that is actually pretty cool :D

though if father xmas is about, can i have this (http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/1793/17664jq.jpg)whole set please? not for me to wear, of course...... *cough* (maybe at weekends ;) :p)
Wilgrove
09-05-2006, 23:45
Here's what I want for Christmas

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20064112323234823.asp

How cool is that? It's a flashlight and a concealed deadly weapon all in one!

That is cool.
IL Ruffino
09-05-2006, 23:47
I wouldn't mind an endless supply of legos..
Ifreann
09-05-2006, 23:49
I could do sooo much with an endless supply of lego. But I'd need and endlees supply of red bull and chocolate to go with it.
Wilgrove
09-05-2006, 23:50
Legos are cool man.

Hmm, can you really ever out grow Legos?
Big Jim P
09-05-2006, 23:56
For mentioning xmas in may you all get coal in you stockings.:upyours:
Glitziness
09-05-2006, 23:56
hah that is actually pretty cool :D

though if father xmas is about, can i have this (http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/1793/17664jq.jpg)whole set please? not for me to wear, of course...... *cough* (maybe at weekends ;) :p)
haha, well, depends if you're good i guess....
you have two options:
a) i'm talking about you being goooooooood, hehe b) i'm implying i'd much rather you were bad *wink* or c).... both!
:fluffle:
Mer des Ennuis
09-05-2006, 23:58
Couldn't you get the same effect by hiding a boomstick in your sleeve? (And I mean the anti-shark one)
Drunk commies deleted
09-05-2006, 23:59
For mentioning xmas in may you all get coal in you stockings.:upyours:
For putting cola in my socks you will get to be the first to see my new flashlight.


Kidding. Mods, this is not a death threat, it's just a dumb joke. Sucks that I need a disclaimer.
Ifreann
09-05-2006, 23:59
Know why Santa's so jolly?
Cos he knows where all the naughty girls live. Ho ho ho.


Yes, the above is stolen from someone's sig. Don't remember whose though.
Ifreann
10-05-2006, 00:00
For putting cola in my socks you will get to be the first to see my new flashlight.


Kidding. Mods, this is not a death threat, it's just a dumb joke. Sucks that I need a disclaimer.
I love when typos make a post funnier.
Drunk commies deleted
10-05-2006, 00:00
Couldn't you get the same effect by hiding a boomstick in your sleeve? (And I mean the anti-shark one)
No. Unlike the boomstick you mentioned these flashlights will actually shoot out a projectile without making contact with the target. Like the Boomsticks that Ash buys from S-Mart.
IL Ruffino
10-05-2006, 00:01
For mentioning xmas in may you all get coal in you stockings.:upyours:
Bahhhhh!

There's coal everywhere here! Why the hell can't you people ever give me stale popcorn or someshit..

BAAHHHHH!
Drunk commies deleted
10-05-2006, 00:02
I love when typos make a post funnier.
Don't misunderestimate me. It wasn't a typo.
IL Ruffino
10-05-2006, 00:02
Legos are cool man.

Hmm, can you really ever out grow Legos?
No.

The fact that I am in the process of building a huge lego city.. and even naming the buildings proves you can't.
IL Ruffino
10-05-2006, 00:05
I love when typos make a post funnier.
I hate when typos make words into other real words..
Fleckenstein
10-05-2006, 00:12
No.

The fact that I am in the process of building a huge lego city.. and even naming the buildings proves you can't.

pictures needed of course! damn, and i thought i was the only one to reuse all those legos to make new things.
Pure Metal
10-05-2006, 00:19
haha, well, depends if you're good i guess....
you have two options:
a) i'm talking about you being goooooooood, hehe b) i'm implying i'd much rather you were bad *wink* or c).... both!
:fluffle:
*begs like a dawg* :D
depends if its "gooooooood" for you i suppose, but lets see how bad i can be *cough* :P


*stops hijacking thread* ;)
IL Ruffino
10-05-2006, 00:22
pictures needed of course! damn, and i thought i was the only one to reuse all those legos to make new things.
I use to reuse them.. now I refuse to touch them when I feel the city block it complete. Gimme a sec, I'll take pics.
Big Jim P
10-05-2006, 02:44
For putting cola in my socks you will get to be the first to see my new flashlight.


Kidding. Mods, this is not a death threat, it's just a dumb joke. Sucks that I need a disclaimer.

Why would that be a death threat? You'd just shoot yourself in the foot anyway.:D

And I intended that the coal be ignited at some point. Bah. Xmas.:upyours:
Vittos Ordination2
10-05-2006, 03:16
Just so you know, when I clicked the link, a big picture of Charlie Sheen popped up.
The Hogfather
10-05-2006, 04:45
glingleglingleglingle

Let's see...

Drunk commies deleted: flashlight gun
Pure Metal: stockings
IL Ruffino: endless supply of Lego, stale popcorn, and someshi... cow manure, special note:no cola
Ifreann and Wilgrove: endless supply of Lego
Big Jim P: bag of bloody bones

:::checks list twice:::

Anybody else?

(Just don't forget to leave out some blood sausages...)
THE LOST PLANET
10-05-2006, 05:02
Here's what I want for Christmas

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20064112323234823.asp

How cool is that? It's a flashlight and a concealed deadly weapon all in one!You shouldn't tease like that...

Did you read the fine print? Flashlight Firearms: We occasionally receive requests for information regarding a product formerly manufactured by Ares Defense Systems. The Companion product has not been produced in 6-7 years. Very few were ever manufactured; all were registered with BATF as "AOW" (Any Other Weapon) per NFA guidelines and all were transfered with ATF approval to Federally licensed dealers possessing a Special Occupational Tax stamp. We do not manufacture, advertise, sell or support this product.
Infinite Revolution
10-05-2006, 05:12
it's pretty scary that someone thought to do that with a maglight. they're already potential lethal weapons anyway, putting a shotgun in them is just a bit mental. i want one of these (http://www.autotrack.nl/owa_dima/owa/att_techniek.foto_popup?p_merk=NOBLE&p_model=M400&p_submodel=) or one of these (http://www.motordesktop.com/wallpaper/supercars/TVR%20Sagaris%20-%201024x768.jpg) for xmas. also potentially lethal, but a hell of a lot more fun before it happens :D
Straughn
10-05-2006, 05:15
Kidding. Mods, this is not a death threat, it's just a dumb joke. Sucks that I need a disclaimer.
Ah, they have a fondness for you, like everyone in the old greek/roman fables who caught the fancy of mods. They gots their eyes on ya.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif
Daistallia 2104
10-05-2006, 05:29
Couldn't you get the same effect by hiding a boomstick in your sleeve? (And I mean the anti-shark one)
No. Unlike the boomstick you mentioned these flashlights will actually shoot out a projectile without making contact with the target. Like the Boomsticks that Ash buys from S-Mart.

I think there's a bit of confusion on both sides here.

Mer des Ennuis, those are more commonly called bang sticks.

DCC, a boomstick aka bang stick, generally fires a projectile - they're usually made with a large caliber pistol round or or shotgun shell. However, it's my understanding that the "muzzel blast" is the general killing mechanism.

http://www.freediver.net/freedivelist/faqstuff/faq_bangsticks.html

Just so you know, when I clicked the link, a big picture of Charlie Sheen popped up.

Yep. Just close the begging pop-up.
Vittos Ordination2
10-05-2006, 06:09
Yep. Just close the begging pop-up.

Yeah, I figured DCD didn't want Charlie Sheen for Christmas.
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 06:34
http://www.sanjuanenterprise.com/products.htm

I neeeed one of these. I neeeeds it. It's just got so much novelty value.
Vittos Ordination2
10-05-2006, 06:35
http://www.sanjuanenterprise.com/products.htm

I neeeed one of these. I neeeeds it. It's just got so much novelty value.

I want one of those, only I want it to shoot little knives.
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 06:40
I want a clip for it. A knife that shoots knives would be better, though, as you say.
Straughn
10-05-2006, 06:42
I want a clip for it. A knife that shoots knives would be better, though, as you say.
Isn't there a char on here by name of Cthulu Fthagn?
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 07:00
Isn't there a char on here by name of Cthulu Fthagn?

Maybe there is. It looks like there's a Cthulhu Fhtagn.
He actually spelled it right, which I failed to do.

I'm afraid I didn't look much at the forums before I created this nation.
Straughn
10-05-2006, 07:04
Maybe there is. It looks like there's a Cthulhu Fhtagn.
He actually spelled it right, which I failed to do.

I'm afraid I didn't look much at the forums before I created this nation.
I'm not being critical, just noticed, figured i'd ask. So why that name?
Divine Imaginary Fluff
10-05-2006, 08:34
A knife that shoots knives would be better, though, as you say.Or how about these...?
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Weapons_that_shoot_other_Weapons
Laerod
10-05-2006, 10:09
Here's what I want for Christmas

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20064112323234823.asp

How cool is that? It's a flashlight and a concealed deadly weapon all in one!You want Charlie Sheen for Christmas?
Oh, wait... That was a commercial... Let me click it away.
Not bad
10-05-2006, 10:22
Here's what I want for Christmas

http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20064112323234823.asp

How cool is that? It's a flashlight and a concealed deadly weapon all in one!

A flashlight/firearm combo that is useless at night? The shot (.410) or bullet (.380) comes ot the wrong end. If you point the light at something the gun is pointed at you. If the gun is pointed away from you the light is pointed at you.

I can see problems with this.
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 15:10
I'm not being critical, just noticed, figured i'd ask. So why that name?

Well, I was playing Call of Cthulhu when I was making this nation, and I... am not the best at making up names.
Dung Pow
10-05-2006, 15:26
it's obviously a wind up where do they put the batteries if they put a shotgun in the handle check the date it was posted I bet it was April 1st
Potarius
10-05-2006, 15:26
I'd like one of these, though I might end up getting one before Christmas, which would rock.

http://www.amusicdirect.com/products/detail.asp?sku=ABELVP129

The Bellari VP129 vacuum tube phono preamp. Of course, if I had the money, I'd rather get one of these...

http://www.vtl.com/pages/preamplifiers/75/

What a monster. Look at the data specifications! It makes records sound like they're playing out of thin air!
Dung Pow
10-05-2006, 15:38
Typical......I'm off
Straughn
11-05-2006, 07:45
You want Charlie Sheen for Christmas?
Oh, wait... That was a commercial... Let me click it away.
He has a pretty cool tattoo on his chest - a "Back in 15 Minutes" note. :p
The Hogfather
11-05-2006, 20:17
glingleglingleglingle

adding to the list...

Straughn: a smilie face
Ftagn and Vittos Ordination2: knife guns
Divine Imaginary Fluff: a List of weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist, but should
Potarius: http://www.vtl.com/pages/preamplifiers/75/


:::checks new list twice:::
Straughn
12-05-2006, 08:43
glingleglingleglingle

adding to the list...

Straughn: a smilie face

Woo, goodie goodie goodie! I - wait, does it take batteries? No ... well i'll just plug it in here ... ah - okay, here, i think it goes lik-
*FZAP*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1471.gif