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Do you have any intention of killing yourself or are you just curious?

Why?

Arrange for fate to unexpectedly evaporate you

jumping off a very high building with nothing to obstruct your decent and keeping you eyes closed.

don't do it though. that'd be stupid and pointless.

Do you have any intention of killing yourself or are you just curious?

Guess.

jumping off a very high building with nothing to obstruct your decent and keeping you eyes closed.

don't do it though. that'd be stupid and pointless.

Is there a reason not to?

Suicide

There is no way to die quickly and painlessly. Either it'll be painful, or it'll be drawn out. This is one of the reasons why suicide is not more common.

Is there a reason not to?
Family, friends...

Suicide

lol.

Remember a considerate suicide offs themselves in an easy to clean up manner.

Pills rarely work, atleast not OTC stuff.
Guns work a majority of the time, bullet to the head will more than likely kill you. There is a slim chance that you will survive as a vegetable for decades. It's also incredibly messy.
Shot in the heart, somewhat slower, you'll bleed out quickly and lose conciousness in less than a minute once your heart has stopped.
Knife in the heart, same as the gunshot, much less messy, less chance to being fatal.
Jumping off something. Absurdly messy, there's always an off chance you'd survive impact and die slowly.

Family, friends...

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.

There is no way to die quickly and painlessly. Either it'll be painful, or it'll be drawn out. This is one of the reasons why suicide is not more common.

Well, I can think of a few, but I shouldn't say much.

Heroin overdose would probably be pretty painless. You just nod out, stop breathing while you are unconscious, and die. Still I wouldn't reccomend it. If you're really thinking about killing yourself seek some counseling or at least do something usefull and strap a bomb to yourself and kill some infidels or something.

Is there a reason not to?

i already said - it's stupid and pointless. it's just taking the path of least resistance. i don't think that's the same as saying it's the cowards' way out, i certainly wouldn't have the guts to do it, i just think that it's the way out of a situation which requires the least amount of effort. it's also incredibly inconsiderate.

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.
Then live on to spite the planet. Stupid planet.

naturally, in your sleep, not exactly suicide but...

Remember a considerate suicide offs themselves in an easy to clean up manner.

Pills rarely work, atleast not OTC stuff.
Guns work a majority of the time, bullet to the head will more than likely kill you. There is a slim chance that you will survive as a vegetable for decades. It's also incredibly messy.
Shot in the heart, somewhat slower, you'll bleed out quickly and lose conciousness in less than a minute once your heart has stopped.
Knife in the heart, same as the gunshot, much less messy, less chance to being fatal.
Jumping off something. Absurdly messy, there's always an off chance you'd survive impact and die slowly.

Should we be encouraging this sort of discussion? erm...

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.Don't be so conceited. I'm sure lots of bad stuff happens that isn't your fault, and I'm sure that you cause good things to happen, too.

Then live on to spite the planet. Stupid planet.

Funny.

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.


Oh please, you're not remotely that important. And on the off chance you are can I send you a list of names of people I'd like to see humiliated in horrible public accidents involving urination?

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.

If you kill yourself, their lives will be hundreds of times worse. Trust me.

Pills rarely work, atleast not OTC stuff.

How effective would Co-Codamol be? It's prescription and a combination of paracetamol and co-codeine.

>_>

I hope this is not because of the drubbing you got in the other forum. Sleeping tablets

I'm crying now. Fucking Bipolar Disorder.

I hope this is not because of the drubbing you got in the other forum. Sleeping tablets

It's almost exclusively because of that thread. I have bipolar, I get suicidal extrememly easily.

Funny.
Seriously, only people suffering from painfull terminal diseases and people who make me angry should commit suicide. In the words of a very wise man "Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know?"

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.

Oh dear god. No one said so, at any point of the converstaion you humiliated yourself by saying Abu Ghraib was justified and how human pyramids are funny. We just merely pointed out that you're an idiot. No one wanted you to kill yourself, man. Now put away that knife!

How effective would Co-Codamol be? It's prescription and a combination of paracetamol and co-codeine.

Not sure what that first one is. Codeine however isn't much of a sedative, you'd need a ton of it. Best way with pills would probably be common blood pressure meds. OD on that and your blood pressure drops til you die. Due to the pervasive nature of hypertension these days it's easily acquired and folks rarely think of it.

That said Suicide is a fairly dumb thing, but hey it's your life, bear in mind you only get one and you're dead an awful long time.

Jump from a plane flying at a 5000 m altitude. You'll be falling really fast. ;)

I'm crying now. Fucking Bipolar Disorder.Are you being treated for your bipolar disorder? If not, you should be.

It's almost exclusively because of that thread. I have bipolar, I get suicidal extrememly easily.

Just because a few people disagreed with your, admittedly extreme and irrational points? Just have a sit down. Go outside for a while. At the end of the day, it is the internet. Don't take it so seriously.

How effective would Co-Codamol be? It's prescription and a combination of paracetamol and co-codeine.
The paracetamol would likely off you slowly rather than the codeine. Liver failure is not a fun way to go.

It's almost exclusively because of that thread. I have bipolar, I get suicidal extrememly easily.

Come back and play nice and all will be forgiven. Most of us thought your comments were purposefully provcative and I'm sure no one really thinks the world would be better off without you.

Are you being treated for your bipolar disorder? If not, you should be.

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.

I have/had serious depression and wouldn't get medicated. I was stupid to do so. You should see someone about this

That people want to kill themselves, I can understand. I´d never do it, but that´s their choice. If they´ve given it long thought, been to see help, tried everything in their power to change themselves or their problems without avail, it can seem there is no way out except death.

First off: don´t kill yourself by throwing yourself in front of a train, to inflict a trauma like that upon another ( the driver/conductor) is pure selfish immorality. For that matter, if you kill yourself in public, the little girl walking by as your carcass (or what´s left of it) is scraped off the side-walk will not have pretty dreams for a long long time.

If you´re really decided to do it, do it where it´s safe, secluded and where you have the possiblity of changing your mind at the last moment. Because if you´ve changed your mind about committing suicide than there is something inside of you that wishes to live, and finds living not the hell you might have enivioned it to be.

I´ve known a few people who were cutting into their wrists or stood on that ledge staring down twenty floors, most of them changed their minds at the last minute, thinking life, if not much, at least to be worth something. One of my friends now has found the love of his life afte also battling cancer.

Suicide for me is the taking of yourself the possiblity of happiness in this life. And while in moments of extreme depression the possiblity seems all but faded forever, it will always be present.

Most of the times we are not Job entirely just yet...

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.Well, whichever mental illness you have, you should be treated for it. I suggest seeing a psychologist and a psychiatrist.

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.

Good. After your done with that, go to the library and get some real information about things of the world, about the history and the present.

Then come back here, and we will not blaim you for really stupid posts, because you will not do them anymore. You will feel a lot better then too, I promise.

The paracetamol would likely off you slowly rather than the codeine. Liver failure is not a fun way to go.

Thanks. I have access to 100 tablets, with 500mg of Paracetamol and 8mg of Codeine each. Any thoughts about that?

Well, whichever mental illness you have, you should be treated for it. I suggest seeing a psychologist and a psychiatrist.

My parents wouldn't believe me. I'm eccentric. They wouldn't believe me if I'd sustained third degree burns to 85% of my body.

Either way, I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.

That said Suicide is a fairly dumb thing, but hey it's your life, bear in mind you only get one and you're dead an awful long time.

75.3 years to be exact.

If you're depressed, you should seek medical help. And keep in mind that someone probably loves you, and they'd really be torn up if you killed yourself.

My parents wouldn't believe me. I'm eccentric. They wouldn't believe me if I'd sustained third degree burns to 85% of my body.

Either way, I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.Talk to a school counselor, and the counselor can talk to them.

It really doesn't matter if you wouldn't kill yourself or not, the feeling that you might can be lessened or eliminated through treatment.

Thanks. I have access to 100 tablets, with 500mg of Paracetamol and 8mg of Codeine each. Any thoughts about that?
Throw them out unless your back hurts or something. Paracetamol, acetomenaphen to us Yanks, is pretty hepatoxic. Not a good choice for a recreational drug. For suicide, it's a slow and unpleasant way to go. It will result in organ failure and a slow death in a hospital bed.

75.3 years to be exact.

What happens on 75.4? Do you become a zombie?


*Prays*

My parents wouldn't believe me. I'm eccentric. They wouldn't believe me if I'd sustained third degree burns to 85% of my body.

Either way, I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.

Cowardice is humanities self defense mechanism. one should never be ashamed of cowardice, it keeps us alive. I suggest you see someone soon, go around your parents if needs be.

Also, you should use the forums as places to learn other people's point of view and be less inclined to make statements off the cuff because that will only lead to the kind of feeding frenzy that happened earlier.

My parents wouldn't believe me. I'm eccentric. They wouldn't believe me if I'd sustained third degree burns to 85% of my body.

Either way, I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.


#1 How old are you?
#2 How do you know you're bipolar?

My brother is bi-polar, I don't think he's actually suicidal, he's made a couple of really laughable attempts.

What happens on 75.4? Do you become a zombie?


*Prays*

You will come back as you were before! So in your case... yes, a zombie! :p

You will come back as you were before! So in your case... yes, a zombie! :p

Sweet! Brain a-chewing, here I come!

First, suicide is incredibly selfish. It might be an easy solution for you, but it's the worst-case scenario for everyone else. It's incredibly cruel to others, for one thing.

Second, it has a very high failure rate. It's not likely to be painless or quick. There are excellent books available at any book store for BP disorder and depression. If you'd like a list, I'd be happy to help you with that. It's important that you deal with this. Very important. Not just for your life but for all the people around you. You may not feel like this is true, but they need you and they need you to be level and healthy.

Life is an amazing gift. An incredible gift. And for some of us at times it's torturous and evil, but if we find solutions to get to a better point, and you can and will, it's a beautiful and incredible thing. Trust me, if you're considering suicide, you're not living life like you should. But you can. Start by addressing whatever it is that makes you consider suicide. In this case, it seems to be internal, so again there are many books that are very helpful in starting down the path to healing. If you need help, then seek it. It's out there. There's financial assistance if you need it. There's anonymous help if you need it. But it start with you. Make a choice to live. It's worth it.

#1 How old are you?
#2 How do you know you're bipolar?

My brother is bi-polar, I don't think he's actually suicidal, he's made a couple of really laughable attempts.

1) 17
2) I don't know I'm bipolar. Most of the time, I'm fine. But sometimes, I just feel like shit. Like now. And I never cry. But I did now.

#1 How old are you?
#2 How do you know you're bipolar?

My brother is bi-polar, I don't think he's actually suicidal, he's made a couple of really laughable attempts.

There are degrees of BP and different types. Your brother may not have the same type or same severity as KP.

1) 17
2) I don't know I'm bipolar. Most of the time, I'm fine. But sometimes, I just feel like shit. Like now. And I never cry. But I did now.

Why exactly are/were you crying? Is it because of what was said in here, or is your depression caused by some RL issues?

The fact you made a thread to NS General when this happened, instead of, like, calling to a good friend is also more than slightly concerning...

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.

Seriously, if you are considering killing yourself over this game you need to log off and call a hot line NOW.

Why exactly are/were you crying? Is it because of what was said in here, or is your depression caused by some RL issues?

I don't know why I'm depressed/bipolar. Life is pretty good now. But I dunno. That thread triggered it. Now I'm crying.

1) 17
2) I don't know I'm bipolar. Most of the time, I'm fine. But sometimes, I just feel like shit. Like now. And I never cry. But I did now.

Bi-polars usually have mood swings, can go from in a good mood to upset at the drop of a hat. As I said my older brother is bi-polar as is my father. You're 17, go see a doctor on your own. There are medications that can even you out a bit. Bi-Polar is caused I believe by a chemical imbalance rather than a pyschological problem, although if you're nuts ontop of it then it can make things worse.

Bi-polars usually have mood swings, can go from in a good mood to upset at the drop of a hat. As I said my older brother is bi-polar as is my father. You're 17, go see a doctor on your own. There are medications that can even you out a bit. Bi-Polar is caused I believe by a chemical imbalance rather than a pyschological problem, although if you're nuts ontop of it then it can make things worse.Yes, it's a chemical imbalance, and easily remedied. It's also the second most severe form of mental illness, after schizophrenia.

1) 17
2) I don't know I'm bipolar. Most of the time, I'm fine. But sometimes, I just feel like shit. Like now. And I never cry. But I did now.
Sounds to me like what you need is a good old fashioned hug, not suggestions on how to kill yourself, lad!

:fluffle:

Everybody feels like shit now and then. Bipolars don't have the monopoly on feeling-like-shit-days. They just get a bigger share, that's all.

I don't know why I'm depressed/bipolar. Life is pretty good now. But I dunno. That thread triggered it. Now I'm crying.

The thread got quite vicious. I'm sorry for that. A couple things would help you. Spend less time in front of the scren; don't fight so hard and remember that the teenage years are full of angst and melodrama, that is what they are for. If you get really depressed you need to tell people, even if its is the people ripping the flesh off your statements

Jump from a plane flying at a 5000 m altitude. You'll be falling really fast. ;)

Actually, assuming the plane is moving horizontal to the ground, you'd fall at the same speed no matter how fast the plane was going

Committing suicide require neither bravery nor cowardice. Suicide happens when your pain outweighs your ability to cope with pain for an extended period of time. Suicide is a choice, and, like most choices, it should be an informed one. Commiting suicide is a cruel act, really. You will more than likely ruin at least a few people's lives; the suicide of a loved one is nigh impossible to overcome fully. For them, minutes with pass like days. The funeral arrangements will be a painful process, not to mention the funeral itself. You will be guilty of murder in the first degree, which is a serious thing to do whether you are a moral person or not. No matter your method, you will leave a dead body, which could horribly traumatize the person who found you.

In the end, you're doing more than killing yourself. You're quite possibly ending the lives of several others.

Instead of meds, it'd just be easier not to get involved in serious debates. That when I get depressed.

Funny.

Well, it keeps me going since 15 years...

I don't know why I'm depressed/bipolar. Life is pretty good now. But I dunno. That thread triggered it. Now I'm crying.

I'd agree with the whole doctors and getting looked at thing. But I'd also say, if the thread triggered you, then perhaps not stating such trollish things and calling people names, then assuming a victim complex when people respond, as they will, might not be the best way to do things, huh?

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Yes, it's a chemical imbalance, and easily remedied. It's also the second most severe form of mental illness, after schizophrenia.

One important point, once you're on meds. KEEP TAKING THEM! Big problem with folks on medication for disorders like that is once the drugs kick in, they feel good for a while and stop taking them. Me I take my Zoloft religiously every day.


I'm not bi-polar, just garden variety depressed.

Actually, assuming the plane is moving horizontal to the ground, you'd fall at the same speed no matter how fast the plane was going
He was talking highth-wise, not speed-wise. And it wouldn't really matter how many thousands of meters you fell from due to terminal velocity.

Meh. I think you're just making fun of those who take your posts seriously, like you did in that thread. Or then it's just simply

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5342/whore8it.jpg

There is no way to die quickly and painlessly. Either it'll be painful, or it'll be drawn out. This is one of the reasons why suicide is not more common.

Completely untrue. A professionally administered cocktail of lethal drugs into the arteries almost always guarantees a quick and painless death.

Instantaneous vaporization by placing one's self under an industrial class 50,000 megawatt cutting laser also works.

Shall we get back to the fun now that things have cooled down? I've got to leave the offcie soon and I want to fight (debate... sorry)

K-P I know I not speaking for the rest of us, but you are welcome to return if you relax a bit.

See someone soon.

One important point, once you're on meds. KEEP TAKING THEM! Big problem with folks on medication for disorders like that is once the drugs kick in, they feel good for a while and stop taking them. Me I take my Zoloft religiously every day.


I'm not bi-polar, just garden variety depressed.Good point. Going off the meds cold turkey is often worse than if you'd never taken them at all, as your body goes through withdrawal.

I'm going to bed. I'll be back to my racist, evil, idiotic self tomorrow.

Besides, for the record, there's only one nice way to go. And it's heart failure while orgasming :p

Sure, it may be a bit traumatic for your partner, but it sure as hell beats one of those violent and messy gunshots or jumping off something. So if you really want to die, I suggest you go outside and fuck your brains out until your heart can't take it anymore!

And, the fun fact is that even if your attempt fails with this method, at least you've had plenty fun! :D

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.

Even if it were true that it happened before (which I doubt), there is no reason for it to stay this way. If it's because of that you want to kill yourself, then better use your energy and time helping your family, friends, and the planet. There are plenty of things you can do for that. And nothing like good old altruism to remove the idea of suicide from your head :) Feeling useful is enough to give you the will to live.

Besides, for the record, there's only one nice way to go. And it's heart failure while orgasming :p

Sure, it may be a bit traumatic for your partner, but it sure as hell beats one of those violent and messy gunshots or jumping off something. So if you really want to die, I suggest you go outside and fuck your brains out until your heart can't take it anymore!

And, the fun fact is that even if your attempt fails with this method, at least you've had plenty fun! :D

Enough already, stop giving the kid ideas. Though I do agree

I'm going to bed. I'll be back to my racist, evil, idiotic self tomorrow.
Dammit. Try the library-thing I mentioned before you get back to here first, pretty please?

Besides, for the record, there's only one nice way to go. And it's heart failure while orgasming :p

Sure, it may be a bit traumatic for your partner, but it sure as hell beats one of those violent and messy gunshots or jumping off something. So if you really want to die, I suggest you go outside and fuck your brains out until your heart can't take it anymore!

And, the fun fact is that even if your attempt fails with this method, at least you've had plenty fun! :D

Cool dude :cool:

No. I'm not even sure if I have it. I assume I do. Either that or depression. I didn't cry when my father had a stroke, but I'm crying now.

Then go and seek for medical support. Doctors exist to cure people. There is no shame to go and see one. Bipolar is curable.

And for what happened in those forums, well, I often violently disagreed with you, but that doesn't mean I wish you dead. Disagreeing doesn't mean hating. And well, everyone can change ;)

My parents wouldn't believe me.

Can I ask you what's your age ? Anyway, I'm not sure how it is where you live, but in France, we have some free support line for teens/kids in trouble, including what you seem to have. If there is something like that, call them. They are here to help.

I'm eccentric.

So I am. There is nothing wrong in that.

Either way, I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.

I'm glad to here that. But some people say that it's the cowards who commit suicide, when they don't have the courage to face life. Don't label yourself coward too easily ;)

Dammit. Try the library-thing I mentioned before you get back to here first, pretty please?

Give up. I've tried countless times before. He just keeps doing this stuff, then claims to be a victim.

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.

Unless you put Hitler, Stalin and Saddam into office, were responsible for the national debt and been actively involved in Al-Quida, I'd say there's a good chance you're not responsible for everything (and pardon the possible mispelling). Suicide is a coward's way out. If you kill yourself, all the time and resources that went into your construction (food, clothes, shelter, etc) were wasted, and as such you only make things worse. If you really feel so bad, try and fix things instead of making them worse. Join the army and die with a purpose at the very least, as anything else would only be worse for you and everyone else. Die with honor, at the least.

Give up. I've tried countless times before. He just keeps doing this stuff, then claims to be a victim.
He has form?

1) 17

Well, at 17, I think that if you go to a doctor, he'll not to tell to your parents. Medical secret and so on.

2) I don't know I'm bipolar. Most of the time, I'm fine. But sometimes, I just feel like shit. Like now. And I never cry. But I did now.

Well, that happens to everyone. If it happens often/regularly, then you have to worry, but doctors can help.

Can I ask you what's your age ? Anyway, I'm not sure how it is where you live, but in France, we have some free support line for teens/kids in trouble, including what you seem to have. If there is something like that, call them. They are here to help.

He's already the first answered one (he's 17), and I posted a whole bunch of numbers in Aus for him...

- I'll be fine. It's not that serious. I wouldn't actually kill myself, I'm too much of a coward.

It's amazing how often cowardess can save people. :rolleyes: But really, if you find your life has no meaning, join the army and volunteer for the spec-ops (yes, seeing your friends blown up around you and various body parts lying here and there tend to be very traumatic, but perhaps it will increase your cowardess of suicide, and thus force you to be productive. There is always a silver lining)

He has form?

Oh yes, one as long as my arm. He usually posts xenophobic norwegian articles about the West being attacked or cowtowing to Muslims, which are found to be false. Thats if he isn't bragging about beating up Muslims or somesuch tripe.

Oh yes, one as long as my arm. He usually posts xenophobic norwegian articles about the West being attacked or cowtowing to Muslims, which are found to be false. Thats if he isn't bragging about beating up Muslims or somesuch tripe.

Has no one reported him?

Enough already, stop giving the kid ideas. Though I do agree
Anyone taking my suggestion seriously is in zero danger of dying, methinks. If he gets a heart failure at 17, he either had an unknown heart condition, or just spent 12 hours straight boinking like a rabbit in heat without pausing to drink a glass of water.

Besides, I'm sure anyone suffering from depression can't stay depressed for long having that much sex :D (of course, that's forgetting that a depressive person sees his/her libido fall to almost zero).

Anyone taking my suggestion seriously is in zero danger of dying, methinks. If he gets a heart failure at 17, he either had an unknown heart condition, or just spent 12 hours straight boinking like a rabbit in heat without pausing to drink a glass of water.

Besides, I'm sure anyone suffering from depression can't stay depressed for long having that much sex :D (of course, that's forgetting that a depressive person sees his/her libido fall to almost zero).
It wasn't the killing himself I was worried about, it was sending a fucked up kid on a booty hunt, almost inevitable that he would not get any and there'd be one more chalk dust angle.

It wasn't the killing himself I was worried about, it was sending a fucked up kid on a booty hunt, almost inevitable that he would not get any and there'd be one more chalk dust angle.
Gah, my comment was obviously humorous. *sigh* Yeah, I suppose he could have taken it too seriously, but that's higly unlikely. At any rate, now he knows I wasn't being serious, doesn't he?

and how human pyramids are funny. We just merely pointed out that you're an idiot. No one wanted you to kill yourself, man. Now put away that knife!
Human pyramids are funny. And when made up of toned gymnasts they can even be quite sexy.

I've been told Freezing to death is pretty painless.

I've been told Freezing to death is pretty painless.
I don't know if it was the early stages of hypothermia or just exhaustion, but I've gone on long hikes in the winter, sometimes through snow before, and often felt euphoric and very calm almost as if I had taken a handfull of valium towards the end of the hikes. If that's hypothermia, then it's not a bad way to go at all.

I don't know if it was the early stages of hypothermia or just exhaustion, but I've gone on long hikes in the winter, sometimes through snow before, and often felt euphoric and very calm almost as if I had taken a handfull of valium towards the end of the hikes. If that's hypothermia, then it's not a bad way to go at all.

Drowning is similar but it's almost impossible to do on purpose. Initially it's fairly traumatic like hypothermia is because you can absolutely feel what's happening but eventually the body realizes the situation and basically protects you from the pain of it. I nearly drowned and it was completely euphoric right up until a woman screamed and pulled me from the water and asked whose kid I was.

Drowning is similar but it's almost impossible to do on purpose. Initially it's fairly traumatic like hypothermia is because you can absolutely feel what's happening but eventually the body realizes the situation and basically protects you from the pain of it. I nearly drowned and it was completely euphoric right up until a woman screamed and pulled me from the water and asked whose kid I was.
I've almost drowned twice. I wouldn't want to go through it again. Struggling to stay afloat and trying to cough up lungfulls of water isn't my idea of euphoric.

What the hell are you doing that you're nearly freezing to death or drowning, DCD?

What the hell are you doing that you're nearly freezing to death or drowning, DCD?
I almost drowned as a boy twice. Once at the beach in rough waves, once in the pool at day camp. As for nearly freezing, I'm not entirely sure it was hypothermia. It could just have been exhaustion. Hiking fast through alot of snow gets tiring. I used to like to take day hikes and didn't consider freezing temperatures or snow on the ground as significant obstacles to hitting the trails.

Everything bad that happens to them is my fault. Everything bad in the world is my fault. The planet would be better off if I was dead.


You probably are aware on some level that isnt true.

If you are really looking to NS for answers, take my advice and call any one of these suicide hotlines-

08 98 422776 Albany Samaritins
03 63 313355 Lifelink Samaritins

Talk to a real person who cares and can help you get a proper perspective on things.

I suggest you do so now.


Edit- I had mistakenly though OP was in the US and originally had US hotlines. I found two in Austalia though, as seen above.

I've almost drowned twice. I wouldn't want to go through it again. Struggling to stay afloat and trying to cough up lungfulls of water isn't my idea of euphoric.

No, then you didn't "nearly drowned". You were having trouble swimming and swallowing water. When you actually get close to drowning, when you've actually been denied oxygen for long enough that your body decides that salvation is unlikely, you experience euphoria just before you slip into unconsciousness. I was underwater for a good amount of time and I can remember how freaked I was at first, but when that moment hit it seemed like I was in this wonderful place for quite some time. I could see distant legs slowly passing by in the murky water and watched the sand as it offered nothing to stop me from being dragged out. Then I saw a huge trunk of a leg pale and hairy in the water. I remember it so distinctly now that I could probably concentrate and count the hairs. I calmly reached out and clung to it and she screamed and pulled me from the water.

Your comparison is like me saying that hypothermia isn't euphoric because my brother threw me outside in my underwear and falling in the snow was painful. The point you were at with hypothermia was much further along the road to death.

No, then you didn't "nearly drowned". You were having trouble swimming and swallowing water. When you actually get close to drowning, when you've actually been denied oxygen for long enough that your body decides that salvation is unlikely, you experience euphoria just before you slip into unconsciousness. I was underwater for a good amount of time and I can remember how freaked I was at first, but when that moment hit it seemed like I was in this wonderful place for quite some time. I could see distant legs slowly passing by in the murky water and watched the sand as it offered nothing to stop me from being dragged out. Then I saw a huge trunk of a leg pale and hairy in the water. I remember it so distinctly now that I could probably concentrate and count the hairs. I calmly reached out and clung to it and she screamed and pulled me from the water.

Your comparison is like me saying that hypothermia isn't euphoric because my brother threw me outside in my underwear and falling in the snow was painful. The point you were at with hypothermia was much further along the road to death.

Well it felt lousy. The second time was the worst. Highly chlorinated doesn't feel good in your lungs.

Well it felt lousy. The second time was the worst. Highly chlorinated doesn't feel good in your lungs.

Drowning, suffocating is absolutely horrendous. Chlorinated water in your lungs is lousy, saltwater isnt any better. I dont wish it on anyone.

Drowning, suffocating is absolutely horrendous. Chlorinated water in your lungs is lousy, saltwater isnt any better. I dont wish it on anyone.

Again, I think that is just the initial feeling. My experience the experience of two friends who were actually revived with CPR is that it becomes euphoric after you are denied oxygen long enough. Now, from what they tell me, being revived sucked pretty bad.

I've been told Freezing to death is pretty painless.

I don't know about that. I've never been in danger of freezing to death, but I've been out in the cold long enough to almost freeze my hands and feet off, and I can tell you, it hurts!

I'm not going to go with the general drive of this thread, that suicide is bad and things will look better with time. Those are true, but ultimately a person's life is their own, to conduct, to waste, and yes, to end, if that is what they truly wish.

My father was an EMT for almost forty years, and we occasionally discussed things that would probably make people blink. One of those was suicide.

BY GUN: The most effective and painless method is to put your gun in your mouth, with a slight upward angle. This will maximize your chances of taking out the brainstem and causing instantaneous death. Use the most powerful weapon available; shotguns recommended.

JUMPING OFF SOMETHING TALL: Definitely not recommended. Terminal velocity is only 90% fatal, and 40% of that includes dying weeks later as your shattered bod finally gives up the ghost.

OVERDOSE: Opiates will kill you quick and painless. Atropine will kill you, but you won't like the side effects, ditto Insulin. DO NOT use Paracetamol or Aspirin! These may or may not be fatal, but WILL fuck up your body to the point of being a living hell.

KNIFE: Cutting wrists might work, EVENTUALLY, but you'd have to cut deep, use hot water to prevent clotting, and live with the pain for hours. Instead, cut an X deep into the flesh iside your elbow. The major arteries and veins that are buried deep inside the wrist are close to the surface there. Blood loss should kill you in under an hour.
Alternatively, you could try to cut your throat. Unfortunately, the Jugular Veins and Carotid Arteries aren't easy to find, despite their size and importance, and you could end up drowning in your own blood instead. To be avoided.

VEHICLES: Definitely not recommended. You'll probably wind up killing someone else instead of yourself.

I am neither endorsing nor criticizing anyone's choices as to the above. For me, while I live, I will ever struggle for one more breath, one more heartbeat. I will never give up.

What's the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?
I don't know. Methinks we need a survey done on this.

Anyone here with any successful experience in suicide methods?

<_<;

I don't know. Methinks we need a survey done on this.

Anyone here with any successful experience in suicide methods?

<_<;

I've killed myself many times. Thankfully, I have transferred my consciousness over into a virus which now feeds off of thousands of computers to replicate my brain.

I've killed myself many times. Thankfully, I have transferred my consciousness over into a virus which now feeds off of thousands of computers to replicate my brain.
Neat. World of Warcraft must be fun in that state.

Neat. World of Warcraft must be fun in that state.

I box 173 accounts.

find four horses.

tie one to each limb.


make them run.


you get torn apart.


you die.

Sitting on a giant bomb.

Real romantics shoot themselves in the heart though.

find four horses.

tie one to each limb.


make them run.


you get torn apart.


you die.
That sounds... really sore.

>_>

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Good ole Dorothy Parker.

Heroin overdose would probably be pretty painless. You just nod out, stop breathing while you are unconscious, and die. Still I wouldn't reccomend it. If you're really thinking about killing yourself seek some counseling or at least do something usefull and strap a bomb to yourself and kill some infidels or something.
I love the caring individual i see before me. :) Dude, there are better things to do than kill yourself, e.g. work in fast food and produce crap for people to eat, it is a very needed existance.

Sitting on a giant bomb.

Real romantics shoot themselves in the heart though.
Like Herve Villechaize?

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In the early morning hours of September 4, 1993 his common-law wife (even though she didn't live in the same house) would find his dead dwarf body. It seems Herve had written a suicide note, grabbed his tape recorder and proceeded to his cluttered backyard. He turned on the tape recorder and spoke into the microphone, "Kathy, I can't live like this anymore. I've always been a proud man and always wanted to make you proud of me. You know you made me feel like a giant and that's how I want you to remember me" After a bit more dwarf rambling he said "I'm doing what I have to do...I want everything to go to Kathy...I want everyone to know that I love them."
In a sitting position, Herve leaned back against the sliding glass patio door, placed a pillow against his chest, and fired the pistol into the pillow. The bullet would travel through Herve's chest shattering the glass door, pass through a kitchen cabinet and eventually end up lodged in a wall. The tape recorder caught the sound of Herve cocking the pistol just before the deadly shots rang out. As he lay slumped against the glass door he mumbled, "it hurts, it hurts...Im dieing, I'm dieing."

Like Herve Villechaize?

http://i2.tinypic.com/xm6hht.jpg

Elliott Smith stabbed himself through his own heart. Thats gotta take some doing.

Elliott Smith stabbed himself through his own heart. Thats gotta take some doing.
So what? He never inspired such great T-shirts.

http://i1.tinypic.com/xm7580.jpg

Kievan-Prussia has been given a 7-day forum ban (from another thread), so he won't be replying to any of the suggestions in this thread. If he wants to continue the discussion at the point he returns, he may. But this thread is getting locked.