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Simple as that. What is your greatest fear? Mine is poison. That's why I'm also afraid of spiders, snakes, and any animal which carries poison.

my greatest fear above all else is my friends abandoning me. after that it's arachnophobia then vertigo.

The loss of any limb or member, other than one of the smaller toes or fingers.

being in a situation where my kids need my help but I am unable to help them

after that (in no specific order)

crickets
pigeons
pitt bulls (the ones that are bred to fight, not the nice ones)
DHS

that's about it.

Any arachnids and poisonous snakes.

Having my liberties curbed.

Uncontrollable variance in my stock portfolio.... my arm feels numb oh my god heart attack!!

a tie-up between going blind, losing the love or respect of my loved ones (parents or gf), or my irrational fear of wasps and bees/flying insects (hearing one buzz by sends terror into my soul :eek: )

to be caged until old age nd use acepts the bars so all hope of freedom is gone

to be caged until old age nd use acepts the bars so all hope of freedom is gone
LotR rocks, even when the quotes are screwed up by poor spelling and grammar.

My greatest fear is the wind. As long as I can remember, I've lived on the top floor of apartment buildings (albeit small ones, no taller than 3 stories), and most of them have been drafty. Whenever there's a strong wind howling through, I feel like the top of the building's gonna get ripped off and fly away. After that, it's loneliness and heights, but the latter is only when I'm standing on top of a steep hill or cliff that's more than 10 feet off the ground below. Looking out a high window or off a balcony doesn't freak me out, but standing right next to a steep fall with no bars or windows... *Shudder*

Finding out that I'm nothing but the product of a solipsist mind.

Fear itself? Yeah, that's it!

*Poses like a true statesman*

Another major fear of mine is being curbstomped. It makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it.

Needles.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLESSSSSSSSSS!

*Dies*

I don't like poison either. I have more of a fear of catching a terminal illness- more one which can be caught rather than one which is genetic or developed or one you can't do anything about. I also don't like heights and water, but I don't find either particularly scary. What I really fear is heights and water, such as bridges over rivers. Ugh. I also fear being stabbed/blown up/sniped but that's not an irrational fear as everyone is out to kill me. Yes, you. And you. And you. I know your plans.

<.<

>.>

Needles.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLESSSSSSSSSS!

*Dies*
Wuss. Needles barely even hurt.

Wuss. Needles barely even hurt.

:eek:

I am noting these down in preparation for my attempt to give you all heart attacks.

Wuss. Needles barely even hurt.
Not everyone has a pain tolerance threshold the height of the space station, TYVM. :p

:eek:
... Are you saying you disagree, or are you registering your shock that I would dare say something like that?

... Are you saying you disagree, or are you registering your shock that I would dare say something like that?

Number one.
Incidentally, my pain tolerance threshold is about as low as the molten core of the Earth :p

Yes, I am a wimp.

I'm not saying I have an incredible pain threshold. I'm saying needles barely hurt.
It's a small pinch, and then a dull, comfortable throb.

I'm only afraid that the Heavens could fall on my head. :p

(That and those pointy, hollow injectors. Please don't say that N-word again!)

Can't really say I'm afraid of spiders or snakes or scorpions 'cause we don't have'em around here (no poisonous ones) but I do have a certain respect for them ;)

(That and those pointy, hollow injectors. Please don't say that N-word again)
Needleneedleneedle. That is my revenge for your obscenely large signature.

Death by drowning.

Quadriplegia. :eek:

Quadriplegia. :eek:
Ooh, forgot a bout that one.
I also fear pediplegia.

Okay, I lied. I cannot (really cannot) stand dentists. Isn't it odd that my least painful experiences were getting teeth pulled?

The idea of letting a large hairy man poke about my moth with sharp, pointy metal implements is quite an unsettling thought.

Drowing or being burned alive, I think.

On a more day-to-day basis, I really hate being among large crowds, especially in a confined space.

On a more day-to-day basis, I really hate being among large crowds, especially in a confined space.
...You mean, like, an orgy?

Being burned alive, poisoned slowly, more recently H5N1 (Bird Flu)

...You mean, like, an orgy?Aye, those are certainly a bit intimidating to innocents like me *shifty eyes*

I am a victim of amaphobia.

David Caruso getting any kind of political power.

The Ocean (you just don't know what kind of big squishy thing with lots of teeth is floating around you in the endless void of darkness and water beneath you)
and Supernatural stuff (I've seen a ghost before, and it all just kinda freaks me out)

I actually really don't know, and it pisses me off immensely.

penguins.

Wuss. Needles barely even hurt.

I'll fight you!

Anywho...I'm not afraid of the the pain part of needles. I just don't like needles for some strange reason.

*Pow*

sharks...

Groving up, and realising that i have not achieved anything important in life.

penguins.

Bwahaha....Good...you already fear your future overlords....

I'm only afraid that the Heavens could fall on my head. :p

(That and those pointy, hollow injectors. Please don't say that N-word again!)

Can't really say I'm afraid of spiders or snakes or scorpions 'cause we don't have'em around here (no poisonous ones) but I do have a certain respect for them ;)

Syringes?

As for me? Teh Vertigo...<_>

Simple as that. What is your greatest fear? Mine is poison. That's why I'm also afraid of spiders, snakes, and any animal which carries poison.

a Phil Collins revival.

I don't think I have any actual "phobias"...


...but lets see, haemmoragic fever in concept scares the hell out of me.

hmm - probably that I'll live long enough to become an old man.

Spiders. I am physically incapable of moving if I see one. The only antidote is for a cute girl to be in the room, in which case I am able to move just enough to hit it repeatedly with a shoe.

http://teachingtreasures.com.au/Photo%20Gallery/redback.jpg

I'm so very sorry.

Spiders. I am physically incapable of moving if I see one. The only antidote is for a cute girl to be in the room, in which case I am able to move just enough to hit it repeatedly with a shoe.


but...but spiders are so cute http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/108472.jpg

Sorry, but I am not feebleminded enough to click on either of those links.

You people are cruel. ^

I don't fear much, besides needles and angry republicans.

but...but spiders are so cute http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/108472.jpg


thats a great spider, where can I get me one of those?

Sorry, but I am not feebleminded enough to click on either of those links.

my link is a picture of a beautiful waterfall with doves and flowers all over the place...

thats a great spider, where can I get me one of those?

shhhh, tis not a spider, its a waterfall!!

shhhh, tis not a spider, its a waterfall!!


of course i was talking about the lovely spider falls. Great foliage this time of year.

my link is a picture of a beautiful waterfall with doves and flowers all over the place...

Why would I want to see a picture of that? If you had said nude pics of Jessica Alba, I might have been seduced...but, alas, your plan has failed.

of course i was talking about the lovely spider falls. Great foliage this time of year.

lol :p

Why would I want to see a picture of that? If you had said nude pics of Jessica Alba, I might have been seduced...but, alas, your plan has failed.

rats :(

but you should clikc the link anyway. it wont bite...

I guess the greatest fear I have is the fear of not being here. Not so much as dying but where I go when I die and what happens when the time comes, whats next in the "Great Adventure" like if I go what becomes everything that I once knew or have come to love...heh heh just an abyss is my guess but its still kinda hard to imagine.

but you should clikc the link anyway. it wont bite...

Suuure. That's what they all say. And afterwards they say "I just don't understand, Cannibal has NEVER acted like that before."

Sorry, but I am not feebleminded enough to click on either of those links.

Link? I put mine as an image tag so I could be the ultimate bastard and leave you with no choice. Why did it backfire?

Why would I want to see a picture of that? If you had said nude pics of Jessica Alba, I might have been seduced...but, alas, your plan has failed.


NUDE PICS OF JESSICA ALBA SIGN ME UP!!


oh dammit you were only kidding, why must you play with my mind? why i ask?

Link? I put mine as an image tag so I could be the ultimate bastard and leave you with no choice. Why did it backfire?


its hard to be the ultimate bastard in a forum riddled with ultimate bastards.

its hard to be the ultimate bastard in a forum riddled with ultimate bastards.
True, but i'm not giving up the fight for any other prick.

My greatest fear is, I'm sorry to say, water. I can't swim without panicing etc.

True, but i'm not giving up the fight for any other prick.


it is an uphill battle to become ultimate bastard, many lives will perish, others will wish they have had, but I believe in you Kanabia, you among others will rise to the occasion and will become The ULTIMATE Bastard.

Until of course I come in and claim the title in one fell swoop. But when that happens remains to be seen.

My greatest fear is getting my girlfriend pregnant... yea

Peak Oil! The end of the woworld as we know it!

Mine would happen to be spiders. I kill every little spider that I come across and if I saw a wild tarantula, I'd probably run away. Of course I never have, so I don't know.

I fear Barbara Streisand. Getting hit in the nuts by a golf ball comes in a close second.

Fear of Germany in general ... You won't catch me going near that place

For all males suffering from arachnophobia, I have a cure.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/pcala.jpg

it is an uphill battle to become ultimate bastard, many lives will perish, others will wish they have had, but I believe in you Kanabia, you among others will rise to the occasion and will become The ULTIMATE Bastard.

Until of course I come in and claim the title in one fell swoop. But when that happens remains to be seen.
How many babies do I have to kick to finally win, I wonder?

For all males suffering from arachnophobia, I have a cure.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/pcala.jpg


Not falling for that one either.

For all males suffering from arachnophobia, I have a cure.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/pcala.jpg

Oooh, you know what's hot? Imagining basking in the afterglow and then feeling a prickling feeling on the back of your neck...

How many babies do I have to kick to finally win, I wonder?


The ultimate bastard is not the kicker of babies, but the devourer of babies, and kicker of old handicapped women.

Oooh, you know what's hot? Imagining basking in the afterglow and then feeling a prickling feeling on the back of your neck...

Thanks a lot. I will be sure to give your name to my girlfriend when she asks me why I cannot perform tonight.

I also fear an armed Dick Cheney, and a drunken Kennedy, hell hath no fury of a drunken Kennedy.

Thanks a lot. I will be sure to give your name to my girlfriend when she asks me why I cannot perform tonight.

You should see the picture...

The ultimate bastard is not the kicker of babies, but the devourer of babies, and kicker of old handicapped women.

I thought it was devourer of old handicapped women?

And something about puppies, but I forget.

Thanks a lot. I will be sure to give your name to my girlfriend when she asks me why I cannot perform tonight.
Glad to be of service!

I thought it was devourer of old handicapped women?

And something about puppies, but I forget.


well old ladies aren't as tasty on the grill as babies,


puppies are slain and made as the appetizer for the baby main course.

I fear being alone. I don't mean in the dark while my family's away, I mean having there be no one in the world who cares for me at all. Having no friends or family whatsoever.

My greatest fear is falling, yet I have no problem with hieghts. Explain that one!

My greatest fear is falling, yet I have no problem with hieghts. Explain that one!

It's not the heights that kill you, it's the ground. You should be scared of the ground.

well old ladies aren't as tasty on the grill as babies,


puppies are slain and made as the appetizer for the baby main course.

Well, I was thinking training the puppies to be vicious and sending them out to maul the babies and old ladies.

And then denying ever having seen the puppies.

Heheh.

Well, I was thinking training the puppies to be vicious and sending them out to maul the babies and old ladies.

And then denying ever having seen the puppies.

Heheh.


well to be the ultimate bastard you would devour the puppies after you sent them out to kill therefore destroying ALL evidence.

Hmm. I have a fear of getting cut in the throat. Ever since I found out how it is done when I was a kid I've been thinking about it too much so thats probably why.

I was afraid of needles, but nowdays I give blood to overcome that fear, I have mild arachnophobia and... uuh... I don't like dentists...

I am afraid of missed opportunities and sea monsters.

It's not the heights that kill you, it's the ground. You should be scared of the ground.
I am. I've gotten into several terror-induced brawls with it.