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that Murphy's laws is pretty darn accurate

MURPHY'S LAWS

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.


that dogs are smarter than they let on

that pigs are dumber than people think

that Butterfinger Stixx are the best candy ever!!!

what do you believe?

I believe,
That haribo is one of the best sweets ever,
People don't live how they should,
A wasted life is unrecoverable,
My girlfriend might be pregnant.

Free pornography is the most effective method of governing people.

I believe that anyone who believes in anything is either gullible or delusional. Other than that exact belief, of course.

I believe that anyone who believes in anything is either gullible or delusional. Other than that exact belief, of course.
hmm....

contradictory much?

hmm....

contradictory much?
No. I mean yes. I mean no...

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Look! Angels! And they're giving out free bacon! /flees when your back is turned/

i believe that if you give a dog a bone, it will want another one...

I'm going with the murphy's Law bit...
anything that can go wrong will go wrong

I believe if you listen to enough Herman Li guitar solos, you will become a better person by at least five orders of magnitude.

I believe in nothing. ...well, except in all that is around. Like, the universe.

...o and I believe I'm going to listen to Herman Li. five times will do?;)

I believe if you listen to enough Herman Li guitar solos, you will become a better person by at least five orders of magnitude.

Ok, that's one of those bastards of Dragon Force. I believe I'll get Vai instead, or Bumblefoot, or Ecklundh...or, well, whatever...anything with taste.:D

I believe I distract from the subject of this thread.

I believe computers are evil and would physically abuse their users if they had the necessary hardware.

Ok, that's one of those bastards of Dragon Force. I believe I'll get Vai instead, or Bumblefoot, or Ecklundh...or, well, whatever...anything with taste.:D

I believe I distract from the subject of this thread.

Pfft, you got some pretty strange ideas of what qualifies as "taste", philistine. :p

I believe computers are evil and would physically abuse their users if they had the necessary hardware.

I agree.

I remember one time my old '98-era PC had a CD-ROM of Doom. Seriously, you could put in a CD, it would spin it up to insane speeds, then you'd eject the tray and the CD would lift off like a deadly helicopter blade aimed at your face.

It was truly diabolical.

I agree.

I remember one time my old '98-era PC had a CD-ROM of Doom. Seriously, you could put in a CD, it would spin it up to insane speeds, then you'd eject the tray and the CD would lift off like a deadly helicopter blade aimed at your face.

It was truly diabolical.


my old computer would take in the CDs and it wouldnt give them out again; we had to pry it open and then switch CDs

Pfft, you got some pretty strange ideas of what qualifies as "taste", philistine. :p

Ok, I believe I like the idea of having strange ideas...nothing wrong with that;) . But I believe by no means that implicates me being philistine. I believe good taste always seems rather strange an affair to the lost masses.

Ok, I believe I like the idea of having strange ideas...nothing wrong with that;) . But I believe by no means that implicates me being a philistine. I believe good taste always seems rather strange an affair to the lost masses.

That's true. The masses have no idea about good taste. That's why they the elite like us to tell them what to enjoy.

Right? :D

That's true. The masses have no idea about good taste. That's why they the elite like us to tell them what to enjoy.

Right? :D

Wrong:D
Most of the time they won't like what you tell them to enjoy and theygo listen to Britney Spears or certain forms of powermetal instead.;)

in bumping my own thred!

I believe,

My girlfriend might be pregnant.

What, really? I can't believe nobody noticed this (or cared). What will you do if she is? Are you happy or scared (or both)? When will you know?

What, really? I can't believe nobody noticed this (or cared). What will you do if she is? Are you happy or scared (or both)? When will you know?
I missed his whole post :confused:

I am curious now too though.

I believe in what I believe. I also believe my fellow believers strongly believe in their beliefs, which I believe to be the beliefs that I believe I believe in.:confused:

I believe...

that I'd make the best darn Eliza Doolittle my school could find.
that one day, I will be in the Opera.
that peace is the answer.
that love is the strongest weapon.
that humans can be good.
that Cake is supreme.

i believe that if cats had thumbs they could rule the world






if they could be bothered.

That the world could well be better off if we slapped some people round the head slightly and told them to get on with better things. Also, that some people need a good fucking. And that Brian Eliot will one day start a riot in UCD.

I believe that Little John and the Eastside boys will soon stage a military Coup on the white house and establish a brutal new form of rule known as krunkocracy

I believe... Dragon Force sucks.

I believe in a stick. It's not much but there you go.

i believe that if cats had thumbs they could rule the world
Agreed. They already rule over us humans after all. But as a favoured one of four cats, I may go far in the new feline age. :p

<Murphy's Laws>

I believe in Jenkins Corollary: If nothing can go wrong, you've forgotten something.

I also belive that the cat that stares in my window is eeeviiiilll.

I believe in the accuracy of my sensory perceptions.
I believe there exists something beyond relativism.
I believe there is a truth there for those willing to grasp it.
- Veritas

I believe...

that I'd make the best darn Eliza Doolittle my school could find.

Not bloody likely.

I believe.......

that most "parents" aren't

that adults are threatened by free thinking children

and that I just got off the phone with someone who really really annoys me (okay, that one is easy to believe because I have evidence)

I believe.......

In EVERYTHING I read in the newspaper, hear on the radio and see on TV and the internet.

It's all true!

I believe...

That my children will be the death of me and that I'll be laughing when it happens.

That there would be fewer killings if there were more beatings.

That racial and religious hatred ought to cause sterility. I'm putting that on my list of changes for when I ascend to Almighty.

Cats are the secret government that rules us all.

I love my cat. :)

Someday I will find a giant vat of tapioca pudding to jump into.

I believe that I have a good reason to concider myself the holiest being in existance. I also believe that I am justified in having declared the following things holy:

*Caffeine (and thus caffeinated drinks. particularly coffee)
*Maniacal laugher and giggle
*Hentai (not only is it a most wholesome thing to watch, but it also gives you something to laugh and/or giggle evilly at)

what do you believe?

i believe that dark chocolate hobnobs are the best biscuits in the world, ever!
i also believe that i had far too much to drink last night. i can still taste the alcohol on my breath even after having a shower, brushing my teath, eating and being awake for 4 hours.

I believe.......

that adults are threatened by free thinking children

Do you mean 'feel' threatened? If not, could you explain?

I believe...

In these times of contention it's not my intention to make things plain
I'm looking through mirrors to catch the reflection that can't be mine
I'm losing control now I'll just have to slow down a thought or two
I can't feel the future and I'm not even certain that there is a past

I believe in the worker's revolution
And I believe in the final solution
I believe in
I believe in
I believe in the shape of things to come
And I believe in I'm not the only one
Yes I believe in
I believe in

When I poison my system I take thoughts and twist them into shapes
I'm reaching my nadir and I haven't an idea of what to do
I'm painting by numbers but can't find the colours that fill you in
I'm not even knowing if I'm coming or going if to end or begin

I believe in the immaculate conception
And I believe in the resurrection
And I believe in
I believe in
I believe in the elixir of youth
And I believe in the absolute truth
Yes I believe in
I believe in

There is no love in this world anymore
There is no love in this world anymore

I've fallen from favour while trying to savour experience
I'm seeing things clearly but it has quite nearly blown my mind
It's the aim of existence to offer resistance to the flow of time
Everything is and that is why it is will be the line

I believe in perpetual motion
And I believe in perfect devotion
I believe in
I believe in
I believe in the things I've never had
I believe in my Mum and my Dad
And I believe in
I believe in

There is no love in this world anymore
There is no love in this world anymore

I'm skippin' the pages of a book that takes ages for the foreword to end
Triangular cover concealing another aspect from view
My relative motion is just an illusion from stopping too fast
The essence of being these feelings I'm feeling I just want them to last

I believe in original sin
And I believe what I believe in
Yes I believe in
I believe in
I believe in the web of fate
And I believe in I'm going to be late
So I'll be leavin'
What I believe in

There is no love in this world anymore (repeat)