NationStates Jolt Archive


George W. Bush is a...is a...BREASTFEEDER!!!!!

My Dear JUB
08-05-2006, 19:32
"We should have a perfect right to feed our babies where we want and when we want without fear of harassment from anyone," declares George W. Bush, a likewise young mother. "Why should women hide themselves away just to assuage the silly attitudes of these narrow-minded fogies? It's totally natural, and much healthier than bottle-feeding for both mother and child so why the fuss? Today, women are afraid to breastfeed in public and the law should be on their side - if not for their benefit, then for that of the children."
Andaluciae
08-05-2006, 19:33
This is arguably one of the greatest thread titles I have ever seen on NS General.
Saipea
08-05-2006, 19:34
"We should have a perfect right to feed our babies where we want and when we want without fear of harassment from anyone," declares George W. Bush, a likewise young mother. "Why should women hide themselves away just to assuage the silly attitudes of these narrow-minded fogies? It's totally natural, and much healthier than bottle-feeding for both mother and child so why the fuss? Today, women are afraid to breastfeed in public and the law should be on their side - if not for their benefit, then for that of the children."

I love it when "George W." + "Bush" says really funny shit things like that.
Hata-alla
08-05-2006, 19:39
I want a source to prove that that article is true! :mad:



:rolleyes:
Smedley Underfoot
08-05-2006, 19:39
Here's my favorite:

"I've come to fertilize the grass roots." - George W. Bush to a Republican campaign rally in Cincinnati, May 8, 2004
Ulducc
08-05-2006, 19:41
I want a source to prove that that article is true! :mad:



:rolleyes:


I googled it and all I can find is a link to this forum.

It's [very] funny though.
Andaluciae
08-05-2006, 19:58
It's an issue option. George W. and Bush are randomly inserted as names into issues, and George W. Bush was inevitably going to be found in such a quality situation as this one.
Czardas
08-05-2006, 20:00
Then there are occasional flashes of truth:

"A small, nameless nation within your sphere of influence has gone on a genocidal rampage within its own borders, which its Supreme Emperor for All Eternity, Max Barry, proclaims..." (and so on)

<.<

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Desperate Measures
08-05-2006, 20:09
I want a source to prove that that article is true! :mad:



:rolleyes:
You're actually indignant that Bush may have said something stupid?


Where have you been the past 6 years?
Heikoku
08-05-2006, 22:27
I have a very active imagination...

So...

EW!
Magdha
08-05-2006, 22:28
I have a very active imagination...

So...

EW!

lolz
Pintsize
09-05-2006, 02:23
Here's my favorite:

"I've come to fertilize the grass roots." - George W. Bush to a Republican campaign rally in Cincinnati, May 8, 2004

I wonder does he know that fertilizer is mostly manure?
Heikoku
09-05-2006, 02:33
I wonder does he know that fertilizer is mostly manure?

Well, he frequented farms, so he should...

But he's George W. Bush, so he doesn't.
Fass
09-05-2006, 02:34
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/foxy69/family-guy-breastfeeding.jpg

Like that one time, Peter tried to breastfeed Stewie...
Straughn
09-05-2006, 10:42
I have a very active imagination...

So...

EW!
That reminds me - how come The UN abassadorship hasn't dropped by to mention Cheney? :confused:
Peisandros
09-05-2006, 10:49
This is arguably one of the greatest thread titles I have ever seen on NS General.
Agreed. Sure, I've only been here for about 18 months, but still. That ranks up there.
Jeruselem
09-05-2006, 13:12
"We should have a perfect right to feed our babies where we want and when we want without fear of harassment from anyone," declares George W. Bush, a likewise young mother. "Why should women hide themselves away just to assuage the silly attitudes of these narrow-minded fogies? It's totally natural, and much healthier than bottle-feeding for both mother and child so why the fuss? Today, women are afraid to breastfeed in public and the law should be on their side - if not for their benefit, then for that of the children."

I hope he stopped at his age now ... :D