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Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Is what I am...which according to the alignment test is off a bit. hmmm

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Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Is what I am...which according to the alignment test is off a bit. hmmm
Oohooh mefirstmefirst!!!!

I ain't got no class.
Ask any of my ex's or current's.

Oohooh mefirstmefirst!!!!

I ain't got no class.
Ask any of my ex's or current's.

Click on the link you may have more class than you thing;)

19th level Pornmonger (optional class first published in April 1972 edition of DragonHustler).

Hitpoints: 1d8

Modifiers: Charisma -4, Stamina +2

Special Abilities:

Level 1: Browse nonchalantly.

Level 3: Rent "9 1/2 Weeks" at blockbuster.

Level 7: Buy "Juggz" at gas station

Level 11: Evade (improved Reflex save) as thief/Barbarian

Level 15: Explain enormous porn collection to wife

Level 18: Recover said collection from dumpster

You Are A:


True Neutral Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Gond


The hell?

You Are A:


True Neutral Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Gond


The hell?

I don't think True Neutral go to hell...I think they end up in city parks milling about.

I don't think True Neutral go to hell...I think they end up in city parks milling about.


Nah, just apparently to Switzerland.


"I'd love to rescue the princess, and break the curse that holds the town in its evil sway, but I'm afraid Im terribly indifferent!"

Thats true neutral.

Nah, just apparently to Switzerland.


"I'd love to rescue the princess, and break the curse that holds the town in its evil sway, but I'm afraid Im terribly indifferent!"

Thats true neutral.

If I die, tell my wife I said 'hello'.

Im still a bit miffed that Im a bard/ranger...

I mean...everyone knows Bards suck!

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Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Is what I am...which according to the alignment test is off a bit. hmmm
Chaotic Good Elf Bard Cleric
Follower Of Hanali Cenanil


Well, halfsies.

Im still a bit miffed that Im a bard/ranger...

I mean...everyone knows Bards suck!

no actually bards seduce barmaids and get them to suck...common misconception though....

Lawful Good Gnome Bard Fighter
Follower Of Garl Glittergold

Yup, I'm one of them Gnomes. :D
Muhahahaha!

no actually bards seduce barmaids and get them to suck...common misconception though....


Yes.

and then promptly get killed in the next battle with a barely challenging opponent, becuase all they could do was add a +1 by singing.

If I die, tell my wife I said 'hello'.
Zapp Brannigan: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
.
I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals—who knows. It sickens me.

Yup, I'm one of them Gnomes. :D
Muhahahaha!

Not a big fan of Gnomes...just seem like a cheap version of Dwarves.

Yes.

and then promptly get killed in the next battle with a barely challenging opponent, becuase all they could do was add a +1 by singing.

Up against some undead creatures that +1 is life as it makes your attacks magical which means you are not swinging a sword at nothing but you can actually hit the darn thing.

Up against some undead creatures that +1 is life as it makes your attacks magical which means you are not swinging a sword at nothing but you can actually hit the darn thing.


Unless of course, you have a cleric, in wich case the bard becomes once again useless.

aid.
Bless.
Turn undead.

Unless of course, you have a cleric, in wich case the bard becomes once again useless.

aid.
Bless.
Turn undead.

look if you see it that way all classes are useless...The bard is an instrumental part of any group they join. You never know when they will bring down the sound and fury upon their foes.

look if you see it that way all classes are useless...The bard is an instrumental part of any group they join. You never know when they will bring down the sound and fury upon their foes.


Tell me...

What can a bard do, that no other class can do as well, or better?

look if you see it that way all classes are useless...The bard is an instrumental part of any group they join. You never know when they will bring down the sound and fury upon their foes.

"Instrumental?" Aw dude...

you missed the "sound and fury" part...yeah I am in to "pun"ishing others.

you missed the "sound and fury" part...yeah I am in to "pun"ishing others.

When I saw "instrumental", I clawed my eyes out...fortunately, my cousin Paco is a GURPS player with "Restore limb or eye" at high enough to cast in a "low mana" area...

When I saw "instrumental", I clawed my eyes out...fortunately, my cousin Paco is a GURPS player with "Restore limb or eye" at high enough to cast in a "low mana" area...


ooo...gurps he may want a Remove VD spell cast instead

Not a big fan of Gnomes...just seem like a cheap version of Dwarves.
Ach, stick it up yer trakkans!

*Tinkers behind Verdigroths back*

There can only be one t'housand!!

*Hides in Verdigroths garden*
:D

Ach, stick it up yer trakkans!

*Tinkers behind Verdigroths back*

There can only be one t'housand!!

*Hides in Verdigroths garden*
:D

It isn't a hate for the guys..I just would rather not play them. Usually end up play half elves are elves. I think I have a pointy ear fetish..

Ach, stick it up yer trakkans!

*Tinkers behind Verdigroths back*

There can only be one t'housand!!

*Hides in Verdigroths garden*
:D:eek:
Actually, almost all the ways one can take this post are fearful ones.

Beware, beWARE of Verdigroth's garden behind his back. Bring the defoliants.
Hope you like sauerkraut.

It isn't a hate for the guys..I just would rather not play them. Usually end up play half elves are elves. I think I have a pointy ear fetish..

Remember the "Elfquest" comic series...Wendy and Richard Pini, was it? Great book...

Remember the "Elfquest" comic series...Wendy and Richard Pini, was it? Great book...

yeah my little sister loves that series. I think I may have bought her first comic for it. in that series elves are horndogs bent on world copulation.....nice thoughts.

It isn't a hate for the guys..I just would rather not play them. Usually end up play half elves are elves. I think I have a pointy ear fetish..
Well, seriously, I don't think I've ever played a gnome. And it's a frightfully long time since I've played an elf (or D&D, for that matter).

I'm more partial to playing an Orc or Troll in the Earthdawn-setting myself.
(And by the way, some of the elves in Earthdawn are kind of... unstable...)

:eek:
Actually, almost all the ways one can take this post are fearful ones.
Indeed :D

That's what I got:

Lawful Good Elf Ranger Cleric
Follower Of Mielikki

Heh, cool.

Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Chaotic Neutral Dwarf thief/druid
Follower of Beshaba

Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower of Mielikki.

From the tally score, I could also easily have been a half-elf or gnome. But what's with so many people getting a Bard class as secondary, even primary? :confused: Are we all such lovers of music?

Lawful Neutral Human Mage Fighter

:eek:

Lawful Evil Human Paladin Fighter
Follower Of Iyachtu Xvim

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:
Iyachtu Xvim is the Lawful Evil god of fear, hatred, malice, and tyranny. He is also known as the Godson and the Son of Bane. He appears as a gaunt, naked, scimitar-wielding man, or as a black cloud with glowing green eyes. His followers are working to strengthen his position in the world by converting (often by force) other deities' worshippers. They wear black robes with dark green trim, and wear black iron gauntlets with green eyes on the backs. Iyachtu Xvim's symbol is a black hand, inset with green eyes.

Chaotic Good Human Fighter Ranger.

I always assumed fighter/rogue... maybe I didn't pick greedy enough answers.

Lawful Evil Human Mage Cleric Follower of Velsharoon

Hmm.... nice... I guess. I never really saw myself as a cleric, I guess it is because I am sort of the magicky type. Whatever.

Neutral Good Elf Fighter Ranger. Follower Of Lathander.

According to the test, I'm a Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid. I would place myself as a True Neutral, though the Ranger-Druid combination sounds just right.

Chaotic Neutral Elf Mage Monk
Follower Of Azuth

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Deity:
Azuth is the Lawful Neutral god of wizards and mages. He is also known as the High One, and is the Patron of Wizards. His followers believe that a systematic approach to magic is the best, and they strive for calm and caution in order to avoid accidents. They wear shimmering robes, and are well-versed in magic, as well as typical priest spells. Azuth's symbol is a hand with a raised, glowing index finger.

Doesn't sound too bad. As for the alignment, I would rate myself somewhere between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral.

Neutral Good Elf Ranger Druid
Follower Of Mielikki

Not far away...
Neutral Good Elf Ranger Cleric
Follower Of Mielikki

Lawful Neutral Half-Orc Ranger Paladin
Follower Of Silvanus

Chaotic Good Gnome Mage Bard
Follower Of Mystra

you know, i'm not so sure i like the sound of being a Gnome... looks like it fits me well enough, but it seems... off.

and bard is Definatly wrong.

the rest seems right on the money. what amuses me is the Negative scorse i got in the detailed listing.

lawful neutral, -2 [i'm more disturbed that i got postive results in the various "evil" catagorys than that i got a negative on a lawful. to be honest, i expected pure neutral or lawful neutral, rather than chaotic good.]

Dwarf, -3 [the only legitimate reason i can think of for this would rule out gnomes as well.]

Fighter, -2 [i put this down to my first reaction to danger being to run away really fast. but it fails to take into account the shear havock that i like to inflict if that doesn't work.]


then again, in KotOR [one and two] i always seem to end up pure light, so *shrugity*

Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Mielikki


Well alrighty then.

Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger Fighter
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria


Hey sweet I guessed my alignment right. Go me.

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good.
They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of
all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their
beliefs.

Race:
Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind
of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never
raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and
attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier.
Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to
overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated
with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune
with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to
be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that
deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous,
but not generally to excess.

Deity:
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is
also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers.
Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and
outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of
weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at.
Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.

whatever.... :rolleyes:

this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents
.. Is this bringing the idea of rape into D&D? :eek:

Lawful Evil Elf Mage/Cleric.

Follower of Vecna.

Sounds about right. :) Either a high elven male necromancer or a drow Matron Mother with levels in cleric.

.. Is this bringing the idea of rape into D&D? :eek:
Those orcish gals love taking what they want, by force ;) Just like them drow women.

PS: Dragons also rape...by use of magic, if the mechanics of size don't make sense to you. Who's up for some dragon lovin'? :fluffle:

Apparently I'm a Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard.... I've never played D&D, so am not sure if that's anything fun or not.

Apparently I'm a Neutral Good Elf Ranger Bard.... I've never played D&D, so am not sure if that's anything fun or not.
It's your run of the mill wood elf. :p

Chaotic Neutral Human Fighter Mage
Follower Of Tempus

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Deity:
Tempus is the Chaotic Neutral god of war. He is also known as the Lord of Battle and the Foehammer. His followers believe in the glory and joy of battle, and are never far from it. They typically wear battered armor, and carry a variety of weapons, but do not use missile weapons. Tempus's symbol is a flaming sword.

Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Secondary Class:
Druids are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

Wow! That's interesting and really cool :D

Even more astonishing is that I voted "chaotic good" here http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481478 without having any clue as to how the D&D system works and before I did this here test. Great!

Looks like I'm true to myself :p

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Chaotic Neutral Half-Elf Mage

Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.


Am I the only one who didn't end up a follower of some deity?

You Are A:


True Neutral Human Mage Thief
Follower Of Azuth

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Deity:
Azuth is the Lawful Neutral god of wizards and mages. He is also known as the High One, and is the Patron of Wizards. His followers believe that a systematic approach to magic is the best, and they strive for calm and caution in order to avoid accidents. They wear shimmering robes, and are well-versed in magic, as well as typical priest spells. Azuth's symbol is a hand with a raised, glowing index finger. Hrmpf. Whatever. Stupid ad&d. I did merps and rolemaster. Those were the days...sniff

Aparently, despite being 6' 4" and about 240 lbs I am:
True Neutral Gnome Ranger Fighter

:rolleyes:

Neutral Evil Human Thief Fighter
Follower Of Mask

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Fighter Ranger

Hm.

You Are A:


Lawful Good Gnome Monk Ranger
Follower Of Garl Glittergold

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Garl Glittergold is the Lawful Good gnomish god of mischief, cleverness, battle, and gemstones. He is also known as the Joker, the Watchful Protector, the Priceless Gem, the Sparkling Wit, and the God of Gnomes, as he is the head of their pantheon. His followers enjoy a good laugh and a good prank, perhaps even more so than a normal gnome, but also work to make the world a better place. They are extremely fond of gems. Their preferreed weapon is the battleaxe.



woo... i guess... (don't like being a damn gnome - beardy dwarfs are way cooler!)

Lawful Evil Human Fighter
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Fighter Ranger

Hm.

Same as me :eek:

:p

whatever.... :rolleyes:
I think "half-orc ranger paladin" certainly gets the prize for being unusual.

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Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Is what I am...which according to the alignment test is off a bit. hmmm

Wow, I am a Neutral Good Elf Bard Ranger :D (or was it Ranger Bard?)

at least, from what I can remember.

Up against some undead creatures that +1 is life as it makes your attacks magical which means you are not swinging a sword at nothing but you can actually hit the darn thing.

No, the +1 of a bard is a morale bonus, not a magical bonus.

the +1 of a bless spell is also a morale bonus.

:D

What you need is a mage spell that actually adds a magical +1 bonus.

You Are A:

Lawful Good Gnome Monk Ranger
Follower Of Garl Glittergold

woo... i guess... (don't like being a damn gnome - beardy dwarfs are way cooler!)
:eek: Crivens! Are yez lukin' fer a faceful o'heid? 'ave ye no' seen a gardengnome wha 's armed to the teeth? 'tis a frightful apparition ta see. 'ere, 'ave a giftie from the t' wee burdies, yah schemie!

*Gives Pure Metal a non-dwarven cookie*

Ye'll tak' the high road an' I'll tak' yer wallet!

*Steals Pure Metals wallet*
*Flees*

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Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard
Follower Of Solonor Thelandria

Is what I am...which according to the alignment test is off a bit. hmmm
Essentially I got the same thing.

You Are A:

Chaotic Neutral Human Mage

Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.


I'm just not malevolent enough to be evil.

Apparently, I'm a Lawful Good Gnomish Ranger Bard.

Which I'm kind of dubious about. I mean, come on! Everyone knows lawful good characters are stuck-up, holier-than-thou gits! :p

Chaotic Good Elf Bard Mage. I could see that; "Bard" is a little stretched.

You Are A:


Lawful Neutral Half-Orc Fighter Ranger
Follower Of Helm

Alignment:
Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing.

Race:
Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Helm is the Lawful Neutral god of guardians and protectors. His followers believe in vigilance and preparedness, and are always ready for whatever confronts them. They wear plate mail, sometimes with gold embossing, with an open eye set into the breastplate, and an open-faced helmet. Helm's symbol is an open eye in a gauntlet.

How did they know I was half-human without my DNA sample? And part Ranger? Too many damn mosquitos and such out in the woods. The alignment's about right, though. My platemail doesn't have any gold embossing :(

You Are A:

Lawful Evil Human Mage Fighter
Follower Of Iyachtu Xvim

Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Fighter : Follower Of Mielikki

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.




Old test I got: True Neutral Human Thief

True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

True Neutral Human Ranger Fighter

A Follower of Silvanus

...Neutrality...balance...fair play...the equalizer...I can work with that!

Lawful Good Half-Orc Ranger Paladin
Follower Of Mielikki

"They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.", heh!:mad:

Lawful Evil Elf Mage Fighter
Follower Of Velsharoon

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:
Velsharoon is the Neutral Evil god of necromancy, liches, and undeath. He is also known as the Vaunted, the Archmage of Necromancy, and the Lord of the Forgotten Crypt. His followers practice the necromantic arts, and raise the dead to do their bidding. His symbol is a crowned skull.

Lawful Evil Elf Druid Monk
Follower Of Iyachtu Xvim

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Druids are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.

Secondary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Deity:
Iyachtu Xvim is the Lawful Evil god of fear, hatred, malice, and tyranny. He is also known as the Godson and the Son of Bane. He appears as a gaunt, naked, scimitar-wielding man, or as a black cloud with glowing green eyes. His followers are working to strengthen his position in the world by converting (often by force) other deities' worshippers. They wear black robes with dark green trim, and wear black iron gauntlets with green eyes on the backs. Iyachtu Xvim's symbol is a black hand, inset with green eyes.

Lawful Evil, an elf, and a druid. Perfect fucking combination for me! I'd gladly be a lawful evil elf druid! Or a lawful evil elf monk. But druids are cooler because they get to spend a lot of time with animals and nature. And they can transform into animals and werecreatures. And elementals. And they can cast really cool elemental spells. All monks have is crappy diety spells and hand-to-hand combat.

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Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Hanali Cenanil

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Hanali Cenanil is the Chaotic Good elven goddess of love, beauty, and art. She is also known as the Heart of Gold and Lady Goldheart. Her followers delight in creation and youth, and work to spread happiness, love, and beauty. Their preferred weapon is the dagger.

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Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXX (4)
Neutral Good ---- XXXX (4)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Lawful Neutral -- XXX (3)
True Neutral ---- XXXX (4)
Chaotic Neutral - (-1)
Lawful Evil ----- (-2)
Neutral Evil ---- (-3)
Chaotic Evil ---- (-4)

Race:
Human ---- XXX (3)
Half-Elf - XX (2)
Elf ------ XXXXX (5)
Halfling - (-2)
Dwarf ---- X (1)
Half-Orc - (-1)
Gnome ---- XXX (3)

Class:
Fighter - (0)
Ranger -- XXX (3)
Paladin - (-5)
Cleric -- (-2)
Mage ---- XX (2)
Druid --- (-4)
Thief --- XXX (3)
Bard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Monk ---- (-1)

Sounds good to me.

.. Is this bringing the idea of rape into D&D? :eek:
What? You've never played with a bunch of basement-bound, libidically disproportionate nerds? Isn't that the majority? ;)

Grrr, another Arduu statement.
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