NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm on vacation and there was this guy sitting on the corner with a sign that said,
Why lie-It's for beer.

Honesty is the best policy. I'd give the guy money just for having the balls to admit he wants a beer.

Honesty is the best policy. I'd give the guy money just for having the balls to admit he wants a beer.
But what if he's an alcoholic?

But what if he's an alcoholic?

Doesn't mean he can't have balls, and what is he gonna do, drive?

But what if he's an alcoholic?
Meh. I don't have time to think about the ramifications of giving homeless men money for beer.

Meh. I don't have time to think about the ramifications of giving homeless men money for beer.
What if he isn't homeless? Maybe his wife won't give him beer money.

What if he isn't homeless? Maybe his wife won't give him beer money.
If his wife is trying to exert any kind of control over him then he really needs a beer.

What if he isn't homeless? Maybe his wife won't give him beer money.

Well, his wife should be changing locks while he's out pretending to be a hobo and tell him to get help.

*forwards Exomnia some money*

Buy him a keg for me.

Not as good as, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons"

Not as good as, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons"

I'd rather "Pirates pillaged my lands, need money for ship to chase them down"

Or have two hobos next to each other one doing the pirate thing and the other ninja...maybe they could get money for fighting.

I'd rather "Pirates pillaged my lands, need money for ship to chase them down"

Or have two hobos next to each other one doing the pirate thing and the other ninja...maybe they could get money for fighting.
The ninja one is far superior. I am, however, in favor of forcingthemto fight eachother.

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If his wife is trying to exert any kind of control over him then he really needs a beer.

i think his wife saw this thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481427

i think his wife saw this thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481427
Then he needs boltcutters, not a beer.

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LOL at the second one.:D

LOL at the second one.:D
It's funny cos he's black.

EDIT:Itried to go to http://www.reinstatedavidduketograndwizard.com but I ended up at http://cancerinformatin.com/?rid=955149 :confused:

It's funny cos he's black.

EDIT:Itried to go to http://www.reinstatedavidduketograndwizard.com but I ended up at http://cancerinformatin.com/?rid=955149 :confused:
You need the "/letsgetthemniggers.org" for it to work.:p

Remember: it's a short trip from having it all to being on the sidewalk:

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Remember: it's a short trip from having it all to being on the sidewalk:

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I'd have expected that from an Oompa-Loompa.

I'd have expected that from an Oompa-Loompa.

Apparently, either Wonka gave them a pension, or they had a MUCH better union than the Cylons... :D

LOL at the second one.
It's funny cos he's black.

EDIT:Itried to go to http://www.reinstatedavidduketograndwizard.com but I ended up at http://cancerinformatin.com/?rid=955149 You need the "/letsgetthemniggers.org" for it to work.:p

OK, we need a poll. How many postrers tried that URL?

And, Markreich, I read that sign in the background as Blood Meat Market the first time. :eek:

Honesty is the best policy. I'd give the guy money just for having the balls to admit he wants a beer.
Me too, and I don't blame him at all. :D

I'm on vacation and there was this guy sitting on the corner with a sign that said,
One of the best ones I've seen was: "Will work for sex!"

Hell, I might just buy myself a t-shirt like that! :D

I'm on vacation and there was this guy sitting on the corner with a sign that said,

How good a sign was it, though - how much cash did you hand over?

What if he isn't homeless? Maybe his wife won't give him beer money.
Hell! Then he's even more deserving! :D

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LMAO! Hire those two for The Daily Show! :D

I'm on vacation and there was this guy sitting on the corner with a sign that said,
In Seattle, saw almost *exactly* the same thing. They'd got some $ too. Good spirited folk, i guess!

In Seattle, saw almost *exactly* the same thing. They'd got some $ too. Good spirited folk, i guess!
I think I would just buy him a beer and some Dick's

I think I would just buy him a beer and some Dick's
You'd pay money for dicks? :confused:

You'd pay money for dicks? :confused:

yeah but I don't like the fact you have to pay more for ketchup...I mean I understand frugal...but paying for catsup at a restaurant...

yeah but I don't like the fact you have to pay more for ketchup...I mean I understand frugal...but paying for catsup at a restaurant...
I think it's 'cuz it's classified as a "foodstuff". :D

there are a lot of guys around here, that are not homeless but panhandle anyway, you have to have a license to do so, and then you still can't do it at places that prohibit it but, yeah. They make money on the corners begging for it.

*forwards Exomnia some money*

Buy him a keg for me.

"Thanks a lot, pal! How the hell am I supposed to get the beer out of this thing... with my teeth?"

hehe

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What is the odd floating black bar underneath that sign?

What is the odd floating black bar underneath that sign?
Underslung grenade launcher...




What?

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Ahh that second one is brilliant. What a sense of humour that guy has. Unless it's true. In which case.. Heh, cool way to go about it.