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Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork..

I hate tacos.

What foods do you hate?

Lead pipes, people, and blood.

If it takes skill or practice to eat then it's not worth it. Preparing the food should be the only obstacle to eating it.

Lead pipes, people, and blood.
Lead pipes aren't food. Having said that they still can be made pallatable. Just grind the lead into powder and steep it in loads of strong vinegar. You'll get lead acetate or "sugar of lead", which makes a great artificial sweetener if you're not afraid of heavy metal poisoning.

How dare you hate tacos, Ruffy! I shun you from now on. :gundge::gundge:

Lead pipes aren't food. Having said that they still can be made pallatable. Just grind the lead into powder and steep it in loads of strong vinegar. You'll get lead acetate or "sugar of lead", which makes a great artificial sweetener if you're not afraid of heavy metal poisoning.
Pfft, heavy metal shmeavy metal.

Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork..

I hate tacos.

What foods do you hate?
Moron!
Use your hands you aren't an animal!

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Chinese, they taste like Watered down Noodles

Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork..

I hate tacos.

What foods do you hate?

You don't like tacos?! Is that legal?

I'm not all too fond of excrement, myself.

Moron!
Use your hands you aren't an animal!
Why limit himself to the hands? Be creative -- use your feet!

You don't like tacos?! Is that legal?
Not on NS. Watch LG come and kick Ruffy's ass.

I'm not all too fond of excrement, myself.


Why limit himself to the hands? Be creative -- use your feet!
Wait are you saying youv'e tried poop???

Yes the feet of course just like the Indians!

How dare you hate tacos, Ruffy! I shun you from now on. :gundge::gundge:
:eek:

Shunned :(

Not on NS. Watch LG come and kick Ruffy's ass.
He will not!

You don't like tacos?! Is that legal?
Tacos are annoying.

Tacos are annoying.
El Paso is not annoying!
You must be eating it wrong!
They even make a flat base type for morons.

Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork..

I hate tacos.

Soft tacos for the win. You don't have to worry about corn shell explosions all over your clothes.

Soft tacos for the win. You don't have to worry about corn shell explosions all over your clothes.
Stupid exploding tacos.

*sets his fork to attack mode*

Stupid exploding tacos.

*sets his fork to attack mode*
SIG'D!

And maybe you'd find it easier to eat tacos if you stopped posting on NS at the same time. Unless you are typing/eating with your feet. I didn't think of that.

SIG'D!
You sir, have just made my day :D
And maybe you'd find it easier to eat tacos if you stopped posting on NS at the same time. Unless you are typing/eating with your feet. I didn't think of that
*sets fork down*

*tries to eat taco in a calm and pleasent matter*

*taco explodes*

BLARGH!!!

*sets fork down*

*tries to eat taco in a calm and pleasent matter*

*taco explodes*

BLARGH!!!
You see! Never lower your defenses. That nuclear powered attack fork was the last barrier between you and taco'y oblivion.:D

Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork

What a pussy. Use-your-fingers!

You see! Never lower your defenses. That nuclear powered attack fork was the last barrier between you and taco'y oblivion.:D
*shakes fist at taco*

This is not over yet!

*prepares fork for battle*

Liasia']What a pussy. Use-your-fingers!
:eek:

And lose a finger?

The trick is to sneak up behind the taco when it least suspects it. See just fill it up with the whole meat, cheese and other stuff bit, put it on the plate and wait. When the taco thinks it's good and safe ATTACK!!!!

Why limit himself to the hands? Be creative -- use your feet!

ever heard of "foot and mouth disease"!?!

What foods do you hate?

i only hate food that tastes bad...

If it takes skill or practice to eat then it's not worth it. Preparing the food should be the only obstacle to eating it.

I think all it requires is that you become smarter than the taco in order to eat it.;)

The trick is to sneak up behind the taco when it least suspects it. See just fill it up with the whole meat

:p Rofl!

I like tacos. And as much as I like tacos, I like referring to them as "take-oh"s in order to piss people off even more than I like the tacos themselves.

El Paso is not annoying!
You must be eating it wrong!
They even make a flat base type for morons.

Hehehe, did anyone else laugh when they read this? Just the 'for morons' bit made me crack up. Maybe it's just me - it is fairly late after all, and things have a habit of being far more funny than they should be when you're tired.

Well we are having tacos for dinner and it's just.. inpossible to eat them. I picked mine up and it fell apart. So I am now attacking the tacos with a fork..

I hate tacos.

What foods do you hate?
Water chestnuts. Completely and without remorse.
I don't like walnuts very much either.
Pigs knuckles.
Calamari.

I'd have to think a bit longer about the rest.

arrghh tacos are just arrgh with the arrgh and the ARRGHHH TACOS they are like the food equivelent of guerilla warfare...

Faeces.

Lasagna, ricotta cheese, squash, sweet potatoes, zuccini, surströmming. Damn swedes and their nasty fermented fish. You hear that, Fass? I hate your fish!

Lasagna, ricotta cheese, squash, sweet potatoes, zuccini, surströmming. Damn swedes and their nasty fermented fish. You hear that, Fass? I hate your fish!


you hate lasagna? :eek:

Not on NS. Watch LG come and kick Ruffy's ass.

Nah, I'll do it for him.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Taco Joke . . .

you hate lasagna? :eek:

Yes. Layered pasta, cheese, and ragù is thoroughly unappetizing. I'm very particular about my cheeses, and I can't stand ground beef. Cottage cheese, cream cheese, ricotta - bleh. They induce an instantaneous gag reflex.

Yes. Layered pasta, cheese, and ragù is thoroughly unappetizing. I'm very particular about my cheeses, and I can't stand ground beef. Cottage cheese, cream cheese, ricotta - bleh. They induce an instantaneous gag reflex.

barbarian!!!

lasagna is a masterpeice of the finest cuisine...

Yes. Layered pasta, cheese, and ragù is thoroughly unappetizing. I'm very particular about my cheeses, and I can't stand ground beef. Cottage cheese, cream cheese, ricotta - bleh. They induce an instantaneous gag reflex.:eek:
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*scribbles Zanato down on potential enemies list, recesses to background, watches carefully*

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barbarian!!!

lasagna is a masterpeice of the finest cuisine...
SECONDED

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*scribbles Zanato down on potential enemies list, recesses to background, watches carefully*

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soooooo...*attempts to be inconspicuous* who else is on that list?

barbarian!!!

lasagna is a masterpeice of the finest cuisine...

Don't know if I'd go quite that far but it certainly makes a wonderful meal.

Don't know if I'd go quite that far but it certainly makes a wonderful meal.

not wonderful; perfect... :D

Tacos are superlame. Burritos for the win.

I hate broccoli. It's my little sister's favourite food, so we'll have it like five or six times a week. I'd be happy if I never saw another damn piece of broccoli ever again. Also I find steak to be lame. And water chestnuts.

Tacos are superlame. Burritos for the win.

I hate broccoli. It's my little sister's favourite food, so we'll have it like five or six times a week. I'd be happy if I never saw another damn piece of broccoli ever again. Also I find steak to be lame. And water chestnuts.

i only like broccoli when it is covered in melted cheese. there is also a dish called Stuffed Broccoli Chicken that is pretty damn good...

i only like broccoli when it is covered in melted cheese. there is also a dish called Stuffed Broccoli Chicken that is pretty damn good...

Broccoli would have to be totally drenched in Velveeta for it to be any good. Have to cover the disgusting broccoli taste. :D

Broccoli would have to be totally drenched in Velveeta for it to be any good. Have to cover the disgusting broccoli taste. :D

Blasphemy! The distinct broccoli flavor must be savored! One of my favorite vegetables.

Broccoli would have to be totally drenched in Velveeta for it to be any good. Have to cover the disgusting broccoli taste. :D

agreed. copious amounts of cheese must be present...:)

agreed. copious amounts of cheese must be present...:)
Mmmmm....cheese.

broccoli mmm

spinach mmm

broccoli mmm

spinach mmm

Yesssss.

broccoli mmm

spinach mmm

*gags*

*gags*
pfft. Eat your vegetables, SI! :p

Yesssss.
:fluffle:

*gags*
:eek:

pfft. Eat your vegetables, SI! :p

i dont want vegies :(

i want meat! like STEAK!

*gags*

You know you love that luscious, leafy goodness.

pfft. Eat your vegetables, SI! :p

Don't listen to her! Vegetables are like poison to your taste buds! :p

:eek:

dont ":eek:" me...

Don't listen to her! Vegetables are like poison to your taste buds! :p
Don't listen to him. He wants you to die of food poisoning! :eek:

You know you love that luscious, leafy goodness.

no way. leaves are for the bugs, and vegetarians...

pfft. Eat your vegetables, SI! :p
:D

dont ":eek:" me...
Ok, from now on.. :eek:

no way. leaves are for the bugs, and vegetarians...
And omnivores.

Not a big fan of any indian foods.

And omnivores.

pffft...

pffft...
:eek:

I so just pwnd you!

pffft...
Grr...now you carry your stolen words to NS? I must declare now, "pffft" is MY word!

:eek:

I so just pwnd you!

*kills il ruffino*

how many deaths do you have now?

Grr...now you carry your stolen words to NS? I must declare now, "pffft" is MY word!

pfft, no it isnt. silly canadian...

:p

pfft, no it isnt. silly canadian...

:p
No, it's silly American.

btw, Ruffy = 13 deaths. lucky number :D

Not a big fan of any indian foods.

What?! No Tikka? Tandoori? Madras? Vindaloo? :(

Grr...now you carry your stolen words to NS? I must declare now, "pffft" is MY word!

I thought it was that annoying word that I despise...

No, it's silly American.

btw, Ruffy = 13 deaths. lucky number :D
:eek: :p :fluffle: :D

No, it's silly American.

btw, Ruffy = 13 deaths. lucky number :D

i still have your strawberries...

mwahahaha! :D

I thought it was that annoying word that I despise...
pffft

i still have your strawberries...

mwahahaha! :D
:fluffle:

I thought it was that annoying word that I despise...
teehee :p

And SI, I want my strawberries back, you thieving bastard!

teehee :p

And SI, I want my strawberries back, you thieving bastard!

Don't think I can't start giving YOU a death count! So be nice! :fluffle:

teehee :p

And SI, I want my strawberries back, you thieving bastard!

NEVA!!!! not even your army of penguins will get your strawberries back! :p

Lead pipes, people, and blood.

these arent really considered 1. edible or 2. food by the general population... that being said, i dont really blame u for not liking them. although blood can be rather tasty depending on the source...
and yes there is a difference between edible and food

:fluffle:

:fluffle:

NEVA!!!! not even your army of penguins will get your strawberries back! :p
It's my army of penguins. First you steal my strawberries, now you steal my army? What are you going to do next?

It's my army of penguins. First you steal my strawberries, now you steal my army? What are you going to do next?

:p i might steal canada...

:p i might steal canada...
Oh, go for it. It'd be fun to have Canada ruled by SI. :p

Oh, go for it. It'd be fun to have Canada ruled by SI. :p

Here I thought YOU wanted to rule Canada. :D

Why not let the penguins rule Canada...

I hate tacos.

:eek: BLASPHEMY!!! :eek:

Your taco preparer is obviously an unskilled heathen who should not be allowed anywhere near the fine ingredients that become the life-giving foodstuff called Tacos.

Tacos are no mere food. They are an artform and whoever made those tacos was fingerpainting. :p

I pity you. :(

Not on NS. Watch LG come and kick Ruffy's ass.

I am too sad to engage in violence. I am on the verge of tears. :(

I don't like hot dogs, because I know how they make them...

I don't like hot dogs, because I know how they make them...

lips and assholes?

I am too sad to engage in violence. I am on the verge of tears. :(
At least throw some mud at him.
Please? :(

I don't like hot dogs, because I know how they make them...

It's funny, but that doesn't even bother me.

Why should it? I mean, it's still meat.

lips and assholes?
There's a lot of folk out there who are looking for exactly that in a relationship!

It's not an accident! It's a quite clever marketing ploy!!! That's why they're shaped like that!

I am too sad to engage in violence. I am on the verge of tears. :(
Awwww, that evil lady caused you to be sad..

*throws rocks at La Dame*

If it takes skill or practice to eat then it's not worth it. Preparing the food should be the only obstacle to eating it.

even then i dont like using much skill to cook my food. unless you call boiling water for noodles skill, or preheating oven to 450

I am too sad to engage in violence. I am on the verge of tears. :(
Awe, poor LG.:( Damn it Jolt. Why did you have to replace the sad smilie with the emo noob gunman smilies?

I don't think a fluffle rescue LG from this depression.

I hope you are happy Il Ruffio. Because me and Lunatic Goofballs are not.:(

At least throw some mud at him.
Please? :(

Oh, okay.

*throws mud a Il Ruffino*

I feel a little better. :)

Awe, poor LG.:( Damn it Jolt. Why did you have to replace the sad smilie with the emo noob gunman smilies?

I don't think a fluffle rescue LG from this depression.

I hope you are happy Il Ruffio. Because me and Lunatic Goofballs are not.:(

We must pity Il Ruffino. Imagine nevr encountering a properly made taco.

*shudder*

We must pity Il Ruffino. Imagine nevr encountering a properly made taco.

*shudder*
*shudders*

I must suppress the memory of this day.

Oh, okay.

*throws mud a Il Ruffino*

I feel a little better. :)
:eek:

We must pity Il Ruffino. Imagine nevr encountering a properly made taco.

*shudder*
:(

:(

Tacos=life.

Your life is brittle and difficult to handle. :(

*shudders*

I must suppress the memory of this day.
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Tacos=life.

Your life is brittle and difficult to handle. :(
My life is a perpetual oral orgasm, or at least it used to be.

Tacos=life.

Your life is brittle and difficult to handle. :(
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My life is a perpetual oral orgasm, or at least it used to be.
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That is no way to be talking about yourself.

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Tacos! :D

That is no way to be talking about yourself.

DO not be concerned. I wield my stupidity like a scalpel. :)

DO not be concerned. I wield my stupidity like a scalpel. :)
...as evidenced by the way he wields it .... handle extended outward.

DO not be concerned. I wield my stupidity like a scalpel. :)
Scalpels are nasty objects they are. Ever so sharp.

...as evidenced by the way he wields it .... handle extended outward.

Only when running. :)

Scalpels are nasty objects they are. Ever so sharp.

And precise. I use exectly enough stupidity to accomplish my goal. :)

Only when running. :)
Well, when else is one expected to wield wit ... or a scalpel ... :confused:

And precise. I use exectly enough stupidity to accomplish my goal. :)
They can be precise till the cows come home, they are still much to sharp.

Soft tacos for the win. You don't have to worry about corn shell explosions all over your clothes.
Corn shell explosion.
Uh Kinky.

DO not be concerned. I wield my stupidity like a scalpel. :)

I like using brute strength and ignorance better. Same results but it's better excercise.

I like using brute strength and ignorance better. Same results but it's better excercise.
Self rightousness and Arrogance my weapons, Ignorance for my shield!

Self rightousness and Arrogance are my weapons Ignorance is my shield!
Hah, definition of the common Troll there.