NationStates Jolt Archive

He started out so great, but Bush done so much shit in the last 5 years. Now he'd be a better asset to coutnry if he just gave up the premiership and started singing.

Bye-bye, won't miss american hegemony at all. Only that's where we're going, we need to have our fingers in only one pie.

Drove my Chevy to the local nature reserve and there was garbage everywhere! This is the result of Bush's stance on the environment. For God's sake there was even garbage on the levee!

But the levee, if we're talking about levees, is going to have to be introduced if Bush keeps going to war at the rate he does. He's going to literally bleed this country dry!

Them good old boys were only wanting to serve their country and protect our country. But the illegals wars Bush has taken us into has driven our soliders to drinking whiskey and rye.

And singing, Bush has done absolutely nothing to stop the moral corruption that is coming out of the music industry. If he continues to let this moral corruption, then spiritual, this’ll be the day that I die.

This’ll be the day that I start fighting against all the crap Bush has put us through. I'll stand up for what I believe in, failure is not an option, I'd rather die.

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There are several hundred cookies for anyone who gets this.

snip.
Don is spinning in his grave*

*is he dead?

What? It says you're in London.

Don is spinning in his grave*

*is he dead?Damn. How do you want the cookies delivered?

edit: I don't think so.

What? It says you're in London.
:eek:

He started out so great, but Bush done so much shit in the last 5 years. Now he'd be a better asset to coutnry if he just gave up the premiership and started singing.

Bye-bye, won't miss american hegemony at all. Only that's where we're going, we need to have our fingers in only one pie.

Drove my Chevy to the local nature reserve and there was garbage everywhere! This is the result of Bush's stance on the environment. For God's sake there was even garbage on the levee!

But the levee, if we're talking about levees, is going to have to be introduced if Bush keeps going to war at the rate he does. He's going to literally bleed this country dry!

Them good old boys were only wanting to serve their country and protect our country. But the illegals wars Bush has taken us into has driven our soliders to drinking whiskey and rye.

And singing, Bush has done absolutely nothing to stop the moral corruption that is coming out of the music industry. If he continues to let this moral corruption, then spiritual, this’ll be the day that I die.

This’ll be the day that I start fighting against all the crap Bush has put us through. I'll stand up for what I believe in, failure is not an option, I'd rather die.

...

There are several hundred cookies for anyone who gets this.

Are you ready to give up your membership in the Republican party and join the Independant or Libetarian party? Chocolate chip please. :p

:eek:
I kid you not:
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9440/london1ac.jpg

Don is spinning in his grave*

*is he dead?
You'll be pleased to know he's alive.

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/mnames-nf/McLean+Don

You'll be pleased to know he's alive.

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/mnames-nf/McLean+Don

Is it a bad sign when someone has to ask that? Its one step short of reading your own obiturary.

Damn. How do you want the cookies delivered?

Attached to many naked ladies if you please.

What? It says you're in London.
That's what i was going to say...

That's what i was going to say...
Well, I said it before you thought about saying it.

He started out so great, but Bush done so much shit in the last 5 years. Now he'd be a better asset to coutnry if he just gave up the premiership and started singing.

Bye-bye, won't miss american hegemony at all. Only that's where we're going, we need to have our fingers in only one pie.

Drove my Chevy to the local nature reserve and there was garbage everywhere! This is the result of Bush's stance on the environment. For God's sake there was even garbage on the levee!

But the levee, if we're talking about levees, is going to have to be introduced if Bush keeps going to war at the rate he does. He's going to literally bleed this country dry!

Them good old boys were only wanting to serve their country and protect our country. But the illegals wars Bush has taken us into has driven our soliders to drinking whiskey and rye.


Etc etc.

American Pie by Don Mclean

IfPresident Gorge W Bush Resigns we would get President Dick Cheney who would nominate a Vice President.

President Cheney can later resign for health reasons, since he wont be seeking his own term as President, the Vice President becomes President, who gets to nominate a Vice President, they have time to prove themselves in office.

Become the Republican President and Vice President for President in 2008 and win the 2008 Presidential election.

LOL.

And singing, Bush has done absolutely nothing to stop the moral corruption that is coming out of the music industry. If he continues to let this moral corruption, then spiritual, this’ll be the day that I die.

Moral corruption? Granted modern music is shit, but I'm not sure that qualifies as moral corruption so much as musical incompetence and laziness.

Etc etc.

American Pie by Don McleanOooh, you missed the first line of the Chorus.
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Aww, crap. The first line of the Chorus changes slightly throughout the song. I used a mix of 'He was singin’' and 'I started singin’'

He was singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Besides if anyone would have caused the alive Don Mclean to spin in his grave it would be Madonna. :p

Etc etc.

American Pie by Don Mclean
You missed a few words. "But the levee was dry", and "Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye" stand out at me. :p

You missed a few words. "But the levee was dry", :p

Blame Infinite Dunes for that one- I tried looking for that already! :p