Prom
so tomorrow is my senior prom, and i have a history of ruining ostentatious events such as this. rather than learn from my own mistakes, i'd like some advice from you people.
p.s. i'm taking this boy who i've had a crush on since i was a freshman. i never really spoke to him, and i haven't seen him since he graduated two years ago. and he asked me to my prom. score.
so tomorrow is my senior prom, and i have a history of ruining ostentatious events such as this. rather than learn from my own mistakes, i'd like some advice from you people.
p.s. i'm taking this boy who i've had a crush on since i was a freshman. i never really spoke to him, and i haven't seen him since he graduated two years ago. and he asked me to my prom. score.
Pic of you so I can determine certain things, please.
Edit: And your prom dress and date too, if possible.
me:
http://myspace-092.vo.llnwd.net/00677/29/08/677788092_l.jpg
him:
http://myspace-873.vo.llnwd.net/00689/37/88/689428873_l.jpg
i wasn't planning on wearing a dress.
http://myspace-092.vo.llnwd.net/00677/29/08/677788092_l.jpg
i wasn't planning on wearing a dress.
I have nothing against the fact that you're going to prom with another boy. I simply warn you that the "HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!!!11!!ONE" People are going to be there. Look out. Can I see your suit then?
me:
http://myspace-092.vo.llnwd.net/00677/29/08/677788092_l.jpg
him:
http://myspace-873.vo.llnwd.net/00689/37/88/689428873_l.jpg
i wasn't planning on wearing a dress.
I think you have your genders mixed up. The second pic a girl. The first one is a guy.
IL Ruffino
06-05-2006, 05:06
Don't get too drunk at the parties :D
Secluded Islands
06-05-2006, 05:06
wait, what kind of advice do you need?
i can't tell if you're joking, but we're both boys. i haven't taken any suit pictures yet, but it's incredibly tight and black and woman shaped.
Golgothastan
06-05-2006, 05:08
If you get drunk, don't worry. Just tell everyone very loudly that this never normally happens to you, and that you love them all very much.
wait, what kind of advice do you need?
i tend to get more useful information from open-ended questions.
i can't tell if you're joking, but we're both boys. i haven't taken any suit pictures yet, but it's incredibly tight and black and woman shaped.
Ok. Like I said, look out for the "HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!!!11!!ONE" people. If they do come up to you, just ignore them. If they become physical, move away and get near to an adult. If the adult starts spazzing, well, not sure what to do then. But seriously, the second one looks like a girl.
Secluded Islands
06-05-2006, 05:11
i can't tell if you're joking, but we're both boys. i haven't taken any suit pictures yet, but it's incredibly tight and black and woman shaped.
:p i would have suggested these suits: http://www.megacalendars.com/images/big/2270.jpg
i tend to get more useful information from open-ended questions.
Hmm... What more advice can I give you? I've never gone to a prom, as I'm still in 8th grade... I suppose I could just copy everyone and say "DON'T GET DRUNK!"
IL Ruffino
06-05-2006, 05:15
Hmm... What more advice can I give you? I've never gone to a prom, as I'm still in 8th grade... I suppose I could just copy everyone and say "DON'T GET DRUNK!"
*soft smack across the face*
I said "Don't get too drunk!"
Me telling someone not to drink is never going to happen..
Secluded Islands
06-05-2006, 05:16
i tend to get more useful information from open-ended questions.
in that case, i would say dont go for the limo. rent a dodge viper for like 300 bucks. that would make you stand out in midst of all the lame black limos...
Golgothastan
06-05-2006, 05:17
Given the bitter twisted fool I have become on account of my prom, I'm going to keep spamming this topic with my blatherings.
If someone offers you a mint...it's not a mint.
Take a spare shirt, and make sure the one you wear is either cheap, or can be cleaned of blood. And vomit.
Don't let your parents within 5 kilometres of where it's being held. Preferably, book them on a cruise to the Bahamas at least a week in advance.
Golgothastan
06-05-2006, 05:23
If you get lucky after it, here are some places not to go:
- the really really cheap motel
- the local churchyard
- the middle of the sportsfield (remember, the floodlights...)
- anywhere where it would take you longer than five seconds to get your dick out of the way of ravaging guard dogs
- your parents' house
- his parents' house
- any house that has ever or will ever contain anybody's parents
- anywhere that serves wood alcohol
- the alleyway
- that bush where the man in the thick raincoat/clown costume is directing you to.