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Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p

I pray for your soul everyday.

Have fun. Its a wonderful learning experience :)

I pray for your soul everyday.

Have fun. Its a wonderful learning experience :)
:fluffle:

Thank you

*makes ghost sounds*

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p
In all fairness they should allow you to get drunk first. You're paying the price for alcohol abuse without even getting the benefits of alcohol.

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p

They should at least allow you blood packs so you can bleed all over the living.

That's morbid and I would refuse to participate.

But then I often refused to participate in completely normal activites just to fuck with 'em. Once had a guidence counselor try for three hours to get me to talk. In my entire time in highschool she never heard my voice.

I do odd things when I'm bored to amuse myself.

Once you're painted white, I dare you to run around yelling "white power!"

HOLY FUCKING HELL! AN I L RUFFINO INTERNET ZOMBIE GHOST THING! Run for the hills!

Once you're painted white, I dare you to run around yelling "white power!"

lol, he might really be dead after that...

go put on your best underwear!

no one wants to be in a bad accident wearing the nasty old grey undies. better to be cut out of the wreckages in spiffy new boxers

sounds like fun. make the most of it.

alas poor ruffino, i knew him horatio

But were't better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles, and thus end them?

What does Hamlet have to do with simulated death?
:eek:

What does Hamlet have to do with simulated death?
:eek:
It's a play, and there are several deaths in it...

What does Hamlet have to do with simulated death?
:eek:
Everyone pretends to die in the play, reincarnating themselves afterwards in time for the curtain call...

Bah. I have no answer to that.
:upyours:

Grrr.

EDIT: I feel really dirty for using that smiley.

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p
Ask if you can't be made a zombie instead. If they agree, demand the following:
Tungsten-tipped nails, for your hands; a shower curtain, to be worn as a cape; complimentary hotel biscuits, to be taped to your cheeks; the flex from a kettle, as a tail; a bathmat to be tied round your torso; flour in your hair (only if you're going to San Francisco, though :p)...I think that's it...

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p
they just did that at my school... they called it "shattered dreams" and they simulated a car accident where one person died 1 person got medivaced by a helicopter (particuarly kool) and another got arrested.

This would have been a lot funnier if no-one had told you that you were dead but the rest of the school was in on it and just ignored you for a whole day.

Nice and psychologically damaging.

Well if they pick you, get a large jar and put youerself up for sale on e-bay. See this thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481055)

That might be fun, if you get to go "ooooooooooooooo" at times when people can't see you.

If they pick you, walk around telling everyone that you have seen Heaven and that there is no God but Allah.

No no no, tell them since you're dead you're off to the stripper factory and beer volcano.

If they pick you, walk around telling everyone that you have seen Heaven and that there is no God but Allah.
Or that there's been a horrible mistake and Satans the good guy.

Today in school, they are doing this anti-drinking thing.. They're announcing that students are getting killed in drinking related accidents.. well I have this feeling that they're going to pick me.

*sob*

If they pick me, I have to get my face painted white (ghost..), and I wont be able to talk all day. Make them forget who I am.

The teacher already said to me that I might be involved in this. :headbang:

So if I'm grumpy later today.. pray for my soul :p

The great thing about being dead is that you don't have to clean your room. :)

If they pick you, walk around telling everyone that you have seen Heaven and that there is no God but Allah.

If he stays dead for three days then comes back to life, is he our savior? :eek:

In all fairness they should allow you to get drunk first. You're paying the price for alcohol abuse without even getting the benefits of alcohol.

no kidding, everyone knows that people who die drunk become drunk ghost

what the hell are these teachers thinking?

Refuse to participate! It is verging on the occult to pretend to be a ghost. Refuse to compromise your soul!

Remember if no one can see you as a ghost, the girl's locker room is fair game!

Refuse to participate! It is verging on the occult to pretend to be a ghost. Refuse to compromise your soul!

Why should he stop now? Hell, just being here is a compromising of our souls.


...

Didn't you know? :p

I am Elect. I'm going to Heaven. I can be here, to warn others, repent!

I am Elect. I'm going to Heaven. I can be here, to warn others, repent!

And what makes you a member of the elect?

I follow the Five Points. I am Elect, out of God's mercy.

I follow the Five Points. I am Elect, out of God's mercy.

I think He just told you that so you'd stop pestering Him. :p

I follow the Five Points. I am Elect, out of God's mercy.

And what about those of us who are Christians? Are we going to heaven too?

You can mock me, but I'll be there, on the Day of Judgement (it's coming soon, don't be unprepared!), with the other Elect, looking down on you from Christ's right hand.

EDIT: only by following the Five Points will you be saved.

You can mock me, but I'll be there, on the Day of Judgement (it's coming soon, don't be unprepared!), with the other Elect, looking down on you from Christ's right hand.

EDIT: only by following the Five Points will you be saved.

I am a christian who believes that the Rapture is also coming soon. I'm spreading God's word to others.

The Lord Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and Savior. I hold true to His words. I believe in Him so that I will have everlasting life.

You can only have salvation by following the points set down by the Synod of Dort.

My school was lucky. We didn't need to simulate student deaths from drinking/driving, we had the real thing.

If that don't teach ya, I don't see why white facepaint would.

You can only have salvation by following the points set down by the Synod of Dort.

Oh My God. Now I know you are not serious.

You can mock me,

YAY! :D

Three pages into a thread about an anti-drunk driving campaign at a school and the thread is hijacked by Christians who don't get the point.

Well, that seems about par for the course.

Hey, Ruffy, I suggest you get a piece of a steering wheel and fix it so that it looks like you got impaled by it.

But seriously, have fun with the program, and let us know how it turns out.

Oh My God. Now I know you are not serious.

Why? The Five Points are required reading for anyone wanting to be saved.

Three pages into a thread about an anti-drunk driving campaign at a school and the thread is hijacked by Christians who don't get the point.

All it takes is for one person to change the thread :D

Well, that seems about par for the course.

Unfortunately :(

Hey, Ruffy, I suggest you get a piece of a steering wheel and fix it so that it looks like you got impaled by it.

But seriously, have fun with the program, and let us know how it turns out.

I second the motion.

Why? The Five Points are required reading for anyone wanting to be saved.

Are these five points found in Matthew, Mark, Luke, John?

No. They were formed by new saints!

Why? The Five Points are required reading for anyone wanting to be saved.

Okay, I'm not old on NS enough to remember him, but does anyone think Jesussaves has returned?

Jesussaves? Parody mocks Jesus.

You can only have salvation by following the points set down by the Synod of Dort.


Really, you need to go start your own thread. This is quite far (light years) off topic.

And anyway, Calvin was just a big old pessimist.

I just brushed up on my Calvinism on Wikipedia. That's some nutty shit. :)

Okay, I'm not old on NS enough to remember him, but does anyone think Jesussaves has returned?
Who's the puppet master this time? Maybe it's Sinuhue, cracked and returned already. In a ghost thread, too!

To the OP: You could be a malevolent poltergeist. Do not go gently into that goodnight!

I just brushed up on my Calvinism on Wikipedia. That's some nutty shit. :)

*wikipediamificates*

I heartily concur.

However, on another note, and because I wanted an excuse to post this comic:

http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=main&image=473

Please do not feed the troll.

:D

Please do not feed the troll.
Can we eat the troll instead?

Can we eat the troll instead?

Mmmm.... filet of Troll in hollandaise sauce served with roasted baby red potatoes, a salad with a citrus dressing and a glass of merlot. Well, maybe not the merlot, we will have to ask the sommelier what wine goes with troll.

I wish my school did stuff like this (voluntarily). I leave school in four days and never return (that is four school days so that is next thursday, my last day!!).

I wish my school did stuff like this (voluntarily). I leave school in four days and never return (that is four school days so that is next thursday, my last day!!).
I have 18 or 17 days left, you suck.

Oh, everyone, it's 2pm and I'm still alive. Yay!

*bribes a hobo to buy him a case of beer*

Party at my house!

I have 18 or 17 days left, you suck.

Oh, everyone, it's 2pm and I'm still alive. Yay!

*bribes a hobo to buy him a case of beer*

Party at my house!

A case of beer does not make a party. I myself due to my heritage can drink a fifth of whiskey and become only mildly intoxicated.

A case of beer does not make a party. I myself due to my heritage can drink a fifth of whiskey and become only mildly intoxicated.

Well that means you have to spend more than the rest of us. Hooray for you.

A case of beer does not make a party. I myself due to my heritage can drink a fifth of whiskey and become only mildly intoxicated.
Eh? Then.. *gets four kegs of beer* OH and, *gets a barrel of whiskey*

Just for you.

:fluffle:

I have 18 or 17 days left, you suck.

Oh, everyone, it's 2pm and I'm still alive. Yay!

*bribes a hobo to buy him a case of beer*

Party at my house!


Well, I can see that the whole anti-drinking thing has had EXACTLY the looked for influence on you.

:rolleyes:

Anyway, glad you made it through the day.

That'd be why I don't drink, jebus it's expensive! Beer is like drinking water, though that may be due to the fact I've only had American beer.

Well, I can see that the whole anti-drinking thing has had EXACTLY the looked for influence on you.

:rolleyes:

Anyway, glad you made it through the day.
*puts blanket over kegs of beer*

I have learned to not drink.. and drive?

That'd be why I don't drink, jebus it's expensive! Beer is like drinking water, though that may be due to the fact I've only had American beer.
A nice lager and a smoke.. mmmm

Not healthy but, mmmmmm

A nice lager and a smoke.. mmmm

Not healthy but, mmmmmm

*coughs* stop contaminating my air, smoker! :mad:

*coughs* stop contaminating my air, smoker! :mad:
:eek:

*coughs*

*pukes up blood*

*walks away*

I wish my school did stuff like this (voluntarily). I leave school in four days and never return (that is four school days so that is next thursday, my last day!!).

May 11th is my last day as well :)

I'm so tempted to do this, but not tell anyone what it's all about afterwards.



Oh and Ruffy, we know you used your ghost powers to wreak some manner of havoc. Do tell.

I'm so tempted to do this, but not tell anyone what it's all about afterwards.



Oh and Ruffy, we know you used your ghost powers to wreak some manner of havoc. Do tell.
I didn't get picked! :p

But now that I think of it.. it would have helped my death count :(

I didn't get picked! :p

But now that I think of it.. it would have helped my death count :(

MWAHAHAHAHA! Speaking of which, how many deaths are you at now?

MWAHAHAHAHA! Speaking of which, how many deaths are you at now?
Still at 11 :rolleyes:

Still at 11 :rolleyes:

*kills ruffy*

12 now...

*kills ruffy*

12 now...

Whose side are you on? I'm trying to keep his death count down!

Whose side are you on? I'm trying to keep his death count down!
*dies again*

Whose side are you on? I'm trying to keep his death count down!

ohh, so we are not supposed to kill him? my bad...:p

*dies again*
That one doesn't count. You can die for no reason!

That one doesn't count. You can die for no reason!
:D

That one doesn't count. You can die for no reason!

Bwahaha! I feel like my dysgraphia influences people around me.

That one doesn't count. You can die for no reason!
*performs post mortem*
*checks suicide box*
My work here is done.
*hides the fact he's not a doctor*

Bwahaha! I feel like my dysgraphia influences people around me.
AAAAHHH, it's contagious!!! Unclean, unclean!!!

Bwahaha! I feel like my dysgraphia influences people around me.

pfft, liek thaht influincas peeple...

pfft, liek thaht influincas peeple...

Bwahaha...Perhaps if I focus really had on people while they're righting I can mess them up.

Behold, what my posts look like before I edit them. I'm usually going back and fixing something every post.

Bwahaha...Perhaps if I focus really had on people while they're righting I can mess them up.

Behold, what my posts look like before I edit them. I'm usually going back and fixing something every post.

*laughs* :p

*laughs* :p

What, did you miss "focus really had"?