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Fifteen tiny motors embedded into her silicon face enable her to make a total of four expressions in tune with as many sentiments _ joy, anger, sorrow and happiness.

I have but one thing to say:

Bless South Korea (http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm).

Thoughts?:D

I have but one thing to say:

Bless South Korea (http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm).

Thoughts?:D

Does it dream of electric sheep??

*boner*

For the benefit of Santa Barbara... when will the one capable of sex be out?

*boner*

EveR-1, a combination of Eve and robot, looks just like a Korean female in her early 20s including her shape that is benchmarked against the nation's model.

http://xotcho.free.fr/photos/0501/miss_world_cupfull.jpg


/Nods.

For the benefit of Santa Barbara... when will the one capable of sex be out?


*Cough*

Fifteen tiny motors embedded into her silicon face

I have but one thing to say:

Bless South Korea (http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm).

Thoughts?:D
The sexbots will start showing up en masse within twenty or so years.

The sexbots will start showing up en masse within twenty or so years.

I'd probably fuck an android. But only if the voice sounded totally robotic. That'd be hot. "SEX ME UP. BEEP BEEP."

I'd probably fuck an android. But only if the voice sounded totally robotic. That'd be hot. "SEX ME UP. BEEP BEEP."
You would be attracted to that, wouldn't you?

You would be attracted to that, wouldn't you?

Well, who wouldn't? Beep.

Well, who wouldn't? Beep.
I like my women capable of expressing their pleasure in a natural way that sounds pleasent to the ear, thanks.

I like my women capable of expressing their pleasure in a natural way that sounds pleasent to the ear, thanks.

You mean like "NO, STOP! HELP! POLICE!!!?"

I dig it too. But robots are a nice refreshing change.

You mean like "NO, STOP! HELP! POLICE!!!?"

I dig it too. But robots are a nice refreshing change.
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You know, at first I felt a little bad about taking the quote in my signature out of context and making it look like you were racist('cause out of context is funny, as was the point). Now I don't. At all.

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You know, at first I felt a little bad about taking the quote in my signature out of context and making it look like you were racist('cause out of context is funny, as was the point). Now I don't. At all.

:(

Actually, I don't see why you'd feel bad in the first place. It's pretty obvious I'm not a real racist, or if I was, I'd be an absolutely balls-out demented one.

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You know, at first I felt a little bad about taking the quote in my signature out of context and making it look like you were racist('cause out of context is funny, as was the point). Now I don't. At all.

o_0 Sensitive, much?

As to the original topic, I just see this as another cool invention, that once the Adult Film industry perverts, will give adults just another option in how they live their lives.

:(

Actually, I don't see why you'd feel bad in the first place. It's pretty obvious I'm not a real racist, or if I was, I'd be an absolutely balls-out demented one.
I feel bad about pretty much anything I do. And I'm just kidding. I'm a wee bit worn out from work, is all. That, and it's incredibly difficult for me to joke about something as serious as rape, but that's a whole other story we don't need to get into.

Amecian: So my psychiatrist says.

I feel bad about pretty much anything I do. And I'm just kidding. I'm a wee bit worn out from work, is all. That, and it's incredibly difficult for me to joke about something as serious as rape, but that's a whole other story we don't need to get into.

Amecian: So my psychiatrist says.


But I wasn't joking about rape. I was joking about rape fantasies! Many women have them, you know. That's kinky too. But as I said, I prefer sex with robots. BEEP! :p

You sick bastards! :p

Any other news bits. I am kind of leary of the claims of the Koreans as of late.

To The Korean Institute of Industrial Technology

Gentlemen:

I am interested in purchasing one of your EveR-1 android women. I can promise that I will provide her with a good home and regular service check-ups. Please let me know if she is capable of domestic houswork. I don't really mind if she isn't, but I'll need to know ahead of time, so I can make arrangements to hire a housekeeper. Please also send information concerning care, storage, tips on cleaning any... substances she might come in contact with, and any financing terms available toward her purchase.

Sincerely,

Lonely and Horny in America.

P.S. Can she be programmed to refer to me as "Great One"?

Any other news bits. I am kind of leary of the claims of the Koreans as of late.

Japan (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm) made an android too.

I'd hit it.

To The Korean Institute of Industrial Technology

Gentlemen:

I am interested in purchasing one of your EveR-1 android women. I can promise that I will provide her with a good home and regular service check-ups. Please let me know if she is capable of domestic houswork. I don't really mind if she isn't, but I'll need to know ahead of time, so I can make arrangements to hire a housekeeper. Please also send information concerning care, storage, tips on cleaning any... substances she might come in contact with, and any financing terms available toward her purchase.

Sincerely,

Lonely and Horny in America.

P.S. Can she be programmed to refer to me as "Great One"?

:p I lol'd.

I'd hit it.


Rofl, I'd hit it sooner then I'd hit the other one.

Rofl, I'd hit it sooner then I'd hit the other one.

I think we'll find that Japan will be the main producers of sex androids.

While South Korea will mostly make them just to show that it can.

And North Korea will make giant military robots to spread communism and kill capitalists!

Japan (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm) made an android too.

I'd hit it.
Is it me, or does Prof. Ishiguru look a lot like Chairman Kaga?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41348000/jpg/_41348135_rep_getty_203.jpg
http://gratefuldread.net/archives/kaga_2-pep.jpg

I think it's a bad idea waiting to happen.

Sure it starts off with "Oohs" and "Aahs" as lonely guys all over the world get to do their fantasy women as they never could have done before.

Then before long some brainiac will decide to give them artificial intelligence and maybe use those platinum myomers that the University of Texas developed.

After that it'll be lots of screaming and running as Judgement Day comes in the form of Kristanna Loken, Lexa Doig and every anime and video game girl stomping the shit out of humanity.

:D

Does it dream of electric sheep??
Cookies for you!

I think we'll find that Japan will be the main producers of sex androids.

While South Korea will mostly make them just to show that it can.

And North Korea will make giant military robots to spread communism and kill capitalists!

Yes, but capitalistic roboprostitutes will distract the millitary robots from their mission of destruction and they will decide to make love not war. A clanking, grinding sort of love, but love none the less.

Superb! And I was just posting about geeks making lovebots like two days ago. Uncanny! :eek:

I wonder when robot rights will first develop and when the emancipation of the androids will be.

I have but one thing to say:

Bless South Korea (http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm).

Thoughts?:D

Bah. But when will they develop the anatomicly correct male version? I want a Data of my own. :p

I'd probably fuck an android. But only if the voice sounded totally robotic. That'd be hot. "SEX ME UP. BEEP BEEP."
"Mr. Universe: Guy killed me with a sword, Mal. How weird is that?"
:D

Does it dream of electric sheep??
Ka-POW! :sniper:

For the benefit of Santa Barbara... when will the one capable of sex be out?

*Cough*

Fifteen tiny motors embedded into her silicon face.

Ah yes, unit 3X-69. Also known as the Blowbot.

Japan (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm) made an android too.

I'd hit it.
Yes, and it was damn freaky too!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/Android.jpg

Yes, and it was damn freaky too!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/Android.jpg

That's very creepy.

Is it me, or does Prof. Ishiguru look a lot like Chairman Kaga?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41348000/jpg/_41348135_rep_getty_203.jpg
http://gratefuldread.net/archives/kaga_2-pep.jpg

Yes he does look like Chairman Kaga, if my memory serves me correctly.

Yes he does look like Chairman Kaga, if my memory serves me correctly.
A true fan, I salute you!

Impressive. Now I hope that humanity knows what it's doing, or else we may find ourselves in a dystopia worse than Orwell's....

But I wasn't joking about rape. I was joking about rape fantasies! Many women have them, you know. That's kinky too. But as I said, I prefer sex with robots. BEEP! :p

The Korean robot can move the upper half of her body such as arms and hands but she cannot travel because her lower half is immobile.

well, at least she cant run away...

A female robot would be a gynoid. Androids are male.


Thus making the whole "I'd fuck an android" comment hilarious.

Yes he does look like Chairman Kaga, if my memory serves me correctly.

Brilliant! As was the Bladerunner ref earlier. :D

Oh, and uh...

http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/kirk.jpg

A true fan, I salute you!

My favourite is Hiroyuki Sakai. I don't like the choice of actors for the voice overs though, they're a bit bizarre I reckon.

My favourite is Hiroyuki Sakai. I don't like the choice of actors for the voice overs though, they're a bit bizarre I reckon.

Agreed, but I do like the voice they use for the young actress on the judging panel. It's hysterical.

Machine gun jubblies? How'd I miss those?

My favourite is Hiroyuki Sakai. I don't like the choice of actors for the voice overs though, they're a bit bizarre I reckon.
Ah yes, the Delacroix of French cuisine. He is also a favorite of mine.

I have but one thing to say:

Bless South Korea (http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm).

Thoughts?:D
Mmm.... Sex with an android... I can go through with it... I just hope she's anatomically correct...

Machine gun jubblies? How'd I miss those?

Austin Powers -- YEAH, BABY!

http://members.aol.com/trypticonn/austin/fembots.jpg

chobbits?

=^^=
.../\...

You know, whenever I see that smiley it always looks like an aroused guy with huge eyelashes.

A female robot would be a gynoid. Androids are male.


No, android when referring to only male is an adjective. As a noun, android simply means possessing human features and is more or less synonymous with humanoid.

Keep your sexist language out of my robotic sex life!

Lifelike androids already?

Crap, North America is WAY behind.

No, android when referring to only male is an adjective. As a noun, android simply means possessing human features and is more or less synonymous with humanoid.

Keep your sexist language out of my robotic sex life!


The gender neutral term would be anthropoid. Hey don't get after me because you wanna be buggered by a robot!

The gender neutral term would be anthropoid. Hey don't get after me because you wanna be buggered by a robot!

No no no. Anthropoid would again be an adjective. Like, these androids are anthropoid since they do not have genitals.

See (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=android), the dictionary agrees with me!

n.

An automaton that is created from biological materials and resembles a human. Also called humanoid

Therefore I want to bugger automatons that resemble humans. Particularly the female ones. I WIN. :p

Lifelike androids already?

Crap, North America is WAY behind.

meh, just means it will be a few more years without a blonde android (they are still trying to put intelligence in it) it will also come with different size breast

the asian model will do for now

Japan (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm) made an android too.

I'd hit it.

Anyone seeing a trend here? I notice all these androids are...women...;)

Anyone seeing a trend here? I notice all these androids are...women...;)
Has to do with the fact that the scientists are male, of course.

Anyone seeing a trend here? I notice all these androids are...women...;)

Well, everyone knows that *male* androids would kill their masters and takeover the world in a violent, bloody revolution. It's common sense.

Same with ugly women-androids. They're no good either. ;)

Fun... I mis-matched the titles of the threads, so I got "Korean scientist develop angry white female android". All my witty remarks died after I saw I'm not reading right :(

Fun... I mis-matched the titles of the threads, so I got "Korean scientist develop angry white female android". All my witty remarks died after I saw I'm not reading right :(

I see we're both off today. :p

I see we're both off today. :p
Yeah... But it was just so much fun!

Anyway... Go korea. South, not north. I cannot like a country where the leader watches that much TV, but is never on NSG. Shame on him!

Anyone seeing a trend here? I notice all these androids are...women...;)

Well, we did have ASIMOV and AIBO. So now they want to go the next dozen steps.

http://xotcho.free.fr/photos/0501/miss_world_cupfull.jpg




makes me want to move to Korea :D

meh, just means it will be a few more years without a blonde android (they are still trying to put intelligence in it) it will also come with different size breast

the asian model will do for now

I'll stick with just the Asian model, thank you.

Unless they come up with a hot Polish model.

"Guy killed me with a sword, Mal. How weird is that?"

fan of firefly/serenity then?

fan of firefly/serenity then?
F*ck YEAH.
As Grave_n_idle so astutely pointed out,
"I aim to misbehave."

Has to do with the fact that the scientists are male, of course.
And, conversely, the fact that the males are all scientists in specific regard to this.

Actually, I think the Japanese guy is gonna model his next one after himself. (From Scientific American(and don't make any jokes about that being an oxymoron(not that you would(I like to nest parentheses.))))

For once, I might buy the extended warranty....

For once, I might buy the extended warranty....
Moe: All right, tell me when I hit the sweet spot.
Homer: Deeper, you pusillanimous pilsner pusher!
Moe: All right, all right.(with a small hammer and chisel, taps the crayon further up Homer's nose)
Homer: De-fense! (woof-woof) De-fense! (woof-woof)
Moe: Eh, that's pretty dumb. But, uh ... (taps once more)
Homer: Extended warranty? How can I lose? :D
Moe: Perfect.

Like I said before, you know the moment they perfect android sex toys, a whole bunch of rich fanboys are going to commission ones patterned after video game and anime characters.

What else does this FEMALE android do? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Like I said before, you know the moment they perfect android sex toys, a whole bunch of rich fanboys are going to commission ones patterned after video game and anime characters.
You are SOOOOOO f*cking right.
*bows*

What else does this FEMALE android do? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Memorizes your credit card numbers ... gains cellulite ... goes on uncontrollable and unpremeditated crying and sobbing jags ... holds your testicles in a vice for fear of betrayal ... has a few relatives who just have to move in every now and again due their "hard times" ... has a plethora of particularly-unattractive shoes (except for the stilettos, of course) ... and is, of course, looking for an upgrade.

You are SOOOOOO f*cking right.
*bows*

And that brings up a cute survey question:

If you were a filthy rich (not to mention lonely, but not necessarily unattractive) fanboy/fangirl in an era where android sex toys are perfected to the point where you may or may not have an Armitage-level debate on sentience, which of your favorite video game or anime character would you commission to see in "true life" and likely shag?

And that brings up a cute survey question:

If you were a filthy rich (not to mention lonely, but not necessarily unattractive) fanboy/fangirl in an era where android sex toys are perfected to the point where you may or may not have an Armitage-level debate on sentience, which of your favorite video game or anime character would you commission to see in "true life" and likely shag?
Is this a thread yet?
*poll*

I'd have to think about it for a minute ....
Nope. Foxy Brown (not really anime, but oh well) from Drawn Together.

I'd have to think longer about it, really - but so far i'm pretty sure i have some compatibility there.
Okay - perhaps the AI rep on Macross Plus.

You know, dealing with the opposite sex is depressing and confusing enough as it is. The last thing I think I'd want to do is to compound all the relationship errors of my life by trading in for an artificial substitute just so I could revisit them all.

Besides, I'd probably come home from work one day to find her having it off with the toaster oven.

You know, dealing with the opposite sex is depressing and confusing enough as it is. The last thing I think I'd want to do is to compound all the relationship errors of my life by trading in for an artificial substitute.

Besides, I'd probably come home from work one day to find her having it off with the toaster oven.
WooT! Toaster envy?

http://xotcho.free.fr/photos/0501/miss_world_cupfull.jpg


/Nods.

Yeah, I'd tap that. It's just to find out if real women are obsolete yet, then I can be a robosexual.

I liked the fact that the one in Japan is glued to the floor. Glued??

:fluffle: A thread I started got 8 pages!

I liked the fact that the one in Japan is glued to the floor. Glued??

It's to keep certain someones from stealing it :p

And that brings up a cute survey question:

If you were a filthy rich (not to mention lonely, but not necessarily unattractive) fanboy/fangirl in an era where android sex toys are perfected to the point where you may or may not have an Armitage-level debate on sentience, which of your favorite video game or anime character would you commission to see in "true life" and likely shag?

this is of course the question i was answering with my one word reply to this thread several pages before it was asked: chobbits!

although i can think of a whole bunch of others too. most of them furry or at least catgirls. but since chobbits already IS an anime version of what we're already talking about ...

=^^=
.../\...

The scariest quote from the Repliee Q1Expo article was this:

It's very satisfying,



Like I said before, you know the moment they perfect android sex toys, a whole bunch of rich fanboys are going to commission ones patterned after video game and anime characters.

They aren't waiting. (Wait while I ask a mod question...)

(Wait while I ask a mod question...)

Since the mod squad's being slow, I know thet Japan has a close equivilant to "Real Doll" sex dolls. There is at least one brothel that provides these for hire. links if and when the mods approve.

It appears that the anime character is quite popular.

Holy (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!

The US is behind in the times...we're just making funky weapons now: lasers, EMPs...

It appears that the anime character is quite popular.

*scratches head*

Considering that anime artistry generally ignores a few key facial characteristics, near or non-existent noses for one and teacup size eyes for another, how would that be actually molded?

*scratches head*

Considering that anime artistry generally ignores a few key facial characteristics, near or non-existent noses for one and teacup size eyes for another, how would that be actually molded?

Remember that there are many different styles of the art. Some anime characters have huge schnozzes and regular eyes.

Remember that there are many different styles of the art. Some anime characters have huge schnozzes and regular eyes.

Either way, if they kept to the art styles, it would make for some rather disturbing things to wake up to I should imagine.

Now I could understand odd hair and eye coloring (otherwise hair dying and colored contacts would have gone out of business), but some of the other things just seem well, very strange.

*scratches head*

Considering that anime artistry generally ignores a few key facial characteristics, near or non-existent noses for one and teacup size eyes for another, how would that be actually molded?


I'd post pics, but the mods have said the links are not PG-13/NS safe and I have no desire to get a warning. If anybody really want the links, TG me.... :rolleyes: :eek: