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Here's a little game. I'll post a short list of attrocities and crimes against humanity. You try to guess if they were torture at abu ghraib or just the wacky antics of radio's Opie and Anthony.

1) Sealing people in 55 gallon drums with ventilation holes and pouring disgusting substances including chum and cockroaches on them

2) Making naked people crawl blindfolded across a floor strewn with mouse and rat traps

3) Walking people around on dog leashes

4) Making a man drink laxative then parade around in front of others in a diaper

5) Making naked people pile on top of each other

you left out a few

6) using attack dogs to maul people

7) beating people to death

8) using electricity and the threat thereof to torture people

etc

Here's a little game. I'll post a short list of attrocities and crimes against humanity. You try to guess if they were torture at abu ghraib or just the wacky antics of radio's Opie and Anthony.

1) Sealing people in 55 gallon drums with ventilation holes and pouring disgusting substances including chum and cockroaches on them

2) Making naked people crawl blindfolded across a floor strewn with mouse and rat traps

3) Walking people around on dog leashes

4) Making a man drink laxative then parade around in front of others in a diaper

5) Making naked people pile on top of each other
I go with: BOTH!

Am I right? Do I get a cookie?

you left out a few

6) using attack dogs to maul people

7) beating people to death

8) using electricity and the threat thereof to torture people

etc
That makes it too easy.

Answers printed in white.

1) O&A

2) O&A

3) Abu G.

4) O&A

5) Abu G.

Answers printed in white.

1) O&A

2) O&A

3) Abu G.

4) O&A

5) Abu G.
That's about what I figured. What passes for entertainment boggles me most of the time.

The primary difference, of course, is that the people on the Opie and Anthony show had a choice. The people at Abu Ghraib didn't.

That's about what I figured. What passes for entertainment boggles me most of the time.

The primary difference, of course, is that the people on the Opie and Anthony show had a choice. The people at Abu Ghraib didn't.
True, but maybe if we allowed the detainees to compete for prizes like concert tickets or cash they might not be so upset.

True, but maybe if we allowed the detainees to compete for prizes like concert tickets or cash they might not be so upset.

What good are tickets to a concert if you can't leave your gulag to go see it?

True, but maybe if we allowed the detainees to compete for prizes like concert tickets or cash they might not be so upset.
I think that's quite possible the singly greatest post of all time.

What good are tickets to a concert if you can't leave your gulag to go see it?
They can do a Johnny Cash style prison concert.

you left out a few

6) using attack dogs to maul people

7) beating people to death

8) using electricity and the threat thereof to torture people

etc


How about a whiffle ball bat challenge ?

Or the subject's scrotum dangled into a jar of angry hornets ?

Seemed to leave out beatings, killings, shootings, and covering people in shit.

How about a whiffle ball bat challenge ?

Or the subject's scrotum dangled into a jar of angry hornets ?
God dam, that's great radio. I hear they had to retire the first whifflebat on XM due to a visit from Aunt Flo.

Seemed to leave out beatings, killings, shootings, and covering people in shit.

And chopping their heads off on video tape.


But most of that stopped when uday and husay where killed and sadaam was pulled out of his rat hole

God dam, that's great radio. I hear they had to retire the first whifflebat on XM due to a visit from Aunt Flo.

I didnt hear that. I wonder whose job it was to clean that bat?

And I still cant get the grunts that stimulation of Twato produced out of my head.

Seemed to leave out beatings, killings, shootings, and covering people in shit.
I'm pretty sure Opie and Anthony never did any of that, but Little Jimmy Norton may have covered someone in shit before.

I'm pretty sure Opie and Anthony never did any of that, but Little Jimmy Norton may have covered someone in shit before.

whilst sipping fresh urine from a wine glass, pinky properly extended.