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We've all heard of this fiend that stalks our woods and terrorizes our families. This half man, half bear, and half pig is elusive and pure evil. I believe he exists, do you? The truth is out there... Thank god there is a man who is willing to stand up to this enemy of mankind, his name is...Al Gore

That's three halves...

We've all heard of this fiend that stalks our woods and terrorizes our families. This half man, half bear, and half pig is elusive and pure evil. I believe he exists, do you? The truth is out there...
0.5+0.5+0.5 = 1,7 right? Big mofo.

If you saw the Southpark episode, you'd understand that Al Gore said it was 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, and 1/2 pig...Note the irony in it.

We've all heard of this fiend that stalks our woods and terrorizes our families. This half man, half bear, and half pig is elusive and pure evil. I believe he exists, do you? The truth is out there... Thank god there is a man who is willing to stand up to this enemy of mankind, his name is...Al Gore
Far from south park's best IMO ... they had an off-week.

I thought it was a funny episode, funnier than the other new ones...I'm super serial!

ManBearPig does exist. I saw him, or maybe it was just Al Gore trying to raise ManBearPig awarness, I don't know. But I'm not taking any chances.

If you saw the Southpark episode, you'd understand that Al Gore said it was 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, and 1/2 pig...Note the irony in it.
I haven't seen a single episode. Some people save money for retirement, I am saving Southpark.

I haven't seen a single episode. Some people save money for retirement, I am saving Southpark.
It might not be as funny then ... seeing as most episodes are parodying a current event.

Damn you ManBearPig!!!

Of course! After all, Al Gore was being super cereal about the whole thing.

That's three halves...

That's nothing. I know the fourth half of the trinity.

well i know many men who are as messy as pigs and as hairy as bears


go figure :D

I'm not :D

well..

you just killed my,... urmmm

well there still is some

Would you like to come to my private meeting on ManBearPig awarness, just the two of us :cool:

ManBearPig does exist, why doesn't anyone believe me, I'm serial.

I believe you, it is a REAL threat, even more dangerous than global warming

I once found fake treasure...

Did you shit it out your ass?

It might not be as funny then ... seeing as most episodes are parodying a current event.
Point you have there...

I believe you, it is a REAL threat, even more dangerous than global warming

Ok, now that's funny. :D

I'm SUPER serial!!!

Uh...Has anyone ever seen ManBearPig-besides me?

You guys can't ignore this problem!

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