Top 10
The Remote Islands
03-05-2006, 23:27
This thread is for people who want to make your own Top 10. Here's mine for example:
Top 10 Tourist Locations:
10: The Grand Canyon
9: The Empire State Building
8: The Beatles' Birthplace
7: The spot on the bus with gum on the seat
6: Niagra Falls
5: Hollywood
4: Diana's kitchen
3: The Everglades
2: Las Vegas
1: Billy's Room
IL Ruffino
03-05-2006, 23:44
Top 10 Numbers
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
:fluffle:
Heron-Marked Warriors
03-05-2006, 23:46
Top ten threads
10 Not this one
9Not this one
8Not this one
7Not this one
6Not this one
5Not this one
4Not this one
3Not this one
2Not this one
1Not this one
Sorry
Sumamba Buwhan
03-05-2006, 23:53
Top ten things to stick in your butt:
1.) penis
2.) fingers
3.) toes
4.) rasberry jelly
5.) me
6.) you
7.) cthulhu
8.) furby
9.) champagne
10.) reefer
Turquoise Days
04-05-2006, 00:14
Top ten threads
10 Not this one
9Not this one
8Not this one
7Not this one
6Not this one
5Not this one
4Not this one
3Not this one
2Not this one
1Not this one
Sorry
You win the thread.
Boonytopia
04-05-2006, 09:04
Top ten things to stick in your butt:
1.) penis
2.) fingers
3.) toes
4.) rasberry jelly
5.) me
6.) you
7.) cthulhu
8.) furby
9.) champagne
10.) reefer
Priceless! :D
Top ten things to stick in your butt:
1.) penis
2.) fingers
3.) toes
4.) rasberry jelly
5.) me
6.) you
7.) cthulhu
8.) furby
9.) champagne
10.) reefer
LOL
The Remote Islands
04-05-2006, 15:18
Top 10 Tech Companies:
10: Samsung
9: General Electric
8: Microsoft
7: Gateway
6: Toshiba
5: Onkyo
4: Ryko
3: Presario
2: Maxis
1: Sara Lee
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 01:03
I got the idea for this thread from The Late Show Top 10. Ya know?:D ;)
Franberry
21-05-2006, 01:07
This thread is for people who want to make your own Top 10. Here's mine for example:
Top 10 Tourist Locations:
10: The Grand Canyon
9: The Empire State Building
8: The Beatles' Birthplace
7: The spot on the bus with gum on the seat
6: Niagra Falls
5: Hollywood
4: Diana's kitchen
3: The Everglades
2: Las Vegas
1: Billy's Room
well thats a good one for the USA (except for the beatles birthplace, and maybe whereever billy's and diana's places are, whoever they are)
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 01:07
Top Ten Profanities
10) Damn
9) Goddammn
8) Bitch
7) Pussy
6) Ass
5) Shit
4) Fuck
3) Motherfucker
2) Cocksucker
1) And the all-purpose Asshole
Liberated New Ireland
21-05-2006, 01:09
Top then Profanities
10) Damn
9) Goddammn
8) Bitch
7) Pussy
6) Ass
5) Shit
4) Fuck
3) Motherfucker
2) Cocksucker
1) And the all-purpose Asshole
Wow, asshole outranking fuck?
Don't see that every day.
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 01:11
Top 10 Numbers
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
:fluffle:
http://coda.co.za/words/54
Also, http://coda.co.za/words/16
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 01:11
Top then Profanities
10) Damn
9) Goddammn
8) Bitch
7) Pussy
6) Ass
5) Shit
4) Fuck
3) Motherfucker
2) Cocksucker
1) And the all-purpose Asshole
Top then?
Cannot think of a name
21-05-2006, 01:13
What's with you and lists? You have two "List some crap" threads up, why you so keen on having people list things?
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 01:14
Wow, asshole outranking fuck?
Don't see that every day.
It's good for anything.
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 01:14
What's with you and lists? You have two "List some crap" threads up, why you so keen on having people list things?
Part of the assesment.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 01:17
http://coda.co.za/words/54
Also, http://coda.co.za/words/16
:eek:
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 01:25
Top 10 Top 10's:
10: Top 10 Profanities
9: Top 10 Tourist Locations
8: Top 10 Numbers
7: Top 10 Tech Companies
6: Top 10 Things To Stick In Your Butt
5: Top 10 Threads
4: Top Ten Posters On This Thread
3: Top Ten Nerds
2: Top 10 Smilies
1: Top 10 Top 10's
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 01:28
Top 10 Top 10's:
10: Top 10 Profanities
9: Top 10 Tourist Locations
8: Top 10 Numbers
7: Top 10 Tech Companies
6: Top 10 Things To Stick In Your Butt
5: Top 10 Threads
4:
4: http://coda.co.za/words/10
3: http://coda.co.za/words/16
2: http://coda.co.za/words/49
1: Top Ten Top Tens.
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 01:30
Top Ten posters on this thread
1)The Remote Islands
2)IL Ruffino
3)Heron-Marked Warriors
4)Sumamba Buwhan
5)Turquoise Days
6)Boonytopia
7)Kanabia
8)The Remote Islands
9)The Remote Islands
10)Franberry
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 01:30
Top 10 Nerds:
10: George Bush
9: Dick Cheney
8: Al Gore
7: Bill Clinton
6: Ross Perot
5: Senator Packwood
4: Donald Rumsfeld
3: Madonna
2: My Mom
1: Chuck Norris
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 01:31
Top Ten posters on this thread
1)The Remote Islands
2)IL Ruffino
3)Heron-Marked Warriors
4)Sumamba Buwhan
5)Turquoise Days
6)Boonytopia
7)Kanabia
8)The Remote Islands
9)The Remote Islands
10)Franberry
...why's Remote Islands there three times?
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 01:40
Top Ten posters on this thread
1)The Remote Islands
2)IL Ruffino
3)Heron-Marked Warriors
4)Sumamba Buwhan
5)Turquoise Days
6)Boonytopia
7)Kanabia
8)The Remote Islands
9)The Remote Islands
10)Franberry
I don't see you anywhere.
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 01:42
I don't see you anywhere.
:fluffle:
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I meant the top/first ten posts...
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 01:47
Top Ten Posters
1)Cannot think of a name
2)Kanabia
3)Neo Kervoskia
4)Harlesburg
5)Boonytopia
6)Heron-Marked Warriors
7)Sumamba Buwhan
8)Turquoise Days
9)IL Ruffino
10)Franberry
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 01:49
:fluffle:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I meant the top/first ten posts...
Oh, that makes sense. My other top ten.
Top Ten
Seripindal
Romulus Os
The UN Abassadorship
The Remote Islands
British National Party
Bottled Water
Horseshit
Apples
...
Mr Ed
3
Zolworld
21-05-2006, 01:52
Top 10 Numbers
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
:fluffle:
Is that in order of preference?
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 02:05
Oh, that makes sense. My other top ten.
Top Ten
Seripindal
Romulus Os
The UN Abassadorship
The Remote Islands
British National Party
Bottled Water
Horseshit
Apples
...
Mr Ed
3
Whats that for?
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 02:12
Whats that for?
Just think about it. They're all puppets
[NS]Errinundera
21-05-2006, 02:20
Top 2 types of people
2. Those who categorise people into types.
1. Those who don't.
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 02:26
Just think about it. They're all puppets
Mr Ed wasn't Crazy...
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 02:28
Oh, that makes sense. My other top ten.
Top Ten
Seripindal
Romulus Os
The UN Abassadorship
The Remote Islands
British National Party
Bottled Water
Horseshit
Apples
...
Mr Ed
3
Thing that smell?
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 02:30
Mr Ed wasn't Crazy...
He was high on painkillers for years, he did not even know he was a horse.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 02:31
Thing that smell?
Puppets?
Hm.
Neo Kervoskia
21-05-2006, 02:32
Mr Ed wasn't Crazy...
He killed three people. Read the white print.
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 02:39
Just think about it. They're all puppets
I didn't even see this post and I got it right!
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 02:41
I didn't even see this post and I got it right!
What is the answer?
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 02:43
What is the answer?
They're all puppets
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 02:46
They're all puppets
Seripindal
Romulus Os
The UN Abassadorship
The Remote Islands
British National Party
Bottled Water
Horseshit
Apples
...
Mr Ed
3
Why have i only heard of the bolded ones?
And there are 11...
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 02:50
Seripindal
Romulus Os
The UN Abassadorship
The Remote Islands
British National Party
Bottled Water
Horseshit
Apples
...
Mr Ed
3
Why have i only heard of the bolded ones?
And there are 11...
*shrugs*
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 02:54
*shrugs*
Quite.
And the all-purpose Asshole
Top ten things to stick in your butt:
1.) penis
2.) fingers
3.) toes
4.) rasberry jelly
5.) me
6.) you
7.) cthulhu
8.) furby
9.) champagne
10.) reefer
That really *is* an all-purpose asshole. :rolleyes:
Upper Botswavia
21-05-2006, 03:14
Top Ten Smilies
10:p
9:headbang:
8:)
7;)
6:(
5:eek:
4:confused:
3:D
2:fluffle:
1 :rolleyes:
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 03:16
Top Ten Smilies
10:p
...
7;)
6:(
5:eek:
4:confused:
3:D
2:fluffle:
1 :rolleyes:
:p and ;) are insulted.
Upper Botswavia
21-05-2006, 03:18
:p and ;) are insulted.
Well, at least they made the list...:mp5:, :sniper:, :mad:, :gundge: and :upyours: didn't even get a nod.
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 03:19
:p is off the top 15!!!:(
Everyone-http://forevervirgins.jotunga.com/images/avatars/109699981143b9050506d8b.gif-Harlesburg
Svalbardania
21-05-2006, 03:45
Top Ten Reasons For Apathy:
1) Ahh, bugger it...
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
IL Ruffino
21-05-2006, 03:50
:p and ;) are insulted.
:upyours:
Svalbardania
21-05-2006, 03:52
Top Ten reasons why German is bad:
10) You can't translate "Cheers" into German
9) It's zu Harden
8) German's throw bad parties (like the Nazi Party)
7) Talking to a German chick is like talking to a barking dog
6) It is a scientific fact that german's can't dance or laugh
5) Who speaks German now anyway?
4) They don't share their beer
3) German's always make me look lazy
2) Primary school is always too sexual, it always comes back to sex (usually just after funf)
1) They don't share their chocolate
Svalbardania
21-05-2006, 04:04
Top Ten Things to do During a Trial Exam:
10) Write your essay in verse
9) Eat paper. And get told to stop.
8) Foment a Revolution. And get told to stop.
7) Smoke illicit substances. And get told to pass it around.
6) Stand up and announce loudly "No, I am Spartacus"
5) Sacrifice your right hand to the Pagan God, Sleep.
4) Write after every question "This question is demeaning to women" and sign it Tiffany.
3) Incessently mumble "all work and no play makes VBOS #98126850X a dull student number"
2) Tell the supervisor your pen liscence was revoked.
1) Use your reading time to formulate your plan for world domination using only a coke bottle. And get told to stop.
You can tell I have too much time on my hands cant you.
Dinaverg
21-05-2006, 04:15
Top Ten reasons why German is bad:
1) You can't translate "Cheers" into German
2) It's zu Harden
3) German's throw bad parties (like the Nazi Party)
4) Talking to a German chick is like talking to a barking dog
5) It is a scientific fact that german's can't dance or laugh
6) Who speaks German now anyway?
7) They don't share their beer
8) German's always make me look lazy
9) Primary school is always too sexual, it always comes back to sex (usually just after funf)
10) They don't share their chocolate
Luxembourg to the rescue!
3) Hop the border to Belgian parties
4) Tis why we go for the French ones instead
5) Who needs to dance?
6) ...Germans?
7) Feh, make your own
8) Well, whose fault is that?
9) and...this is a problem?
10) Belgian chocolate is better anyways.
Svalbardania
21-05-2006, 04:45
Top Ten incompatible co-jobs:
10) ventriloquist and proctologist
9) Gynecologist and Magician
8) Baker and Rectal Surgeon
7) Equal Rights Libertarian and Comedian
6) Priest and Sex Therapist
5) Undertaker and Chef
4) Baker and Rabbi
3) Psychologist and Fortune teller
2) Prostitue and Figer Puppeteer
1) Teacher and... anything.
Svalbardania
21-05-2006, 04:49
Luxembourg to the rescue!
3) Hop the border to Belgian parties
4) Tis why we go for the French ones instead
5) Who needs to dance?
6) ...Germans?
7) Feh, make your own
8) Well, whose fault is that?
9) and...this is a problem?
10) Belgian chocolate is better anyways.
German beer is better than my own, and its the germans fault. How can anyone reasonably be expected to show up anywhere withing 30 seconds of when they said they would?
Top Ten Things I Would Do Different Compared To Other Evil Geniuses (TTTTWDDSTOEG):
10:If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor.
9:I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
8:No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
7:I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
6:I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
5:I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
4: I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
3:I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
2:If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
1:One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
This list was created with a boredom rank of 8/10, due to 24hrs of awake...ness Thank you for your time.
Top Ten Posters
1)Cannot think of a name
2)Kanabia
3)Neo Kervoskia
4)Harlesburg
5)Boonytopia
6)Heron-Marked Warriors
7)Sumamba Buwhan
8)Turquoise Days
9)IL Ruffino
10)Franberry
:fluffle:
Turquoise Days
21-05-2006, 11:11
<snip>*makes notes*
Harlesburg
21-05-2006, 11:32
:fluffle:
:fluffle:
Cannot think of a name
21-05-2006, 11:51
Top Ten Posters
1)Cannot think of a name
2)Kanabia
3)Neo Kervoskia
4)Harlesburg
5)Boonytopia
6)Heron-Marked Warriors
7)Sumamba Buwhan
8)Turquoise Days
9)IL Ruffino
10)Franberry
Holy hell. Since I don't know what the criteria was, I'll just take the warm fuzzies where I can get 'em...
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 18:21
Top Ten Things to do During a Trial Exam:
10) Write your essay in verse
9) Eat paper. And get told to stop.
8) Foment a Revolution. And get told to stop.
7) Smoke illicit substances. And get told to pass it around.
6) Stand up and announce loudly "No, I am Spartacus"
5) Sacrifice your right hand to the Pagan God, Sleep.
4) Write after every question "This question is demeaning to women" and sign it Tiffany.
3) Incessently mumble "all work and no play makes VBOS #98126850X a dull student number"
2) Tell the supervisor your pen liscence was revoked.
1) Use your reading time to formulate your plan for world domination using only a coke bottle. And get told to stop.
You can tell I have too much time on my hands cant you.
Indeed, that is the funniest one yet!:)
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 19:06
Top 10 Reasons Why I Should NOT Have My Own Show:
10: By first commercial, I may be winky on Stewart's Root Beer.
9: Martha Stewart's a guest and she vomits on the desk.
8: I'm old mentally and spiritually-wise.
7: It'll be a cold day in Hell before I perform in front of an audince.
6: Daily show cartoon series "Chunga Man and Plooba Guy" will run out of gas(And bourbon for Plooba Guy!).
5: Rats will feast on audience chairs.
4: Weekly show mini-series "What's NOT Happening?" will have too much gas for it's own good.
3: Sandwiches and empty Boylan Cane Cola bottles dropping fom ceiling will just make the rats fatter.
2: No supply of pictures of a painted blue Michael Jackson can be found anywhere.
1: Sexy thin ladies from "Desperate Housewives" for guests.
Top Ten Totally Unrelated things In No Particular Order
10.Dog food
9.Space Monkeys
8.Allahu Akbar
7.Chocolate
6.This thread
5.11 benevolent elephants
4.Yellow submarine
3.My Neck, My Back
2.Apples
1.Sporks
Top Ten Things I Would Do Different Compared To Other Evil Geniuses (TTTTWDDSTOEG):
10:If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor.
9:I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
8:No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
7:I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
6:I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
5:I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
4: I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
3:I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
2:If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
1:One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
This list was created with a boredom rank of 8/10, due to 24hrs of awake...ness Thank you for your time.
Created? You mean compiled from here: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
Super-power
21-05-2006, 19:54
Top 10 Recent Spam Threads
10) This one
9) This one
8) This one
7) This one
6) This one
5) This one
4) This one
3) This one
2) This one
1) This one
The Remote Islands
09-07-2006, 01:07
Top 10 Recent Spam Threads
10) This one
9) This one
8) This one
7) This one
6) This one
5) This one
4) This one
3) This one
2) This one
1) This one
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