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i know some people do some wierd things in this world. i know some people get caught doing those things. i know some people get caught because something went wrong and perhaps they got something stuck.

whats the story behind some nation states general forum users and wierd body parts they have had stuck in weird places

*grabs popcorn and waits*

i know some people do some wierd things in this world. i know some people get caught doing those things. i know some people get caught because something went wrong and perhaps they got something stuck.

whats the story behind some nation states general forum users and wierd body parts they have had stuck in weird places

I once stuck my hand in my pants......BY MY SELF.

I stick my foot in my mouth all the time

I buried this girl's head in my backyard.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Who's flute was it?

I donned a heavy glove, wrapped my arm in a towel, stuck my hand in a small bucket of cement and let it dry... Could have easily killed someone with the result. :D

I've actually had my penis stuck in some chicks vagina.

Who's flute was it?

Now that you mention it, YOURS!

My genitals in a microwaved mango warmed to body temperature. I'm not being serious. *points to siggy*

My genitals in a microwaved mango warmed to body temperature. I'm not being serious. *points to siggy*

Omg, I bet that felt magical.

Cat in a microwave

There are many on this forum, myself included, who are rumored to have their head up their ass.

I've actually had my penis stuck in some chicks vagina.

Was she ever able to remove it?

Was she ever able to remove it?
She wouldn't let me at first, but later she did. Then she made me stick it there again. Now she makes me do it all the time, but I don't mind.

Now that you mention it, YOURS!

Heh-heh, I don't even have a flute.

Heh-heh, I don't even have a flute.

Not anymore you don't.

Well, I was summoning up portals of darkness to let loose cacodemons upon the earth to lay waste and destroy all that you hold dear.

Unfortunately, I got my arm stuck in one of them and all my plans were for naught.

Omg, I bet that felt magical.
I'll just say it was instantly orgasmic.

I'll just say it was instantly orgasmic.
Followed by searing pain as you realized you were scalding the flesh of your penis?

I'll just say it was instantly orgasmic.

What else could you say, that's pretty graphic right there. =P

I tried to stick my foot behind my head. I failed and just kicked myself in the face. It hurt :(

I tried to stick my foot behind my head. I failed and just kicked myself in the face. It hurt :(

... LMAO... I laugh not at your pain, but as someone who that has happened to before.

i know some people do some wierd things in this world. i know some people get caught doing those things. i know some people get caught because something went wrong and perhaps they got something stuck.

whats the story behind some nation states general forum users and wierd body parts they have had stuck in weird places
My forearm, but not into anything of my own. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. LMAO! :D

... LMAO... I laugh not at your pain, but as someone who that has happened to before.
My eagerness was my undoing. Fortunately nobody saw it :)

My forearm, but not into anything of my own. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. LMAO! :D
You shouldn't be bragging about sticking your arm in a latrine trench. Those are nasty.

My forearm, but not into anything of my own. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. LMAO! :D

... At that point, I have to imagine having sex is like throwing a hotdog down a large hallway.

once in gymnastics while trying to prove how "flexible" I was I got my leg stuck behind my head, I had to do a foward roll to get it off... (okay that didn't sound right at all)

and once I got my hand stuck in a car door


nothing weird though.

I got the tip of my package stuck in a box of mints when I was younger. It hurt like hell.

I also got it stuck in the hole in the center of a CD-ROM. That also hurt a bit, especially when I tried to get it out.

You shouldn't be bragging about sticking your arm in a latrine trench. Those are nasty.
You have a sick imagination! :p

I got the tip of my package stuck in a box of mints when I was younger. It hurt like hell.

I also got it stuck in the hole in the center of a CD-ROM. That also hurt a bit, especially when I tried to get it out.
LMAO! :D

once in gymnastics while trying to prove how "flexible" I was I got my leg stuck behind my head, I had to do a foward roll to get it off... (okay that didn't sound right at all)

and once I got my hand stuck in a car door

nothing weird though.
ROFL!!! Smukee, if you can lock your ankles behind your head ... uh ... nevermind! :D

ROFL!!! Smukee, if you can lock your ankles behind your head ... uh ... nevermind! :D
actually I can only do one at a time now....:( I used to be able to contort myself into a small box.... but not so much anymore, being old sucks. *cries*

There are many on this forum, myself included, who are rumored to have their head up their ass.
ROFLMFAO!!! Why you mean someone on NS General had the temerity to say something like that to you??? OMG! The nerve! :D

actually I can only do one at a time now....:( I used to be able to contort myself into a small box.... but not so much anymore, being old sucks. *cries*
Awwww! It's ok. I'm sure your hubby won't mind. ;)

Awwww! It's ok. I'm sure your hubby won't mind. ;)

Ugh, old people getting risque.


*Gets "Geezers gone wild copyrighted*

*shields eyes*

*puts on earmuffs*

*plugs body cavities*

*makes profit*

I'll just say it was instantly orgasmic.Followed by searing pain as you realized you were scalding the flesh of your penis?


Followed by more searing pain as citric acid made its way up your urethra? :-/

I once got my entire body stuck inside a pillow case when I was very young.

I once got my entire body stuck inside a pillow case when I was very young.
then proceeded to have a pillow fight? :D

i've had a leg trapped under a couch for an extended period of time.

Nothing terribly interesting. I did manage to get just my pinky stuck in a car door though, in that little gap between the front and back doors. It didn't hurt that much, but it kind of sucked.

I learned today that my friend once licked someone's eyeball on a dare. It doesn't really constitute as sticking it in somewhere, but I thought it was odd enough to share.

My head got stuck in the bannister at a restaurant once. I'm not altogether sure I see the wisdom of serving free pitchers at restaurants with stairs.

My mohawk occationally gets me stuck in sunroofs, and for the same reason, my head once got stuck in a malfunctioning car window. I wish they'd design cars big enuff for mohawks, as asphyxiation by car window is severely overrated, and leave ugly marks. The fact that such things draws crowds of laughing bystanders in less than 30 seconds, doesn't help either.

I once got my finger stuck in a hole in a pharmacy door I'd just pried open. Though it was many years ago, I can't help feeling slightly apprehensive that some random copper out there, may now know who I am. Should that be the case, I sincerely hope you just sprayed some sort of beverage into your keyboard, ruining it in the process.
It's the very least I can ask for, after suffering redicule, a massive fine & a thoroughly mauled finger.

Speaking of fingers, I once had the misfortune of getting an arm stuck in a sewer drain on a lovely, warm summer day. Still the time I accidentially impaled my hand while climbing a fence, was much worse. It's amazing how the flesh of one's hand is almost, but not quite, tough enough to sustain one's entire bodyweight.
That little anecdote would have been far more entertaining, if while leaving the hospital after having the stitches removed, I'd gotten my hand stuck in an elevator door, nearly removing two of my fingers. Fortunately, it was the other hand I got stuck in the damn elevator door, so it's not the least bit funny.

Of course the winner - in terms of getting stuck anyway - was when I got all of myself stuck in a barbwired fence & couldn't get down. That tought me two important lessons; always wear a leather jacket, and if you intend to crash a motorcycle, make sure you're nowhere near a construction site - especially if you're working there. You'll never hear the end of it.

Of course, wearing clothes you won't mind bleeding on, is also a pretty good idea.
...
Some people are naturally interesting & fun to be around. For most people, however, it has more to do with personality, than the complete absence of basic motor skills & understanding of cause-effect relationships.
- I hope reading that made most of you appreciate your innate skills. I know I would.

Just parts? pfft - amateurs xp

At work we were trying to hang up a banner advertising something or another and we couldn't find any ladders and no one could reach high enough to put it up, so I had this quote-unquote "brilliant" idea to wedge between a shed and a wall of the building to where I could prop my back against the shed and my arms and legs against the wall and crall up high enough. Well, I kinda got stuck back there and they had to move the shed to get me free XD

Also, when I was really young my friends and I were playing with some box and for whatever reason one thing led to another and we decided one of us would be taped up in the box and rolled down a hill. I volunteered, and problem was I rolled off course and they had a hard time finding me, so I was stuck for a bit there xp

Don't ask how I've lived for so long - I don't know myself sometimes xp

Just parts? pfft - amateurs xp

Well, I kinda got stuck back there and they had to move the shed to get me free XDHah! You win :p

Also, when I was really young my friends and I were playing with some box and for whatever reason one thing led to another and we decided one of us would be taped up in the box and rolled down a hill. I volunteered, and problem was I rolled off course and they had a hard time finding me, so I was stuck for a bit there xpI'm done something very similar. Some friends & I once stole a 10' hollow glassfiber art-thingy, not dissimilar to a gigantic vase. Naturally I ended up also veering off course, and since the damn monstrousity ended up upright, I spend a good half hour throwing myself at the inside, to knock it over.
In the end, I got rescued by my friends. The damn vase thingy was stuck in some branches.

- It bears mentioning there was about a foot of water, empty beer cans & assorted trash inside it.

I stuck my tongue to the freezer door once. The pain started when I tried to remove it.

actually I can only do one at a time now....:( I used to be able to contort myself into a small box.... but not so much anymore, being old sucks. *cries*


"Legs behind head"..."small box"... must control myself...

I've slammed car doors on both hands before...
I accidentally stuck my into a hot lighter in a car...
I've gotten my middle finger stuck in a plastic bottle about 40 times...
I've gotten my feet stuck betwwen railing- while having a plastic bottle stuck on my middle finger...

In most cases I don't limit myself to just one part in one place. The most entertaining by far was fairly recent. I managed to fit myself into a drier. Great thing about this is....I have pictures, but we'll save those for later (whenever I decide to find them).

I got my, um... stuck to a frozen flagpole, but only because someone triple dog dared me to do it.

My right buttock stuck between a gate and the gate frame

Ugh, old people getting risque.


*Gets "Geezers gone wild copyrighted*

*shields eyes*

*puts on earmuffs*

*plugs body cavities*

*makes profit*
Ahhhh, shaddappp!
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9666/smileytroutsmack28cg.gif (http://imageshack.us)

"Legs behind head"..."small box"... must control myself...
:D