Blond Jokes!
Dottylotty
03-05-2006, 18:20
After reading the article about blondes being wiped out in 200 years......
A blonde women walks into a shop and asks for a fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
So she comes back with her head died black and asks for the fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
So she comes back with her hair died green and asks for the fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
She then asks him how he knows she was blonde and the shop assistant says 'Well for one thing thats not a fridge its a microwave
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Drunk commies deleted
03-05-2006, 18:22
A blonde walks up to the counter in a library and shouts "I'd like a cheeseburger and large fries!"
The librarian says "Please madam, this is a library."
The blonde responds in a whisper "Sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger and a large fries."
Xislakilinia
03-05-2006, 18:23
After reading the article about blondes being wiped out in 200 years......
A blonde women walks into a shop and asks for a fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
So she comes back with her head died black and asks for the fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
So she comes back with her hair died green and asks for the fridge and the shop assistant says 'we don't sell to blondes'
She then asks him how he knows she was blonde and the shop assistant says 'Well for one thing thats not a fridge its a microwave
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I knew this was coming, please don't make me tell blonde jokes please please please.
Pure Metal
03-05-2006, 18:49
A blonde walks up to the counter in a library and shouts "I'd like a cheeseburger and large fries!"
The librarian says "Please madam, this is a library."
The blonde responds in a whisper "Sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger and a large fries."
aw now i really, really want a cheeseburger!! :(
A blonde was driving down the freeway to disneyland. She first passed a sign that said Disneyland, 10 Miles
Then one that said Disneyland, 5 Miles
Followed by a Disneyland 1 Mile
And finally - Disneyland, next exit
So she got off the freeway and came to the intersection at the offramp, there was another sign
Disneyland <-- LEFT
"S*^T" yelled the blonde, and went home.
A blonde was driving down a highway in the midwest passing through field after field of golden wheat. Looking out her window she saw another blonde in the middle of one of the fields, rowing a boat.
She slammed her car to a halt and got out, walking over to the edge of the field. she yelled to the other blonde "Its blonds like you that make all other blondes look stupid, Sitting in a field like that rowing a boat! If I had a boat i would come out there and kick your @$$!
A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a set of headphones. she sits down in the barber's chair and makes a request for a haircut. The barber looks down at her and says "Thats fine, but you need to take off the headphones so i can cut your hair properly" The blonde looked up and him and said "I cant take the headphones off, if i do i'll die!" The barber shrugged and started to cut her hair.
About halfway through the haircut the barber realized that he would have to remove the headphones to cut the other half, he looked down at the blond and realized that she had dozed off and he quickly removed the headphones.
The blonde started to choke and turn blue, then died.
The barber was shocked. He had no idea what was going on. Bafffled he put on the headphones just to hear "Inhale..... Exhale...... Inhale..... Exhale..."
Kryozerkia
03-05-2006, 20:08
I refuse to laugh; I refuse to chuckle; I refuse to chortle...
I however, will snicker...
Smunkeeville
03-05-2006, 20:46
two blondes, Keri and Mary, are building a house. Keri pulls a nail out of the paper bag and starts to secure the door frame, she pulls another and throws it into the yard, pulls another and does the same.
Mary asks "what the hell are you doing?!"
"the head of the nail was on the wrong end" Keri replied
"god, you are such a stupid idiot, those are for the other side of the house" Mary explains
Aryavartha
03-05-2006, 21:12
blonde antelope :p
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3728266100951844857
Boonytopia
04-05-2006, 08:59
two blondes, Keri and Mary, are building a house. Keri pulls a nail out of the paper bag and starts to secure the door frame, she pulls another and throws it into the yard, pulls another and does the same.
Mary asks "what the hell are you doing?!"
"the head of the nail was on the wrong end" Keri replied
"god, you are such a stupid idiot, those are for the other side of the house" Mary explains
I like that one! :D
The Black Forrest
04-05-2006, 09:01
blonde antelope :p
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3728266100951844857
That one just doesn't get old :D